/sci/ - Science & Math

>>3113205
I would love to punch Dan Lietha square in the jaw for that one.

Oh good! I was hoping for some indoctrinating bullshit that makes stupid assumptions! Thanks Dan!

>>3113241
>>3113233
>>3113223
>>3113217
>>3113212
>>3113205
>>3113202
my buthole was never so clenched before

>>3113212

Why can't people understand that we changed the tools we used for US not the other way round

>>3113256

How did Noah deal with microorganisms?

its like pouring cancer into my soul through my eyes

>>3113256
He needed two lions, tigers, ocelots, bears, pandas, dogs, wolves, cats, sparrows, finches, deer, elk, pandas, camels, horses, cows, pigs, sheep, wolverines, oxen, elephants, gorillas, chimps, leopards, ferrets, moles, giraffes, ibix, hedgehogs, rhinoceroses, and the thousands of other animals not to mention bacteria, protists, fungi, etc.

After Eden is the best webcomic ever.

>>3113261
and that is the most beautiful thing about science.

>>3113260
not necessary since they wouldn't die if the planet would be flooded. Hell most of them would flourish.

>>3113267

Don't forget changes in salinity affecting water dwelling organisms which can only be explained away by bullshit and more bullshit.

>http://www.christiananswers.net/q-aig/aig-c037.html

So either the flood acclimated the fish to different salinity over a long time (but it happens quickly in the very book they believe in) or it wasn't turbulent (but the Bible says it was).

So Noah had an aquarium with every organism from the sea and lake too.

>allofmyrage

>>3113269
that is bullshit and you know it, David.

For your God's sake, at least give the people trying to give your stupid religion some scientific backing credit.

The fact that there our people out there who lap this shit up and use it to feel superior over people who don't kneel at the alter of hypocrisy is more rage inducing than anything I've ever seen on 4chan.

Strap up folks, we're going to assassinate Dan Lietha. Meet me at the bus stop in 5, I'll bring the rat poison.

>>3113300
Don't be angry; these types parody themselves. They pursue a false diety and waste their entire lives toward this perceived cause. They are the torturers of themselves.

the stupid is so vast

>>3113269

WOW! That is amazing. So the benefit of religion is that you can just read one book and relax.

>>3113317

wut

>Straw men, straw men everywhere!

>>3113327
ALL MY RAEG

>>3113315
Sounds like a plan. I'll bring a sharp instrument. Someone so naive mustn't be allowed to live.

>>3113300
it's exactly the same as atheism

I sometimes can't tell if it's satire or serious.

>>3113337

It's completely, 100%, serious.

>>3113337
Whats the difference? Everything religious appears satire to the rational brain.

>>3113337

This is a common problem when dealing with any extremist group, were they far right conservitards, or tree hugging liberal hippies.

Basically, extremists are always retarded. They cant' see logic or reason trough their ideology, and are unable to co-operate or compromise on issues.

Centrist master race is the best way to go, on almost all things in life.

>>3113351

There is about 1.7 million species on Earth, right?

Even if they were all babies, the ark would still need to be fucking huge. How does "Everyone was once small" answer the question?

>>3113340

Did I say that I'm an atheist? No. And "exactly the same"?

Sure atheists can be assholes who enjoy feeling intellectually superior just as the devout enjoy feeling morally and spiritually superior, but that's about where the comparison ends.

Science flies rockets to the moon. Religion flies planes into buildings.

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>>3113353
>not knowing the definition of the word "alien"

>>3113350
I wouldn't call it centrist, I would just call it balance. Sometimes the balance is a little farther to one side. Either way, I try to apply the principle of balance to every decision.

>>3113340

Did I say that I'm an atheist? No. And "exactly the same"?

Sure atheists can be assholes who enjoy feeling intellectually superior just as the devout enjoy feeling morally and spiritually superior, but that's about where the comparison ends.

Science flies rockets to the moon. Religion flies planes into buildings.

>>3113337

Google Poe's Law

>>3113354
It would be interesting to see how big a ship it would take to hold 1.7 million tennis balls or other small object. It would probably be fuck huge.

Let's take this dumbass out.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

>MFW

>>3113320
What the fuck is this i dont fucking even HHNNGGGGG

why isn't there atheist comics?

We could be fighting the battle just as dirty as them.

Dan Lietha is one of the great unsung trolls of our times.

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>>3113415
THAT'S IT I'M GOING HOME

>>3113398

Lol you can't even try to accommodate the spastics by saying that maybe their 7 days wasn't meant to be literal.

Apparently they don't even want to skirt around the ridiculousness of that.

>>3113409
Atheist aren't a religious group regardless of fucktards thinking they are and some atheist forming committees despite the fact.

>>3113256
>unknown sized ark
>believes bible literally
>size of ark given in genesis

>>3113409

I guess any comic that employs logic is atheist.

stupid Flanders and his stupid comics

>>3113433
What the fuck? Is this comic author so retarded and blind? REALLY!? Please tell me this is satire.

>>3113409

There are....

>>3113439

It's not satire. People like this exist.

>>3113439

you know what?

is for real

and millions of people in your country are like this

enjoy

Where is evidence of sky daddy????

It's the sky! That's the evidence!

>>3113439
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Lietha

>>3113433
[citation needed]

>>3113434

I'm pretty sure that the unit of measurement (A cubit or some shit) is vague. As vague as the rest of the bible.

>>3113421

Well at least we can agree on this one

>>3113433
>implying that the chance of evolution proceeding via natural selection isn't 1.

>>3113441
>>3113447

Urge to kill....lowering.....

This is my personal favorite though.

By the way, for good atheists cartoons to respond to dumb theists, visit:

http://www.atheistcartoons.com/

I think the website needs more fans.

>>3113426

I found this to be the most pro-science of all of them.

According to this Darwin believed in evolution despite the fact that his parents were against it. Shows just how strong the theory is.

I believe there actually is a quote by Darwin's father that says something along the lines of "You will bring nothing but shame to this family" Haha

*Googles Darwin's father"

>>3113451
A cubit is a recorded and standardised measurement first used in ancient Egypt. The size does change depending on if it's an Egyptian, Greek or Roman cubit, but is a measurable length.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cubit

>>3113449
Oh goodness...

>>3113460
>"Oh cool, this website seems pretty-"
>Insults the Royal Wedding
>Calls it 'archaic, embarrassingly anti-democratic and intelligence insulting'

OH, IT'S FUCKING ON NOW CHAPS!

WHERE'S MY WAR MOUSTACHE?

>>3113470
This makes me happy.

>>3113467
I know that the captain of the Beagle who took Darwin to the Galapagos killed himself because he refused the theory and thought "how could I let this happen."

>>3113481
Its righere

>>3113470

>>3113489
>implying I don't think that Darwin was right

>>3113494
THANK YOU!

Who the bloody hell does this guy think he is? He has NO RIGHT to talk that way about our Royals!

I ought to find where he lives and jolly well kick the shit out of him!

>>3113503
why so angry? if you look at that cartoon and dont know its anti-atheist, it looks like it may endorse the step in the right direction.

I love these things, they are hilarious

>>3113491
Actually, Robert FitzRoy had been struggling with depression for some time (depression and suicide ran in his family), and money issues didn't help much. After he an heroed, Darwin chipped in to help keep his family from destitution.
Fun fact: Darwin, who was brought along mostly so FitzRoy would have someone to talk to, was apparently chosen partly because FitzRoy liked the shape of his nose.

>>3113510

Oh, please! You guys were complaining about the wedding too.

Chaching $$$$.....beautiful wedding with your tax dollars.

>>3113468

Oh ok, then that comic guy is doubly stupid

>>3113516
It's just the smugness that exudes from every word. Scientists at NASA manage to accomplish more than this man's entire lineage will ever accomplish, and he feels infinitely superior to them because he's more ignorant.

>>3113510
I'm not sure if it's supposed to be against the existence of the royal family, or just marriage in general.

Also, Rowan Atkinson for Arch Bishop of Canterbury.

>>3113350

Tree-hugging liberals aren't half as bad as right-wing conservatards

Science the right-wing obstructs:

Evolution
Stem-cell research
Tobacco causing cancer
Ozone depletion
Climate change
Nuclear winter
Earth observation from space
GMOs

Science the left-wing obstructs:

GMOs

>>3113523
Sir, complaining is what we do! Despite our complaints, we love the NHS and we love the Royals. It is ours to complain about, nobody else's!

Also, we use pounds. Not dollars. And the Royals bring in more money than they earn, and they have an important social wrong.

>>3113510
I didn't see any comics about the royal wedding...

>>3113526
>>3113539
>implying that fact-checking is bad

There's no reasoning with christfags.

>>3113539
okay. This one made me rage

>>3113544
see
>>3113529

It was on the next page

>>3113553
oh
Lets blackmail him!

>>3113540

Okay, okay....

But what ever you do, just don't let your disdain with one cartoon prevent you from mocking Christards with witty humor!

>>3113562
REALLY?

>>3113510

Dude I live in Australia and I can tell you I was SO FUCKING OVER that wedding before it even began.

It was actually treated like real news over here... celebrity "news" should have its own program so that people can not watch it.

On a related note, I wonder if prince andrew knows that his wife wouldn't even look at him if he wasn't a royal. Look at that balding head jesus.

>>3113562
This is the only one that truly pisses me off.

>>3113569
That's excusable, since you've got things like giant spiders to worry about.

>>3113569
Well, it is common knowledge in sociology and psychology that women, on a general trend, look for stability, status, and power in men. So of course she wouldn't look at him if he wasn't a prince.

DAMMIT /sci! Why am I posting cartoons rather than going to work!??? Meh....

>>3113562
>MFW this entire time, going to school is actually a place to train murderers.

It must be hard work being actively stupid

>>3113421

It's like a troll singularity.

MOAR COMICS!!

Ohoh

>this fucking thread

>>3113381
Now I'm confused.

>>3113576

Nah mate the giant snakes kill the giant spiders. What you've really gotta worry about is the giant crocs mate.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796

It's ok guys. He got the date wrong by five months, but the raptures coming. Better ask for forgiveness and you'll now be saved.

>Revelations 7:4 Then I heard the number of those who were sealed: 144,000 from all the tribes of Israel
>only Jews descended from the original tribes will be saved

oh

I am raging fucking hard.

Some creationists are stupid, but this is FUCKING RETARDED. I wonder how the guy who makes this comics is able to write the texts.

If you still don't believe in the One true God or don't take the bible literally because you believe in science then watch this video

http://www.answersingenesis.org/media/video/ondemand/nuclear-strength-apologetics/nuclear-strength-a
pologetics

It uses 100% modern science to prove its points and you if you are one of those "HURR DURR ITS ALL STUPID I WONT EVEN WATCH IT" then may God have mercy on your soul.

>>3113681
divine inspiration my child.

with god, all things are possible

>>3113688
>100% modern science
>implying this shit isn't twisted facts with terrible evidence
>implying this isn't just blind conjecture because of the low quality evidence and lack of peer reviewed material
>implying it is anything but another horrendously bad argument to throw onto the mountain-sized heap of usless or flawed arguments

>>3113688

3/10

>>3113688

Oh my gosh. You are messed up in the head dude.

>>3113688
116 minutes? nope.avi

sage

Is he a mastermind troll, or just a retard? I really can't figure this one out.

>>3113688
I watched the start of it and the guy just goes to "Because the bible says so" in about 2 minutes

>>3113688

Wait, what? You posted these comics to what? Convert rational people into irrational people? Just go back to brain-washing your children, you will find no converts here.

These were funny to us, not educational. Just a massive joke.

The fact that people actually do things like this scares me.

>>3113529
>mfw David Milliband is the reverend

>>3113727
I think he was mocking them.

>>3113267
Seven.
In the Bible, Noah put seven of each animal on the ark.
Just something good to know when arguing with a Christian. (They never read the Bible).

this shit needs to be archived

>>3113735
Seven of every clean animal and two of every unclean animal.

Also, he was told to take in only the 'fleshy' animals. So it could be said he didn't bother with insects or the like.

>mfw OP was actually trying to convince us with this comics
>OP is as bad as Dan Lietha, if not worse

>>3113740

I' dl'ed every comic. I'll spam them back into /sci/ periodically lol

>>3113441
Man, that's a very good pic, fukken' saved.

>>3113741
Well, that's what Noah was commanded to do initially, but I believe that later on it's mentioned that he brought two of each. Maybe the instructions changed.
But yes, Christians never read the bible. I'd attribute that to a theological structure that encourages layfolk to take what their priest says, rather than read the texts themselves. (Also, Christian bibles are all translations of the original texts.)

>>3113733

Maybe... if he was then 7/10 lol

Archive this shit

>>3113688
OH wow what a great argument. God is everyone and everything and therefore can't be disputed, in fact to dispute it you have to know it.

Well done, you've made the first error of unscientific practice, which is that:

"Hypotheses are often framed so they are invulnerable to any experiment that offers a prospect of disproof, so even in principle they cannot be invalidated. "

BUMP

>>3113741
>>3113735
Seven PAIRS of the clean animals.
14 each.

>>3113783
>life preserver
>mfw it took me a good 20 seconds to realise he was referring to the life jacket

Who the fuck calls it a preserver?

>>3113785
who are the clean animals?

>>3113785
and in the infallible nature of the bible i'm sure it comes down to what version you read

>>3113791
animals that can be eaten under the kosher laws. So seven pairs of cow, but only 2 pigs. and so forth.

>>3113789
I first thought they were talking about condoms.

>>3113789

Americans?

>>3113791
-Fish with fins and scales (clearly omitted, since they'd survive the flood)
-Land animals with cloven hooves that chew the cud
-Non-carnivorous birds (with a few additional exceptions, I believe)
-Crickets and grasshoppers (also omitted since they are not fleshy)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashrut

Why are you people saying "hurr he stupid" and "RAAAAGE"? This comic is funny and makes some good points.

>>3113811

0/10

>>3113814
MANY OF THOSE STARS ARE NOW DEAD LUMPS OF LIGHTLESS GAS, AND WERE SO 2000 YEARS AGO. WHERE IS YOUR JESUS NOW?

>>3113688
http://www.csharp.com/lisle.html

>>3113826
I'm not sure why, but my stomach hurts from laughing. I think its the rabid caps used for the delivery that did it.

>>3113830
I'm usually a calm and reasonable person, but holy shit am I raging hard.... The number of assumptions made and implied... FUCK

>>3113814

How does light from 1,000,000 light years away get to us in the 6,000 years since creation?

>>3113842
You are not really calm or reasonable if something so silly as that comic made you rage.

>>3113793
Some bibles say that it was two of each. Regardless of "cleanliness".

>>3113850
For fundamentalist christian explanation, see
>>3113421

ITT everybody lost

>>3113850
>>3113826

>>3113869
I ran out of toilet paper once, cam very handy there.

ho ho ho

>>3113793
I found this site http://bible.cc Which give the verses from several versions.

A good example http://bible.cc/genesis/6-14.htm
>King James version
>Make thee an ark of gopher wood
>New Living Translation version
>Build a large boat from cypress wood

Gopher wood is not a known type of wood.
Cypress wood is a collection of conifer of northern temperate regions.

>>3113910
>northern temperate
>middle east

oh those american baptists

>>3113910
>>3113910

>>3113926

That's a lebanon cedar, dipshit. But yeah, cypresses grow in the middle east as well.

>>3113926
Cedar

>>3113910
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupressus_sempervirens

ARCHIVE!

>>3113965
>he doesn't know about greenoval

it's actually jesus moving the electrons inside the laptops.

El bumpo.

>Daddy, why does my gym teacher touch me in my no-no place?

>Because son, it's all part of God's beautiful design that pedophiles exist. And it's part of God's plan to allow you to be violated. Don't worry, he'll get punished when after he dies and much past the statute of limitations on sexual offense crimes.

most epic science thread

IM GONNA BUMP THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BECAUSE I CAN

catholic agnostic here....

this is why i hate literal interpretations, fundamentalists, young earth creationists, and evangelicals

Dan Lietha = best troll ever!!!!

>>3116691
catholic agnostic? is that like pedo-curious?

>>3116751
wow. i wish i was as witty as you....

no.
i like to believe that if there were an existence of god, it would be much like an Abrahamic one....
i don't really quite like the ideals of Judaism, and catholicism is the oldest form of Christianity.

i used to like Hinduism a lot because of the whole concepts of nirvana and some of the gods have pretty interesting stories, but it hindus are much more selfless than i, so i found it much harder to consider myself a hindu agnostic

>>3116783
so you see religions more like philosophies/lifestyles and not pragmatic but you still want a religion. You sound more like an agnostic poser

Jesus was the first pirate

he copied and shared bread and fish

christians all approve of piracy

>>3116783
Actually Orthodox is the oldest Christianity

>MFW Lietha makes a comic

my eyes bled

>>3116876
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East–West_Schism

>>3113499
>Doesn't know about the bajillion interpretations and writing of the Bible
>Doesn't know about the parts and versions deliberately edited out of modern-day Bibles

All of my hate. Why are there MULTIPLE BIBLES if they are all the SAME THING? There's nothing wrong with believing in God per se, but to take the word of the Bible (and for that matter claiming X bible is better than Y bible), WRITTEN BY MAN, as the truth...

needs to be taken into account.

Captain, rage levels in this thread are reaching critical point, I suggest to abandon it while the cognitive deflectors are still up...

i sure hope i get quads

>>3117779
ha ha ha

loser