/sci/ - Science & Math

>Math
>0
>;_;

>Aerospace engineering
>1

And no, I'm not gay.

>Electrical Engineering
>He thinks i sleep with girls

>>3099448
1 guy, amirite?

>>3099441
>They're all girls who work at massage parlors

thats pretty sweet. what city is this, and how much does it cost? does it just look like a regular massage parlor? are all asian massage parlors like that? how do you fuck them? do they climb on top? how long does the sex last? they make you wear condoms right? are you afraid of stds?

Marine Biology
3

>Mathematics
>0

Only freshman though.

>Postmodern Quantum Mechanical Engineering
>1 or 0 men. Interpreting changes results.

>>3099458
It's not gonna change. Trust me.

>>3099458
weallknowthatfeel.jpg

>>3099441
>Mathematics
>1

>English
>56

>>3099452
Places like Los Angeles, HCMC, Hong Kong.
I usually find out online from guys who've already been there.
Sometimes you see girls standing around the bars at night club. I just talk to them and offer some money.

Price varies from $100-$150. They make you wear condom, but I always try to offer more to go without. TBH, I don't really care about std. I wish I would get AIDS and die already.

>>3099464
>mfw you're probably right

>paying for sex

>Biology
Slept with during undergraduate studies? Hmm...
>6
I mean, there was one girl that I was really into and we hooked up a bunch of times...

>electrical engineering
>2

>>3099464
Yea, I got drunk at a party and kissed some girls, but they usually bring friends along who don't drink and those bitches ruin everything.

>>3099474
>I wish I would get AIDS and die already.

No you don't otherwise you would have killed yourself already.

You're just a weak, insecure, coward

sorry, just being honest

>1st year Math
>0, but I'm gay so
Guys:
>7, and 3 were relationships

>Nursing
>4

>EE
>commuter
>0, obviously

Fuck..

>women studies
>20+

mad?

What a shameful display.
I thought /sci/ was above such childish things as bragging about how many girls they've slept with

Math, freshman
0
But 8 guys

Undergrad only?
>Biochemistry
>27

Grad studies (current)
>Law (finished my 1L!)
>up to 38

Did I beat the odds?

Biophysics
2

I've dated the second one since grade 11, so technically I have gotten laid more than guys who probably had 50 chicks by now.
But reading 1 makes you automatically assume the person had sex once.

>>3099474
I still remember the first time when I lost my virginity. This Korean girl was giving me a naked lap dance but wanted $150 for full service. It was way too much and I only wanted to pay $100.
We went back and forth and she got up immediately, put back on all her clothes and stood all the way on the other side of the room with her arms folded.

I can't even describe how I felt at that moment. It was funny but sad, really sad at the same time. I realized then how absurd life was and nothing I did matters.

Computer science

0

Feelsbadman

>>3099485
You don't know my life. Would you say the same if I was blind, deaf or schizophrenic?

>>3099515
>blind
>on the internet

DAT CRITICAL THINKING

>>3099515
A decade and we'll be able to fix many forms of blindness and deafness.
And we've already got treatments for crazies.
Quit feeling sorry for yourself, faggot

>>3099521
lol, you know there are blind people on the internet right? In fact, I remember there was one on /g/ a while back.

>2nd year computer science
>0

>>3099527
>believing what people tell you on the internet

Either you're a troll or have an extreme case of pseudointellectual

im still amazed that people can still be virgins coming out of high school... you dont even have to make much of an effort just find an equal counterpart...

pic related?

>>3099535
>live in a rich white neighbor
>go to a private school were none of the girls were idiots
>none of them wanted to have sex whether on the pill or condom or both because daddy would kill them and cancel their trust fund
>get more head than a headhunter

First year ChemE
1, Gf.

Computer Science
Hooked up with several girls in the past (gone as far as cunnilingus), but only have had actual sex with one, my current girlfriend of 2 and a half years.

>computer Science
>Starting jounier so 2
>0

AND THAT NUMBER PISSES ME OFF YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MANY TIMES I'VE BEEN COCK BLOCKED IN THE MOST GOD UNIQUE WAYS IMAGINABLE

one of them was when me and the girl are on her bunk... her friend comes out from underneath kisses my girl which was hot and demands for me to take her back to her dorm eventually my girl caves and tells me to go.. try to get back
>I'm going to study and sleep maybe tomorrow
>NEXT DAY HUGE FIGHT OVER HER ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND WHO CHEATED ON HER 7 TIMES I call her an idiot give her a hug and decide she can't commit don't want her

Material Science Engineer
14
Thank god for that Poli Sci minor

Bitches love Poli Scientists.

>>3099546
well i think head is just as good as a fuck. usually the supressed white daddys girls are the horniest ones, and its not like daddys checking for undefiled hymens

And here I thought /sci/ was filled with people who were more interested in the pursuit of knowledge than pussy.
I have lost much respect for you

>>3099573
you think too much, you probably get straight A's and shit...

>>3099573
>claims to be intellectual
>so blind he can't even see the point of life is enjoyment and procreation

>First year mechanical engineering
>7

>Biochemistry
>0

>>3099565
At least you follow my reasoning. Why push for sex when the bitch rips off your pants and wants to give head?

>>3099580
the point of life is not proceation. evolution would want you to do that

in the 21st century, the point of life is to try and live forever

>>3099591
>the point of life is to try and live forever
That's why we procreate, it's the closest thing species have to immortality. At least make something of you last as long as possible.

>>3099591
live fast die young, live slow die old, it doesnt really matter which lifestyle you choose, any guy with a functioning dick is gonna wanna get it wet once in a while.

>>3099596
the only part of you that matters is consciousness/your brain.

having kids is not living forever or even close

the closest thing we have to living forever is called scientific advancement since it is theoretically possible to end, fix, or otherwise stave off biological aging.

ironically having kids will hinder you from accomplishing this [because when it comes out it's probably gonna be very expensive]

>>3099591
>in the 21st century, the point of life is to try and live forever
[citation needed]

>Bio chem
>1

I love my girlfriend, we've been together for years and I really don't want to break up with her or anything nor do I think I could betray her, but I really, really want to start boning other girls before I get too old. I hope someday she'll just be all "sure, go fuck other girls, btw I won't fuck other guys" but I know it will never happen.

>>3099591
Cool story bro. This MIGHT be possible circa 500 years in the future. 21st century? LOL no

>>3099580
You could not be more wrong, hedonist scum.

>>3099613
>the only part of you that matters is consciousness/your brain.
A species genealogy is more important than either because it propagates where it's future generations go. Procreating keeps your genealogy going, the closest to immortality yet possible because it's still you being pushed forward to the end of time.

I don't see how we're going to achieve biological immortality when so many of you guys are majoring in math and working at banks after graduation.

The rich certainly doesn't donate. The movement barely has any funding.

>>3099629
>moore's law
by 2050 or sooner we could see an average lifespan of 120 or more.

>>3099636
>it's still you being pushed forward to the end of time.

The "you" diminishes each successive generation. Well, if you want to be utterly philosophical about it, the you is gone once you perish. The idea of procreation to further one's propagation into the future is pure romanticism.

>>3099622
The point of your existence is a combination of keeping yourself alive/conscious and maximizing pleasure/minimizing pain
>>3099636
That's not "you". "you" are a bundle of nerves in your brain. you are not genes. you are NEURONS. NEURONS. You only experience what those NEURONS receive as electrochemical impulses
>>3099643
procreation is to immortailty as a flee is to a quark star. they have NOTHING TO DO WITH ONE ANOTHER

>>3099613
>procreation is the closest we have to immortality
>having kids is not living forever or even close
Your reading comprehension is really fucked. And your innate ability to capitalize the proper words and letters asserts this notion.

>>3099642
The vast majority of rich people would be too old to reap the benefits of it and thus see no point in investing. Even if it did come out before they died, they would be stuck in old shitty bodies

About the only one who it might make sense for is someone like zuckerberg

>>3099642
>math majors
>working at banks

LOL NO

Life has no meaning except the meaning you apply to it.
Anybody who makes their meaning of life pleasure is a shallow, pathetic person.

>>3099642
>The rich certainly doesn't donate
Bill Gates has donated more to charity than the sum of all donations ever made by all the people you know and all the people your friends know.
You're just a butthurt poor loser.

>>3099647
Seems like Biology and natural selection flew way over your head.

Sorry buddy but the singularity/immortality won't be happening within our lifetime.

>>3099647
>procreation is to immortailty as a flee is to a quark star
This isn't a viable comparison because "procreation :: immortality" is not the same thing as "flea :: quark star." How one is unintelligent enough to even make that distinction makes no rational sense, even for people with mental defects.

>they have NOTHING TO DO WITH ONE ANOTHER
Life giving life has nothing to do with each other? Nice logic.

Physics
8

>>3099647
>>3099645
You are making philosophical and artistic definitions of what "you" means, which aren't empirical nor falsifiable enough definitions to be valid for this discussion.

>>3099647
That's pretty simple-minded. What makes you think that "you" is neurons? If you put your thoughts into a book or a piece of music, isn't that you? If teach your children your values that will be passed along and influence untold generations of humanity, isn't that you too? That's the only real immortality.

>>3099666
Immortality = Your consciousness persisting infinitely.

Procreation = Something else which has nothing to do with your consciousness
>>3099669
exponential growth bro

also all you need is some longevity

>>3099647
The "you" is a biological entity capable of life, procreation, and behavior. You can easily recreate yourself through all three combinations.

Ok who let the philosophy major into /sci/?

>>3099683
>technology
>exponential
GTFO troll

punctuated equilibrium...

>>3099684
Same person who let the sex obsessed retards who like to brag about how many girls they've slept with in.

Philosophers get out.

This is YOU as defined by science. The exact point of localization of YOU is not known, but it is proven to be not outside of this.

>>3099662
>anyone who makes the most out of their one life is shallow and pathetic

DAT LOGIC

>>3099688
>he thinks natural selection applies to intelligent species
newsflash bro : that shit stopped mattering the second we figured out how to make fire and pointy sticks.

>>3099683
>Your consciousness persisting infinitely.
If you're going by that definition, immortality has nothing to do with consciousness then.

>Something else which has nothing to do with your consciousness
By this definition then, procreation is impossible to achieve for any reproductive organism.

High school education, but pornstar.

100+

>>3099697
>he thinks women aren't still attracted to physically fit men with muscles who are somewhat intellectual who can provide and defend her.

Rofl. Evolution is still going on all around you.

>>3099692
>Thinks hedonism is "Making the most out of your life".
Wow. Just how stupid are you?
Do something productive, you pathetic sack of shit

>>3099706
>calling me a pathetic sack of shit when he will contribute nothing of value to society

Cool story bro

Eunuch Studies
0

>>3099708
And where is your proof of this?
A person who dedicates himself to the creation of knowledge will contribute nothing of value to society?
ORLY?

>>3099706
What makes you think hedonism and "doing something productive" is mutually exclusive?

>>3099534
My neighbor is blind and spends tons of time on the internet. She just has a program that read out what the pages say. How can /sci/ not think of that???

>>3099705
>he doesn't understand natural selection

>>3099720
>he is a worthless troll

>>3099715
Hedonism is a waste of time by definition.
Perhaps if you were only a part-time hedonist it would be possible, but certainly not if you took your selfish, shallow pursuit of pleasure seriously.

Astronomy
0 , the stars are my lady ;_;

>humans can create materials nature never has
>humans can leave their biosphere to go to other planets and moons
>humans can literally fabricate life and genetically modify bacteria

>>3099720
Sexual selection is a part of natural selection, yes?

>>3099731
human attraction is largely cultural. fat people used to be attractive

>>3099734
nope. there were less fat people back then than there is now.

>>3099737
nope

>>3099691
>The exact point of localization of YOU is not known, but it is proven to be not outside of this.

>>3099573
>having any respect for /sci/ or any 4chan board.
>thinking /sci/ had mostly science threads.

>>3099745
>thinks consciousness is outside of the brain
herpderp must be in the heart

>>3099734

No, they liked a healthy bit of weight as opposed to starving or diseased women. Health has always been a factor in attraction, and morbidly obese land whales tip that scale way too far.

Why do women LOVE famous men even if they're ugly?
>artificial selection 1
>natural selection 0

Can I include encounters where I did not sleep with the women but still had sex?

>>3099740
Yes.There are more fat people than ever before, mostly because the number of people alive is increasing. Which means that at any given time, there will be more fat people than at any point in time before it.

TL;DR NUMBER OF PEOPLE ALWAYS INCREASES

Probably gonna make somebody mad with this...
Major: Digital Entertainment and Game Design (pretty much video game design)
Girls: ... last time I tried to count, over 50. I lost count after that, and I'll be damned if I can name them all...

I had a few (5) long-term relationships, but several of this number comes from hanging out at a frat house constantly between the ages of 18-20, then spending 3 years stationed in Germany. A solid 30 or so of this number comes from either one-night stands or hooking up with the same girls repeatedly from bars/clubs in Germany (just sex, no relationships). Add in a couple whorehouses here and there and we're set. Oh, and that's just the ones with which full intercourse was had, not counting head...

And then I grew up. It was fun, but time for this guy to settle down and have a family. I think in the last 4 years I've been with....6 or 7, mostly trying to have actual relationships.

I don't now nor did I then consider myself a man-whore. I discovered the female orgasm with number three on this list, and was obsessed with learning how to make it happen more. So when we broke up, I just started getting any woman I could into bed to figure out how to bring them to orgasm, since each girl is wired different when it comes to what gets them off and I grew up surrounded by women, always hearing how they were terrible lovers, couldn't get them off, etc... so I wanted to learn all I could about how to give a girl orgasms. I couldn't stand the thought of being thought of as a bad lover.

>>3099780

Number of fat people per 1000 people is increasing though, at least in the Western World anyway.

All people do is satisfy urges they have. These urges are founded in instincts. Someone who fancies them self better than a person who prioritizes the pursuit of recreational pleasure is a hypocrite. Their alternative, be it hunting for knowledge or bettering society, still satisfies the base drive of either discovery or altruism, respectively.

The fulfillment of urges is pleasurable. It doesn't matter how you get your brain to secrete dopamine and serotonin.

>Psychology
>Been in school for 8 weeks now, had sex with 12 different girls

Best 8 weeks of my life, and there was only one girl I only spent one night with, the rest were multiple nights.

>>3099697
>he thinks natural selection applies to intelligent species
>newsflash bro : that shit stopped mattering the second we figured out how to make fire and pointy sticks.

Okay /sci, i dont care how well engineering and mathematics pays. There is no excuse to be this dumb when it comes to biology,

>mathematics
>zero

Pre-med, focus in chemistry
2

and op i don't think prostitutes should count.

Comp Sci
10ish

>economics
>0

I'll buy bitches when I'm rich.

>Life sciences preparation (community college)
>2

Just slept together, literally, and felt each others junk.

EE
0 girls

>electrical engineering
>over 30

>zoology
>0

>>3099691

>mfw we don't even know what "YOU" is.
>Imperative statements without proofs are not science.
GTFO cancer of science.

>medicine

>20 years old

>36

>I can smell the mad from here.

Psych major math/stats double minor

10

Been with the 10th for about a year, fuck eryday

>Pharmacy
>0

It's even funnier when you consider that this major consists of 90% of women.

>>3099560

That's nothing, I got cock blocked by Lupus this year, no joke. Yes, the disease.

>>3099785
>It doesn't matter how you get your brain to secrete dopamine and serotonin.

Actually, if you do it in a way that increases serotonin and dopamine production in other people, that's better.

This can be anything, from sex to transport infrastructure improvements.

>Electrical Engineering
>0
feels batman

>environmental policy (fuck yeah hippie social sciences)
>8 girls slept with
>3 relationships

also, any sauce on OPs girl. She is the most beautiful thing i have ever seeen.....
>>3099441
>>3099441
>>3099441

>2nd year in chemical engineering
>1

Well, it's not like we don't have girls (even hot ones) here, contrary to the popular belief.
I'm making a vow: this summer I'm getting my shit together, become a better man and next fall I'm gonna score high. LETS DO THIS

2nd year chemistry
0

I'm not going to start paying for sex from a prostitute until I get a lay from at least one non-sex worker.

>Posting on 4chan
>Having sex with women

Pick one

>Sociology
>0

So much for the idea that social science people are alphas while physical science guys are betas

3rd year chemistry
1 (long time ago)

>math
>6

Alpha as fuck.

>1st year ChemE
>0

meh

>medicine
>3

am in a relationship

computer science
like, 16 guys

Second year Bio-Engineering
5

>Computer Science
>-10

>>3099497
>Implying you'll still be that cocky when we have jobs and you don't.

We'll be rolling it in when we're making money, girls this age aren't that worth it anyway they just get wet for anyone older than them, with a foreign accent, or they go off and sleep with someone else because they're ruled by their wants and desires at this age and never think about consequences.

not in college still in 8th grade
9 girls

fucking faggots here on /Sci/ are all fucking nerdy gays, i do lots of sport and i have whatever girls i like

>Food science, mostly microbiological aspects
>1

Bitch was crazy...

>quantum physics
>0

eh, no one gets laid at MIT...

>Second year Business/U.S. History double major.
>30

>Engineering
>6 men

>physics
>1

We've shared some good times but then she was all like "no we can't be together because (insert cliché reason here)". So now I'm alone and I can't be arsed to find another girl since I still love her...

2nd year Computer Science
1

>2nd year Financial Management
>0

Had a few chances but completely fucked them up
>mfw I fucked them up

>Math
>16

But I'm also much older than the average college student because I was in the military for 6 years beforehand.

>>3101895

i fucked them up to. it's okay bro

>Chem
>Virgin

>>3101904
what's your worst story from this year?

i was making out with a chick on my bed and she obviously wanted to do more, and realizing this i went on autopilot full retard mode and told her i was tired and to get out so i could go to bed...

>her face when

>Mechanical Engineering
>2

the second girl ended up being pretty kickass and now we're engaged. so the sex isn't with various people, but that doesn't mean it's not still good.

>>3101932

basically the same thing that you described.

>No college except for several certificates such as vocational business admin

>dozens at the age I was when I went to college
>well into the hundreds now

Of course I've probably literally spent more time at the bar then most of you have spent breathing.

That and I got to enjoy the entire "sex is power" trip back when feminism ended up creating the perfect storm for penises everywhere.

>EE
>implying

>english
>over 9000

>>3101974
>oldguy
feels good, dunnit?

(captcha: yourpro are)

youngsters will never know the glory of the Sexual Revolution except watching reruns of That 70's Show

>Physics
>2
One's an ex-girlfriend, the other is my current girlfriend.

>Neuroscience
>1

Been with the same girl since I was 15.

Geology

0

>I'm not gay either. Riddle time, go.

>2nd year Math
>0
>im gay

>>3102617
Oh wait. People will assume I just haven't had sex. That isn't the case either.

>>Civil and Petroleum Engineering (double major)
>>4th year
>>15 girls
>>12 guys

Yeah, so?

>>3102650
So you had sex with animals (rocks?)?

>>3102617
says 0

/sci/ says
>>3103120

I actually lolled hard.

Also, straight girls are my favorite :D

>>3099481
Dude, are you me?
Anyways. Power managment, 2. One in college one before.

Senior Computer Engineering
0, straight

I think I'll wait till marriage

>>3101895
>>3101904

>2nd year Astronomy
>9

Been in a relationship with 3 of them

>Astrophysics
>0

Think I have something going with this chick though, if I'm lucky the number might up by one in a near future.

>Software Engineering
>1
>CAPTCHA: University clipme

>Computer Science
>1

>she's still my gf
>we'll probably get married
>I'll probably cheat on her if I ever get the opportunity, so I can know what other girls feel like

>Political science freshman (year just ended)
>10

Just had a threesome last week.

>Astrophysics
>2

Not bad, I guess. Both didn't know how to science, though.

>graduated highschool, waiting to start first year math
>2

Computer Science + Math
0
not motivated enough to get laid

3 years as a life sciences major: 0
2 years education major: 3

phys
1
but methinks 'twill be on the rise now that things didn't work out with long-time (ex) gf

Computer science
>2 GFs
>1 prostie

No other CS will be this awesome.

>Psychology
>know everything about a human
>manipulate
>16 in one year

>yup that was the right choice.

Mech. Engineer.
#4 (2 young, 2 milfs)

2nd year.

>Astrophysics
>4 (All in high school though ;_;)

Engineering Engineer.
>7 gays
>1 straigts
>3 trannies

Am pretty happy doing engineering.

> Engineering
> Before college: 1
> During 3 years of college: 0

foreveralong.png.exe

4th Electrical Engineering
1 girl

>>3103136
Yes, I am a straight girl. Well done.

>>3103120
I lolled too, but seriously, wtf