/sci/ - Science & Math

I fucked you're mom

Major: Biology

Emoticons: Sure I do. Most of them violent toward my fellow man.

>emoshions

did you not see the red lines under that word?

As a robot I am offended by your humanocentric presumptions.

>>3094757
>>3094758
Thanks for your participation. Post your emails if you want a debriefing form.

>>3094760
What lines? PS. emotions*

sorry lol

1) Scientist
2) No

Major: Math and Biology

Emotions: Extreme hatred for everyone

Major: Geology
Emotions: Depression because of humanity.

>Implying sociology is a real science
LOL

Here's the test to see if you're cold and dead inside:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ju75XsCO4o

That's right. Muppet babies.

1.BioChem
2.Medical degree (General practioner) suck a dick faggots

3: yes.

What is this word? I feel like you're starting to a say a word and you're not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?

What's your spaghetti policy?

Major: Physics
emotions: I hate people in general and often have to restrain myself from choking the especially dumb ones to death on a daily basis.

> engineering
> sexual emotions towards men.

> Physics
> People are people. I can do with or without but I am happy to always meet a fellow science enthusiast. Plus, I love playing music so yeah, there you go.

>1) Whats your major?

Still in college--trying to get a computer science PHD down the line.

>2) Do you have emotions?

I meditate for twenty minutes every day and usually stay in an emotionally calm state.

>>3094806
Take off my clothes? What? No man, that's weird.

>>3095346
Also a Buddhist.

bump because of Deanna troi.

If you were in a real science, you would know that directly asking a person what you want to know will not yield a valid answer. Instead, you could ask people what they would do in a certain emotionally taxing situation; for example if they would kill a small child to same themselves.

>>3094749
Math/Physics
I have emotions but choose not to express them

1) Physics major, Chemistry major
2) I suffer from Dysthymic Disorder that near-annually tips over to Major Depressive episodes. Guess that means yes. I'm slowly becoming more numb as the amount of time I've been suffering endlessly expands. This has little to do with being a scientist, however.

Math

Surprisingly yes even after my analysis courses.

>>3095407
Scientists and the elite are generally shunned and routinely rejected by society. So I suppose if many of us seem cold, it may have more to do with some of us necessarily learning coldness as a coping mechanism, rather than logical-mindedness implying cold-heartedness.

Also, that difficulty might be experienced in showing emotion need not necessarily imply absence of emotion. There's probably more likely to be a correlation between intelligence and social anxiety and depression that leads to intimacy problems, rather than it being true that intelligence = lack of emotions.

Anyway, hope this helps with your study.

>>3094749


1. electrical w/ min in photo voltaic engineering
2. no

>>"I want to see if scientists are really cold and heartless. Most of my sociology teachers arent"
3. implying "sociologists" could be considered a real scientist.

1) Physics
2) Does anger and hatred count as emotions? I'm pretty sure they do.

>>3094749

1) Physics MSc, Math MSc, CS BSc
2) Of fucking course, more than pretty much anybody else around me. Not kidding.

1. BS chemistry
MS chemical engineering
working on a PhD in organic chemistry

2. I HAVE A COMPULSION TO ANALYZE EVERYTHING

>>3095390
Yeah, no. This is sociology, /sci/ hates it so i understand if you don't get it, but this is valid researc h.

>>3095503
Jesus fuck, that's a healthy set of degrees. What do you do with yourself for a living?

>>3095537
Your real mistake was telling us your theory before asking us the question.

Your bigger mistake is your sampling strategy.

>>3095554
Look ok, it's only my second year and its a learning process. just help me out, science isn't easy. I need a much bigger sample so keep bumped please.

>>3095547

Took quite some time to get all those to be honest. I'm not some kind of genius.

I actually did all this for personal interest, then thought about making a business, internet company, something like that.
I ended up workin for my government though. Pretty content.

Was pretty funny. I applied for a job at a smaller telecommunication company. Turned out it was just a "letterbox company" (not sure how this is called in english) set up by the secret service.
Shit was awesome.

>>3095561
Nah, not sample size, but what can you actually conclude from sampling 4chan? Do you think 4chan is representative of your population of interest?

Also, you have no idea what the reliability is going to be

Anyways:
BS Molecular Cell Bio
Working on phd in Evolutionary Anthro
And I experience emotions

>>3095568
What is a letterbox company?

>>3095583

You have the adress of some company and send them your application. The letter goes to their letterbox, which only exists for a limited amount of time. The company does not actually exist, it is only a cover-up for someone else using that letterbox.

Some companies use this to avoid paying taxes. Agents use this as well. It's more or less like you shout out "Hey, we are an awesome company. If you fulfil our requirements and want to get shitloads of money write us at ..." etc..

>>3095601
This makes me think of that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Hal applies to the non existant company.

>>3095639

But that company did exist, and it didn't disappear until Hal declined the job offer. Man, that was a great show.

>>3095639
YOU'RE NOT THE BAUS OF ME NOOOOOOOOOW

>>3095639

Yeah that's kinda like what happened.

I probably shouldn't tell you but they even took me to an airport and paid the flight to their central. Good times.
On the downside, i often have to drive over 500 miles to get to their other central here. Still the best job i could have ever imagined.

>>3095661

> Newman catches a dart in his mouth

isn't that a cigar?

chemistry is by far the most boring and shitty science out there.

1) Math
2) No.

Mathematics
Nope

1) Physic, Biology and Chemistry
2) Sunlight burns