/sci/ - Science & Math

move some powerful magnets close by the speakers. it tends to fuck up anything electrical.

>>3080868

There are magnets inside the speaker that are bigger than any magnet that you own, so you're retarded.

You can destroy speakers by taking a 9 volt battery and running a current through the speakers that will fry it, it might leave some physical damage. The only other option would be to open it up and cut the wires.

Unplug it. Make an incredibly small cut in the cord (~1mm MAX) so you can't see it when you lay them together. Cut all the wires when you're in there and then carefully glue the small incision shut so they can't find it without looking incredibly hard.

>>3080885
Yeah, don't bother. She hasn't got a clue about... well, anything.

Baby Ford- Oochy Koochy (original mix) with bass up at high volume.

It's important that it's the ORIGINAL mix, they had to remix it cause it was notorious for blowing out club speakers in the 80/ early 90's

>>3080905
She? There is literally nothing in any of these posts that implies that anybody here is a woman.

>>3080885
well i know magnets can fuck up hard drives without leaving any noticable damage, i thought maybe speakers as well. but maybe not. and i was aware that they have magnets in them, i figured an extra magnet might un-align some of the parts inside the speaker and stop it from working.

>>3080927
How about the trips? EK is a woman.

>>3080927
EK is a girl. I didn't believe it myself, but then she made some posts so ignorant of male sexuality that only someone without a penis could have made them.

>>3080956

EK isn't female; he's a trap.

>>3080954
>>3080956

my gender is unimportant here, lets stay on topic shall we?
lets destroy some motherfuckin' speakers!

>>3080956
and you are exaggerating, that was 1 single comment, and i was only slightly wrong. i know male sexuality pretty well.

>>3080971
I'm talking about when you said men couldn't be raped because having an erection is consent, and then were surprised to learn men have very limited control over their arousal.

>>3080966
Typical spiteful female.

I bet you're fat.

>>3080977
fine, i was wrong that one time. its no big deal

>>3080980
spiteful against speakers? lol, i don't think they have feelings...
and i am slightly underweight

>>3080992
Whose speakers are they, you spiteful fat cunt?

>>3081003
OP's ex-husband?
how the fuck am i supposed to know, it doesn't matter, they didn't say.

>>3080971
You say tons of dumb stuff. Glucose being the main energy source in anaerobic conditions in the brain, size of the vaginal cavity is independent of arousal, that one with the cat turning it's head last night...
You're just a dumb person, admit it.

>>3081053
>Glucose being the main energy source in anaerobic conditions in the brain, size of the vaginal cavity is independent of arousal

WAT

>>3081053
wow you have a good memory...
the brain one, was that keytones, not glucose?

>>3080853
Please do not resort to such malicious acts.

>>3080992
>fine, i was wrong that one time. its no big deal
You're wrong about pretty much everything, though. The erection thing was only noteworthy, because it was something that even most grade schoolers would know.

>>3080922

Aciiiiiid

>>3080853
Why do you want to ruin some speakers? They are not yours, are they?

>>3081089
how would grade schoolers know that? it wasn't exactly something we talked about much, and they didnt say anything about it in sex ed, so i presumed you had full control over what turned you on.

>>3081105
of course they arn't his you fucking idiot! why the fuck would he destroy his own speakers?? obviously he is getting revenge on someone for something.

flux compression generator = electromagnetic pulse = fried electronics

You don't need to destroy any nice speakers, chances are you deserved it anyways.

>>3081119
That is one of the most stupid things I've ever read.

>>3081119
No, they can just happen at random I think. Paul was unintentionally aroused in the middle of a lesson, remember?

Just remove the fuse in the plug or switch two ground with live, most people are too fuck-tarded to check shit like that.

>>3081152
what, why? why would anyone talk about random stuff like that?
>>3081158
that was ages ago, and you are even more clueless than i am, you fucking virgin.

>>3081152
Dude, there are many girls that don't what or where the g-spot is. There are "scientific studies" that have claimed it does not exist. One person not knowing how men's erections work is excusable, especially with all the "humor" and "Social rules" that work from the assumption a male can control when he has it.

Seriously, how can an erection be impolite? I can understand having to say "excuse me" over an erection, but for crying out loud if I had control over it I'd NEVER have one in public EVER.

This thread is successfully derailed.

>>3081188
>implying asking /sci/ how to vandalise property is not worthy of derailment.

>>3081172
>that was ages ago
A couple of days ago, to be exact. A couple of days ago, you didn't know how the penis works.

>and you are even more clueless than i am, you fucking virgin.
I see you've matured quite a bit recently.

>>3081188
Well, the magnets thing would actually work, as well as most other things cited here.

>>3080885
>but magnets have speakers!
That's why using a magnet would work. Magnets effect other magnets. If you do not know this, you are on the right board. Take that as you will.

>>3081053
What is the one with the cat? What did she say?

>>3081212
You were the first to attempt a serious response.

We know you're dumb as bricks, but you could still try to be a little consistent with the bullshit you spew.

>>3081212

Any thread advocating the destruction of noise machines is a good thread.

>>3081215
WOOT! i was right, umad, haters?

>>3081217
I know that was a couple of days ago, the thing Harriet mentioned was years ago. Although in hindsight if i had remembered it then i wouldn't have made the error in the thread....

>>3081221
Fuck off, it doesn't matter. it is just some irrelevant picture of a cat.

>>3081228
He is correct, Zo. You should not have helped the OP.

I'm starting to think that EK's a girl for real with the 'wooting' and stuff.

>>3081228
Fuck off, it was only barely a serious response, and i wasn't even certain if it would've worked.

>>3081254
fuck you, moralfag virgin.

>>3081270
guys don't 'woot'?
w/e, i don't care what you believe.

>>3081270
And with her complete lack of education.

>>3081303
i have an education, faggot. im at university now. what the fuck do you know?

>>3081301
>fuck you, moralfag virgin.
Uhm, just the other day you repeatedly sage'd a thread, because the OP was asking about how to cheat RFID detectors.

Seriously, try some consistency, you dumb, hypocritical cunt.

>>3081301
They do, but seems more prevalent to girls to me. This is just something subjective to me though.

>>3081318
Well, I know that you're angry, because we've been pointing out your numerous inadequacies.

It also beats me why'd she chose post with a trip on here. Doing that seems to make one vulnerable to hate here too.

She probably enjoys the attention I guess.

>>3081324

In real life, I only hear (stupid) girls do it.

In the early 90s, Arsenio Hall fans did it frequently.

On IRC or in a MMORPG or something, I see freaks of all stripes do it. Not sure how much of it is ironic.

>>3081319
that was different, randomly stealing for personal greed is immoral, destroying speaker systems might not be...depends who OP is taking revenge upon, and why. i don't know. i don't really care. all that was asked was how to destroy a speaker without leaving a mark, and i answered. case closed.

>>3081329
i have no inadequacies. that post just pointed out 3 things which i did slightly wrong, which no1 cared about even at the time because they were of such small significance.

>>3081350
I guess she still considers herself to be intelligent and educated despite all evidence to the contrary.

>>3080953
>>3080953
>speakers the same as hard drives
>full facepalm!

>>3081350
i dont care much about the attention, but i am a regular here so it makes sense to have a trip.

>>3081369
that isn't what i said, nor did i imply it.
>double-retard.jpg

>>3081363
>which no1 cared about even at the time because they were of such small significance.
The erection embarrassment bothered you so much, you even fled the thread.

But, sure, "no1" cared; whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>3081363
Not the same guy, but I think he was referring to your use of "moralfag" as an offensive remark whereas you yourself have shown signs of moral-based behaviour in the past.

I think the EK-prejudice is kind of being taken out of hand here, stick to the subject.

>>3081368
Of course, why would people think little of themselves? Also, she's a girl. I know that's misogyny right there but as I observed, there are girls with fucked up sense of entitlement.

>>3081363
But getting revenge is immoral, and is not a good way to solve problems. Whatever dispute OP has, he should talk it out with the person, not destroy their property.
You should not have helped him.

>>3081381
>it makes sense to have a trip.
mfw I'm in 4chan.

You know, I'm also a regular here.

>>3081386
i didn't flee the thread, i just had nothing else to say.

>>3081393
Boo-fucking-hoo.
its not like that was the only response ITT, he would still learn how to destroy speakers whether i helped him or not. other people responded as well.

>>3081393

If a dog won't stop barking, do you try to reason with it?

>>3081406
I do not understand the analogy. Dogs can not understand english, so they can not be reasoned with.

>>3081421

I am implying that people who listen to loud music are subhuman filth and need to be beaten senseless.

>>3081406
fuck you

>>3081421
he was calling me a dog, dumass. And saying i can't be reasoned with.

Quick question, this was the first thread I saw that remotely had anything to do with it.

Which board (/sci/, /g/, or another) usually discusses hobby electronics? Like home etched pcbs, ham radios, recycling old computer/cell phone parts, etc.

>>3081441
I do not think he was referring to you. He means that the owner of the speakers plays them very loudly and causes a lot of noise. He wants the speakers disabled so that he can enjoy the silence.

Two wrongs do not make a right. Playing speaker systems at an unreasonable volume is a disturbance of the peace and is against the law. An anonymous tip-off to the police can solve your problem, it is better than breaking the law yourself.

>>3081448
/g/

>>3081466
i dont think anyone here is stupid enough to take advice from you. whining to the police about a neighbor being to noisy is the most pathetic faggotry i have ever heard you utter. OP has the right idea, just destroy the wankers speakers. no more noise. problem?

>>3081481
thank you kind sir

>>3081481
Man, you're such a piece of shit. Luckily, I can take solace in the fact that you're too dumb and uneducated to ever succeed in life.

>>3081509
jokes on you, i was a star pupil in high school, and I am likely to have a 1st class degree in zoology in a years time, i will find a job no problem. i don't give a flying fuck if you dislike me, i will make sure i succeed in life.

>>3081533
So I was just wondering, are there times you're not offended by or offending people yourself? Dude.

>>3081533
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Zoology, that explains everything.

>>3081548
what?

>>3081551
zoology is a great degree. better than whatever the fuck you are doing, no doubt.
maybe i'll be a vet...

>>3081567
>mfw furries become zoologists

>>3081567
I said "why is there a trail of vomit in front and behind of every post of you" in nicelanguage (as in "where do you get your motivation from that").

>>3081533
>degree in zoology
>job

>>3081577
because haters gonna hate, they just either dont like me because i am a tripfag, or they are mysogynistic pricks and they remember that i am female from previous posts.
Also, i don't take shit from anyone, so i respond and tell them exactly what i think of them as well.
so that explains the 'vomit trails' you were referring to.

>>3081533
>i don't give a flying fuck if you dislike me, i will make sure i succeed in life.
Yeah, I can see by your posts in this thread how you totally don't give a fuck about what random people on 4chan think about you.

>>3081590
>they just either dont like me because i am a tripfag, or they are mysogynistic pricks and they remember that i am female from previous posts.
If you honestly think those are the only two reasons someone would react negatively to you, you got some serious introspection to do.

Personally, I don't like you, because you're overly emotional, self-righteous and arrogant.

>>3081590
No I do not think that is entirely the case. I also use a name, and am also female, but I do not seem to attract as much criticism as you do.

>>3081592
Hahahahaha.

>>3081590 Also, i don't take shit from anyone, so i respond and tell them exactly what i think of them as well.
That's kind of the definition of being trolled easily. (An hypothesis easily verified by scrolling up.)
Whatever, carry on

>>3081615
give it time, you just havent been here long enough. it'l come whether you deserve it or not.
also, you are softer than me and therefore an easier target.

>i will make sure i succeed in life.
Sounds weird for someone who spends hours of her time in 4chan talking with the anonymous pricks criticizing her.

>>3081652
thats only a small proportion. most anons are fairly helpful and interesting, and almost all of the tripfriends are.
also, i am never just on here, i multitask and do other shit as well.

>>3081667
>thats only a small proportion.
Oh wow.

>>3081667
>small proportion
You're such a fucking brainless dumbshit. Your posts actually make me cringe.

>>3081681
keep in mind that haters are far more vocal than most normal anons. that doesnt mean that they are higher in number
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She must be tired. This thread's been up for hours lol.

>>3081688
Count the comments ITT. Then tally how many of them are even remotely positive.