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3048711 No.3048711 [Reply] [Original]

>phd in mathematics
>any job i want
>300k starting

>> No.3048722

>be philosopher

oh hey didn't see you mathfaggots over there

>> No.3048721
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3048721

>Phd in Phd's
>any Phd i want
>PhD starting

>> No.3048727

>implying math, sociology, and psychology are sciences

>> No.3048729

>>3048728

SHUT THE FUCK UP EK

>> No.3048728 [DELETED] 

>>3048722
>phD in philosophy
>spout any bullshit you want
>sign on for benefits, starting.

>> No.3048737

> 300k mathematics
> any phd i want
> starting in job

>> No.3048740

>>3048728
>be EK
>don't capitalise the P in Ph.D
>30k starving

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3048741

>>3048729

>> No.3048745
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3048745

>>3048741

EAT YOUR PEA PROFESSOR.

>> No.3048744 [DELETED] 

>>3048740
imagine how much ramen i can buy with 30k.
...i don't think i'll be starving.

>> No.3048748

>>3048744
enjoy your diarrhea

>> No.3048754

>Show penis on TV
>Cause mass hysteria
>Publish book
>multi millionaire

>> No.3048753 [DELETED] 

>>3048748
that's the first time i've ever seen anyone else spell that correctly.
+1

>> No.3048767
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3048767

>PHD in Homosex
>any cock I want
>300k cocks

>> No.3048770

>>3048754
who is this rich preverted author?

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>>3048767
its called 'engineering'

>> No.3048772
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3048772

We've all seen this picture before, I'm sure.

But now it's time to settle this matter once and for all. Are you curious to see what the answer is? Check out this well-written and easy to follow argument:

http://math.stackexchange.com/questions/13376/have-i-made-a-straight-line-or-a-circle

U mad, pseudomathematicians?

>> No.3048783

>>3048711

Just go die

>> No.3048789

>scd in engineering
>any man I want
>300k penises

>> No.3048793

>>3048767
>treats Ph.D like a common acronym

>> No.3048796

why the fuck is the reposting every single fucking day.

the joke is no longer funny because of you faggots.

>> No.3048800

> Have a great idea
> Create website for it
> google buys it for 1.69 billion dollars

> i'm fucking rich and you're not.

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3048801

>>3048783

>> No.3048806

>Does maths
>Permavirgin

>> No.3048807

>phd in english
>any grammar i want
>starting 300k

>> No.3048810

>>3048753

Diarrhoea is the correct spelling

>> No.3048812
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3048812

i wonder how many of these x-major threads are made by naive first year undergrads who thinks they are going to be tony stark and don't even end up making it to the 2nd semester like 70% of the retards.

>> No.3048816

>>3048801

Goddamn right I mad you faggot

>> No.3048819

>>3048812

I make a ton of these threads, and i have a real bachelors in finance. I just come here to talk science and fuck with physics and math majors

>> No.3048815 [DELETED] 

>>3048810
t'is an alternate spelling. both are correct.

>> No.3048820

EK... What the fuck is your obsession with Laura from FactsVsReligion......?
Originally I thought that you were trying to pass yourself off as her...
Now... I'm just fucking confused. Is it some sort of stalker love-affaire or something?

>> No.3048826

>>3048820
You should consider using a trip, you're a regular poster, and anyone can impersonate you at this point.

>> No.3048829

>>3048826
remove the comma after poster***

I'm failing hard tonight.

/grammar nazi

>> No.3048830

>>3048820
i noticed how animated she gets in her videos. she totally has the best reaction faces. i had to steal some.

>> No.3048835

>>3048830


Wow.

Awesome response. I'm willing to accept that.
Still a little bit creepy but hey.. Whatever.

>> No.3048836

>>3048826

tripfags are the cancer tuining 4chan.

>> No.3048843

>>3048836
their isn't any cancer, ruining 4chan. and it is spelt 'ruining'

>> No.3048844

What if you want to be a porn star?

>> No.3048845
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>>3048826


But doesn't this partial anonymity afford me a little bit more respect than I would otherwise be granted as a tripfag?
I mean basically... You never know if it's really me or not.

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>>3048843

>Doesn't know basic grammar.

>> No.3048848

>>3048836
I don't mind them, to be honest. I mean, I prefer anonymity because it allows me to post purely recreationally with no obligations or bias held against me due to a recognizable persona.

Sometimes it gets a little annoying if they are total faggots about it, but if they use it well, I don't care.

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3048852

>>3048846
AHAHAHAH!
couldn't fucking resist, not with another grammar nazi ITT.
(i am also a massive grammar nazi...we are totally the easiest religion to troll)

>> No.3048856

>>3048845
Hm, I 'spose so.

>> No.3048862

>>3048843
there*

had to

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3048866

>>3048843

Grammar/orthography nazi, i choose you

Oh yeah, tripfags are the cancer. They do ruin the anonymous culture. You are the perfect example.

>>3048845

You sir are great. You should use a tripfag in your sticky thread, but get rid of name and tripcode in other threads, unless it is necessary to tell you apart from someone else.

That's how it is used.

>> No.3048871

Back to the original debate with this picture, I think we can all agree that philosophy is the "purest" of all academic pursuits. Even math has to assume its axioms, but philosophers are forced to defend even the most basic assumptions.

Usefulness of fields is a different and almost entirely opposite heirarchy.

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>>3048862
I also put a comma in the midle of the sentence for no reason whatsoever.

>> No.3048874

>>3048852

Faggot

>> No.3048876

>>3048871

> implying philosophy and math isn't basically the same

Philosophy needs to assume axioms as well.

>> No.3048878

>>3048869
I know, but that misspelling made me rage the hardest inside.

>> No.3048891

>>3048878
/r/ing the 'your, you're, there, their, they're' picture, the one where it rages and starts swearing in every sentence telling them how fucking retarded they are.

anyone know the one i mean?

>> No.3048905

>>3048891

No, faggot

>> No.3048910

Seriously, what is up with all the tripfags on /sci/?

They're not even worth remembering.

lrn2anonymous

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>>3048891
You mean this?

>> No.3048924

>>3048912
yes! oh my god i love you! i didn't know you had this.

>> No.3048928

>>3048910
it's really only a couple same-fagging it up in same-fagville

>> No.3048952

>>3048845
>>3048924
>>3048912
Tripfags, tripfags everywhere.jpeg

>> No.3048951

>>3048924
I have never posted it before, but I thought that it was funny so I kept it. It is quite rude though.

>> No.3048956

Harriet isn't even a tripfag you fucking unobservant cunt. get you're shit right.

>> No.3048959

>>3048956
why so mad tripfag? nobody paying any attention to you?

>> No.3048961

>>3048956
More grammar trolling, I see.

>> No.3048967

>>3048961
...killjoy.

>> No.3048973

>>3048967
faggot tripfag attention whore

>> No.3048978

>>3048973
This is not the real me.

>> No.3048983

>>3048978
of course it isn't, i'm not an idiot, i know your personality.

>> No.3048986

>>3048978
stop being a moron and just use a tripcode like i fucking told you to ages ago.