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Anonymous Thu May 12 18:41:37 2011 No.3046151 [Reply] [Original]

Oh shit guys what if Jesus actualy shows up.

Looks like we need a god-proof bunker /sci/. Any Ideas on how to make one?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:43:37 2011 No.3046163 File: 70 KB, 248x252, lollllll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not science

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:43:37 2011 No.3046162 Read the Satanic Bible

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:43:37 2011 No.3046164 Dont waste your money. Invest in ammo. lots and lots of ammo. Thier website says that the body of every unsaved dead guy will walk the earth as a zombie.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:45:37 2011 No.3046175 File: 35 KB, 360x286, OP-is-back.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046163 did I say it was? Its obviously math.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:46:37 2011 No.3046178 File: 164 KB, 1200x1500, problem judgementfags.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:46:37 2011 No.3046186 >>3046164 Won't you also be a zombie?

>>	sage sage Thu May 12 18:47:37 2011 No.3046191 File: 86 KB, 528x600, 1303278143422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046151

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:47:37 2011 No.3046192 File: 23 KB, 310x282, Kim+Carnes+Kim+Promo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw Obama turns out to be Jesus Oh the irony...if only it could happen

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:50:37 2011 No.3046212 >>3046192 Obama could also be Lucifer, the false prophet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:51:37 2011 No.3046218 >>3046212 >ruining a perfectly good joke fucking faggots

Anonymous Thu May 12 18:51:37 2011 No.3046217
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this is what is going to happen.

someone will claim jesus is hiding with people and spreading the word like ninjas

the whole thing is one big trollfest to get more converts for christianity.

>>	AcidFrippFag (Cоoltop-Loving Tourist) !!aA0GbTMNLDz Thu May 12 18:51:37 2011 No.3046215 >>3046192 He's Haile Selassie, who never actually died, remember?

>>	t-shirt !pants1bKj2 Thu May 12 18:52:37 2011 No.3046223 File: 89 KB, 855x970, 1241509598100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046178 >33:3

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:53:37 2011 No.3046229 File: 26 KB, 400x450, Barack_Obama_Smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046217 >mfw Jesus doesn't show up and everyone converts back.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:55:37 2011 No.3046240 I'm going to wear a Jesus costume just to mess with people

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:55:37 2011 No.3046241 >>3046151 How about this? http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:57:37 2011 No.3046249 File: 24 KB, 320x240, beck-20090921-consp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046229 but if Obama is Jesus then why is he destroying America with his socialist policies?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:59:37 2011 No.3046258 >>3046249 Because god hates fags. Also, Obama is fixing America.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 18:59:37 2011 No.3046263 >>3046249 because america is the evil empire also, pic related

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:00:37 2011 No.3046265 File: 24 KB, 400x400, democrat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046263 d'oh

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:01:37 2011 No.3046280 >>3046258 >implying America needs to be fixed you sound like a communist.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:01:37 2011 No.3046272 File: 35 KB, 560x560, the_best_of_640_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046249

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:03:37 2011 No.3046284 >>3046229 they're going to say he's in hiding because of all the people who want to kill him. no joke

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:03:37 2011 No.3046285 >>3046280 Hmmm... Last time I checked, a depression happens in a country's economy because it is doing something WRONG

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:03:37 2011 No.3046286 >>3046280 >you sound like a socialist. fixed it for you. And yes I am.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:03:37 2011 No.3046287 >>3046280 >implying America is not a sinking ship about to be consumed by the communist chinese You sound like a republican.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:03:37 2011 No.3046290 >>3046249 "HOW ART THOU FALLEN FROM HEAVEN, O LUCIFER, SON OF THE MORNING".

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:05:37 2011 No.3046299 File: 820 KB, 2700x1472, Obama Messiah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046192 Told you liberalism (the belief that everyone is the same) is for religious nut jobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:07:37 2011 No.3046308 File: 95 KB, 407x405, 1300318015311.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046299

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:07:37 2011 No.3046307 >>3046285 >implying that 9% unemployment is a depression. >implying that economic ups and downs aren't part of normal market activity. >implying that government policies have significant impact on the economy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:08:37 2011 No.3046311 File: 57 KB, 548x466, fed-reserve.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046307 >implying that government policies have significant impact on the economy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:10:37 2011 No.3046318 File: 3 KB, 123x126, 1294144508747s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046287 >implying that China is stable and capable of mobilizing its 700,000,000 strong workforce.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:14:37 2011 No.3046331 File: 62 KB, 325x361, 1294937581801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] they're going to say he's in hiding and giving his message to a select handful of people i'm calling it right now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:17:37 2011 No.3046340 File: 72 KB, 300x300, 1295744261247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046331 after he "leaves" again, people will say that they spoke to jesus and he told them that they are the new pope or whatever. sadly, millions will fall for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:20:37 2011 No.3046345 >>3046340 Dibs on being the new pope!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:22:37 2011 No.3046348 Nobody truly believes the rapture is upon us, not even the people supporting this bullshit. If they did, why are they still going to work and paying their bills when these things are about to become completely meaningless?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:24:37 2011 No.3046353 File: 43 KB, 380x286, e_03cheering.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3046299 I believe in the Messiah. He's here to save us from our liberal guilt.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:31:37 2011 No.3046370 >>3046348 They're not? Most of them quit their jobs. There's one family that donated everything to charity and they're just living off just enough money they kept to make it to judgement day.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:34:37 2011 No.3046379 >>3046348 >>3046348 why do you think they bought billboard space all over america?

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