/sci/ - Science & Math

>>3034454
lose the condom

Make myself presentable and go clubbing.

Gotta repopulate the Earth, man

>>3034467
>loop hole detected

Start stealing Ferraris.

>get antsy, steal airplane, go for joyride, realize I don't know how to fly airplane, die

When I was young I had this exact fear. I think it terrified me.

But one day I was taking the dog for a walk. And I was all alone. And the sun was setting, but in the east the sky was a dark purple. It was really amazing. There was a lot of wind and there was trash being blown about. And amazingly there was nothing around, and no sign of anyone. I suddenly realized, that it would be okay. If everyone disappeared, reality would be OK.

And that was that.

no but like, would you feel more confident, wouldn't you talk to like every girl? why not assume that state of mind right now, imagine there is no competition, imagine you are entitled to any chick

hmm only man...all girls would go crazy

probably try to rape you?

>How would do you feel?

Pretty much the same, kinda bummed out that fiction production would grind to a halt.

>What would you do differently?

I'd probably walk to an ex-populated city, read books and play games on the arcades.

>>3034484
these moments in life are when I realize how beautiful earth would be without humanity.

Would all the women in the world realize that you're the only one left? Who's going to go to work? Personally I would just stock up like its the apocalypse because shit just got real.

why does it take the annihilation of every man to make some of you confident and more eager to approach women?

>>3034505
you can't rape the willing

>>3034484
copypasta?

where have i read this before.

>>3034520

Yeah I agree.

With that said Im not saying anything about voluntary extinction. I dont know, maybe or maybe not, life for everyone would be better if they acknowledged this. That life, or at least, matter, will continue on in the event you are gone.

>>3034535

I think thats the second time Ive told this story on /sci/, this time was significantly shorter though.

Its a first hand account

>>3034525
Because they literally don't have a choice.
Do you not see the logic in this way?

society would collapse without all the various workers in their respective workplaces

electricity would shut off in a matter of days in everywhere but like, big hydroelectric dams, which would shut off in a month or two

enjoy your barbaric scavenger life

>>3034536
I would be happy if everything except plants (and me) died right now. I don't even like plants. I just think of them as part of the scenery and a planet like that would just feel so serene.

I wouldn't give a fuck. But I would fuck like an animal to repopulate Earth.

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!

>>3034550

there would be 50% less demand, maybe even more since men do most of the consumption

women could do the relevant jobs anyway,
everyone would be instantly richer

>>3034547
>mfw im an oldfag

oh wow. nice story anon, I always liked it.

>>3034553
>implying plants aren't absolutely necessary

>>3034554
>everyone on earth related
>entire population dies for lack of genetic variety

>>3034571
I only want them so I can breathe and eat. Beyond that, they're not "necessary" at all.

>>3034571

Im the guy who posted the story.

I feel like, the moral of my experience was that plants arent necessary. You just mean that we need them for a functional ecosystem. I feel like, nothing needs an ecosystem. An ecosystem, is just, I dont want to sound ridiculous. But its like a gift. We are so fortunate to have it. So are plants. But its not necessary for the universe.

Im not even a physics fag. Im just saying. Its something we should be grateful for. We arent entitled to it.

I have often thought about it and I think that overall, I would have mixed feelings. I would love the first month, you know, running around, eating whatever I want, having whatever I want, doing whatever I want, etc... but then, although I am a bit of a misanthrope, I would begin to miss people. I would miss emotion, humor, and people in general. I would most likely become a schizoid maniac and talk to myself just to make noise. One of the main things that would start to bother me would be the silence. No people means no sound besides those of nature and animals.

I don't know. I would probably become a wiser person but also a sadder person.

>>3034525
oh god lol

4chan quote of the year

>>3034564
>women could do the relevant jobs anyway,
MFW

>A world with no men and only women.
Oh god, is there a greater hell imaginable?

>>3034610

Fuck your wiser, ergo sadder person. Just, fuck that.

>>3034610

he didn't say no people, he said no men

you could talk to women, doofus.

I'd probably be interviewed by most world newspapers. then women would start hitting on me and i'd have a pretty neat excuse to have quick sex with all of them

given that they show me an STD-free blood exam.

after a while, i'd really enjoy to turn into some kind of manwhore, fucking bitches all day long

I would a little better but emptier
I would not need to lock my door when i'm at the bathroom
I'd grab a car and head south and live in a big city where i would live for some months and then move again

I laugh as the world goes to shit around me, and at the miserable attempts by people to put it together.

I keep myself very well hidden. I'd get torn apart or assassinated or killed in a war over me or something. The last member of the species capable of reproduction would be the most valuable resource ever. The country that had it would continue, all others would cease to exist once their current population died off.

>>3034731
The women, being pretty much the same as men, would eventually strip you of all your rights and you'd become a sperm machine.

No need to check for freedom from STDs, the most effcient way to get your seed is to take it from you, split it up, and administer it in some sterile medical procedure.

There may be a panic, but the women who have their shit together will lay down martial law and you'd become persona non grata, a sperm machine, in a world run by women, who now have all the guns. Pretty much the same as a world run by men, just fucked up in different ways.

Sperm banks still exist, I assume.

Don't get so excited.

>>3034825
Sperm banks, bro

>mfw in vitro fertilization

i'd be freaking out. i guess id fuck as many women as possible and try to save the species but in reality, it probably wouldn't work. though the human population is said to have been as low as 6,000 individuals at one point after some ancient cataclysm or something.

i'd get naked and proceed to do whatever i wish.

>>3034896
>. i guess id fuck as many women as possible

if that is what you want to do, why not do it now?

I would go to a sperm bank and insure my kids won't have incest to allow the human race to persist.

>>3034454
>you are the only man on the planet

I would Hide.
If you were the only man on the planet, you would be enslaved by the women...DURRRR. In all reality you would be forced to bred, almost non-stop, as well as having constant neddles suck in your balls to extract semen.

SHIT WOULD SUCK!

Seeing as I cum in like 30 seconds, every woman would be pregnant within...

6 * 10^9 people on earth/2 (remove males) = 3 * 10^9
(3 * 10^9)*30s = 9 * 10^10
(9 * 10^10)s / (3.1104 * 10^7 s/year) = ~2.89 * 10^3 years = ~2890 years to impregnate every woman given that the population remains fixed

>>3034974
>implying you can cum every 30 seconds

>>3034997
problem, refractory peroid?

problem, sleep?

>>3034454
>Declare myself monogamous

>>3034997
If he suffers from premature ejaculation, then he can.

And if he ends up the sole male source of genes, then a good deal of the population will also be premature ejaculators.

What a miserable fate for humanity.

If I was captured/enslaved by women I would just use whatever method necessary to escape and get local women to hide me.

You would be the most valuable thing on the planet , it's not like they would injure or kill you if you tired something.

kill myself by lighting myself on fire

fuck the human race

cut my balls off
game over man

>>3035085

There's still one in the chamber.

>>3035058
>it's not like they would injure or kill you if you tired something

Why the fuck not? The best thing for the women to do would be to fucking labotomize you. Then just keep you as a human vegetable. Your dick would still work, and you wouldn't cause and problems.

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>>3034517
wow loser nerd

>>3035646
how odd that you happened to respond to my post, random bumper.

on another note, fuck off, human interaction is overrated.

>>3034454
I already have this planed out, Load up for a cross country trip, get some maps, and drive right into area 51, Steal one of the saucers, go to an alien planet full of hot alien chicks, bring some back and repopulate the planet with hot alien/human hybrids.

>>3035798
damn samefag here, I misread the OP as every human, not just every man,


Fffffff

I'll still give my plan a shot though.