/sci/ - Science & Math

hold it for a long time and drink lots of water and wait till you piss on yourself because you simply can't control it

then post a gif of it on 4chan

Have child after child.

Try to choose the tallest and most muscular man you can find, to ensure proper ripping of pelvic muscles.

Propagate until bladder control is lost.

>>3009220
Tall, muscular man reporting in.
Wouldn't mind helping a lady in distress, if she so pleases.

Suggestions:

1. Excessive fluid consumption
2. Caffeine, lots of it
3. A catheter

Also, have you considered asking /d/?

Sure is trashy in here

>>3009245
>>1. Excessive fluid consumption
That make me need to pee really often, but I'm still in control of my bladder.
>>2. Caffeine, lots of it
Same as #1, and I won't be able to sleep.
>>3. A catheter
I've heard that using an indwelling catheter for a really long time will shrink the bladder and weaken the muscles that control urination. Is that true? Do you know how long it takes? Do I need a doctors note to get a catheter?

>>3009283
>I've heard that using an indwelling catheter for a really long time will shrink the bladder and weaken the muscles that control urination. Is that true?

I do not know. I would suggest not wearing one continuously.

>Do I need a doctors note to get a catheter?

No. You can order them online or buy them at various locations.

That's actually pretty hot. I guess there'd be a bunch of ways of going about that - care to exchange emails?

Dear /sci/:
I find this behavior confusing

>ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES
>FUCK BITCHES AND WHORES

But, then, when there is a whore on /sci/:
>Care to exchange emails?

What...?

>>3009330
>taking anything anyone says on the Internet seriously, particularly on 4chan

What...?

>>3009330

I don't think that's the opinion of everyone on /sci/.

Anyways, I just find the fetish pretty interesting and wouldn't mind discussing it / coming up with plans for it.

>>3009335
I was confused and needed clarification

>>3009342
But will /sci/ agree that whores are worthless?

>>3009245
/d/ here, you really should have come to us first.

Hypnosis may be the answer your looking for. Incontinent is actually quite popular in the world of erotic hypnosis. Here's just one site you can get lots of free files you can listen to. There's allot of content there so it may take some time to find exactly what you're looking for.

www.warpmymind.com

A diaper is actually one of the easiest solutions, since your bladder will just get used to not waiting to go to the washroom.

>>3009330
/sci/ isn't one person.

>>3009283

Using a catheter like this is a bad idea. The urination muscle will atrophy if you never use it, but when its broken your urethra won't be stuck open, instead it will be stuck closed and unable to open properly. You will drip urine when the pressure gets too high, but constantly having a super full bladder will be painful and will fuck up your kidneys. You need your kidneys to live.

tl; dr; constant use of a catheter will make you dependant on catheters.

You could always, you know, piss your pants voluntarily.

>>3009375
Okey I guess catheter are a bad idea :( .

>>3009353
I've tried hypnosis before, and it doesn't work. I'm supposed to like become super relaxed then go into a trance and become suggestible, but I never feel anything strange. I was really wanting to get a real bladder problem, not just some mental thing, and I thought /sci/ knew biology.

>>3009392
But that's no fun. What I find erotic is the feeling of not being in control.

>>3009408

Well what I find erotic is a woman pissing her pants regardless.

Get to it. Post many pics. I'm fapping on /sci/ tonight.

Just never go to the bathroom.

Hold it until you're at the point of desperation. And then don't go for a while longer. And a while longer. And longer and longer. And keep up your normal routine so you are still meeting people and going places. But at any moment you could take it no more.


As for deliberate and permanent incontinence? I don't know, man.

>>3009436
do this and make yourself sneeze

>>3009432

Seconding this. Also I'm agreeing with the whole hold your bladder till it's really full thing and the diaper thing, get to it

>>3009436
I've tried this before (not OP). Sounds easy, but once it gets to a certain point I get a cramping feeling all over my body. At that point you've gotta pretty much choose to go right then and there unless you have some crazy high pain tolerance.

I know of some ways, but they either involve a high risk of necrosis or medical procedures that you could only ever hope to have performed by a back-alley Mexican doctor.

>>3009462


That's the idea dumbass.

1. Wear diapers
2. Get used to not controlling your bladder
3. ???
4. Profit

>>3009493
Mmm, really? And here I thought it was supposed to be more of a "oh shit look at that I'm pissing myself now" type of thing, not a "oh god the pain why the fuck did I do this fuck fuck fuck shit I'm never doing this again fuck" type of thing.

>>3009462
no clue, but I personally haven't ever felt the need to let loose under any circumstances. no matter how much I held it in (and there were times, such as high as fuck and too paranoid to piss etc) I was never forced to pee. honestly this whole shit just seems like it'll make u have kidney stones or something, who the hell finds it sexy, better just pee urself intentionally if ur that desperate and pretend you couldn't control it.

>>3009501

If the idea is to get the feeling of HAVING to piss yourself, no choice, then you have two options; desperation or incontinence. The former you can get in the next few days, if you like. The latter you'd need to untrain yourself for a long time.

>mfw OP's parents wasted around three to four months of their lives potty training her
>mfw OP's parents wasted the rest of the 18 years for which they attempted to raise her

>>3009511
You don't have to worry about kidney stones from holding in urine. That's due more to genetics, age, and diet. What happens when you hold in your piss for too long is that your bladder sphincter can become "locked" and you'll have to get a catheter inserted to finally get relieve. The worst case scenario is that you hold it in for WAY too long and your bladder actually bursts.

Also, pissing yourself involuntarily as an adult is surprisingly difficult. You have to drink several large glasses of water in addition to waiting for a few hours after getting the initial urge to piss. Also, as it turns out adult diapers are terrible at containing a full blown "accident" like that. They're designed for slow leaks like what you get with actual incontinence. When you flood an entire bladder into it all at once they all pretty much leak out instantly.

>>3009527
>mfw

OP i did some quick googling and it looks like muscle relaxants will reduce your bladder control. I bet if you took that and drank a lot of alcohol (a diuretic), you would piss yourself.

>>3009527

>mfw we all have urges just as shocking that we'd give in to given half a chance

>>3009546
[citation needed]

How about you hold it until you're about to burst, then have rough sex, or get fingered or something. When you cum you will probably lose control and pee everywhere.

/sci/: Reasoned and civil discussion on how best to piss yourself.

when ever you feel the slightest urge to pee, do it. Given enough time you may not have to think about it, your body will learn.

>>3009584

Is it wrong that I'd love to date a girl who was like this?

Masturbate when you need to piss really bad. When you cum your penis won't know whether to release sperm or piss, and eventually your penis will break.
Serious bro.

What you want is a Bladder Neck Stent.

Its a tube shaped wire mesh that gets pushed into the urethra to force it to remain open. It only takes about five minutes for a doctor to put it in, and can be removed easily too.

You're not likely to find any doctors willing to do it for teh lulz, but hardcore piercing places will perform "minor cosmetic surgery" if you ask them nicely.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THIS?!

Any pictures?
I dont think I'd like a girl who just pisses in the middle of dinner or something, seems very high maintenance. That said during sex would be pretty kinky

I would date a girl like this only if I could keep her diapered.

OP, why don't you just date someone that likes girls that pee themselves, they'll have you drink a lot then take you out in public and won't let you go or some shit?

Same thing, yeah?

I really don't think you want to develop an actual bladder problem, bad idea.

>>3009720

>that is my fetish

A girl who just pisses casually whenever she feels the need to go. Having a conversation at dinner or whatever when mid-way telling me about her day she stops for a second sighs a bit and continues talking.

The only man who will date you after you start indulging in this fetish is one without a nose.

>>3009864
Don't listen to him. I'd love an incontinent waifu. I'd change her diaper every few hours, and gently pat her on the head and tell her its okey, the diaper won't leak.

I wouldn't say quit but, I'm in a similar situation. Although I think I'll most likely stop with MBA. But thats just personal preference.

You'd like this then OP.

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Incontinent_Student_Bodies

hey /sci/, /tg/ here.
I got a fetish pic related. an you help me with your science?

hey /sci/, /tg/ here.
I got a fetish pic related. can you help me with your science?

If you're up to making an account there's this

http://www.yobrepaid.com/index.php?option=com_user&view=login&return=aHR0cDovL3d3dy55b2JyZXB
haWQuY29tL2luZGV4LnBocD9vcHRpb249Y29tX2NvbnRlbnQmdmlldz1hcnRpY2xlJmlkPTQ3Njp0aGUtdHdlbHZlLW1vbnRoLWR
pYXBlci10cmFpbmluZy1wcm9ncmFtJmNhdGlkPTEyOmhvdy10by1ndWlkZXMmSXRlbWlkPTE5

now can /sci/ explain how I'd go about looking/becoming younger so I can indulge in my age regression fetish

>>3009216

Use a catheter short term without a bag. Instant loss of bladder control.

There's no way to induce permanent incontinence without physically altering your urethral tract. You could practice sounding and stretch your peehole beyond the point of it staying closed but it would require serious stretching without the guarantee that the sphincter won't adjust.

bumping for interest