/sci/ - Science & Math

I want 2 habeeb...

Not a science vs. religion thread, see you on page 15.

>>3002285
tl;dr

bump.

Come on, you guys, this is potentially one of the most important discoveries in human history, and you're letting it die in favor of a HURR CHECKMATE ATHISTS thread a troll thread about sociology.

>>3002456

Problem?

There was a leaked memo from the FBI clearly talking about alien bodies from a crashed spacecraft and the public gave half a shit and ignored it. This species' attention span is so short when 2017 comes and goes unless the CIA-controlled media wants people to remember they won't.

>pdf

fuck off with your exploits

>>3002481
sauce on that?

>>3002456
read it, it is worth

>>3002378
yes. but you will never known the truth, just like about kennedy, 9/11, osama or 1991vg.
you and me, we all will live and have to watch that money will be spend for war, pr-lies, lobbyism and religious fags. not for knowledge.
dont cry, deal with it.

regards,
eurofag

>>3002285

> click link
> doesn't work

>>3002542

referred to wrong thread

meant to refer to >>3002285

>>3002542
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1476764/pg1

try this, genious

Alright.

Wheres the picture?

>>3002542
Ugh, fine, here's an html version:

http://www.setv.org/online_mss/1991vg.html

And the wiki page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1991_VG

>>3002573
I, for one, welcome our new extraterrestrial overlords

>MFW when I realized that the majority of their impression of humanity will be gleaned from American TV from 1950-2006.

>post something that has no discussion value beyond "cool?"
>bitch at people for not replying

>that PDF

whoa, you expect me to read all that? if i wanted to read, i'd be studying for my finals now

>>3002608
Look on the brightside, at least they haven't seen the internet.

>>3002608
It probably listens to NPR all day

Bump
Link to the leaked CIA thing?

>>3002608
>>3002608
Look, this might SEEM bad at first glance, but what you don't realize is that "America's Home Videos" is a universal constant. Every civilization has its equivalent of "Mangettinghitinthenuts.avi".

>>3002285
I'd love for people to study this the next time around, but I'll put my money on a natural asteroid of some semi-rare composition which just happens to have ended up in the orbit "recently".

Based on what aliens have seen from television human behavior revolves around hitting eachother in the nuts. Also, reality shows.

>>3002481

Somebody didn't actually read the "leaked" documents.

Sooo, this might be a stupid question, but if they suspect it might be of extraterrestrial origin, why haven't they tried...you know, talking to it?

>>3002726
how do you know "they" did not?

>>3002745
Well, I mean, theoretically, if you had access to a transmitter, would you be able to do it right now?

This is some interesting shit.

>>3002787
Quick, we need to learn how to transmit signals into deep space and beam goatse directly to this thing.

>>3003649
"This must be how the humans say hello!"

"Learn their customs, and prepare a greeting for them."

>>3002608

at least they aren't getting it from 2006-2011

>>3002285
In quantum mechanics, theres always a probability that an object will suddenly re materialize out of disparate parts.

>>3003757
Could you imagine what kind of shit we'd be in if a space-faring alien race were forced to determine humanity's right to survive based on Jersey Shore?

>>3003786
Lets hope it's a super alien race of orange people.

>>3002285
read the whole thing. Do not even know what to say. Has my attention. I'll have google remind me in 2017. Till then.

People that believe this is an alien probe don't know shit about astronomy.

I'm guessing you guys don't know that most television things are not american?

Bollywood and telenovelas for instance. Also China.

>>3003848
Well, at least Anime will still be pretty cool for them.

>>3003759
go on...

>>3003860
well, it's an infinitely small probability..but it exists..

>>3003840


so the astrophysicists of NASA don't know shit about astronomy?

wat

>>3003853
>Anime
>Cool

>>3003840
Explain yourself.

Captcha: wrong, Supindi

>>3003878
Yes I get that. But materialize out of disparate parts deserves some clarification

>>3003895
Entropy...has to be...generalized

Well, at least they got to watch the entirety of M*A*S*H and Roseann...

>mfw it's a planet cracker

>>3004027
>>3003786
If these two things are both true, we are thoroughly fucked.

>>3004196
>Jersey Shore
And rightly so.

I didn't read the entire PDF

Why can't we transmit to it right now? Why do we need to wait until 2017?

Isn't 2017 just its "closest pass"?

>>3004293
As far as I know, the only thing stopping us is funding and willpower.

By the way, here's a JPL simulation of its orbit if you're curious how far away it is at this very moment:

http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=1991+VG&orb=1

>>3004314
Wow. That thing is perfectly positioned to keep an eye on Earth.

I'm actually kinda worried now. If it is a probe, who's to say it isn't tracking Earth's orbit to help guide a relativistic kill vehicle into our asses?

>>3004347

Nothing we could do about it if it was guiding a relativistic kill vehicle. You want to blow it up? That more than anything might cause a response.

But seriously, is no one checking that shit out?

when i see stuff like this i cant help but think the difference between what we're told is going on and what is actually going on is enormous.

I will be interested in getting more information and keeping my ear to the internet as we get closer to the next flyby.

>>3004379
>>3004379
sadly, even if this were just some space astronaut's excrement, you'd be right.

>mostly because you don't need to know where osama bin hidden'

Russians launched a bunch of shit in the 50's without telling anyone.

For all we know it is the probe that they lost in space all those ages ago with frozen slavs still inside.

>>3004446
Wouldn't we notice something as big as a rocket leaving Earth?

>>3004446
I lol'ed

>>3004347
Either that, or it's specifically designed to orbit in the habitable zone...

>>3004454
Yes.

Especially when space is basically a big empty nothing and anything we send up there shows up really well in radio and infrared.

>>3004454
Especially a rocket large enough to carry a payload that big into stellar orbit?

>>3004554
Well, the habitable zone is essentially just the area around a star where water is liquid.

For our solar system, the habitable zone of our star actually stretches from Venus to Mars - both of which are within the habitable zone, but are not habitable.

However, this things orbit almost precisely matches Earth's. This kind of orbit *has* to be artificial. There's no way an asteroid would go into an orbit like that by itself. This is the kind of orbit that satellites and probes go into.

I don't know about you guys, but if this is confirmed, this is the first picture I'm sending them. I think it encapsulates the underbelly of the human psyche fairly well.

>>3004597
How do you know they'll even be able to decipher that as an image?

You need to find a common language before you can even begin sending .jpg and .pngs

>>3004608
>>3004597
Quick, how do you translate that into math?

>>3004608
I am (presumably) a member of the same species as the person that drew that and I STILL have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at.

>>3004668
It's a slightly deformed picture of Nala from the Lion King, I thought that was clear.

>>3004687
>6,000 lbs of lumpy fat rolls
>Giraffe neck
>Six nine foot long puking tits
>SLIGHTLY deformed.

>>3004314

Isn't strange how this object has almost exactly the same orbit as Earth, but is just a significant distance 'ahead' of us.

Almost like it didn't want us to see it, and if it were even slightly further ahead of our orbit, which appears to follow almost exactly, it would always be "around the bend" and out of sight?

Very cool find indeed especially after lookin at the referenced post's simulation from JPL.

My mind is pretty fucked from seeing how it conveniently follows our orbit exactly, but way in front of us.

WTF.

>>3004702

>>3004708
Also if you watch the simulation, its orbit is perfectly set so that it slightly veers off in 2017 when Earth is set to pass it, preventing a hit.

>>3004708
It doesn't stay ahead of us. That's just where it's at in it's orbit as of now. We catch up in 2017 and pass it as >>3004714 points out

>>3004727
I meant "its" not "it's" for the second one. Forgot to change it when I rewrote the sentence

Wooooooow that things orbit is just too perfectly timed lol.

>>3004727
I didn't say it permanently stayed ahead of us, I said it's nearly perfectly in the same orbit as us, but ahead of us (as in currently).

If you read my post after the one you are referring to I specifically talk about how when we catch up it is conveniently in the point of its orbit where it veers a bit away from being directly in line with us, preventing a hit.

>>3004739
haha but "it's" is grammatically correct. The apostrophe also shows ownership, which in this case is the probes ownership of it's orbit. You got it right on the first try broski!

>>3003759

No.

>>3004314
Oh fuck ET found us

>>3002285
>Thoughts, /sci/?
I give you my thoughts in six years.

> implying we're helpless

I always thought nature created us humans because we are the first and only species capable of preventing a comet strike or alien attack on earth.

>>3004638

jpg images use fourier transform for compression, so i guess they might know that.

im shitting my pants. no im not but if this is true its worth shitting yo pants.

seems more plausible then lizard people.

pic related, we CAN'T be alone

>>3004854
>>3004854

there are no conspiracy theory on youtube about 1991 vg .... this is not a good sign

read a significant portion of the pdf OP.
Sounds cool, but I'm not going to get too excited about something that all I know about it is that it's weird and sparkly.
Still, I'll try to remember to keep this in mind when 2017 rolls around.

So, how are they sure it's not man-made?

There was a radio transmission from astronaughts orbiting earth that came in to contact with a space probe, it sounded pretty legit. also, an ex nasa agent said on a radio talk show that we had been i contact with alien probes but that the public wasn't ready for it. I don't remember the sources though, anyone?

>>3004867

http://www.dspguide.com/ch27/6.htm

>>3003732

>alien Swap.avi

>>3005021
Why do aliens have to use Fourier transform?

>>3005041

Not saying they do have to, but i think it's highly likely that they do have an advanced understanding of maths and physics and also had to develop some sort of signal processing for communications.
Fourier transform comes up pretty naturally there.

>>3004379
>blow it up

amfag

spacerock/spacemetal.
jumping to the conclusion that it's aliens without evidence is completely retarded

>>3004446
Are we capable of launching objects that orbit the sun with the same trajectory as Earth?

Do we have any known human satellites that orbit the sun with a slightly slower speed than the Earth orbit, following essentially the same exact elliptical orbit as Earth for years and years and years?

If not sir I'd wager you are talking out of your ass. Making a man made object orbit Earth isn't the same as making a man made object orbit the sun with Earth's exact trajectory.

>>3002285

Tbh, if this is legit I'm sure there'd be guys in NASA jumping up and down for it. There must be reasons why this isn't looked at.

>>3005156
>why this isn't looked at

>>3002745

>>3005101
Spacerocks don't abruptly change in luminosity every seven minutes. Read the fucking article.

>>3005156
NASA is very interested it would seem, but we won't be close enough to study the object in any appreciable detail until 2017

Guys.

GUYS.

If this is legit, we need to let them know we're friendly. We need to ensure them that we are good at friendship.

And who's the best at friendship?

Ponies.

We need to beam them all the ponies we have.

>>3006206
*assure

>2017 comes
>everybody goes to check it out
>turns out it's just an asteroid with a weird as fuck orbit
>mfw

>>3006206
I have no objections.

>>3006235
NO. Space has given me ENOUGH "Okay"s to last me a lifetime. GODDAMMIT, SPACE, JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE, YOU BIG BLACK FAGGOT.

>>3006206
"Zarflax, I am afraid we must exterminate this species, for they are clearly homos."

what 1991vg really is

>>3006544
I want to believe....

Remember who was the astronaut that was lost in space in 2001?

Now, if we manage to recover the body of astronaut Poole, maybe it has clues as to what happened to Discovery I.

>>3006561
This was observed 10 years earlier than 2001...

>>3006544

SPAAAAACE!

>>3006569
That's okay, 2001 was way before 1991.

We need to teach these lost souls about our Lord Jesus Christ

>>3002496
>harvard.edu

>yf
enjoying your sophomore year?

>>3006761
What if it IS Jeus?!

no thread on /sci/ without relfags

contributing

So, assuming this thing IS a Bracewell Probe, how do we communicate with it? Do we send a mission up ASAP to go and grab it and bring it to Earth/Earth Orbit?

We're talking about the most significant discovery in human history, after all; an answer to the Fermi Paradox.

Also, possibly the most dangerous time in human history.

>>3006869
and 10% of Americans will go home and continue working, 5% will do something else productive, and 85% will watch their respective reality show.

>>3006869
How big of a transmitter would you need to communicate with it?

>>3006888

That's an odd question, really. This thing might not even be listening for radio transmissions from intelligent sources. Only answer I could give you is one that will overpower background noise based on its location relative to Earth.

>>3006877

You're joking, right? There'd be riots in the streets. I guarantee a lot would cry hoax, a lot of alien conspiracy theorists would declare that they were correct and postulate on the thing's origins, and there would be many end-of-the-world parties/orgies as people wait for the object to destroy them all because that's all people believe aliens ever do, without ever realizing that, if it wanted to/had the power to, it could've done so already.

There will also be fundamentalists of all faiths declaring the thing to be angellic/demonic in origin.

>>3006869
>NASA grabs thingy
>thingy is alien spy cam
aliens: DEM NIGGAS STOLE OUR SPY CAM!
>aliens blow up earth
NONONO, don't listen to this guy, NASA!

>>3006907
If it's a spy cam, the only choice we have is to show them tits.

>>3006931
Only if they reciprocate. Don't compromise on that!

>>3006905
Well, okay, for starters, how powerful does your transmission have to be to be discernible from background noise to an object 1.4 AUs away? I'd figure it out myself, but I'm not particularly familiar with the mathematics involved in this.

>>3006905
>assuming this information was released on prime time news
>implying people didn't dismiss this outright
>implying people would remember this for more than 2 minutes

>>3006949

It would be primetime news. This isn't fucking trivial. Last time Haley's comet came around in 1910, people hosted "comet parties", bought gas masks, comet pills, etc. because of fears that a trail of cyanogen in the comet's tail would kill all life on Earth (hint: It didn't).

You think mainstream media and scam artists would miss a chance to whip people into a shitstorm of fear and panic? You think people won't overreact despite all evidence being there to the contrary of their fears?

You, sir, believe the human capacity for apathy outweighs their capacity for self-deception and fear, when all evidence suggests the contrary.

>>3006967
The reason this wasn't all over the news is the same reason it wasn't all over the news when it was first discovered; the object is only suspicious for reasons a scientifically literate person would understand. There'd be no reason to run to the presses until it was 100% confirmed, without a doubt, that the object is both artificial and extraterrestrial in origin.

>>3006989

Of course, and that's what I'm talking about.

>>3006943
Earth is the most noticeable radio wave source in the nearest 50-100 light years radius or so...

>>3007015
By which I mean that if you're not further than 50-100 light years from Earth, it is probably the most easily visible object in a radio telescope.

Yeah, but I want to transmit to the thing DIRECTLY. I mean, look at it, it's practically in our line of sight.

Bump

>mfw in 2017 the alien probe transmits the galactic location of its home system, which we discover was completely annihilated by a supernova hundreds of millenia ago

Could it be the object Cosmo/Astronauts kept telling us about decades ago?

>>3007102
you just blew my mind

>>3007102
D:

I has sad.

>>3007102
awww
i nao has a sad sad

>>3007102
That would be the greatest "Forever Alone" moment in history, and maybe even the likely case.

>>3007102
;_;

>>3007102
You motherfucker, how dare you.

:"(

>>3006931
>we have is to show them tits.

Sharpie in Africa?

>>3007102
We will bring their technology back to earth. We will learn all we can about their civilization. We will remember them.

>>3007293
If it was a transmission probe for this purpose near Earth it would imply that "they" are really our ancestors, and not a foreign alien species. Instead, us from the past who somehow seeded a genetic variance to Earth in the hopes of propogating the species despite the supernova.

Some other foreign alien species isn't going to put out a homing beacon to their origin to a primordial soup planet

Thus everyone's tears, it would imply that even when we found an "alien" probe, it would still just be us and we would still be foreveralone.jpeg in the universe.

>>3007293
we shall become the speakers of the dead.

>>3007289

I laughed so hard it hurt.

>>3007313
This thread is giving me massive Inherit The Stars and Mass Effect vibes.

>>3007317
Except we're not responsible for it, knowingly or unknowingly.. ORAREWE.JPG?!

>>3007313
Kind of a "we're all gonna die so lets seed the universe and leave a probe so our ancestor know what happened" thing. The good kind of poetry.

Is the flashing and the earth-like orbit the only reason we think this is an artificial object?

because I mean it's not unknown for space junk to flash

pfft

>>3007102
and thats why they send out the probe

>>3007514
Stop farting, Ralph.

Here's hoping it's propelled by some sort of fantastic technology we can backwards engineer and propel our civilization forward by 200 years.

>Mybodyisready.jpg

>>3007289
I lol'd.

>>3007102
>mfw I'll make contact with the probe and learn to play the flute

you fools, the object is General Zod and his infinity jail thingy that Superman put up there, remember?

its cloverfield

One of the best /sci/ threads I've read in a while.

i hope to god it's not a berserker probe like on babylon 5, and won't explode if we answer its questions correctly.

>>3007102
on the one hand
>the once chance at contact and we're millions of years too late
on the other hand
>HOLY SHIT WE NEED TO GET OFF THIS ROCK PRONTO, too many eggs in this basket!

>>3007756

wherever we go (we wont go much further if we manage to send colony ships), that supernova blast is gonna fuck us hard

>>3007802
>(we wont go much further if we manage to send colony ships)
Hey. They did. We can too. We just need that mathematical and scientific breakthrough...

>>3007747
Explosive berserker would be a waste of resources. If it is a berserker, it would more probably land on Luna or settle in the asteroid belt to build the infrastructure needed for a saturation orbital bombardment.

>>3007823
We pretty much have the technology. What we need is a biological or societal revolution to galvanize the needed support for the effort.

>>3007841
I'll write to my MP!

captcha: threatened rlystu
> Yeah, rly threatened, stu.

Do not worry humans.

We are merely interested...explorers from another dimension, or reality as you see it. We simply wish to be your friends, but to do so we need assistance on coming through to your reality.

>>3007943
>Thirdspace
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>3007948

Don't worry, all you have to do is assist us in energizing the gate.

>>3007407
It's in an orbit that asteroids under normal conditions, cannot get to.

It is rotating, but the object does not have a uniform albedo, parts of it are reflecting differently than other parts, which suggests it is not an asteroid made of a single type of material.

The logical conclusion is that it is a man-made object that has been placed in this orbit, either purposely or accidentally. However when you look through the records, everything is accounted for, there is no man-made object that has been placed into an orbit of this type, and keep in mind this thing was spotted in 1991, not any time recently.

So the evidence suggests that it is artificial and was not made by humans.

By the way, it has a close pass with Earth every 26 years. The next pass is in 2017, and then 2043 after that.

>>3008179

How do we know the the Soviets or someone didn't put it up several decades ago without telling the public or other governments?

>>3008188
Because you can't hide things like that?

Rocket launches are easy to detect and you bet your ass the US was tracking every single Soviet launch in case it was an ICBM, and the Russians likewise.

>>3008214
So they hid it in something else they sent up to space.
The russians kept records of all that shit and unless it's some super secret plan for world domination when the time is right they'd have told people, they kept good records

>>3008226
The object is ~10m in diameter.

That's a bit larger than the apollo command module, and it's outside of Earth's gravity well. I'm not even sure if the Saturn V could put something of that size beyond lunar orbit.

The odds of 'hiding' something that big in a launch though? Nil. You need to dedicate an entire launcher just to lifting something this big into that kind of orbit, it's not something you just kind of hide away in a small compartment at the back of the rocket.

this aliens are welcome - if they have style and culture

>>3008546
I got your style and culture right here

http://youtu.be/PocMujvJ4B8?hd=1

Why hasn't this been brought up on Ancient Aliens? Giorgio is disappoint.

>>3008647
Like someone else in here said, the fact that 1991VG hasn't shown up as a conspiracy theory despite it being perfect for it is eerie as all hell.

http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=1991+VG&orb=1
this stops at Jan. 1, 2200
this is the day the sun blows up

>>3008828
Because theres absolutely no material on it.

those dirty aliens

>>3008977
None of this is worth it if I don't get to fuck an alien by the end of it.

>>3009224
Hope aliens have fur and look like anthropomorphic cats.

And are in heat when they meet me. And are looking for a freeloading human pet.

What? U jelly?

>mfw I'm watching the encyclopaedia galactica episode of cosmos right now, as I stumble upon this thread.

>>3010623
I wonder if murricans will ever move on from Cosmos.

>>3010639
They still consider evolution a controversial theory, so that might take a while.

>>3010644
Yeah. Americunts suck.

>>3004441
>implying there's any other kind of astronaut)

>>3010644
I don't think anyone is questioning the mechanisms of evolution, but rather its cause.
There is nothing wrong with doubting the evolution theory.
The god/bible shit is retarded, but if you blindly accepting anything that "feels" right, you are almost as bad as them.

You say, the reason we are here, is because more complex/intelligent beings survive and reproduce better, thus causing more of those intelligent beings to exist?

I say, more complex/intelligent beings survive and reproduce better because we are here.

Why do I think this?
You will figure it out the instant you understand why it's possible that you might never find your phone number from pi.

>>3002481
sauce please

>>3013149
Also, there is no use in arguing with me because I KNOW I am right and I KNOW you are wrong. I KNOW I am fucking batshit insane and I KNOW I am retarded.
But what's important is that you are EVEN MORE fucking batshit insane and EVEN MORE retarded than me.
What gets projected into my brain matters, not what comes into your brain.
I wouldn't give a flying fuck if your dog had diarrhea and dies and you become sad but Satan help if your dog shits on my car.

I am the creator of this universe. The reason YOU exist is because I CREATED YOU RETROACTIVELY. Show some fucking respect, faggot. I am FUCKING TIRED of people thinking I am some normal human rather than God Himself. Why can't everyone just give me all their money and kill themselves? Why? What's the point?

I hope a FUCKING heron flies into your kitchen and makes a MESS of your pots and pans.

I fucking hate you. Fuck off and DIE.

>>3013232
Oh man this is great

>>3013232
What's even more SATANIC is that I absolutely despise "people" who are like me.
I love myself so much but it pisses me off when someone else thinks they're something other than shit on the bottom of my shoe.
I am FULLY AWARE that you might think the same of me, however I DO NOT CARE.

>>3013149
>>3013232

>>3013247
I do not know if you are being sarcastic or not, but nice job posting a picture of yourself.
My post is great? I am 100% not perplexed/amazed.
Whores don't know how to suck dick for shit, how should you know how to accurately flatter me?

What the hell happened to this thread?
It was great and then someone decides to bump it up with a metric fuckton of bullshit.

>>3013232
roflololol
Please post more.

>>3013247
>>3013255

Are you fucking AUTISTIC or something?
There is nothing funny about any of this, nor are you funny, nor am I trying to be funny.
I am not some fucking clown. You are the clown. The reason you exist is so you can be my clown.

You may think I am the clown here but the truth is more perplexing than your lesser mind can imagine to comprehend.

>>3013232
>I hope a FUCKING heron flies into your kitchen and makes a MESS of your pots and pans.

+10 internets to you, sir

>>3013275
Are you trying to say I should post more, or less?
I am after all the king-kong of lolsorandum xDD
You do realize you are the clown? How?
I have this. You have this. I am this. The world is a nightmare. It is impossible to wake up.
We both serve the same master.

>>3013285
Sounds like somebody needs to get off Daddy's computer and go back to grade school

>>3013288
I am still a child? You thinking so?
That makes me a happy little gorilla.
HOPE MATTERS

I TRULY YEARN

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>>3013149
Where the hell did this guy come from and why is he so mad?

>>3013302
Looks like your regular 12 year old from /b/, trying his first troll.

Just ignore him, nothing of value and all that.

>>3013302

I TRULY YEARN MUFASA

AHHAAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!! :3
kekeke ZerG RuSH

THE WORD TROLL IS SO OVERUSED THESE DAYS

WHY IS EVERYTHING A TROLL

CONSIDER A MOMENT PLEASE

WHAT IF I AM NOT A TROLL

BUT HAVE SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE

YOU WOULDN'T CARE, WOULD YOU?

SADIST BIATCH

I AM THE MOST INTELLIGENT CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE

I HOPE THE LAIN TRIPFAG FROM /A/ PLACES A NOSTRIL IN YOUR ANUS

I HOPE MY NOSE SOUNDS LIKE BELLOWS

I HOPE I DON'T HOPE ANYTHING

I SWEAR TO GOD

FUCKING PLASMA CIRCUIT

b& in 5....4....3...

>>3013310
From further evidence, I'd downgrade that to nine years old.

>>3013331
If anyone here gets banned it's you. Leave before you get beaten into a pulp.

What the fuck is even going on in this thread anymore.

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>>3013332
SMILE AND SHINE
YOU MORTAL THING
IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL LIVING
YOU WORK YOUR JOB FOR 60 YEARS THEN YOU DIE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>3013339
I LOVE SUMMER! TREES AND BIRD S EVERohY WHER r

OP Here.

At first I was like: "Oh wow! This thread is still alive!"

Then I read it, and realized either a tremendously retarded troll or a schizophrenic off of his meds had completely derailed everything. Welp,

>>3013339
Please tell me WHY did you save that picture on your computer and WHY did you post it here?

WHY? DO YOU ENJOY THAT SORT OF THING?
REALLY? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHY DON'T YOU GO RUN IN TO THE HEAVE N WITH YOUR SPURTING AND BURNIGN PATHOS

YOUNG BOY BECOME A LEGEND

WHY SIT IN A DARK ROOM SAGING THREADS AND BEING PISSED OFF BY TROLLS THAT ARENT EVEN TROLLS

I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU

WHY SHIT ON ME

ALL I ASK IS:

WHY

WHY CAN'T WE JUST ALL TICKLE EACH OTHER

WHY ARE THERE TROLLS

WHY ARE THERE SCHIZOPHRENICS

WHY ARE THERE MEDS

>>3013351
boo

Oh crap guys! What if....what if...this crazy guy yelling...IS ACTUALLY THE ALIENS?!

>>3013351
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

story of his life.

WHY DO YOU REPEAT THAT WORD "WELP" IS IT A MEME?
IT IS NOT FUNNY, SEXY, CREATIVE, ORIGINAL OR INTELLIGENT
IT IS JUST GRAY AND TOXIC

ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS

sage

>>3009224
Eldritch Starfish weighing in over 7 tons seems extremly interested in your dance moves.
and wants to know if you dance just aswell without pants.

Enjoy my good sir

bump,

I think this might be the probe communicating with us.

for all we know this thing could be thousands of years old. built by a civilisation that's been gone for ages. I mean, it takes like forever for anything to come here from anywhere if it's not bending time and space or some shit to do so

>>3014168
this makes no sense

why should a probe monitoring only out planet?

Well, assuming it's been in the solar system for 500+ years, it's come within .0056 AU.

That's about twice the distance of the Moon.

It came within .0056 AU in 1684 (assuming the object has been here for that long). That's like 500,000 miles.

>>3016426
Because its developed complex life?

who the fuck necroed this thread