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Anonymous Mon May 2 19:17:50 2011 No.2984885 [Reply] [Original]

Note: Changed the background because you aren't going to that faggot planet Pandora

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:18:50 2011 No.2984889 And what exactly is so good about Alpha Centauri that the government would send trillions on a manned mission there.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:19:50 2011 No.2984893 >>2984889 *spend trillions

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:20:50 2011 No.2984899 >>2984889 Humans discover another earth-like planet in the year 2132. You are sent there that year in a last effort to preserve your race after a cataclysmic war ravages our home planet. All resources left have been directed at this mission.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:21:50 2011 No.2984904 File: 22 KB, 267x349, mifune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2984899 :D okey doke >mfw

>>	Hopeless Necromantic Mon May 2 19:31:50 2011 No.2984944 File: 34 KB, 338x512, squinty eyed happy george washing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hooray, my life doesn't actually suck!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:33:50 2011 No.2984951 >>2984885 >go crazy, poke eyes out, try to fathom which depth of reality means >realize, believe, I'm going nowhere because current physics make none of this possible >Understand, earth's density makes it impossible to keep everyone busy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:34:50 2011 No.2984954 File: 156 KB, 576x432, 1293867585020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2984885 >mfw how do I know THIS isn't also a simulation? >mfw injecting heroin

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:34:50 2011 No.2984955 >>2984951 >understand you're actually living in the future

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:34:50 2011 No.2984960 File: 6 KB, 264x229, aladdin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hooray! Osama bin laden didn't really die!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:35:50 2011 No.2984964 File: 27 KB, 723x356, clint.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >implying this life never happened >implying I never got laid >implying I'm still a virgin

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:36:50 2011 No.2984971 >>2984960 He did. Your mind was just set in the past in someone else's life. You're actually living in the 23rd century now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:40:50 2011 No.2984984 >>2984885 Behold, even atheist teenagers feel the universal need to escape in fantasy to avoid the realities of life! Just like the christfags! "I'm gun go to heaven!" captcha: Eurpre calculus

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:44:50 2011 No.2985005 >>2984955 >inside a mountain, attached to the earth, running mindless simulations for the wealthy. >not the matrix, is the matrix >LEVEL UP

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:44:50 2011 No.2985009 FUCK YES

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:44:50 2011 No.2985010 >>2984984 Its amazing how many of them are on /sci/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:45:50 2011 No.2985013 >>2984984 I kill this faggot so that he doesn't contaminate the colony with apologism.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:46:50 2011 No.2985014 >>2984984 >atheist teenagers What is this, the 1980s? Everybody knows agnosticism is the new hip thing among rebellious teenagers nowadays. Have you been living under a rock for the last 30 years?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:49:50 2011 No.2985028 >>2985014 Agnosticism is too mainstream. Those of us in the know subscribe to polytheistic solipsism.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:54:50 2011 No.2985053 >>2985028 Snore. Retro paganism is for the cool kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:55:50 2011 No.2985062 >>2985013 >colony >ants >Atheism, the wannabe super-organism

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 19:57:50 2011 No.2985068 >>2985062 >bawww I don't have a hivemind