/sci/ - Science & Math

because they didn't really kill him. he was already dead.

>>2983133
nah they do have photos but cant show them because he has like a big bullet wound going through his eye socket

>>2983140
Good gracious, that's something you should keep to yourself!!

>>2983140
the photo is a sh00p.
btw:
turn sound up to maximum.
open up /b/
wait 3 seconds, open up /b/ in new tab
wait 3 seconds, open up /b/ in new tab
????
PROFIT!

triple music!!

>>2983151
haha i did that with THIS IS THROW DOWN

>>2983163
ha! nice
here it is btw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5RBSkPQgnc

>>2983151

Yes, pixel-expert here detected a shoop. It must be true.

>>2983170
i have both the pictures it was sh00ped from. you can clearly see that they have been combined.

also, on that youtube link all the fuckers have completely ignored rules 1 and 2 on teh comments section...

Hey EK. Would you hit it?

>>2983175
EK, you newfag.
first off, rules only apply during raids
second, that pic is a fake but they have other (just havent released yet)

tripfags = newfags

no surrender

>>2983180
sure, hun

>>2983190

I'll keep that in mind for future reference.

>>2983197
...look closely at the tripcode.

>>2983190
>1st 2 letters of the tripcode were correct, and they have even adopted my mannerism's
son of a bitch!

>>2983202
>>2983207

Yeah, I only checked the first two letters so I didn't notice. Redirecting the inquiry to you then.

>>2983212
erm, looks intelligent...but you can't tell if someone is an asshat or not just from a picture. so i can't say for certain.

that you?

>>2983224

Yeah. I'm also active in humanist youth if that helps decide the asshat factor.

>>2983224
>>2983230
wow this is like watching retarded fish doing some mating ritual on the discovery channel

>>>/soc/

>>2983230
What does that involve, young sir?

Ahhhh tripfags. the scourge of my 4chan

>>2983238 you GTFO
>>2983239 you mad
>>2983230 you...nice shirt as well :)

>>2983239
>your 4chan

Because osama's body is crap.

Mine is much nicer.

Seriously its not hard to stay in shape.

Looking at you: >>2983180

>>2983207
At the risk of being a pic posting faggot i dont care, fuck it iv just broke up with my gf and iv always been fond of EK, would you do me?

>>2983254
Ewwww fat bastard!

>>2983238

It's an organization promoting the practice of secular ethics in society, as well as a meeting place for young people to discuss philosophy.

>>2983235
Take notes, you will recieve a test at the end, which will account for 30% of your final biology grade.

>>2983261
>mfw i weigh around 130lb and im wearing a coat.

>>2983262
I know what humanism is but what specific activities do you get up to? and dont just say philosophy discussions again. give links

>>2983251
>>2983248
Been here 5 or 6 years.

Always see tripfags come on, think they own the place, act like part of the furniture and INEVITABLY get pissy at the haters and leave.

Seen dozens of em over the years. The only exceptions are ones who are full of win, like whiteboy and a few others.

>>2983238
>>2983248

I did not realize the impersonator was still around. I guess I'll have to start checking more closely.

>>2983268
Whatever you say, fatass.

I'm a faggot

>>2983274
Regardless of whether or not theres an impersonator doing a very good job of being you, if that's your picture above, jesus fuck you're hideous

>>2983254
why the fuck is that sideways?
also, i should probably point out that the reaction pic i used isn't me, just to avoid confusion. also, i don't judged based just on looks, so i really can't say.
also, we shouldn't turn this into /soc/ people are gonna get pissed off.

It's threads like these that make me so proud to be an attractive sciencefag

>>2983278

Well this is an amusing turn of events.

>>2983287
people will hate you no matter what, EK. Don't worry about not pissing them off. :)

>>2983287
post a real pic of yourself then

>>2983272
stop using my name! faggot!

>Tripfags
>Can't post in a thread without making it about themselves
>wonder why everyone hates them
Seriously just go anonymous like a reasonable intelligent 4channer

>>2983290
HEH, yes, how AMUSING

>>2983287
It fits as a facebook profile pic better sideways, go figure.

>>2983286

I think your grammar died somewhere halfway through your sentence.

>>2983293
fine... here

>>2983293
nah, no thanks.

>>2983301
fuck off. thats not me, she looks nothing like me.

LOL THIS IS ME

>>2983298
I imagine any perspective that isn't a normal view of your fat disgusting virgin body is probably better

>>2983301
whoever that is id certainly collide her protons

Right, I think my work here is done for now. Heading out untill the shitstorm settles.

>>2983300
No it didn't

>>2983306
>fuck off. thats not me, she looks nothing like me.
Sucks to be you then

>>2983300
and I think u mad.

u mad?

>>2983312
Why not try losing your virginity while you're gone?

>>2983313

WIN!

New EK, you.. you alright.

>>2983312
The best part is you're still sitting watching this thread waiting to see who replies to you.

Cya fat faggot

>>2983313
I dont know who the "old" EK was, and I don't know who any of these ugly tripfags are, but you're coo, new EK.

>>2983323
samefag

>Because osama's body is crap.

Mine is much nicer.

Seriously its not hard to stay in shape.

>thinks beeing young and skinny with small muscle bellies is being fit

>>2983332
U jelly?

bin laden was killed in tora bora in the first months of the afghani war. we couldn't announce it then, because americans would have demanded the troops return home straight away.

>>2983296
who is that girl in ur pic

>>2983306
>picture of hot chick
>"fuck off. thats not me, she looks nothing like me."
>mfw

>>2983310
U mad? You so mad.

>>2983337
Well, it's not EK. She looks nothing like her.

>>2983340
mfw it still looks fat

>>2983338
just because she doesn't look like me doesn't automaticaly mean i'm not hot. its just personal opinion anyway.

...and FYI, not all hot girls look the same.

>>2983340
I still see fat, fatty. Go shirtless, fatty. Prove you dont have enormous tits like your pictures lead us to believe.

>>2983344
You're right. The fact that you're not hot means you're not hot.

tripfags getting so mad

>>2983344
>not all hot girls look the same.
Uhhhhhhh yes they do, they all look hot

>>2983346
you're a fucking prick. leave him alone.

Whatever make you happy, bitch

>>2983328

she's a retarded tripfag cumdumpster that just shits up the board constantly with her faggotry, and she usually posts annoyingly low resolution pictures of these two atheists chicks on youtube. the following are her:
>>2983133
>>2983151
>>2983168
>>2983175
>>2983202
>>2983207
>>2983224
>>2983248
>>2983296
>>2983306
>>2983329

>>2983344
they kinda do look the same -
>>2983301
dat jawline, symmetrical face, small nose, thin waist, small ass...

if you don't have these you're not hot

I'm a good-looking guy but I have a bad body.

>>2983343
>>2983346
These made me laugh gotta give you credit. Feel pretty shitty atm from a break up but its awsome to know ill always have my sarcastic anon bros.

>>2983340
you look liek a bowling pin

>>2983352
Oh not the 'fat' nerve. I hate the fat nerve. Whenever I hit it all the fat people come out from the woodwork and complain.

>>2983350
like i said, its personal opinion. some guys find me hot, some probably don't. its not an absolute factor than you can put on a scale.

>>2983352
>has to get a girl to defend him

>>2983355
Ah yes, EK's fan club has arrived. The flood of tasty tears has begun!

Please continue your suffering.

>>2983355
>the following are her
do you really think people are so fucking stupid they can't read a tripcode correctly and work out if it is the same person or not?
lol, i cant believe you are such a fucking sadact that you went down the thread linking all of my posts.

>>2983362
Well at least you dropped the trip.

Your GF was a stupid whore anyway.

I feel bad for screwing her

>>2983369
My trip, when have i used a trip?

>>2983371
>they can't read a tripcode correctly

At least one faggot in this thread can't.

>>2983344

>attractiveness is a personal opinion

EK please just go die. Only ugly people think such a thing, so they can feel good even though the standard of beauty is fairly well defined, and you don't fit in it. You have nothing positive to offer this world EK, except your removal from it. Please promptly end your own life.

>>2983357
EK is a hideous disgusting pig. Quit lying to yourself, the only men you get are desperate, out of shape "Beta" males with weird faces. Yes, they love you unconditionally. But you know that girl you look nothing like? One step his way and he's all over her, and forgets all about you. Admit it to yourself, pig.

>>2983372
dont ask me, ask the other anon

>>2983357
The only people I hear say that are ugly fat fucks.

>>2983377
even if i was ugly, which i doubt (i'm not spotty and not fat, and that seems to be all asshats like you care about) then that still wouldn't require my 'removal from the world'
no-one should die just for being ugly.

>>2983387
You know how attractive you are. Even if you tell yourself you're good looking, deep down you know you're flabby, weak body is rotting feces next to a hot, taut fit person's glorious figure.

why u trip? u not trolling, u not on facebook, u suk. go homw

>>2983387
>no-one should die just for being ugly


fucking philosophical genius in here

>>2983378
i'm not possessive. i don't even begin to pretend i can own guys or tell the what to do. if the chick in that pic approaches any of my past lovers, she is welcome to them. i don't give a fuck.

>>2983387
if you werent fat you wouldnt be defensive cunt

>>2983397
>i don't give a fuck
neither do we, so either lose the trip or GTFO

>>2983389
>you're flabby, weak body
>you're
thats my troll, i own copyright on it.
also, lolno! ha!
not flabby or weak, i could kick your arse, fucking faggot.

>mfw i want to be one of EK's ex-lovers.

>>2983387
Lets say you're not fat.
Let me run down what I imagine you may be like, fat excluded:
You're above average in intelligence, but apply it to horseshit
You date guys here and there that aren't really "Winners" in any regard (looks, smarts, social life, charisma, etc) when one gives you attention, but you smother them and they leave you.
You have no sense of style, you're "Chubby", and your hair is long and parted in the middle with no real "look" to it at all. You likely have crooked teeth, and a weird face.
You don't get invited to parties, and you have a small group of friends and refuse to look elsewhere for a social life because you know once you come out of your safety bubble, you'll be judged for being such an ugly piece of shit.

Though this is all a guess, I feel that I'm correct entirely.

>>2983404
Orly? This is me >>2983253

I can dead lift 150kg and break a mans wrist with my left hand.

Plus I have women queuing up to fuck me.

So, why didn't they keep Osamas body for science?

>>2983407
not exactly 'ex's
i just don't like commitment or relationships. friendship is fine. some of which are occassional lovers as a bonus.

>>2983404
>trying to say tough
>woman
>on 4chan
>on /sci/
>mfw

>>2983404
HAHAHAHA @ how mad EK is getting at this obvious trolling. It's obvious you suffer from severe self-esteem issues and can already tell from your posts you are a repulsive fat bitch.

>>2983387

>all asshats like you care about
you mean men? Yes, shhh don't tell anybody the secret. Men are attracted by physical beauty, top secret shit yo.

And it's not just being skinny. It's having a WHR of about .7, it's having breasts that visibly signify fecundity, it's about having long hair, having long legs, and don't get me started on facial beauty.

Basically, even if you all had the factors above and looked like the chick on the right, you'd never get laid.

>>2983415
You don't like them because you can't get them. Oh god you're getting so mad from all of this. Have you considered that maybe you're making it entirely obvious you're a disgusting fat fuck?

>haters comeing out in force
>i am being trolled
>thread was barely a sciene thread to begin with
>sage
>leave

i think we finally got her. good job guise

wait for it... wait for it...

>>2983429
Lol your not gonna bother her, and why would you. None of you have provided evidence that you arnt fat shits either. Your arguments are invalid.

>>2983432
FUCK MISSED IT BY 2 FUCKING SECONDS!!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>2983431
ahah fuck off

>>2983431
Let me fix that for you:
>post retarded opinion on a thread as usual
>get called out on it
>get mad
>get flamed, and rightly so
>get super defensive and even more mad regarding own physical attributes
>leave

>>2983431

>>2983431
fatass backpedaling as fast as her fat ugly legs can wobble.

>>2983429
fuck yeah. totally called it

>>2983418
>it's about having long hair,

>>2983431

>Create shitstorm in /sci/ by posting facebook-level, asinine bullshit
>Get called out on attention-whoring tripfaggotry
>Initiate persecution complex
>Sage and walk off after having a temper tantrum

>Yet another day on 4chan

>>2983447
>>2983444
>>2983441
>>2983440
>>2983439
>>2983438
This whole fucking thread.

Hey its not over yet.

She's still reading this thread to see what we say.

Right now as you are reading this Tripfag bitch, know this.

I am better than you

this thread is now about kittens and pot

>>2983455
LOOK! EK is back!

>>2983461
Lol fraid not, nice call though.

>>2983452
She didn't start it. Some guy just randomly asked her if she would fuck him.

>>2983455

Nice to see you dropped the trip EK, keep it that way. Retard

>>2983451

Ok well, some shorter hairs can be attractive, but they have to be overtly feminine.

However, in general long hair is associated with femininity, and therefore fecundity.

>>2983466
Whatever you say, you fat pig.

>>2983455
lol ik rite?? like so cool.

>>2983455
Hey EK, can you take a picture of yourself crying?

>>2983467
Quit white knighting. Nobody likes trip fags.

GG guys.

Few more sessions like this and it'll be one less tripfag to deal with.

>>2983455

Hey EK, back so soon?

>>2983469
>mfw its not EK but dumb faggots refuse to believe that more than 1 person can have different views to them.

>this thread makes me proud to be anon

>>2983483
forgot my shitty thumbnail

>>2983479
She isn't gonna go. She has probably just moved on to other threads.
She is such a liar though, we found her facebook. anyone got it?

>>2983483
>defends EK
>responds and types just like EK
>gets butthurt easily like EK

Yeah, it's EK.

>>2983455
>>2983466
>>2983483

Sure is EK in here

>>2983483
LOL!
Shut the fuck up EK we know it's you. you are just posting as anonymous to pretend that you have left the thread. But you just can't help yourself can you?

Oh my fucking god this thread is just...

>>2983483
Sorry, its hard to tell you apart with your head so far up her ass.

>>2983490
>She isn't gonna go
I've been on 4chan for years. They always go eventually. You just have to catch them in a bad mood, troll the fuck out of them and watch them leave in a huff.

>>2983489
IT'S A VIRGIN WHITE KNIGHTING EK LIKE A DESPERATE LONELY FUCK. EVEN BETTER.

>>2983497
Problem?

>>2983490
i got it. im not gunna tell you though. shes actually quite a looker from what ive seen. one of those hot but self-conscious kinds that buries her tits in textbooks. too bad

>>2983483
>gets butthurt
looks like Ek to me!

>>2983506
Ok i do admit, this sounds a lot like EK, but the rest are me.

>>2983506
Hey there, EK

>>2983511
>hi I'm not ek
>this isn't me and I'M STILL NOT EK
>FUCK YOU I'M NOT EK

hi EK

>>2983506
Someone posted it on a thread before. its some fat brittish bitch with initials E.K.

>>2983506
reverse troll is reverse

>>2983518
Oh yeah, i remember that. I'm pretty sure it isn't her. The initials are just a coincidence.

You know who was smart, despite being an ugly fucking virgin?
>>2983180
That guy. At least he knew to back the fuck up when people were trolling the fuck out of him, rather than get his tiny ginger dick in a wad.

>>2983489
Is nobody gonna pick up on my obvious cross chain? I spent ages looking for this old pic too....

>>2983528
You're even lower than the ginger fuck and EK.

You're not even worth anon's trolling.

>>2983506

EK has personally said that she doesn't have tits, only like A cups.

Nice try tho

>>2983528
No, but are you ever going to be able to pick up a chick?

i think we won guise

i've been monitoring this thread. none of those anon's are me, all of you are just paranoid morons.
Also, i didn't see that thread. there's no way you have my facebook.

I don't know which side is sadder, either EK or her fanboys. After a few weeks it becomes amusing seeing so many people so desperate trying to get EK's attention by screaming at her.

EK is an otherwise dumb and unnoticeable person, but her followers have raised her to the status of troll queen of /sci/, sitting on a throne of tears of rage, adored by her haters.

> they think they actually got to her
> don't know this happens every week, and EK will be back tomorrow like nothing happened
> inb4 lol whiteknight

>>2983546
>I'VE BEEN ON THIS THREAD THE WHOLE TIME
>THOSE PEOPLE ON THIS THREAD AREN'T ME

Ahaha, butthurt fatass.

>>2983536
>mfw you've all been doing it anyway for some time now.

>>2983456
>>2983456
>>2983456
FUCKING CALLED IT.

/b/side worldwide!

>>2983539
really? the fat girl with EK's initials had massive tits. i guess it isn't her then. wrong persons facebook.

>>2983546
>says she left
>understands exactly what is going on in thread
I thought people on /sci/ were smarter
tooeasy.jpg

>>2983552
>mfw virgin admits to being trolled, feels successful

>>2983546
Hey EK, you should really work on your acting skills. Your sockpuppets really sucked.

>>2983470
>However, in general long hair is associated with femininity, and therefore fecundity.

Back in my day only faggots would shave and cut their hair.

True men have long hair and spend their time raping, pillaging and plundering.

>>2983546
U mad EK?

>>2983560
>is a fat, greasy long haired shutin who listens to metal. Never been touched in his life.

So whens the part where EK threatens to press charges against us and call the cyber police?

>>2983564
it must be hard trying to remember if you have ur trips on or not lololololololol

>>2983559
I'm going to allow this.

>>2983560
And then got their heads dragged and beaten back and forth after the enemy realized they could grab their hair in close combat.

The Roman soldiers, master race as they were, realized this and cut their hair.

>>2983563
not mad at all. its like this person said >>2983548

your all gonna guess at me being ugly,fat,stupid,virgin,slut etc. but its all just guesses so i know you've no fucking idea what you are on about, so it doesn't bother me. its just flaming for the sake of flaming. happens every couple of months or so.

>>2983573
Don't kid yourself. No one has called you a slut. No one thinks you could even be a slut. No one would want to touch your fat disgusting body. Please stop lying to yourself so much.

>>2983564
>thinks what society considers masculine/feminine are everlasting criteria

>>2983573
sage all you want bitch. anon never sleeps

>>2983577
>butthurt metalhead gets mad, turns on black metal, still forever alone

>>2983573
>so it doesn't bother me
Keep that lip stiff girl.

Remember you came here looking for attention.

Now you have it you lonely, rancid, floppyfaced moron.

We are the people you choose to spend your free time with and WE FUCKING HATE YOU!

>>2983572
>The Roman soldiers, master race as they were, realized this and cut their hair.

Romans were pussies that could not withstand a good ol' bashing of face against a rock/tree.

No martial skill there. Just spears and shieldwalls.

>>2983583
We know that. He has plenty of time. It's not as if he was employed or had to go to college, or support a family.

>>2983587
>Remember you came here looking for attention.
no i fucking didn't. read the top of the thread.
anon turned it into a /soc/ fest/. not me. i was just replying.

>>2983573
Guys, EK ISN'T MAD. I mean, just READ the thread. Where in these posts does she look like shes mad?
>>2983431
>>2983415
>>2983404
>>2983397
>>2983387
>>2983371
>>2983357
>>2983344
>>2983329
>>2983306
>>2983296

>>2983577
>gets butthurt
>>2983564
nice guess anon

oh btw animooted

>>2983585
>Thinks conformist looks makes his arguments valid.
Oh wait... that might actually work in your blue collar job.

>>2983594
>I don't want attention
>trip fags anyway
Will you just hurry up and quit already?

At least the others were funny or unique in some way. You are just bland grey tripfag goo to be chewed up and spit out.

>>2983595
>Professes to not give a shit as hes anon
>painstakingly go through every post EK made
>trollface.jpg

>>2983598
>nice guess anon
Yeah, he got the metal part (so fucking intuitive).

>>2983599
>mfw u have a job

>>2983594
Uh, you're a fucking tripfag. You want attention.

>>2983604
I'd like to chew on her

>>2983595
hi EK. you know you really suck at trying to subtly pass yourself as anon?
fuck off you samefagging whore.

>>2983610
Seconded.

>183 posts and 39 image replies omitted.
>EK thread

sometimes i hate you so much, /sci/

>>2983605
Um obviously you didn't read my post. EK ISNT MAD. I'm telling the SLANDEROUS TROLLS this so they will BACK OFF. Just read my post, and the posts of hers I linked. Find me ONE post where she looks mad.

They shot him in the face so no one can identify him, they dump him in the sea so there will be no trace of him left

>>2983606
u mad virginfag?

>>2983615
I'm not even mad. I've never had a thread this long before

you guys are fucking stupid. This is because I use a tripcode? Fine, I'll never use a tripcode again, just fuck off.

>>2983606
im very sorry sir but i was just passing by and it looked as if you were mad

>>2983617
the bottom one in that long list of links. she looks mad there.
and you are still EK, you are just trying to make it seem like you are not mad when really we all know you are.

>>2983617

>Thinks rebutting hivemind flamming troll horde with make them back off.

You're new around these parts, aren't you?

>>2983628
>implying thats really you EK

>>2983628
ANON WINS!
EK de-tripped forever!

>>2983637
>implying that some anon pretending to be EK is sufficient evidence, and i thought this was /sci/.

>>2983628
EK SURRENDERS. TAKE SCREENSHOT. POST IT IF SHE EVER USES TRIPCODE LIKE A FAT ATTENTION WHORE AGAIN

>>2983623
Is that a new trait of me I did not know of?

>>2983638
No, you've lived with it forever, and you're defending yourself because u so mad about it.

>>2983628
Nooooooo. what am i supposed to fap to now !!!

>>2983637
>>2983640
that wasn't me.
nice troll though, anon.

>>2983633
fucking trolled
>>2983628
great
keep sageing bitch, ill keep bumpin

>>2983626

>>2983648
I am pretty fucking good at getting you upset, aren't I?

>>2983654
no, i thought it was funny. getting the haters hopes up like that. :D
+1

>>2983655
Sorry, I misworded that. I am pretty good at making you come back and post, aren't I?

u mad?

>>2983654
Listen to yourself. She's a woman. She's psychologically inclined to be upset.

>>2983660
She's comes back to see how people are responding to her posts because she's a whore

>>2983644
Cant decide if this thread is a hivemind of uniintiutive trolls or underagefags so confident if the generalizations they make about people they do not share their opinion.

>>2983660
Good job, anon

>>2983651
Obv not EK, but im gonna fap to it pretending that its EK im railing from behind anyway.

>>2983663
>Implying that nobody else does that.

>>2983666
>666
and see, that is exactly why i don't post pics of myself.
>>2983660
lol...yeah.

I finished up my lab report and you guys are still going on about this?

Best day ever.

>>2983670
other people do it because they are participating in a discussion. tripfags do it because they want all eyes on them

>>2983664
you should use more simplistic language.
big words can be scary. and you end up sounding fucktarded

>>2983675
Hey, it's the mad ginger virgin. Hi there, ginger virgin.
>>2983673
You're lying to yourself again. If you posted a picture of yourself, the fapping anon would immediately go flacid.

>>2983594
Hi, my dear EK. I was just passing by, wanted to say I still love you, and I'm not jealous of all the attention you're getting. I know that as a queen you're always surrounded by your worshippers, who're as devout as me but in their own ways.

I love the way you sublimate their tears into a river of excrement they'll gladly wallow in. I love the sound of your laugher when you point out their raging butthurt, while enjoying the flavor of their anguished desperation for attention. I feel bad for enjoying it, because I feel like I'm stealing from your accomplishments, but I hope you won't mind.

Please, EK, never leave us. I thought the mods had gotten you, but it was a false alarm. I won't whiteknight you because you don't need whiteknighting: your fame IS your infamy. Sometimes, however, I feel tempted to flame you, just to stoke the flames, but then I guiltily realise you don't need it. Because you never do. A queen never needs a vassal to be majestic. She just is.

>>2983684
most people on 4chan are /b/tards
ergo they fap to anything.

>>2983688
I agree with this statement in every single way.

see this? its a circle. you come back here and we will fuck with you. in the exact same way as before. make sense?

>>2983688
oh my god! the poet guy still posts here. i remember you.
lol, you sound so over the top its still impossible for me to take you seriously.

>>2983688
Aaaawww thanks..... :3

>>2983684

Hello. How are you today?

>>2983673
why WOULDN'T you want people fapping over your pic?
it wouldn't do any harm anyway

>>2983690
he knows. it was just another failed attempt at a 'you are ugly' flame.

>>2983698
Well I'm attractive, have a social life, and lost my virginity at the age of 14. So, better than you.

>>2983701

It is obvious she secretly does as she
1) is a tripfagging slut + whore
2) puts in not so subtle references about her whoreish ways in half her posts

>>2983701
i just don't like the thought of it. its fucking seedy.

>>2983713
cool thats waaay better than me lol. where are you from?

this whole thread:
>implying being a whore is bad

>>2983713

Glad to hear it. And do you still get along well with you uncle? :)

>>2983711
>2) puts in not so subtle references about her whoreish ways in half her posts
where? no she doesn't

>>2983725

your*

>>2983724
lrn2sage faggot

>>2983732
lol

>>2983724
>>2983726
No no, you're all being silly. She does not have the ability to be a whore. She is a disgusting pig. Listen, it's VERY obvious when you think about it. All tripfags are attention whores. If they had something to flaunt, they'd flaunt it. The reason she doesn't post pictures of herself is because she has absolutely nothing in her physical appearance worth flaunting. She is a disgusting pig and she knows it, she knows everyone else thinks so, and she knows there isn't one soul on this board that would let her live it down if she posted a picture of her disgusting body.

>tl;dr she's a fat pig who only wishes she could be a slut/whore

>>2983730
see. dont do that. u think that cuz u have trips u need to spell everything right. stop it. this is 4 chan for fucks sake

I fucking love this thread. Its like a calmer more whitty /b/.

>>2983742
Of course we're whiter than /b/, you silly chap.

>>2983740
No no you dont get it. i wasnt saying anyone was an actual whore. but everyone likes attention. everyone needs to feed their ego, no matter how fugly they may be.

EK you are gorgious my darling! xx

>>2983726
on this thread alone, refer to:>>2983718
>>2983673
>>2983573
>>2983415
>>2983404
>>2983397
>>2983387
>>2983387
>>2983387
>>2983357
>>2983357
>>2983357
>>2983357
>>2983352
>>2983344
>>2983306
>>2983287
>>2983248
>>2983224

There, to mention a few.

>>2983740
this makes perfect sense. woah.

Jesus EK, you must be a monster

>>2983742
agreed. this is far superior to /b/. i shall continue to do this. sorry /sci/fags

>>2983751
no1 reads long lists of post links. just find the best one and link that.
and the ones you linked are just EK being NON-whorey. saying she doesn't want to post picks and its 'seedy'

>>2983751
Ah yes. A woman talks about sex, it must mean she's a filthy whore. A man talks about sex, it must mean he's an awesome pimp.
Come back when you leave high school.

Guys EK knows that if she posts her pic she'd get a definitive answer on her attractiveness. Which is likely going to be a negative one.

But if she doesn't post her pic she gets to wiggle the ambiguity into convincing herself she is attractive.

tl;dr she's ugly but doesn't want to admit it, psych 101

>>2983760
hey newfag, u jelly?

>mfw people are still posting when EK hasnt replied for a good 10 minutes.

>>2983764
Why would she care about anon's opinion? she can't hide herself IRL. she can just ask her friends or coworkers if she is attractive or not. By now she is bound to know one way or the other, so i don't think she will get mad if you try to troll her about it.

>>2983768
> mfw when he thinks in /sci/ 10 minutes is an eternity
> mfw when it takes 30 minutes for the average thread without response to leave the main page

>>2983768
hasn't replied under her trip, you mean. Half the white knighting faggots sticking up for that fat whale are her.

>>2983768
shes left and come back like three times now so why not. im shure shes still lurking waiting for the trolls to leave so she can be whiteknighted by all her little whippedass faggots

>>2983766
thats isn't whorey. I think she's right.

>>2983771

>friends or coworkers who she sees on a daily basis
>anonymous people on the internet

Who is more likely to tell the truth.

You sir, are confirmed for full retard.

>>2983776
i was making a point about the fact i dont need to click on post numbers to read. so its no effort like what that guy was implying

>>2983180
>mfw a ginger asks a girl he's never in his life even so much as seen a picture of before if she'd fuck him

>desperation

/sci/ is /b/ without the images. images are overrated. this might as well be a text board. language tells you everything. anything beyond that is just unnecessary.

>>2983778
People don't hit on girls they don't want. If guys flirt with her and stuff IRL, she will know they find her attractive.
If nobody does, then she will know she is ugly.

>>2983766
what plugin is that?

>>2983784
who gives a fuck about capt planet?
or ur opinion?

>261 posts and 53 image replies omitted.
why is this thread still here?

>>2983742
THIS ISN'T /b/ BY ANY STRETCH. FUCK YOU.

...This was our last bastion of freedom from cancer, trolls (for the most part), and stupid threads like this. Seeing it now makes me sick.

>>2983809
U mad? U mad.

>>2983681
Sorry not a natural english speaker so using argot is kinda hard to me.

>>2983801
4chan plus for chrome. it has a few problems but nothing i cant live with. plus theres other extensions

>>2983821
>doesn't use 4chan 4chrome

>>2983824
aw nice. thanks mate. I'll check it out!

>>2983742
>implying wit

>>2983790

FOOLPROOF PLAN CAPTAIN! I SURELY DON'T SEE ANY OBVIOUS GLARING FLAWS IN THAT!

>>2983824
No offence there mate, but that one kinda sucks ass

>>2983832
I think she mentioned she has several fuckbuddies. Unless that is a lie, it implies she is probably at least slightly attractive.

Because they don't have his body.

>>2983859
No, that doesn't imply horeshit.

You sir, are and idiot :)

>>2983859
There are plenty of fat ugly chicks with multiple fuckbuddies.

Seriously.

STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS STUPID TRIPFAG WHO CLAIMS TO BE FEMALE AND DOESN'T EVEN POST PICS.

YOU ARE CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
CANCER

>>2983868
>DOESN'T EVEN POST PICS.
>no pic
>mfw

>>2983865
Don't you mean that I'm "an" idiot?

retard.......

>>2983875
oh lordy. that doesnt count. i meant this pic. it was the captcha!!!

>>2983865
>>2983868
If she was a total hambeast, no-one would fuck her.

>>2983875
Why are you posting? Get the fuck out you underageb& retard.

Who is more cancer, the tripfags or the ragefags who get all anal about it?

Anyway, does it really matter if Osama is dead or not at this point? If he is it's mostly a symbolic victory anyway, and it might or might not mean he becomes a martyr for his cause. Probably not since he's been hiding in a cave for ten years, but whatever.

>>2983877
Yeah, I also think he meant you're an idiot, too.

>>2983881
You're fucking stupid.

>>2983890
>implying anybody wants to fuck hambeasts
>laughing-girls.jpg

>>2983884
it wasnt about whether he was dead or not . he is dead

Can't this be? A thread about EK about to become one of the very few ever to autosage, and enter /sci/'s hall of fame forever?

This is the best tribute you could have made her, haters. Hope you're happy! I bet she is.

COME BACK MY TROLL QUEEN

>>2983895
>doesn't think there are betafags desperate enough to fuck fat chicks
>is a stupid faggot.

She left halfway through the thread. she doesn't give a fuck and neither do I. stop bumping this! saged and reported. you morons think you are trolling her but she clearly doesn't care.

>>2983910
I'm still here :D

>>2983912
EK isn't even fat though.

>>2983920
pics or gtfo

>>2983917
wrong EK. her trip is EKFQ...

>>2983917

They mean the old EK, not the new EK.

>>2983923
I don't have her fucking pics do i? i don't think she's even ever posted any.

>>2983924
That better honey? :)

>>2983930
then how the fuck would you know what she looks like then?

>>2983935
hers ends in a Q as well. yours doesn't

sage forever

>>2983935

sage sage sage

>>2983938
she posted in a thread before and mentioned she was fairly flat chested.
..No fat girl is flat chested.

>>2983944
well spotted sherlock. I just wanted to make you happy in ways she did. :(

you could at least show some gratitude, cunt

>>2983945
Anti-sage.

>>2983950
AUTOSAGE!

Welcome to the hall of fame, darling. Love forever.

>>2983950
she doesn't make me happy. she is an irritating whore and so are you.

>>2983949
I've seen fat girls with small boobs before

300 posts awesome

>>2983958
> uses sage
> doesn't realize all posts will sage anyway

>>2983958
I was trying to make the faggot who screamed 'come back my troll queen' happy.

>>2983950

I love you too.

>>2983969
He was probably being sarcastic. hence, calling her a troll.

>>2983967
I did not know this. Thanks for knowledge.

....Because knowledge is power!

inb4 404

>>2983988
this is /sci/ it will take hours to drift to page 15.

>>2983990

especially if I keep bumping it

>>2983990

>>2983998

>Bumping with autosage

>>2984002
what is autosage exactly? how many posts needed for it to commence?

>>2984006

this thread needs more sage

OFFICIAL ΡONY THREAD. THIS IS THE OFFICIAL ΡONY THREAD; IF YOU FIND ANOTHER THREAD, REDIRECT THEM HERE!

(If there are multiple threads, the older thread should ideally become the 'go to' thread, unless another thread is more active.)

Everyрοny equal. Everypоny Loved. You might want to have a tripcode, it's to stop imposters, and it’s just for fun.

Love, Tоlerance, Friendship, and Kindness are the most important things a brony can have, let’s spread some joy and pοst sοme pοnies!

you trolls postin in an EK thread

holy fuck ive been gone for like 4 hours. how hast this 404d?? fucking epic

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