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ok, somehow, i spilled spilled a bottle of urine on myself.

smelled terrible, it must have fermented or something.

will it give me some sort of infection?

>> No.2956110

Dude doesnt that shit make you like, gay or something? Oh shit bro im sorry. youre gay.

>> No.2956114

Urine, as it exits a healthy human bladder, is sterile.

However if you had a random bottle of piss lying around fermenting for god knows how long, I suppose it's possible stuff started growing. Also if the person had a bladder infection or some other oddity there is a chance that got passed on.

But basically, no. You're fine. Go shower.

>> No.2956122

>>2956114
i'll wash the afflicted area in the morning.
thanks for the info.

>> No.2956150
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the morning?

>> No.2956245

Why the fuck would you wait until morning to WASH PISS OUT

Im no piss genius here but wouldnt it just make it worse? I mean smelling like piss ever more

And what were you doing with a bottle of piss.

This thread leaves so many unanswered questions

>> No.2958608

>>2956150
it was 4am my timezone, and i wasnt going to wake everyone in my house the fuck up.

>>2956245
same applies to you.
and the piss was actually for something to do with a jenkem based experiment.
wanted to see if straight piss could be just as bad.
AND BOY WAS I RIGHT.

thanks to my mental retardation, i woke everyone up at like 5am and my room now smells like a fucking sewer.

fuck yeah, science.

>> No.2958632

>>2958608
Why don't you just tell your parents the truth? You wanted to make a stupid pseudo-drug out of sewage but ended up spilling fermented piss all over yourself at 4 in the morning.

>> No.2958677
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>>2958608
mfw you blame science instead of your own clumsiness.

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>>2958632
>parents
>>2958677
>implying i wasn't trying to make it science related in the first place

why would i waste my time making actual jenk to compare the two then?

>> No.2958851

What does Jenkem taste like?

>> No.2958859

>>2956106
>mfw pissing into a bottle and keeping it
>>2958608
>mfw jenkem

OhBoyHereWeGo.jpg

Jenkem isn't real brah