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If /sci/ could make a film, what would it be about?

ITT: Scientific Film Ideas!

>> No.2920335

a man named "e" wants the power of an imaginary pie, but becomes pessimistic (negative) in the process.

>> No.2920345

Im in college now, and every night before I go to bed, or when I get sufficiently bored in class I start day dreaming about the same science fiction movie. Ive been mentally writing a screen play for like, 6 years now.

Am I going to share my idea

nope.avi

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>>2920335
I just came.

FUND IT!

>> No.2920350

In the near future, mutant neutrinos from a solar flare cause the Earth's core to overheat and kill most of humanity with crazy-ass earthquakes.

>> No.2920362

we pretend aliens somehow get our tv emissions magically and respond

>> No.2920367

In the future... all those who were vaccinated develop Autism, which is pathogenic and contagious.

Its like a zombie movie but with retarded people.

>> No.2920368

Id make another Battle Royale with the cast of Glee

im a faggot btw

>> No.2920369

Gravitoelectromagnetism. Something with that.

>> No.2920380

clowns take over the world using magnets

>> No.2920393

I'm actually trying to write a short story on this one:

Something goes wrong at a virology lab, and several scientists are infected with a virus that gives them irresistable urges to bite those who are not infected. The virus is spread through bodily fluids, which causes outbreaks to flare up across the globe, triggering hysteria.
However, the infected are entirely normal otherwise; when they aren't within a few yards of someone who's not infected, they behave perfectly rationally, and are for all intents and purposes the same people they were before being infected. All the virus does is make them weird bitey compulsions when the uninfected get to close.
Society at large: wat do?

>> No.2920394
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2920394

Transformers, Except the transformers are actually fighting agains megaVolt, with there flux powers. Eventually Volts is resisted by ohms, But the capacitors fight back.

Eventually a fuse burns out, and then you realized what the movie was ACTUALLY about.

>> No.2920402

>>2920393
genetically modify it to a cocksucking virus

>> No.2920411

>>2920394

Made me laugh.

Reminds me of when I was really young. I was really into transformers. My birthday was coming up and I wanted desperately a transformer.

Fuck you dad. Fuck you. /sci/ you know how this story ends.

>> No.2920412

>>2920394
Their*

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A werewolf story, where the theme is that clinging to superstition and ignorance of the matter can get everyone killed.

>> No.2920436

a civil war breaks out between theists and atheists

>> No.2920447

>>2920402
Sounds like a plot for a halfway decent porno parody of any zombie movie. Guys in relationships desperately fleeing from hordes of infected semen-smeared cockmonglers of both genders...
Does anyone feel like asking /b/ what they think of this?

>> No.2920473

>>2920411
There's a room marked "Transformer" in the basement of my dorm. It was a new building last year, and it took all of about a week for someone to graffiti "ROBOTS IN DISGUISE" on the door.

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>>2920436
I'd watch it.