/sci/ - Science & Math

I would use it to stop time

>>2897902
steal shit.

...that is all.

I used to think of that years ago.

I'd imagine stopping time and essentially raping women in the halls.

IMPREGNATE

EVERYONE

depends, would this machine also stop you from aging

>>2897908
i lol'd

>>2897912
...wouldnt it be like fucking statues? they wouldnt move...at all.

>>2897907
Can you apply force to objects when time is not moving?
Wouldn't it make stuff disintegrate?

what are the limitation? can i move other objects? how long does it last? how many times can I use it in a day? this effects what I would do

>>2897912
>>2897918


My nigga.

>>2897902
Kill all the Joestars, of course.

Nothing, as time has been stopped.
What are you, an idiot?

>>2897918
bro, join the fucking club

The question is OP, what couldn't you do.

Personally on seeing a hot girl, I'd pause time, strip her off, fap all over her and then leave her naked while pressing play again.

>>2897931
meh, if were already fucking with the laws of physics we can fuck with the laws of physics...

...speaking of which, anyone watch 'bernards watch' as a kid? i particularly like the water physics when time is stopped...

>>2897923
Yes, but imagine how everyone would react.

And some catholic girls who don't believe in abortion will be forced to have my children.

Kill off all but 10,000 of the worlds men not including myself, and the fugly women, and be foreveraplayer.

>>2897918
Brofist.

If you could stop time wouldn't that freeze air molecules in place too? How would you breathe?

>>2897942
Yes. Probably the reason why we all wanted to rape time paused girls in school.

>>2897946
tahts fuckin cruel, brah.

...you guys are seriously not more imaginative than using this amazing bernards watch power for rape?
I mean i'm the one who said theft (EK here btw...) but thats not as bad as rape...

>>2897979
I know right, its like who needs to pause time for rape. Half the fun of it is them screaming and trying to get away.

>>2897979
there's time for theft afterwards. deviance always comes first

>machine that could stop time

I would analyze it, understand how it works, publish results, expand knowledge.

steal things

grope women

rape them

cheat on exams

Move random shit around to fuck with peoples heads.

>>2897979

It's like some guy invented helicopters just to watch women undress in their bedrooms. Are there better uses for this technology? Yes. Do I care? Not if I get to see (or in this case have sex with) naked women.

>>2897979
But hearing stories about certain governments forcing women to carry babies of rapists to term turns me on.

>>2897979

If I could stop time, the 70 so years I will live can and will be the equivalent of an eternity. So what if i want to get a few years of sexing every attractive woman that crosses my path.

procrastinate for the rest of eternity

>>2898004
ahahahha! you would really be dumb enough to share such wonderous power with you're fellow man?

fuck that, id keep it for myself.

...could stop time, castrate a rapist, force feed him his own dick, walk a couple of hundred meters away, then restart time.
fuck yeah.

I cant imagine what would be a woman's response to that question.

>>2898044
SHOES! jk women wouldn't concern themselves with thought provoking questions

How could 2 people use this device at the same time, what if they both stopped time. To the others perspective they would be stopped, so if they both change related objects in different ways and then unstop time what actually got changed.

>>2898044
see
>>2898040

>>2897902
I would get a part in a porno movie. Right at the end, at the moment I blew my load on her face, I'd freeze time. I'd cool off for a while, then I'd come back, jack off, unfreeze time for a fraction of a second, and come again. I'd repeat this cycle for ages. Finally, after I'd blown my load millions of times, I'd stand in front of her, and unfreeze time for the final time. The result would be the longest cumshot in history. To everybody else, I would be standing there, pouring gallon upon gallon of cum onto this woman. Also, this whole time, my hair and beard would be growing longer and going grey.
People would ponder for years to cum how I managed to produce that much semen and age 50 years right there in a porno.

>>2898074
>deliciouscopypasta.mkv

>>2898068
the awnsers in a nuttshell
Mans would rape people.
Womans would castrate rapists.

Would I age when time is stopped?
In any way I'd study when time is stopped to fuck with the competition.

>>2898029
sick fuck
>>2898030
nope. you will still age, it is everyone else who doesnt age while time is stopped (if you can move, then you are still aging. oh fuck, i just remembered something, will attach pic in a sec...)

>>2898053
fuck you.

P.S. fuck, i cant find the image...dammit!

if time was stopped...

would electronics work?
if you threw something what would happen?
would water flow?

if you stopped time, moved somewhere else and started time ago, what would it look like to other people? that you just reapparead in another place instantly?

>>2898095
It's not our fault women are inferior. Or that they have no sense of humour.

>>2898095
what happened to the tripcode?

>>2898074
>>2898084

LOL that is teh image i was trying to find.
here >>2898095

>>2898113
Stopped using it, dont need it.

>>2898137
firelord?

>>2898029
>>2898095
You are beyond easy to troll EK.

>>2898202
>fucking kitchen-guy again!

>Thread reported

Raep.

>>2898238
u ghey...

>>2898238
Yeah, because trolling is definately illegal. Gtfo newfag.

Hire myself out as a spy and get all of the secrets I could from different governments and corporations. Then make a ton of money selling them off and enjoy watching the world burn as a result.

>>2898252
>>2898245

You gotta start slow, and get psychological with that shit first.

You start up a conversation with or even just catch the gaze of a girl then stop time. Get yourself a nice erection going, whip it out, then restart time for a second and stop it again right away.

Put your dick back in, compose yourself as you were before, and let things resume.

So, for just a moment they aren't really sure if they imagined, they were witnessing your cock.

Then you work your way up from there.

There was a time when I would have opted for the delicious rape, but as no sex drive is to be had this evening for whatever reason, my thoughts for this use only tend to focus on the idea of finding a motorway, observing a car going at some excessive speed and then stopping time and moving a ramp into place to flip the car over for an amusing time indeed.

>>2898275
Oh wow, that actually made me laugh.

>>2898299
Proof positive that almost all people are actually quite psychotic when anonymity is present.

>>2898315
*positive proof

a machine that stops time cannot be switched off

>>2898095
EK here. i finally found it. i also notice that it is exactly the same pic as OP used...so he must have planned the thread to lead up to this anyway.