/sci/ - Science & Math

i dont know how that shit works so i just dont know OP

>We know the moon be cold

are you a pirate?

Holy shit, the peopel must be told

>>2880459
>there is allot of nuclear plasma beams that are in the earths atmosphere because of the governments HARP program
What is the source btw?

>>2880459
>mfw

>it is always night time on the moon because the moon don't got any sunshine

lol

>>2880459
>2. there is allot of nuclear plasma beams that are in the earths atmosphere because of the governments HARP program, and that makes it impossible to penetrate space with out instant death.

NO. You cant blame HAARP, acording to wikipedia:
>Work on the HAARP Station began in 1993.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program))

>>2880475
The HAARP program was running in secret. You no you just cant trust the goverments informations. Gosh some times im surprised by the sheep like you.

>>2880477
you're funny

>>2880475
>>2880478
LOL! u got told bro

>it is about to cold for camera film to run properly
That is not true.

>2. there is allot of nuclear plasma beams that are in the earths atmosphere because of the governments HARP program, and that makes it impossible to penetrate space with out instant death.
That is not true.

>3.If we went to the moon why are we not going to the moon no more?
It is really expensive.

>4. Also since it is always night time on the moon because the moon don't got any sunshine,
That is not true.

>why do we not see stars in the moon pictures?
For the same reason it is easier to see stars in rural areas, rather than in/near cities.
Local light sources are effectively drowning out the far-off light sources.

>explain why we dont see no burnt dirt that you would see if a rocket ship had flown off from there?
In space, the lack of atmosphere renders standard propulsion ineffective. Instead, they use compressed gases and the like for propulsion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories

>>2880490
>lack of atmosphere renders standard propulsion ineffective

Why ?

>>2880490
You are full of shit real talk. You act like you be on the moon your damn self.

obligatory

>>2880502
That accusation makes no sense.

Obvious troll, but I'm a sucker, so here we go:

>1.We know the moon be cold, it is about to cold for camera film to run properly
Hmm, perhaps the camera was insulated and heated?

>2. there is allot of nuclear plasma beams that are in the earths atmosphere because of the governments HARP program, and that makes it impossible to penetrate space with out instant death.
You seem to not know what HAARP is. There are no "nuclear plasma beams" (what are "nuclear plasma beams" anyway?), however there are two radiation belts that, although very active, can be safely passed if traversed quickly enough.

>3.If we went to the moon why are we not going to the moon no more?
Because it's fucking expensive and the main objective (which was to show the Soviets how big USA's dick is) was fully accomplished. The Moon doesn't have any value any longer.

>4. Also since it is always night time on the moon because the moon don't got any sunshine, why do we not see stars in the moon pictures?
What the fuck do you think is illuminating everything in that picture? It's the sun, you fucking idiot troll.

>5.If we had rockets on the moon and we left the moon to return to earth than explain why we dont see no burnt dirt that you would see if a rocket ship had flown off from there?
Try lighting a rock on fire. Did it do anything to the rock? No? Well there you go.

Get yourself a camera take a picture of the sky at night you won't see any stars whatsoever

>>2880496
Standard propulsion requires combustion, which requires air. Air is something space lacks.

>>2880459
If man didn't go to the moon, how come you're a Lunatic?
Science:1
You: 0

>>2880510
>What the fuck do you think is illuminating everything in that picture? It's the sun, you fucking idiot troll.


Well a logical person would relize hollywood camera can create light.
Also yall need to learn to read and look between lines aND stuff. See the goverment and the bilderbergs have this thing called Bohemian grove and hollywoood go there to. Its all apart of the Illuminati, I learnt allot about it while i was in prison.

See the USA and the White power complex works with hollywood to support the white mans intrest.

>>2880512
Then what am I breathing?

>>2880528
wow i wasn't aware prison was full of people who worked on the mood landing

>>2880512
>implying we dont take oxygen with us into space

>>2880532
you are not in space retard

>>2880512
>implying it isn't actually oxygen that is required
>implying it cant be stored and carried along

>implying I wasnt just trolled hard

This thread belongs in /x/. SAGE

Captcha: SAGE SAGE

>>2880538
nope we on earth. Space is outside of earth pass the sky you dumb ass bitch

>>2880538
>Implying I exist outside space.
Hory crap i'm god

>>2880547
Earf not in space eaver.
Now we all gods.
YAY

>>2880510
>You seem to not know what HAARP is.
How do you treat the idea that HAARP and HARP is different projects?

>>2880459

>2. there is allot of nuclear plasma beams that are in the earths atmosphere because of the governments HARP program, and that makes it impossible to penetrate space with out instant death.

>because of the governments HARP program

>HAARP starts well after the last moon landing

>we know the moon be cold, it is about to cold for camera film to run properly

seems legit...
the sad part it goes downhill from here....
2) all i read was derp i dont know what radiation is...

3) its expensive, the only reason we would go back is to launch our selves to mars easier...

4) again derp i dont know how light reflects of the moon and thats how we see it.... If its always night how do we see it?
(pro tip its the half that we dont see that is dark, another tip, thats the half we didnt go to)

>5) implying there is oxygen for the ground to burn/combust

checkmate
5)

>>2880459
yes, actually the entire moon is fake.

>>2880590
yo nigga, HAARP isnt the same as HARP

>>2880459

1.: Only at one side, on the other side it would be too hot, but if humans are able to walk on the moon alive, so would cameras be able to record.

2.: Oh boy. Well, how do you explain that we all come from some ancient form of life that got to earth via a comet?

3.: That is not an argument.
There´s nothing of interest on the moon.

4.: The moon gets sunlight, we wouldnt be able to see it from earth if it didn´t get any.
They set up lights for the camera being able to get good pictures. These lights are too bright for the stars to be captured on pics.

5.: I´m not sure what you mean. You see stuff on the moon that was definitlely man-made. Just take a good telescope and look up there.

>>2880615
It's the oldest government conspiracy, along with stars (why you dont see them on the moon) as old as time. They want us to think we might not be alone in the universe... They want us to be sheep

>>2880620

When did either one of them get started, which year?

2 What are nuclear plasma beams?
Just so everyone could be told.

4 Is it always night on the moon?
Well, yes. on the dark side of the moon it is.

>>2880633
HARP is part of the Illuminati my dude and it be like that even if you think it dont you no what i mean. Im droppin knowledge all over the place and yall gots to pick it up and spread the word and wake up the sheep

>>2880633
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_HARP
>Started in 1961
>During this time, many houses and buildings within a radius of 5-10+ miles developed cracks in their concrete reinforced walls, other damage such as cracked toilets, sinks and household infrastructure were invariably damaged when the HARP gun was fired. In fact the vibrations could easily be felt miles away and may well have felt like a minor earthquake.

>>2880652
>things cracking
I wonder why that happened. It was probably goverment-rays from the NWO-devices they launched.

That gigantic fireball and presumably shockwave too that resulted from firing a 180kg projectile at 13 000km/h was probably just a projected hologram.
pic related.

>>2880660
they made HARP happen to protect us from aliens. Funny thing is the white man don't relize he is a mutant.

I lol'd

Thanks for cheering me up OP.

(Sidenote: This is a disturbingly accurate parody in places)

holy shit /sci/ gets trolled easily. just look at all the serious responses to this

dat nuclear plasma beam