/sci/ - Science & Math

The first thing I'd do is try to dig a shelter, even if there's no real need. I would dig, and dig, and dig, eventually forming a massive tunnel system, just because I have time time to do so. Wouldn't really say this is proper /sci/ material though.

>make sand woman
>fuck it feverishly for a few centuries, then get bored
>create a compendium in the sand of sandworld physics and sand chemistry
>use your sandworld chemistry to create a eukaryotic cell (after a few hundred years, you should be able to figure it out)
>kick start evolution
>watch as dinosaurs and lemon trees abound your universe
>wait until mammals arise, then primates, then Homo sapiens
>watch Homo sapiens fumble until they create civilization
>watch as Homo sapiens start denying your existence
>watch as Homo sapiens start calling you a fraud, that you didn't actually create them, and nail you upon a cross
>mfw

I really love this comic.
Too bad it doesn't give a clue on why or how the simulated individuals are self aware.

Seriously, who would want to be in his position XD... it's going to be mindnumbingly boring after even the first few years, never mind trillions upon trillions of millenia...

I'm pretty sure most people would try to kill themselves pretty damn early on. I sure wouldn't want to live that long, especially with nobody else there ><

>>2820337

Easy.

He simulates their self-awareness.

Captcha:
Lord tsingemo

And now we even know his name

>>2820327
ladies and gentlemen...
what if dis is true?

>>2820361
If, for some reason, you (as god) feel sad that people don't believe in your existence (why would you?), then you should just interact in an obvious way with them.

>>2820383
But, if he did exist, his obvious inaction would suggest that he's a socially-inept autist.

>>2820422
Or that he just doesn't give a shit.

>>2820428
>>2820422
So why bother worshiping him and squandering our wretched lives serving him?

>myface when i see millions of little motes of dust vanish from my vision all the time
>dat nigga is misplacing rocks at light speed

>>2820351
I can somehow tell you are underageb&.

Emma Stone is as close as I'm going to get to seeing God.

>>2822207
>XD

>>2822207
No... unless 20-year-old, 3rd year engineering undergrads count :P

Seriously, though, I can't imagine living for millions of years by myself... surely everybody would go crazy?

>>2822296
First, you would go mad. You would go mad, and mad, and mad...and grow tired of being mad. Then you'd probably go sane. So sane, with thoughts that are clear as crystal, but the problem of being in an eternal desert would still persist.

>>2822324
you watch too much Ben 10.

pretty sure you would go insane and stay insane, although, given that you have infinite time, space, and matter, eventually everything would happen

>>2822324
>>2822354
Like hallucinating shit?

explain

also how is being insane worse than being sane? who said sane people are more closer to reality then insane people?