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2820358 No.2820358 [Reply] [Original]

Is there a scientific method proven to work for hitting on women?

>> No.2820413

Come on, /sci/....

>> No.2820423

>for hitting on women
sure, my baseball bat has never failed me

>> No.2820424

the formula for picking up women is,
success = looks*money^2

>> No.2820425

no

>> No.2820432

Just asking them blatantly has a nonzero probability. Not doing anything doesn't.

>> No.2820437

>>2820432
not true, i have been asked out by a girl before

>> No.2820440
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>>2820358

Talking to them helps. Sitting in your basement dwelling about the possibility of getting a girl... Doesn't.

>Picture of OP

>> No.2820443

Being asked out isn't the same thing as hitting on someone.

>> No.2820445

read some PUA, it's the closest you're gonna get. I'd recommend the Paragon Project. might be in /rs/. check it out and good luck

>> No.2820448

Be confident in yourself, but not cocky, and funny. Works everytime. Also helps if you are not ugly.

>> No.2820459

Be confident, be charming, be funny, and lie. Adjust the porportions as necessary.

Just seeing if they're interested in going out with you isn't enough. You have to make them want to go out with you.

>> No.2820486

>>2820440
lolno

>>2820445
All right, I'll check that out...

Everyone else, I was asking for a scientific method, such as using a specific type of body language, where to look at her face, saying something to stir her subconscious, or whatnot...

>> No.2820502

>>2820486
yeah, you're gonna love this book. It tells you exactly that kind of stuff

>> No.2820528

>>2820486
The fact that you are expecting some formula to work has doomed you to failure before you even start. foreveralone.jpg

>> No.2820553

>>2820528

This...

>> No.2820565

Rape, it'll get you laid every single time you correctly apply it.

>> No.2820583

>>2820528
I'm not expecting anything to work, believe it or not, I can handle girls quite well and don't need this type of shit. Just a curiousfag.

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2820592

>OP

>> No.2820595

>>2820565
It's nature's way.

Unfortunately it leads to things like women developing triple thick hymens or vaginal muscles strong enough to hold you in so they can kill you afterward.

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>>2820565
sometimes it doesnt, sometimes your dick gets stached in a medieval barded aparatus

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>>2820604
And sometimes you have to "cap a bitch," if that's the case.

>> No.2820616

>>2820502
Dude, that is exactly the kind of shit I was thinking about. Kudos.

>> No.2820630

>>2820604
Ah yes, then the woman may save herself from a fate worse than death... lol.

>> No.2820720

>>2820604
How exactly does a doctor remove those? I'm sure it's possible to do at home, and that the "only a doctor can get it off" is just a lie to get you caught.

>> No.2820744

>>2820720
it has to be cut off