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>Girl: What are you doing?
>Me: Oh, just stargazing because it's a clear night.
>Girl: Oh sweet I love astrology too.

>> No.2820226

>astrology
Hahaha

>> No.2820224

>Me: Bullshit. You are a woman, and you know nothing.

>> No.2820231

>Girl: Yeah well you're a nigger.

>> No.2820240

>Me: Sorry, did you say astronomy or astrology?

Tread carefully.

>> No.2820241

>>2820210

HOLY SHIT I SWEAR THIS HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER NIGHT

>In the quad at night with my telescope
>Girl walk by
>Girl: Hey what are you doing?
>Me: Just looking at the stars
>Girl: Oh I'm a scorpio! Can I have a look?

>whynoboner.jpg

>> No.2820245

>she wants to fuck

>> No.2820248

>>2820210

Misunderstanding of science thread?
Misunderstanding of science thread!

> Hey what's your major?

> Mechanical engineering.

>Oh, so you fix cars?

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scorpio girls are the best girls
november 4theWIN
Eat it while it's warm

>> No.2820262

>Girl: What are you doing?
>Me: Oh I'm just rewatching Cosmos
>Girl: It looks boring, why don't you watch Glee instead?

>> No.2820266

>>2820248

ha ha ha, he can't.

>> No.2820270

>>2820248

Classic.

>Hey what's your major?
>mathematics
>So you f'(x) cars?

>> No.2820271

>Girl: Astrology is real, mine are always accurate.

>> No.2820274

>>2820270
Thank you for making my day

>> No.2820299

Science missunderstanding?

My grandma: thinks energy is something spiritual.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0c5yClip4o

This is what she would believe. (I think she actually does when she blames me for not going out enough in the sun, getting its "energy")

>> No.2820308

>>2820299

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyrFWbGiGOc

>When we breathe we release our energy

>> No.2820325

>>2820299
>>2820299

>That video

All of my hatred.

>> No.2820328

>>2820270

Wat

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>>2820299
>>2820299
>>2820299
>>2820299
>>2820299
>>2820299
>>2820299
>>2820299
>>2820299
>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0c5yClip4o
/sci/, what's the best way to an hero? I can't take this world anymore.

>> No.2820507

>>2820299
>3,755 dislikes

If naught else, this lessens the blow of the video.

>> No.2820530

>>2820299
wut
she wasnt even coherent, she was just saying random things and then concluding completely unrelated random things from that

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>>2820299
> cross out mass

>> No.2820549

>>2820485

A gun. Do it.

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>'Metaphysics' and 'energy' are interchangeable with 'magic'
>This is what most uneducated people believe.

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>>2820299

>> No.2820685

>Hey anon I decided to major in psychology!
>...ok
>Now we can both be mad scientist lol!

>> No.2820769

>>2820628
Fukken saved. Thank you for a new reaction image.

>> No.2820921

>>2820628
>>2820530
>>2820485
she's right. Light IS energy. so E=c is correct
Mass is energy too, so m=E is correct too.
and so we have that m=c

and that's how homeopathy works.

>> No.2820939

>>2820210

She was flirting with you. Women really don't care what you are interested in, especially if it's nerdy.

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>>2820485
>cross out mass
>god in his infinite wisdom
>Steven HawkingS made string theory

>> No.2820974

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnPddKWIC_g&feature=related

>> No.2820986

So what? I often get the words astronomy/astrology confused.
They're so damn similar

>> No.2821008

I can't think of it for some reason, what is the term for statements, like astrology readings, that are so ambiguous it makes people think it's about them?

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>>2820974
fucking atheists

>> No.2821025

>>2820299
>See homeopathy in title name
>refuse to watch anymore

>> No.2821037

>>2820974
Obvious troll. If he was talking in a southern accent instead of a British one, I'd be a little more skeptical.

>> No.2821053

>>2821008
cold reading

also,
>"what's your major?"
>math
>"oh, so you want to be a teacher?"
>EVERY TIME
for the love of god, people

>> No.2821067

>>2821053
Thanks, I was actually thinking of the Forer effect though.

>> No.2821192

>>2820299
That's it, I'm going to kill someone

>> No.2821222

>>2821192
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpology

>> No.2821770

>>2821053
>Implying math is good for anything else
>water skiing alpaca.gif

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>spend thirty minutes explaining some fairly basic quantum theory to this girl I'm flirting with
>she's a total brain-slut, or so I heard, so this is not such a bad strategy
>she is nodding along with everything I say, and even asking some relevant questions

>'so, do you think quantum mechanics means we're all connected? like, humans are special because it only works when we are there to see it?'

HHHHNNNNGGGGGG

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>>2821222

> Florida psychic Sheree Silver disassociated herself from the practice, telling the Sun-Sentinel, "I can't imagine anyone wasting their time and money on someone like this when there are so many legitimate psychics out there."
>legitimate psychics
>mfw

>> No.2821838

>>2821816

>implying you shouldn't have said yes and then proceeded to "connect" your raging boner with her swollen pussy.

>> No.2821849

this thread made me rage so hard

>> No.2821881

ITT: we all pretend to not have seen the girls on OKCupid that said the earth is bigger than the sun, because we had to repress the memory to prevent severe brain hemorrhaging.

>> No.2821886

So late in the night, this stuff only makes me laugh. If I were completely lucid though, it would make me rage with the force of a thousand suns.

>> No.2821888

>>2821881

But the sun is tiny! I can block it out with just my hand!

>> No.2821891

>>2821816
you're a fag if you just completely dissmissed her just because of that. she might have just been trying to continue the conversation, or trying to find out if you were a crackpot.

also, there is evidence that for some of the stuff she mentioned in that question, so its not that ridiculous.

>> No.2821896

>>2820262
to be fair, cosmos is full of shitty pop science spirituality and barely ranks above glee

>> No.2821915

>>2821896
10/10, would rage again.

>> No.2821919

>>2821896
i'm with you on that one.

>> No.2821964

>>2821838
>>2821891

I didn't scream 'ANTI-SCIENCE', headbutt her, and run home to watch Cosmos DVD's all night, if that's what you mean.

We just spoke some more, she felt her belief in the oneness of everything, how things happen for a reason and 'we can look for patterns in the universe that we can apply to our lives' was compatible with her curiosity for science, while I felt that she was hot and we were probably well on for sex. I only weakly disagreed with her conclusions, while I wholeheartedly agreed with her intentions.

>> No.2821991

>>2821964
enjoy your aids

>> No.2822006

Freaking astrology. Typical girls.

>> No.2822115

>>2820299
hear ye, hear ye! the grand unified theory is here:
E=c+whale sounds and vibrations

>> No.2822137

>>2820226

its sad that the only difference between astronomy and astrology is the suffix.... :(
and it makes hell of a difference, yet both sorts mean almost the same thing. logy and nomy are both forms of organized systems of data or information based on obervations... but logy is more sociological and nomy is more based on the facts themselves.