/sci/ - Science & Math

u mad?

Imagine a place where people reply to trolls over an over again
A place where they don't get the jokes and are overall retarded
A place where everybody plays minecraft all day everyday
THAT's what its like to be around asspies
You're welcome!

>BAWWWWW BAWWW BAWWWWWWW

Stopped reading right there

>You think in concepts that they cannot fathom, and you find their mentality even more incomprehensible

I think it's the other way around

That's pretty conceited of you, OP. Maybe you're just an ass as opposed to an asspie?

>>2801939

THIS
(pic saved, too)

itt: butthurt aspie fucks attempts to troll

>>2801898
Reminds me why i hate them so much.
Get over you elitism and learn some reservation.

>>2801928
You forgot...

(and they don't say or do a thing).

I want to be eaten out someday, ya know? A girl deserves oral at least once, to tempt her at least.

>>2801941

YOUR calling ME conceited!? All I do everyday is go to school to learn, and Normal People pick on me for no good reason! In class, my english teacher confiscated my Yu-Gi-Oh! cards (that i've collected for the past 6 years) and THREW THEM AWAY. She KNEW I wouldn't reach into the trash because I have Obsessed Compulsion Disorder.

i love how aspies are feeling smugly superior when their syndrom is just an autistic inability to mirror combined with a sometimes higher than normal math performance. what in that makes you think of yourself as some unique pretty snowflake ?

>>2801970

>>2801985
Mr. Rogers said I was special. :(

Troll.

This is a troll thread people.

>>2801970
>obsessed compulsion disorder

Interesting but not everyone on /sci/ is an aspie and humans are not dogs.

Believe it or not despite your disability you can still be as ignorant, narcissistic, inconsiderate and conceited as one of us barbariac "normies", likewise some of us are perfectly capable of trying to understand you, make some progress in doing so and speak with you cordially about the issues we face.

It sounds like you have the ability to figure out how to communicate with humans even if their behaviour does not resonate with you on the emotional level, it also sounds like you just can't be bothered to do so even though the blind, deaf or disabled generally go through the effort to adapt to society by learning to lip read and so forth even though they are disadvantaged.

Yes there are bullies and idiots but if you are so scared of evil non-aspergers that you don't want to distinguish between criticism and insults then you have burned a bridge necessary for you to prosper in this world, you're not doing yourself any favors. Maybe I've misunderstood you, maybe you are trying, but I'm pretty sure I've got the jist of this.

>>2801898

Nobody 'fears' asspies. Why on earth would they?

>>2801970
>Normal People pick on me for reasons i don't naturally understand and can't be arsed to intellectually compensate, which i could but won't because it's easier to feel like a victim and not do shit about it, then go whine on /sci/ about it

>>2801994

I AM NOT A TROLL!!
I just hate how people treat us! Just because we're different. It's not my fault I was born smarter than you so GET ORVE IT!

>>2802001
AND QUIT CALLING US ASSPIES!

>>2801898

So are you saying aspies don't like sniffing shit?

Sounds like someone is a little derpressed.

>>2802009
>ORVE
Get orve it guys, seriously, op has obsessed compulsion disorder.

>>2802009
assuming you are smarter than normies just because you're an asspie makes you just as dumb as any other normal dumbfuck asspie.

>>2802009
>Conceited
>Misspellings
Asspies gonna assp.

>>2802017
Problem, asspie?

>>2802037
and lysdexia ! not self diagnosed at all ! he read on the internet and it matched perfectly !

>>2801898
girl in your pic looks more like she has down syndrome.

>>2802051
I just misspelled one word. Moot should add an edit button.

>>2802043
It's been proven that people with Aperger's are naturally smarter than others - look it up.

One thing I don't understand about you, asspies.

If the world treats you like the little (non-em)pathetic shits you are, do you realise that your compulsive-obsessive contributions to wikipedia and other knowledge hubs are actually helping those who pick on you find information faster when they need it?

Damn, you really are stupid when it comes to real life. Basically the normals are harassing you because they know you will go back to your room and start writing on wikipedia which they will later use for distraction after lunch.

>>2802045
just seeing that image makes me want to derail the thread into arguing about sports and spain

>>2801898

You see, it's people like this that give a bad name to aspie's everywhere.

>>2801898
aspie detected

>>2802067
WE edit wikipedia because WE know how. WE like sharing information and helping people - that's something you normie's are incapable of. The world would be a better off place without you.

Hello, I have mild asperger's and I do not believe that people are dogs. What I believe, though, is that OP is a huge faggot.

<----- This is what /sci/ is turning into.

>>2802102
>dat pic

>>2802094

Anyone can edit wikipedia, even a retarded 10-year old. Doing so doesn't make you smarter.

>>2802094
In the meanwhile we're having fun, having girlfriends, starting families, while you're busy making sure we have all we need.

>>2802066
false. asspies just have a higher math mean performance. which is just that, a mean. in fact due to the part of verbal skills in a WAIS (in which you'll probably perform more poorly than the average human) you could very well have a lower IQ. which may, or may not mean anything, with WAIS being a bullshit test and stuff. face the truth, you're just an highly functioning autist.

>>2802066
>edit button

So you could change your old posts to support your arguments? I think not.

>>2801962

Severe Oral fixation here.

Sit on my face.

>>2802119
I took an IQ test and made 100%, so I KNOW what I'm talking about.

>>2802130
>>2802130
>>2802130

>>2802094
Seems like at first you were just trolling but now you're legitimately upsed because it isn't working.
Babby's first troll etc.

If it wasn't for "normal" people, wikipedia and the internet wouldn't even excist.

The person in Op's pic has asian eyes.
So why are Asians so aspergers?

>>2802130
wow, so you got an IQ of like, one million, and yet still no possible to fucking talk to people ?

>>2802130
>IQ test
>100%

ITT : trolls trolling trolls.

>>2801898

Autist here. It was all I could do to skim through that without rolling my eyes out of my head. The OP probably sees the flaws in others interactions but can't for the life of him construct argumentative proofs for how to solve them. You see that people spend their lives doing dumb shit? Very good. now, figure out WHY that happens. You can start by asking yourself why it feels so satisfying to classify other people as dogs. The shit that you see in others has its same source in you; you're own sense of god damn self, your egotism, your persecution complex, and your constructed sense of self worth.

Tell you what, I'll give you 10 minutes to interpret my mental thought process from this post. If you can figure out what I was thinking from my intended words, then you'll be upgraded from "pretentious dick" to "dick". If you can find the feint, within the feint, within the feint, then you might actually have some room to talk. Otherwise, you're just a tool.

>>2802144
fukken saved. i didn't know what reaction to put to such bullshit, and my whole facepalm folder wouldn't have been enough

>>2802149
My therapist said that WAS my score! He's the one he diagnosed me, so he should know better than anyone.

Asspies just suck. They suck so much.

>>2801949
If he IS an aspie, how is he trolling?

You probably should've said "ITT: Butthurt normal fuck's attempts to troll

So according to your logic you cant understand the "dogs" either because they are completely alien to you. Maybe you are the excrement sniffing dog.

I'm going with the second theory because you felt the need to make this pitiful post.

Pic related

>>2801898

I think people are stupid dogs too and much of what they are doing is pointless drivel.

>>2801898

You are not an aspie. You have mild asperger, shitty parents (hence your lack of social naturing) and a terrible case of elitism.

Besides asperger is a disability in the vast majority of the cases. It doesn't make you smart.

>>2802160
What if hes wrong tho? Hes just a normie, normies can make mistkaes...

>>2802160

You complete dysfunctional douchebag. He gave you a score of "100", not 100 'percent' - you can't really ace an IQ test. 100 is the average set for a all tests. It's just a constant - there are people with IQ's of 180.

Pic related.

C'mon, folks. I thought you all were smarter than this.

I'm probably the only one on /sci that agrees with you, but I do agree with you.

>>2802153
>autist
>simulating others' mental states
>mfw

>>2802191
Thanks - I'm glad someone can see the truth hidden behind the veil of stupidity made by normie's.

ADD is superior (chicks dig it plus greek-hero superpowers).

>>2802176
this name is so similar to proud aspie. no self respecting aspie would ever make that hisname. sir u fail hard.

>>2802153
FIRST OFF - there's no way an autistic retard could post here, SECONDLY - I can't make other people see the world the way I do. I've tried, but they don't want to. They think "Ignorance is bliss".

>>2802215
ADD brofist!

>>2802200
>yfw strong AI is nothing more than overcoming digital autism via theory of mind

what kind of music do ppl w aspergers/autism like?

>>2802227
>autistic retard

>>2802246
I play minecraft so i must be an autist.

I like interesting music.

>>2802246
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ78IlJs5JQ

>>2802227
Dude I honestly feel bad for you.
You must have encountered some real assholes to make you feel this way.
I know kids with asperger's, and i'm actually good friends with them, as well as my other friends who aren't afflicted with it.
I guess you have met a lot of dicks in your life, and for that i'm sorry.
Try and meet some people who aren't completely abusive, not to mention thinking your superior over others will not help your situation.
If troll, flawless 10/10

So-called non aspies sure are smart, getting trolled by such an obvious retard.

Maybe the dogs don't like you because you keep telling them you can think circles around them.

>>2802227

>>2802153
You, also, sound like a pretentious dick.

>>2802246

I like: Green Day, Weird AL, Linking Park, Dragonforce, Soulja Boy, InCubus, Nickleback, ICP, My Chemical Romance and LOTS of anime/game music. I hate mainstream music

I'm autistic and a very well known linguist, I also have thousands of friends and several girlfriends. People generally like me, I'm not an asshole at all, plus my dick and biceps are both 18inches.

If you can think circles round us 'normal' folk, perhaps you can share with us some of your profound thoughts on science and life etc?. The stuff that were just not capable of comprehending without a damaged brain like yours.

>>2802227
You have confused "dumbfuck paintsniffers, jocks, and other assholes in high-school" with "normal people".
I can assure you, most of us are as smart as you, could figure out why the people around you behave the way they do, and articulate it in words.


You are not MOAR SPESHUL. You are just being an asshole.

>>2802306
>Green day, Linkin park, My Chemical Toilette, Nickleback
>Not mainstream
Definately trolling guys...

>>2802306
>linkin park
>my chemical romance
>incubus
>hates mainstream music

>>2802320
I agree with this.
But I feel obligated to say that the more you learn the worse things get for you.
Emotionally speaking that is.
Ignorance is bliss. But some people know better than to spend their lives being stupid just so they can remain happy.

I'm Jewish.

No Aspie can keep up with me.

>>2802335
Just because YOU don't like them, doesn't mean they're mainstream! I hate it when people tell me Nickleback sucks, just because they're popular.

>>2802372
internet jewish brofist

>>2802383
>Popular

>Different from mainstream


Are you sure that you're not full blown autistic?

>>2802383
>Popular
>Non-mainstream
Pick one.
God damn, when did /sci/ turn into /mu/?

>>2802227

1) This is true. I simply find the term aspie to be derogatory. Haven't you noticed that the suffix "ie" is almost universally attached to terms of endearment, usually reserved for children (Bobby, Sammy, etc)?

2) You could've have made your post about how you were trying to convince people. Instead, you decided to bitch about how they weren't listening to you. The entire tone of this thread reeks of self love and arrogance. If you were interested in improving other people's lives, then this thread would've started with "How do I explain such and such psychological phenomenon to my friends?". Instead, you decided to dehumanize others. you did this because you lost patience with their counter productive lifestyles and hostile attitudes, and so gave up on them. The reason people act the way they do is because they develop their sense of self and their rules of interaction from previous experience. This accumulates until you have a functioning person. This "sense of self" can be somewhat primitive, or it may just be their experience that anyone who criticized them was always a prick. Either way, you get the hostile response. The point I'm trying to make is that by regarding other people as "dogs", you submit to the same principles that created other peoples lives. By painting your perspective in such a way, you become more like the "dogs", who have painted their perspective based on their lives, and have therefore become close minded.

Continued....

>>2802383
>implying mainstream is always bad
>implying mainstream and popular aren't the same thing
>implying pretty much all of the bands you listed aren't mainstream

There's no such thing as Aspergers Sydrome, and you are a socially inept basement dweller with an inflated ego.

Say it with me:

There's no such thing as Aspergers Sydrome, and you are a socially inept basement dweller with an inflated ego

>>2802395
The boards are leaking, apparently.

Also
>mfw this thread

Think of it this way. right now I'm criticizing you, I'm being very thorough and logical, but I'm not being very nice about it. Does that trigger a defense response? What's happening first, ProudAspie? Are you interpreting a hostile response, triggering a defense response? Is this response preventing you from soaking up my words in an objective manner? Are you more inclined to try to prove me wrong? Now as if your sense of self really depended on it. Imagine that what I'm saying to you challenges core aspects of your personality. Its the ultimate attack, for which an ultimate defense of denial comes into play. What's my point? My point is that by the end of this you'll either understand what i'm saying, either because

A) I will simply convince you
B) My previous paragraph will hit close to home.

Either way, you're coming out of this thread realizing the truth: that you share the same insecurity, the same flaw, that causes other people's suffering, and that by calling them "dogs", you submit to that flaw, tbereby becoming a hypocrite.

>>2802288
By pointing out why this guy is wrong? I think we're working under two very different criteria on what makes a person pretentious, because by your definition, everyone who ever criticized anyone is pretentious.

>>2802432
It's not so much /mu/ leaking as rational people noticing when someone says something that is absolute bullshit.

lol, psychiatry.

>>2802418
I DO have asperger's syndrome - the government even pays me money for it, because they want to help. My parents let me live here because if I move out I won't have health insurance.

>>2802500
Sorry. That was me - IE crashed so I switched to Firefox. Forgot to put in my name

>>2802512
>>2802500

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up - you still live with your parents? How old are you?

>>2802526
I'm 32. I got an art set for my birthday 2 weeks ago, and I plan on selling some drawings.

>>2802542

yeah...let us know how that turns out

>makes money
>while not working
>32 years old
>leeches off parents

I hate you so much it's unreal.

>>2802542

How much do you get in welfare every month?

>>2802542
...and you are 'proud' of this sad excuse of existence?

>>2802737
$750

>>2802725
It's not sad - I like living here. I bet you're one of the basement dwellers who have no life.

>>2802770
SORRY - I associated the code with the wrong comments. Moot REALLY needs an edit button.

>>2802770
>750
>for doing absolutely nothing all day
>mfw

>Look at me i'm sick in the head! That means I'm better than you! So much better, in fact, that I can't even communicate to you how much better I am than you! You should just take my word for it.

>>2802770
>you're one of the basement dwellers

This picture is actually inaccurate, as my house doesn't have a basement.

>>2802782

Are you going to acknowledge those long paragraphs that I typed, or am I just wasting my efforts? Because every time someone justifies arrogance with some bullshit pseudo intellectualism, I rage a little inside.

>>2802770
you say this, yet you've even admitted yourself that you in fact ARE the very definition of a basement dweller.

it is sad, I feel sorry for you. It must suck to be retarded.

I don't get why so many people with aspergers (including the self-diagnosed morons) have to act like they are prosecuted. Aspergers isn't that hard to overcome. I really hope you guys don't think we are all this moronic.

>>2802067
It's been proven that a survey taken of a specific group will score more highly than a survey of a far larger group of people of the same intelligence.

>>2801933
faggot read the whole thing LOLOLOLOL

>>2802819
I acknowledged them - all you said was that I need to change to be like those around me. I will NEVER do that!

>>2802820
IM NOT RETARDED - just the opposite, really

>>2802130
>made 100% on an IQ test

Asperger's = retardation and unfit for society
Deal with it.

>>2802885
Asperger's = geniuses and leaders of society
Deal with THAT

ITT: raging retards

>>2802926
>aspies
>geniuses
sometimes, more than average
>leaders
laughingwhores.jpg

You're all haters. Why don't normies just see the world like me? It is completely obvious that I am in fact superior to all of them. To say it is not the case, is to deny the obvious.

Not all aspie's are bad people. I have several friends who have it, and they're alright - in doses.

As for the OP, I think he had a bad day and is venting on /sci/

>>2802926
You are a 32 your old angsty misanthrope who thinks "people dont get you" and you still live with your parents. You like my chemical romance and nickleback because their "not mainstream". You clearly never got past puberty. Please stop posting.

>>2802926
They aren't, really.

Look at yourself. You are completely unimportant. I'd go even far as to say you are a leech off society, someone we'd be better without. You're 34, live with your parents, and don't even work.

Honestly, nearly every famous person history has thought to be 'aspergers' can't be truly tested because they are dead.

Either way, you are not them. You shouldn't speak for them. Now go fuck off with your ''100% IQ'' and please proceed to hanging yourself.

>>2802954
>>2802954
>>2802954
>>2802954

THIS GUY ISN'T ME - LOOK AT OUR TRIPCODES

>>2802961
NO - I'm 32

>>2802968
Big fucking difference, pal.

Mild aspie reporting in,

Pic related, it's OP.

LOL, it's rare we get trolls this talented.

Good job, I laughed.

>>2802961
>implying the history of science is no full of people who had money and therefore could sit at home all day experimenting with stuff.

Face it, normals dont contribute anything to humanity, they at best become self-sustaining and leave, thats fine. Its the people who are special who should be given support so we can play minecraft all day and create life-sized replicas of the moon out of wool.

>>2802952
inventor of the hugbox

>>2802989
Check 'em pic is checking 'em.

>>2802988
EXACTLY. I don't want to leech off my parents - I have to. But once I become a good artist, I'll be able to show the world how important aspie's are.

>>2802980
Just because you can't comprehend what I say, doesn't mean I'm trolling. Gosh, you really try to annoy me. When I was playing pokemon some normal kid made up a rule, and wanted to take my card, and like monkeys their parents forced me to pretend that rule existed. THEY STOLE IT, ON PURPOSE

>>2803019

>>2803015
>>2803019
FAKE TRIPCODES. Stop trolling, it's unfair.

>>2803033
lol u mad?

>>2803019
>>2803019

STOP POSTING AS ME OR I WILL REPORT YOU TO MOOT

>>2803015
Are you me?

>>2803043
>report to moot
Good luck with that.
Maybe you shouldn't call everyone dogs that like to sniff eachothers assholes. You don't need to be a genius to figure out that others don't like that.
Just sayin'

>>2803050

>>2803043
Dude, Moot's behind, like, seven proxies...

>>2803050
How did you know? Are you a mod?
I thought this bullshit was over.
I hate you..

>>2801898
imagine if only people like you would be around, what kind of a world would that be?
Would you want to like in a world like that?

Or think of it an other way, how often do you see aspies sticking together?

>>2803082
For the last time....... STOP. POSTING. AS ME.
Look at my trip code - it matches my first post.

>>2803027
/thread

>>2802847

No, no, no. You missed my subtle implications entirely. Your resistance to change mirrors the resistance other people have to changing to YOUR words. My god, you've become so used to other people telling you to conform, that every criticism is filtered through that belief. You are unable to understand the deeper implications of what I'm saying, for the same reason other people don't understand you. You've become so emotionally immersed that you're presuming that everyone is fueled by the same belief, a belief in conformity. Your entire interpretation of what I have been saying is based on an accumulation of based experiences. You know, kind of like the accumulated experiences OTHER PEOPLE HAVE, which prevent THEM from UNDERSTANDING YOU. do I have to spell it out? I don't have to tell you to conform to the rules of other people, because you're doing it already. You are conforming on a far deeper level than you even realize. Completely unintentionally, you're becoming narrowed by your experiences, just like everyone else. The sooner you stop this "I'm better than other people because I make shallow observations about their behaviour".

>>2803094
It would be a perfect world - we would ALL understand each other. They're just isn't enough of us to get in a group, except online.

OP is great, somebody did well

>>2803113
I meant, like 4chan.
Moot should really add this edit button

>>2803113
yeah cuz online they are as one...
take a look at yourself..
oh wait, you miss that part of your brain

There's a difference between being a proud aspie and an annoying one. I'm ashamed of this thread.

>>2803111

How is NOT conforming to other peoples way's a bad thing? I live the way I want to because I CHOOSE to. I don't let other people choose for me - I took the red pill (ever seen the matrix?)

>God debate thread and this thread
Never change, fuckers

>>2803174
>referring to a movie in his philosophy

>>2803174
Maybe you haven't seen it..
The matrix is not very mainstream.

>>2803190

Archive?

>>2803194

to be fair its an easy way to make an analogy..

and it could be worse, he could have chose sucker punch

>>2803210
what? as the worst of /sci/?

ITT: Assburgers, Assburgers everywhere.rar

>>2803237
It's like watching a car crash. I shouldn't watch, but I can't look away.

I challenge anyone here to tell my why normies are better.

My first impulse was to post "Who cares?", but apparently, you fags do for some reason.

>>2803291
RELATIONSHIPS

>>2803291
The fact that we don't start idiotic threads like this.

>>2803291

If the world was inhabited only by Assburgers, then no one could interact well, society would fall apart if this happened tomorrow, or if Humanity just evolved that way we would have been eaten by other things long ago.

>>2803291
they get laid and paid without all the agro of thinkin bout sht
that nobody should think about

normies are prostitutes, aspergers got no social currency

>>2803291
1. We contribute to society.
2. We have much better tastes in music.
3. We don't call other people dogs.

>>2803291

Asspergers is inevitably a sign of brain deficiency, what you call "people can't understand me" is actually "I have a small amount of brain retardation which makes it more difficult for me to express concepts to people (both 'normie' and 'asspergers').

Being slightly mentally retarded and having a low social intelligence level is not an advantage and it doesn't make you 'better'.

Leonardo Da Vinci was a drunken asshole who you would have claimed "just doesn't understand me!" when really he was just a cool social guy with a lot of self confidence and no mental deficiencies.

Anyway I feel for you and hope you can adapt and overcome the mental deficiencies you were unfortunately born with.

>>2803291
normies don't have to live off their parents