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Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:51:36 2011 No.2779587 [Reply] [Original]

You better go to bed, you got church in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:53:36 2011 No.2779595 File: 42 KB, 400x400, 1296451862094.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Prove FSM doesn't exist Oh wait, you can't Checkmate.

>>	Scientist Sat Mar 26 21:53:36 2011 No.2779594 >>2779587 saged, reported, hidden, nuked from orbit, etc

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:53:36 2011 No.2779600 >>2779595 Bible says that there is no other god besides God. Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:54:36 2011 No.2779602 File: 45 KB, 800x600, 1301190718534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is not going to amount to anything i'm assuming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:54:36 2011 No.2779603 Russell's teapot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:55:36 2011 No.2779608 >>2779602 The bible. Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:55:36 2011 No.2779609 This board could be great with a little trimming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:55:36 2011 No.2779610 >>2779595 As long as mods allow religion threads, threads that should 404 won't 404.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:56:36 2011 No.2779618 >>2779600 The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster says that God doesn't exist and there is only FSM. Checkmate

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:56:36 2011 No.2779621 Nietschze proved that God is dead, using science. l2philosophy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:57:36 2011 No.2779625 The same book that said god exists is full of lies, so HA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:57:36 2011 No.2779626 File: 309 KB, 333x493, card.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2779587 you have activated my trap card

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:57:36 2011 No.2779624

>>2779603
I don't know what russel's teapot is, but I suppose I do. Now, what if I told you that there was a thing called a "number". Certainly anyone can see that it is impossible to "prove" that numbers exist. Sure they exist as ideas and as sounds and as letters or symbols, but do they actually exist?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:58:36 2011 No.2779629 File: 379 KB, 1920x1200, 1295844390062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Op, I have the answer to your question... Prove that your god is the one true one and all the others are fake. Checkmate

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:59:36 2011 No.2779636 >>2779618 The Bible says your "Gospel" is a lie. Checkmate. >>2779621 Nietschze is dead, God is eternal. Checkmate. >>2779625 You made a statement without proof. The Bible is the ultimate truth. Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:00:36 2011 No.2779641 Anyways science will destroy your religion.Because it actually works. We can nuke you,poison you,shoot you,etc

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:00:36 2011 No.2779644 >>2779629 Bible says so. Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:01:36 2011 No.2779653 File: 36 KB, 492x393, 1295327882784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2779636 Its funny because he doesn't realize that the bible is trolling him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:01:36 2011 No.2779654 >>2779636 Gospel of FSM says your "bible" is a lie Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:02:36 2011 No.2779667 A God of any kind is atheist, right? If you're god, you don't need to believe in yourself of course, and unless god has a god, then god has no boss, which means there is no higher power when you're god. Which comes back to... God is an atheist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:03:36 2011 No.2779677 >>2779641 God can counter all of that. Checkmate. >>2779654 Bible says "Gospel of FSM" is a lie. Don't be tricked by the devil in disguise. Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:03:36 2011 No.2779671 File: 119 KB, 1618x913, 1295756854683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2779644 The bible is a book of lies. Prove otherwise. Inb4 the bible or god say so. Checkmate

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:05:36 2011 No.2779699 >>2779677 But you can't. Nor can any religious authority. Also,lol at your imaginary friend

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:05:36 2011 No.2779700 Does it pain religious people to know that if a god does indeed show up, the scientific method will be the way it's gonna be tested and verified of actually being god?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:05:36 2011 No.2779701 File: 40 KB, 766x450, 1281042323123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll just leave this here lol at atheists hiding behind their "science"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:05:36 2011 No.2779705 >>2779667 God is a catholic, all other sects and religions are lies. Checkmate. >>2779671 You are using a "Trollphysics" picture. Use actual science, like us catholics do. Checkmate.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:06:36 2011 No.2779706
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>>2779677

>Don't be tricked by the devil in disguise.

It's very ironic that you should say that, because your god is the devil in disguise. He wrote the bible to trick people into thinking he was a good guy.

Check and mate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:07:36 2011 No.2779725 File: 47 KB, 372x465, 1295717324174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2779705 strawman arguement The bible is a book of lies. Prove otherwise. Inb4 the bible or god say so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:09:36 2011 No.2779743 File: 72 KB, 656x651, checkmate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2779725 >>2779706

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:10:36 2011 No.2779756 >>2779750 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:10:36 2011 No.2779750 If i fill this thread with gore,will i get b&?

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:10:36 2011 No.2779749

Yes, because you can't prove a negative.

Oh, and the bible is true because the bible says so because the bible is the word of god because the bible is true because the bible says so because the bible is the word of god and so on and so on, circular logic continuing ad infinitum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:13:36 2011 No.2779777 >>2779756 So you can break rules in here but no gore allowed? lolwut

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:14:36 2011 No.2779794

What Christians fail to understand is that Yahweh is not a nice man, and if he were to actually exist it would not be good news for anyone including the Christians.

They should be wishing he's just a fairy tale, because you wouldn't want that man in charge. What a murderous, morally twisted asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:16:36 2011 No.2779815 >>2779777 You know that /sci/ has no mods. And since mods = gods, there are no gods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:18:36 2011 No.2779830 >>2779706 So you admit the devil exists, but not God? >>2779725 Prove me wrong. >>2779794 God is great, if you believe in him. He only punishes the non-believers.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:20:36 2011 No.2779847

>>2779830
>God is great, if you believe in him. He only punishes the non-believers.

So you would seriously be O.K. with him committing genocide against approximately five-sixths of the world, nevermind damning them to an eternity of suffering? At least we know where Christians derive their moral compasses from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:20:36 2011 No.2779848 >>2779750 No, you won't be banned, /sci/ has no mods, but please sage the thread as you do so us /sci/entists don't have to look at that shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:21:36 2011 No.2779852 >>2779701 what is ontological proof of god

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:26:36 2011 No.2779893

>>2779847

Shouldn't surprise you really, what else from a doomsday cult that not only banks on the world ending but actively wants it to happen? What sane person wants the ultimate goal of Christianity, a future where either you burn forever below or become a slave above and everything between is just other flavors of suffering?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:26:36 2011 No.2779898 >>2779830 again you are avoiding the question, The bible is a book of lies. Prove otherwise. Inb4 the bible or god say so. the burden of proof lies on you

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:38:36 2011 No.2779976

>>2779898

Atheist here, I don't see the Bible as a book of lies. I see it more as a complilation of writings by uneducated people during a time where we didn't know much of anything, trying to explain things we hadn't yet figured out. We know enough now to see this, I say there's no intentional lies in there, it's only the result of mysteries fueling imagination.

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