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Readers of this science and mathematics message board: I cannot bear vagueness nor inconsistency nor nonconformance to standards. It is my express wish that none of these things exist in the universe even conceptually except potentially to the powerful machine tasked with ensuring they never again arise.

I am stymied: what is the optimal method for ensuring this wish come to be within the one hundred years of life I can expect to enjoy barring great technological improvements or lightning? (Note that the mention of lightning is intended to be humorous as I am much more likely to die in an accident involving motor vehicles or a fall from a lethal height or upon a lethal combination of matter. Ha-ha.)

I thank you in advance for your consideration and potential reply. Replies shall be graded and the best poster shall be rewarded with the suitable equivalent of five United States dollars sent via "PayPal" to his or her indicated electronic mail address. Utilize your logical-mathematical intelligence to its fullest and earn those five dollars!

>> No.2650962

Well, we could destroy the universe.

Or we could take all matter and energy in the universe and task it to higher and higher forms of cogitation. If it ain't fusing or computing it's just bending space.

>> No.2651073
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2651073

>imposing order upon the universe
> Mandelbrot equations
>chaos = order
>do nothing
>profit

>> No.2651093
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>>2650943

Life imposes order on the universe. It takes matter from the universe around it and organizes it.

It takes millions of years for life to evolve naturally. We can expedite the process by creating our own life through our technology.

Life is the only thing known to decrease entropy in a closed system. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negentropy))

>> No.2651095

>>2651093
>Life is the only thing known to decrease entropy in a closed system. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negentropy))
Just went full retard.

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>>2651093
>mfw post-humans decide to order the entire universe

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>>2651095

no sir, you are the one who just went full retard. Read that wikipedia article

>> No.2651114

we'll cross this bridge when we get to it

>> No.2651123

>>2651113
What closed system?

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>>2651113
I have better things to do than read a wiki article that proves wrong the second law of thermodynamics. You are a retard or a troll.

Pic related.

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>>2651128

hubris. your tragic flaw.

>> No.2651142

I have no idea what the OP is asking of /sci/. If he wants vagueness to be gone from the world, then he better start by being less vague himself.

>> No.2651173

>>2650943
I don't get it, it this a meme?

>> No.2651861

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