/sci/ - Science & Math

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wat.

Who really gives a shit

>>2641951
Well, I mean, yeah. Women cum during childbirth, you didn't know that?

wat

i've learned something here.

>The vagina is designed to allow the passage of a baby.
>designed

/facepalm

OP is a fucking idiot.

The vagina evolved towards several functions, one of them being child birth.

That doesn't mean it doesn't hurt!

>>2641986
>I'm obviously not a femanon

The point of this is, while the vagina actually has a FUNCTION that was formed through evolution of childbirth, the penis serves no function near that. So comparing it that way to a male is nothing less than stupidity.

Yes, because my penis doesnt stretch and would be ripped apart by a lemon.

Female humans have it so much worse than any other animal giving birth. Not because of the size of the vagina, but because o the size of the human head.

>>2641995
The size of the head is designed to give the women even more pleasure.

>>2641992

I don't know what such a comparison is suppsed to be based on, either.

But whether the vagina evoled towards being able to pass babies, doesn't necessarily mean that process hurts any less, so it is an irrelevant factor.

Female with 2 children here.

Its not an orgasm.
I dont think a woman in history has ever orgasmed from child birth.

And yes its fucking painful but i agree its not like a lemon through a penis.

You could never orgasm from that, it would be like hitting an erect penis with a hammer and saying hes screaming from the pleasure.

Anyway best way to describe childbirth is probably taking a really big shit, but not anything like the biggest you have taken, like, THE FUCKING BIGGEST TURD IN THE HISTORY OF MAN KIND.

Like shitting an american football or something.

>>2641986
the only reason it hurts so much is because most women are profoundly unhealthy and the way their behavior during pregnancy changes and what western society thinks is normal during pregnancy are even more unhealthy.

proper nutrition, lifestyle and exercise during pregnancy would give most women nearly painless childbirth

>>2641998
>designed

>>2641995

Darn these clandestine orgasms, life is so unfair!

>>2642003

Source? Or are you just making that up right now?

inb4 this guy told me

>>2642000
>Female with 2 children here.
>4chan

I'll give you 1/10 for effort.

>>2642010
Single mother, what else am i to do, im 23 anyway so its not like the internet is a puzzle to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lFJmXQiFko

>>2642000
>football in ass
Ask any gay, that's pretty fucking hot.

well... women don't have to give birth... so bam

Giving birth feels like being high on pain-killers and then having a flurry of orgasmic bliss as a slimy new human is passed to you.

epidural.jpg

whenever some feminazi bitches about having to give birth, and how men will never understand how that's the greatest pain they'll ever feel, I simply point out that women don't have to go the army and get shot and that she should simply shut up and accept that people have different functions in society and stop bitching about it.

>>2642013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN0eLurx3b4

Women dont actually properly scream from orgasms other than porn so your argument is invalid.

>>2642010
and on /sci/ no less

yeah, well, men have to suffer the pain of putting up their bitching for all eternity, so I'd trade off any day

>>2642000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5bm9-B6Ec4

>>2642000
>I dont think a woman in history has ever orgasmed from child birth

Amber Hartnell of Hawaii said she experienced an orgasm during labor when she gave birth to her son in September 2005.

"All of a sudden the orgasm just started rolling through and rolling through, and it just kept coming"

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=6120045&page=1

One of the reasons why I don't want to have a child is, I'll have to get a break from work. And if I go back to work soon after having that bug, everyone will see me as an child abuser like "how can you ABANDON your child bla bla".

+the effects of pregnancy on my body
+being a bitch because of hormonal changes

Really, guys, don't complain so much. Children are a burden especially for women even if supermoms buy into the propaganda that says it's not.

"As my contractions intensified and I got closer to giving birth, I remember starting to feel the sensations. It was the most incredible feeling that began in my pelvis and rippled through my entire lower body. It was wave upon wave of what can only be described as pure pleasure. My pelvis began pushing downwards involuntarily and my legs were trembling as I experienced a prolonged orgasm that lasted what seemed like hours, although during birth your concept of time is very different.........I was trembling and smiling. The doula said my clitoris was pulsating and I kept closing my eyes in ecstasy with each passing wave as the baby moved downwards."

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/features/article5924063.ece

>>2642052

>values work over giving birth

it's funny how brainwashed some people are

>>2642217
Never said I won't have kids. Planning on getting one, actually. Those are just reasons why I don't want to have a child. There are also reasons why I do want it, but listing them would've been pointless.

>>2642246
And to add, I don't value giving birth. I value having a child of my own heritage to raise, the giving-birth part is just an annoying necessity.

>>2642248
use a surrogate?

>>2642030
>Women dont actually properly scream from orgasms other than porn
Actually, many do. I've had a few girlfriends who scream every time.

>>2642250
Illegal in this country, it'd be too messy (taking the woman abroad). Not to mention I'd have to find one, pay her, be in contact, deal with possible consequences in case the surrogate is mental, possibly even harming the fetus.

you've just now noticed that women bitch about every little thing incessantly?

>>2642060
I ... I don't even know what to think of this

>>2642275
[citation needed]

>>2642270
it isnt illegal. it is one way in which infertile couples can have a baby that is genetically theirs.
you dont have to be infertile to do it, and you may not even need to pay someone, just have a friend volunteer.

>>2642291
you on the rag, honey?

>>2642291
air is free. do i have to cite that, too?

>>2642295
You don't even know what country I'm from.

Though you're sort of right, being a surrogate mother isn't illegal but the procedures to get pregnant that way are. So you'd have to go abroad (perhaps outside of the EU, not sure) to get it done.

Its not an orgasm, its a release of one of the brain chemicals released during orcasm. Specificall oxytocin

Its not an orgasm, its a release of one of the brain chemicals released during orgasm. Specifically oxytocin

>>2642333
>be retard, make new thread by mistake
>delete thread
>repost in correct thread
>get trips
>mfw

>>2642000
Really?
God, now I feel bad cause I was 12 lbs when I was born.

>>2642338

>>2642000

>hitting an erect penis with a hammer and saying hes screaming from the pleasure.

Fuck me watch your mouth crazy bitch. My penis repelled in terror.

The OP is retarded
The body of a woman is obviously going to activate pain killing chemicals during childbirth so it won't be as painful
That does not mean that they're having orgasms

>>2642347
*recoiled

>>2642004
not the same guy but what's you problem with the word designed in that context? I fear you may under the impression that it isnt valid when talking about evolutionary design

>>2642345
yeh, 99.
but being a bitch aint one.

>>2642356

/b/ used to be entertaining
>>2641944

Passing bladder stones is many times worse than childbirth, and, by all accounts, worse for men than women. This is, as you know, passing a serrated stone through your urethra, and it is anywhere up to the size of a pea.

>>2642395
Good thing this isn't /b/. Go die.

>>2642348
HURR DURR I HAVEN'T DONE ANY RESEARCH
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/features/article5924063.ece
There are a great deal of articles that talk about orgasms during childbirth. Just because they aren't frequent doesn't mean they don't exist.