/sci/ - Science & Math

>>2634840

Philosophy class. This forum is sci/ keep the faggy Philosophy crap out of it.

>>2634840
Tell him you will do everything.

It's honestly not worth arguing about, or letting him do any work. When he has to do his own assignment someday he will fail hard.

Get a new partner, drop out of philosophy, and go to /lit/ or something instead of /sci/

sage since it is not science; however:
Pretend to be ultra-Catholic. Like way the fuck over the top. Pour holy water on him when he isn't looking and try to convert him, shouting bible passages when he refuses.

seems like a typical australian idiot, if you wanted to not be surrounded by retards you should have attended school in america op

you made your bed now lie in it

2 Things:
First, I pity you for having to work with a satanist teenager.
Second, serves you right for taking a philosophy course. What are you? Fucking 15yo trying to impress a girl?

>>2634851

Yep, I much prefer troll physics.

Hey /sci/ if I am on a ship going the speed of light and then walk forward I am going faster than the speed of light. Prove me wrong. U MAD?

Nobel prize please.

>>2634840
Good luck and god speed, OP. You got paired with a fucking IDIOT.

>>2634863
>What are you? Fucking 15yo trying to impress a girl?

I would rather not talk to most of the girls in my philosophy class, they're very loud and opinionated.

Guess 10% of your grade is entirely in your hands, then.

>>2634866
>Hey /sci/ if I am on a ship going the speed of light and then walk forward I am going faster than the speed of light. Prove me wrong. U MAD?


From which reference are you going faster than
light?

>>2634880

To be fair. He is probably smarter than OP. He isn't on 4chan for one thing.

>>2634879
I bet they are, following a completely useless curriculum that you can do by yourself at home if you're really interested in the field. Fuck I hate people who go into such fields, they always get a sense of undeserving superiority and act like they understood the world when they're usually clueless (as you can see with your partner for the assignment).

>>2634912
Like you'd know shit, you're on 4Chan too.

On intro philosophy papers you're usually supposed to explore and contrast all major forms of thought on an issue. Let him write the retarded forms of thought.

>>2634930
I never said I knew shit. I don't act as if I did either.

>Read shit on his facebook page
>Oh just another stupid 15 year old, whatever
>almost 20

I dunno, this guy seems to have a pretty strong grasp of the world OP. Just look at this thought provoking commentary on the parralels between the life of an Alaskan Beaver and the hardship of modern society. Or something. Actually I don't know what the hell it's about, but it's probably just because I'm too stupid.

>>2634949
Is this for real? The guy speaks like that and goes to Uni? What fucking farce is this? He must be trolling.

Fuck off and go to a better university than any australian shithole such as ones in America.

>>2634949
After "reading" this how can anyone have any sort of optimism for humanity at all?

>>2634949
I think he's trying to initiate sex with that girl.

>Y do ppl look at me lyk im gna mug them,

>>2634949

>comparmisin

>>2634967
Let us study his ways and be all the better for it.

>>2634949

He knows how to talk to girls. This guys is smarter than 90% of the awkard basement dwelling virgins on here.

Several points of interest here. Firstly, a rigorously scientific assessment of Portland. From this well written first comment we now know that Portland is both "mad" and "cold but." Additionally, we know that "this" is "killaz", so we can now rest easily without being unaware of whether or not "this" may or may not be killaz.

We can also see a great expose on the treatment of the court system on certain individuals and that Jax is a very open minded individual, not making assumptions about what his day may bring. Instead, he is open to any possibility that may come his way.

We also know that he enjoys "chatz", as any well adjusted social human should.

Anyone can comment on his wall, does anyone have a spare troll account I can use?

>MFW OP's pic is 90% of all philosophy majors.

>>2635012
Seriously if I were you, I'd go to the teachers with these facebook quotes and tell him you refuse to be handicapped by working with such a tool. Make it really sound serious, and bonus points if he can hear you so that he may learn a lesson from this and better himself.

>>2634984
>implying primitive courting rituals require intelligence

So this is sci on a thursday night.

Post random facebook profile and talk about him.

Someone screenshot this thread and send pics to him.

>>2635031
He'd probably stab OP.

>>2635038
OP here.

Please don't.

>>2635047
>>2635040
>>2635038

>>2635032

>Implying everyone in this post isn't a bitter virgin.
>Implying that people who post on 4chan are not all losers.

Seriously, I'm a autistic fuck. Hence, why I'm here.

Most off sci/ is bitter virgins. Then the rest is bitter virgins trying to appear superior to everyone else.

>>2635054
Now I'm wondering if this is a troll post by OP to get some other kid beaten up.

Or not.

Sometimes it's hard to tell who's trolling who these days.

>>2635047

Lol added him as friend. When he accepts going to post this on his board. Screen shots.

Also, going to edit in some lies. Like you calling him gay. And saying how you think he is like a monkey. Also, might edit in some lies like you fucking his girl.

OP, what uni do you go to?

>>2634993
>>235047

OP, please tell me he's not talking about Portland, OR. Are you guys students at PSU?

I know they don't have a lot of international students, but I want to believe someone with that basic an inability to form a sentence wouldn't be admitted to Reed or Lewis and Clark.

OP 5/10 if troll

0/10 if real. should've censored the name, dumbass

>>2635130
10/10 if this guy is actually in a philosophy class and OP is going to incriminate Jax's real partner.

>>2635059
Actually I'm a pretty self-satisfied nonvirgin who isn't quite on the right path in life but in the process of getting there. So this isn't personal.

Also getting laid has nothing to do with anything, least of all intelligence. Notice how many species of animals have sex, and then note how many species of animals invented the internet.

Which is more exclusive?

>>2635169
What? Most animal species have sex.

0/10, troll harder.

>>2635169
Notice how all animals enjoy eating steaks but not all animals read books.

Therefore you shouldn't enjoy eating steaks.

You already fucked yourself by taking a philosophy course. Come back when you're studying science, faggot.

>>2635174
I think you missed the point. Also, steaks ≠ cooked steaks

>>2635180
lrn2rare

>>2635125

>Implying Reed deserves to be called a school

>>2635201
What the fuck are you saying boy?