/sci/ - Science & Math

good luck building nuc. bombs without being fucked by the u.s. world police

that does seem pretty flawless

>>2597864
I'd build a power plant first to get plutonium
duh

>>2597866

like iran?

>>2597860
>2.Use its vast resources
niggers?

you forgot the final step OP

5. PROFIT!!!!!!!

>>2597869
that and uranium, iron ore, tin, gypsum, bauxite, copper, salt and natural gas and oil

unless you start selling vast amounts of resources to first world countries (at suicidal rates), the US would flatten you and install a puppet government.

Theres also an issue of actually educating niggers.

>>2597897
They can't
The UN will not allow it
Also there's no way the American people will be willing to go to war with another country after the Iraq fiasco

>>2597860
>Somalia
>vast resources

>>2597913
refer to
>>2597885
Also look it up on wikipedia

You're gonna have to go outside first.
Baby steps OP, baby steps.

>>2597903
The UN can't do anything, the US does what it wants.

>>2597927
Then take out Iran
Oh yeah that's right
They can't
muahahahaha

OP, of all the steps in your plan, #1 is by far the easiest.

>>2597959
Iran provides the US with oil.

>>2597965
So will the new "democratic" nation of Somalia

>>2597962

no, no, no, you have it all wrong. you develop the Q bomb so that you can then lose a war to the US, which will then give you billions of dollars in aid. see, i.e., the mouse that roared

Think of all the countries trying and failing to do this. And they have much more to work with than Somalia.

But what's your plan for conquering somalia?

>>2597995
simple
I come as a missionary, build a water processing plant giving them access to clean water and all that jazz, gain their trust and then...BAM! stab them in the back

>>2597903
Troops are already being lined up to be sent to Libya.

Also. Somalia *may* have vast resources, but there's no infrastructure to extract them. Your plan would take most of your life just to get started.

that's nice OP.

We'll be watching.

>>2598008
I would just import cheap Indian engineers and have them work on a series of projects all at once

>>2598007
they will just kill you for being an infidel

>>2598018
Muslim missionary?

>>2597959

in 1988 a small american carrier strike group sank the Iranian navy in 1 day.

the sanctions imposed on iran by the usa since then have crippled their economy. Tehran has been called one of the worst cities to live in on earth because of it.

>>2598031
Whats your point?

1. Uniting the people with nationalism and getting a lot of foreign aid by promising to end piracy and anarchy is key.
2. India built its nukes without anybody knowing, so it's doable.
3. US, EU, Russia, China or someone else is going to beat you to this. What you need to do is to keep everyone off your backyard with nukes and then gain economical superiority by committing genocide and replacing everybody with robots.
4. Getting Australia to your camp is crucial since they have all the uranium. Better start plotting on how to severe their ties with the US already.

Im american We don't need to conquer the world

We already have

>>2597959
We will soon

>>2598133
Only is the Jews manage to overcome people's rationality again

>Conquer Somalia and become a dictator
Get in line; there are at least 6 people already trying to do this and they've been trying since at least the '80s
>Use its vast resources to make Atomic bombs to get national impunity
You do realize this costs money, which you can't really get in somalia?
And that if anyone breathes a word of it to the US, they'll launch a war with a manufactured casus belli to seize all your uranium and oil fields?
>Use the rest of its resources to create an army of indestructible ironmen
How? Does a magical sea slug that makes genetic engineering a breeze live off the coast? Are you planning on making a mechanical army? If so, how are you going to get people with any mechanical knowledge in fucking somalia?
>Take over the world
Better countries than yours have tried.