/sci/ - Science & Math

>PhD in Women's Studies
>Any job I want
>600K starting

>>2597936

>PhD in Philosophy
>Cry myself to sleep any night I want
>300K tears starting

>PhD in Mathematics
>Any job i want
>30K starting

>PhD in Chemistry
>forced to make meth
>Get payed 1 million dollars a month

>PhD in African American studies
>Any inner city neighborhood i want
> 3 buckets of chickens a month

>mfw the women's studies majors I know became lawyers and actually are making more than 300k

>PhD in Religion
>Any God I want
>Eternity in heaven starting

>PhD in Computer Science
>computer
>science

>Phd in astrophysics
>FUCK YEAH

>>2597980

Why is computer science looked down upon? Isnt programming = win?

>>2598510

Because it's not a science.

>>2598510

Because computer science is not only about programming. It is actually a serious branch of science. together with mathematics, they are both pretty much fundamental for further technological advancement.

>>2598510
Any 'science' that has to have the word 'science' in it's name is not a science.

>Degree in Jewish Studies
>Any job I want
>700k/y

>>2598528

Fine, so algorithm theory, combinatorics and complexity is mathematics.

I can finally call myself a mathematician.

>>2598556
>I can finally call myself a mathematician.

No, but you can called yourself an 'Applied Mathematician', and that would be OK

>PhD in theology
>any religion I want
>30 altar boys starting

>AAS in english
>Any burger you want
>small, medium or large

>working with dad
>can earn up to 600 dollars a day
>he even covers gas money

>>2598528

I use the term computerology myself.

>PhD in PhD Studies
>Any PhD I want
>Including the new hot grad students just starting

>PhD in alternative medicine
>money of any retard I want
>300K starting
>no need to actually learn anything

>>2598510

man i hate it when i see fellow computer science majors bitch about this.

if you ever feel you are getting belittled do what i do, be a man, suck it up and masturbate into money.

>PhD in whoring
>Any guy my pimp wants
>6 inches starting

>ba in petroleum engineering
>80k starting
>dont even have to lie about it
umad?

>>2598822

>He makes half my salary.
>I'm a consultant

> PhD in Economics
> Become Fed Chairman
> Print Trillions

>>2598787

wtf am I reading?

>>2598832

> He makes a quarter of my salary.
> i consult consultants

>PhD in Anthropology
>Any Job I want
>$7 per hour starting

>>2598787
>PhD in whoring
>Relies on a pimp
You fail at whoring.

>>2598857
Yo dawg, I heard you like consultants.

>>2598857
>He makes 1/10 my salary.
>I contract out engineers and consultants.

>>2598862
I make like twelve times. Jelly?

>Going for Master Welder
>Any welding job I want
>100K and rising
>Get to fuse metal with fire and thunder power
FUCK
YEAH

>>2598890
>my neighbor owns a welding business.
>employs three welders, works constantly.
>earns six figures easily.
>owns two houses, and five trucks.
>all of his property is in foreclosure.
>he'll be bankrupt in six months, he won't be my neighbor in less than three.

>>2598890
>>2598890
>>2598890
This is a career I've been considering. How might one get to that point? Are the jobs for it plentiful? (The impression I get is that there are fewer and fewer welding jobs every year but the number of welders is dropping far more rapidly due to old guys retiring, so there are a lot of openings.)

>>2598895
Dumbass probably uses credit.
I didn't say welders were all that smart.
I am, but most aren't.

>PHD in Korean
>No job
> Be youtube nobody starting.

>BS in Philosophy
>Any board I want
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>>2598901
He's smart enough, and yes, he uses credit.

being self-employed, we all get to fail every now and then. I own an environmental contracting firm, I employ 14 people, I've been self-employed for ten years. I've declared bankruptcy twice in the last 20 years.

You have to make 100k or more, because some years you're going to lose money.

>BA in Languages
>Any interpretor job I want
>83k starting

>>2598900
Best way in is to apprentice under someone. Get into the field, learn the tools, perfect your bead, etc...
Then become fully fledged under your master's company, and get some years as a journeyman under your belt. It takes time.
But you're creating things with metal and fire, and getting paid well to do it. And there's always a need for welders. It's not something that can be outsourced, or done by some illegal hobo.
And you're right about the job openings for the most part. It really depends where you live.

>BS in bong rips
>any job I want
>700k starting

I know my dad has a Phd in music and makes about $200,000 a year between gigs, private students, and teaching at the university.

Pretty good salary for doing something you love.

>PHD in Timecube
>Any reality I want
>Highest spot in heaven starting

>PhD in your mum
>Any hole I want
>10 orgasms starting

>PhD in 4chan
>any board I want
>300k faps/day starting

>>2598934
>It really depends where you live.

I live right next to this thing, which could help.

>>2598934
Oh and thanks for the advice.

>PhD in greentext
>any thread i want
>300k letters starting

>>2598973
Ship welding is a bit tough to get into, and isn't easy.
But if you can talk to someone, they can help you get into it.
Finding a trade is more word of mouth and asking around than college-type employment. You're gonna take some bumps from your superiors.

>BS in Accounting
>Any CPA Position I want
>35k Starting
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>PhD in political science
>any senate seat I want
>lying to gullible faggots starting

>phd in french literature
>any latte I want
>8.15 an hour starting

>>2599008
>going to school instead of sucking off current politicians
I have some bad news for you.

>PhD in anything
>any job i want
>300K debt starting

Norwegian physics student
Don't have to work.
20K/yr starting, +20K/yr with various student TA positions.

>>2598857

>he makes 1/8 my salary
>I manage a team of consulting managers teaching consulters how to manage their consultants.

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