/sci/ - Science & Math

Sprinkle myself in male sex pheromones, find a social gathering where alcohol his imbibed in large quantities.
Shave and bathe, show up. Smile while taking to women, casually because more flirtatious as time goes on.
Wear a condom, because they're sluts.

300k buys a lot of whores

>>2581202
P.S. Mention that I'm a _____ Science major, thank them and act embarrassed when they tell me how smart I am.

Get a PhD in applied math. Get lucrative consulting gigs. Make a lot of money and spend life interested and engaged. This makes one much more happy and fulfilled than traditional corporate wage slavery.

Happier people are more charismatic. Charisma get you laid.

Also, sexbots.

>>2581192
Top scientists get mad pussy!

there is no correlation between my brilliance at science and my astonishing success with women

i'm just twice blessed

maybe i'm just attractive and have a good personality? since when did people good at science have to be hideous aspies?

>>2581228
Too bad you can't produce offspring with alien demon hybrids

>>2581192
how the fuck do you make 300k? i pressume anually

>>2581255
300k is the 9000 of money. Lurk moar.

i dont see the relation OP
Maybe your just following false stereotypes

Who needs science or women when you can play pool?

>>2581192

Use your knowledge of the scientific method to test what works and what doesn't work on getting laid.

Use your brain to make yourself sexually appealing to the opposite sex.

would it be ethically wrong to create a human with reduced higher brain functions? basically an affectionate female pet?

captcha: Harvard edyBo

>>2581982
You don't have to reduce brain function . You could just engineer sex clones to be compatible with you on every level. If anything it's more ethical.

Degree in genetics, third world country, abandoned warehouse, security guards, Adrien Brody.

Oh, and my science lucky charm: A slice of gold foil used on space probes with Robert Zubrin's face printed on it.

brb parahumans

>>2582035
>>2581982
Not like we would care about ethical problems when we're dealing with free-sex, right ?

>>2582047
>my sex clones would obliterate your para-humans

>>2582079

>implying puny naked apes, that is, humans; could defeat a perfect, immortal, gun-toting, retractible-clawed parahuman

IT'S ON MOTHERFUCKERS

>>2582089

Also, shiny eyes thanks to a nanoscale phased-array.

>>2582089
>implying they wouldn't be trans-human sex clones

Also, I have no issue with furries, I just figure it would be the best apocalypse ever.

well, I'm a decent looking female so I don't need science for that

>>2582089
>>2582047
implying that genetically modified humans would look like furries.

you can't
Women pick up is a art

>>2582102

>Also, I have no issue with furries, I just figure it would be the best apocalypse ever.

At least it would work to troll the creationists, no?

Imagine it: Ethics bandwagonistas, conservatives, YEC's and generally every type of luddite would get so hilariously angry.

And I'd be all like "YOU JOLLYOUS?" -- No, not really, because:

>mfw when parahumans XOR posthumans don't even deign to talk to a puny human

>>2582111
even females can have issues getting laid given a sufficient lack of social skills.

>>2582120

Challenge accepted.

>>2582133
nah, I know I lack social skills but I could easily get laid with a random loser. Now getting laid with a decent guy is a completely different issue.
sigh

Maybe nerdlingers are not the right people to ask on how to get laid lol

>>2582130

>At least it would work to troll the creationists, >no?

>Imagine it: Ethics bandwagonistas, >conservatives, YEC's and generally every type of >luddite would get so hilariously angry.

lol yes

>>2582035
you see, that doesn't require genetic conditioning. it also requires social conditioning. i.e. you would have to brainwash them some way or another, and that is generally considered unethical.

On the other hand what we do to pets is not considered unethical, as long as they are not harmed in the process. Hence the question.

Chloroform napkins.

>>2582146
male losers have the option of using a prostitute's service for that purpose. That doesn't mean they want to. Just the same thing as your case. You could, but you don't really want to make use of that option.

>>2582165
Ehh I didn't want to say just straight up genetic engineering although it would help. I figure it's better than playing the genetic lottery and hoping you'll be happy. I mean if you and someone else are compatible at every level it's not particularly unethical. Not that someone wouldn't arse it up.

>>2581192

Well, I'm a robotics engineer, so eventually I'll get lonely enough to build my own girlfriend. Honestly though, I have other hobbies and I advertise those instead when I'm trying to meet girls.