/sci/ - Science & Math

Hey honey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

come to this lab often?

show me your genitals

If i were an enzyme, i would be DNA ligase so i could unzip you're genes!

YOUR EYES ARE LIKE STARS. NOT AS BRIGHT BUT AS FAR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.

>>2536313
DNA HELICASE MOTHERFUCKER

Ligase bonds cut strands

>>2536326
lol, you fucktards make it so easy...

>>2536313
I can hear you laughing to yourself from across the hall.
You are such a troll...

>>2536326
you forgot
>you're

>>2536337
>implying that derping and pretending it was intentional when you get corrected is trolling

>>2536350
heheh.... i don't always troll, but when i do, i fucking double up!

>>2536355

>>2536353
She is a zoologist. She is also very clever, and knows what DNA helicase is, She has actually used that line herself IRL, so she was trolling.

>>2536353
lol, fuck you NIGGArothian!
i know what fucking DNA helicase is. i was fucking trolling, umad?

>>2536361

Get off her dick. She can defend herself I'm sure. She is a ZOOLOGIST, right?

>>2536365
Knock it off, Zo. Racism is not cool.

>>2536373
Neither is mispelling.

saging because this thread is going nowhere.

>>2536368
Yes, she can definitely defend herself. I have never met anyone more outspoken.

>>2536368
>implying zoologist is not the correct spelling.

...twat.

>>2536375
What did i misspell?

You must be dark matter, because you're composed of so much mass yet I never noticed you until now.

>>2536387
he was trolling, niggarothian has always been a massive faggot.
just ignore him.

>>2536381

I'm not implying that at all, actually. I'm mocking your field of study.

Take a trip to /sp/ to learn how to imply correctly.

>implying that i'm implying your spelling is incorrect
>mfw yfw is the mfw u think i had but didn't.

>>2536389
I dunno what kind of girls you're trying to pick up, but I wouldn't exactly be flattered by that.

>>2536397
You mispelled my name. I can assure you that any trolling that occured, while amusing to me, was completely unintentional.

Now all of you shut up and let this thread either die or accumulate cheesy pick up lines.

>>2536361
Judging by her performance here, she's moderately clever. She manages to do very basic parabolic trajectory homework problems, and of those she mangles quite a few because she's plain careless when it comes to calculation. All but the most basic physical and mathematical puzzles stump her. Sadly, she won't hesitate to call someone retarded when their posted answer doesn't match own incorrect one. Finally, she seems to prefer flighty chat where she can advertise her own promiscuity to any in-depth scientific discussion.

Taking a freshman course in zoology doesn't make you a zoologist.

>>2536400
well then what the fuck do you do?
zoology is fucking great, not that you would know anything about it....

>>2536405
I do not recall typing your name at all, therefore i can not have spelt it incorrectly.

>>2536406
How do you know about her promiscuity?

>>2536416
>quote the Harlot EK
>Harriet acts as if I was quoting her

Retarded, lacking reading comprehension, or trolling poorly. Pick one.

>>2536406
actually i am pretty much always right.
i am good at puzzles, and i have solved countless homework problems here,
umad?.

>>2536389

Are you calling her fat? lol

>>2536407

Math. I actually know a few zoologists, so I do know something about the field.

You animal lover, you.

>>2536406

>where she can advertise her own promiscuity to any in-depth scientific discussion.
>where she can advertise her own promiscuity
>her own promiscuity
>promiscuity

Say what? I always joked on EK, but I always gave her respect as a fellow academic. I mean, that respect won't waiver despite her lifestyle, but .. It is disconcerting, I suppose.

Why, EK? Why? I just teased you because I could/can. It just feels so hollow now.

>>2536426
Actually, you linked my post when you said that I had misspelled.
If you meant Zo, then you must have clicked the wrong post to reply to.

>>2536432

>i have solved countless homework problems here

So you're an enabler for shitty threads and rule breaking. Way to go.

>>2536440
No you fucking retard. She misspelled my name, you told her racism wasn't cool and then I quoted that post saying that misspelling wasn't either.

Retards! I am surrounded by retards!

>>2536449
the majority of threads are shitty threads anyway. at least i am helping someone.
and i dont care about rules, i a ma fucking rebel in every aspect of life.

>>2536432

>actually i am pretty much always right.

EK, let's not get ahead of ourselves. You're correct when it comes to algebraic/trigonometric dilemmas and some mild Calculus homework problems, but when you attempt to dabble in higher-end Physics/Mathematics, I've seen you fumble. That's not to say you're a moron, but you're not flawless. Humility should be your best asset, not your weakest.

>i am good at puzzles, and i have solved countless homework problems here

As have I. Most anons on this board can account for doing such; they don't don a trip, though. I have to admit, though: You are ridiculously good at puzzles.

>umad?.

I doubt he is, but I've been wrong before.

>>2536451

Bro, you are getting mad beyond belief.

>>2536440

Let it fucking go. God.

>>2536451
In this post >>2536375
You quoted my post >>2536373

I do not know why you are being so rude towards me. I have not tried to offend you in any way.

>>2536432
No, I'm not mad. It certainly could be that I stumble into the rare threads where you are incorrect. I wouldn't have noticed had you not typically been quite rude to others making attempts to solve the same problem.

That said, you surely make an attempt to help, so I shouldn't really be complaining.

>>2536465
my fucking god you are such a newfag!
STOP FEEDING TROLLS AND GET THE FUCK OFF MY /SCI/!

>>2536464
>>2536465
Does a man not have a right to be angry when he has naught but incompetent buffoons for conversation?

Fuck this shit, I'm getting out of /sci/

>>2536469
Fine, i will go.
I have better things to do than swap insults with random people from the internet. Goodnight Zo.

ITT: faggots.

>pic related

/thread

And lo, circlejerk.

fuck you NIGGArothian, you had no right to talk to her like that. she is a fuckload more sensitive than i am, ya prick!

>>2536303

wanna fuck?

Since I met you, I knew that you and I were like the end product of any given hailstone sequence; one.

>45+ replies
>only about 3 thread-related posts

stay classy, /sci/

>>2536514
Which type is yours?

>>2536471

No, man, because it's a fucking internet message board and no one gives a shit at the end of the day. You're taking the shit too seriously. So is she(Harriet).

EK's the only one mildly benefiting from this, but I can see from this post >>2536492
that she's getting butthurt as well.

>>2536527
how the hell am i benefitting? i just dont give a fuck, i am totally indifferent.

>>2536507
>mfw my collatz conjecture joke will forever be ignored

oh yeah, and i just checked, harriet was right, you just linked the wrong post coz you are a fucking retard.

harriet is probably nearly as good at spelling as me, so shut the fuck up.

>>2536539
we got it, it just isnt funny.
fuck off.

>>2536538

EK, who the fuck is that in your photo? If that's you ...

Baby, I knew that you and I were like the end product of any given hailstone sequence; one.

( Shout out to my nigga Collatz )

>>2536549
my god, you are a huge fucking asshole. you're actually derailing this whole thread just so you can shit on everybody with your self-absorbed bullshit? i was in agreement with you at first, especially because you trolled someone so easily, but I ACTUALLY contributed to the thread and you're pulling this shit. FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOU /sci/. you are not scientists, you are not mathematicians. you are children with wikipedia open pretending to be clever. i'm never coming back to this shithole.

>>2536561
hahaha!
i fully lol'd
/sci/ doesn't need the likes of you. fuck off.
also, i DID contribute to the thread with my DNA helicase thing. and the collatz conjecture joke was fine, but it should have just been left there, rather than the poster being a fucking attention whore and trying to point out the post again and again.

>>2536373
racism is as american as apple pie

>>2536538
then why did you respohnd?

lim as x-> the love f(x) where f(x) = my life when x = me equals you

also pic related

>>2536624

ITT: EK fucking samefagging like crazy on alts with no tripcodes. I wouldn't be surprised if there were just two fucking people on /sci/: me and EK + all his god damn alternate personas.

>>2536624
Turing was homosex.

>>2536643

>implying homosexes can't love

>>2536652
Is CCM bi now?

>>2536652
The castration probably took care of that.

>>2536663

Not really.

Though I have fapped to men. Non-furry men only, furry women only.

>>2536666
>fapped to men
>not bi

Does /sci/ have a mod? If yes, why hasn't he banned EK yet?

>>2536669

You jolly?

>>2536669

But seriously I thought you were going to comment on:

>Non-furry men only, furry women only.

>>2536673
No I'm openly bi, I ain't even give a shit.

Alan Turing-style homos are best homos. If I ever see some guy acting like Chris Crocker I'll break his nose.

>>2536678

>Alan Turing-style homos are best homos. If I ever see some guy acting like Chris Crocker I'll break his nose.


And I will proceed to steal this.

>>2536677
I take Randall Munroe's approach to furries; I think it's weird as fuck, but there are a lot of fucked up fetishes out there I don't even care if a friend is one.

>>2536389
>>2536507
>>2536624
>everyone responds to pics and trips only
>ignores actual thread inclusions
>implying you aren't Harry

>>2536682

So... You're my friend? :3

>>2536696
Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

>>2536700

I know bro, I was waiting for it to be official.

>>2536702
Well, other than the furfaggotry you're quite similar to me in goals, rolemodels and general outlook on the world.

From my pickuplines.txt file:

I'd like to be Adenine, so I could be paired with U.

Are you cos^2(x)? Because I'm sin^2(x) and together we're one.

You must be a carbon molecule, because every part of me wants to bond with you.

You must be calcium hydride, because if you let me get you wet the reaction will be explosive.

You know it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

If I were endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me, smooth or rough?

I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.

I wish i were Euler because you could totally be my integration constant.

You're so hot you denature my enzymes.

Hey baby, you must contain a singularity 'cause the force of attraction between us is inescapable

You and I are genetically predisposed to have a good time.

Does your name start with e? Because I can see you at the base of my natural log.

>>2536666
Let me guess, you're a freefall fan. It all makes sense now.

>>2536666
>quads
>no one cares
>this isn't /b/

Obligatory bump.

>>2536689
we dont ignore them, we just have no need to respond.
i mean, what? would you like to see a string of comments saying 'herp derp, good one OP' after every single thing posted...not really necesary.

>>2536826
And yet you commented...

Prolonged exposure to you has caused my QRS complex to widen and and my T wave to be inverted.

I'd bias your bipolar transistor, if you know what I mean.