/sci/ - Science & Math

8.50/hr so far.

well so far I am in the red with my master's.

No degree. $19.50/hr.

Yeah, it's not SUPER DOOPER money, but I'm getting by.

I have something he will never have:

public hair.

It doesn't matter. We have something Justin Bieber never will: Testosterone.

JOKES ON YOU IM NOT GOING TO COLLEGE

Its like they're begging someone to kill him
I won't give them the satisfaction
I will not immortalize that little turd

>>2471703
>implying his music won't live forever

>>2471697
>public hair

my face when I will never have public hair

>>2471707
>implying his music will last more than 3 years

>>2471707
that reminds me of Aaron Carter
remember Aaron Carter?
Yeah neither DOES ANYONE ELSE

>>2471715
>implying the new kids on the block are not on youtube

>implying people dont like bad music

Even legitimate scientists who search for a cure for cancer get paid less. You are now aware how fucked up life is.

>>2471730
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Capitalism!

>>2471724
Of course we remember Aaron Carter. Remember those chicks from Hanson?

In a hundred years nobody will know what the hell a Bieber is, but they'll know Einstein

>>2471730
Yes, yes, idolization of celebrities by the public, what other stupid things are new?

>>2471743
more like 2 years

>>2471743

>>2471715
It will last for 5 years. And its not like its going to run bone dry. Hes still got 15 years of a minimum of 2 million a year.

Justin Bieber makes 300,000 dollars per concert, sometimes half a million...per concert...

No amount of money will make Justin Bieber as intelligent as myself, and self-fulfillment is far more important than an excessive amount of money.

He will be sucking dicks for future-cocaine by 2020

>>2471834
>THIS IS WHAT INTELLIGENT, CONFIDENT, ACCOMPLISHED PEOPLE WITH A HEALTHY SENSE OF SELF ESTEEM ACTUALLY BELIEVE

If I wanted to make 30million a year I would just become a singer.

But I have different interests, and money isn't my primary motivator. So what?

>>2471780
No he will get a growth spurt, lose his high pitched voice, waste his money on drugs and be promptly replaced by another pre-pubescent boy
Don't you love happy endings?

>>2471855
>>2471834
>>2471867

whatever lets you sleep at night....facts are he's half a retard and his life is and always will be far better than anything you could ever dream, self fulfillment and all

I plan to make one million and retire to a place where the cost of living is low.

>>2471870
just like that huh, yep you could have super rich if you just up and decided to

>>2471880
But then he will look back on his young life and realize what he did.

>>2471900

make lots of money and fuck lots of underage asses?

i'm sure this will be haunting him in middle age

>>2471834
I'll just leave this here...
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_Justin_Biebers_iq

cool story bros
You do realize this is a science and math board right?

>>2471920

he will still live longer and be happier than you because he will have access to the unholy advanced medicine that keeps dick cheney alive and joan rivers young, and you will never, ever, not in a million years, get the benefits of, sorry

Anyway, the whole point is, if any of you want to beat Justin Bieber...it's time you invented something serious, like a stem cell therapy cure for male pattern baldness with no risk of cancer.

>>2471935
I passed by Joan Rivers once and her daughter on a studio lot.

I cannot tell you how haggard they are, it was a very early morning and they had no makeup, it was seriously like all the life was sucked out of them, you cannot underestimate the power of makeup.

>>2471697
>public hair?
Straw man, you never had a brain all along!

Fixed!

>>2471936
>it's time you invented something serious, like a stem cell therapy cure for male pattern baldness with no risk of cancer
Look, when Justin Bieber has envious haters, it gains him more fame and he sells more records and merchandise.

When a scientist has envious haters, they get their research beaten to hell and back because it conflicts with some well-known professors' prior research (even though it's right). If they're lucky, someone will resurrect it after all their detractors have died and they can become a wikipedia footnote.

>>2471920
This has to be a troll, right? I wouldn't expect such low IQs anywhere besides Africa.

What is public hair?

>>2471977

Probably untrue. However, he became a celebrity at such a young age and such a critical stage in his mental development that he's probably a lot less developed than most children his age.

Excuses, excuses.

You all would accept $30 million if it was given to you right now, and you'd spend it.

But since that's never going to happen, since you're never going to make any real money, it's better to just pretend that you don't really care about money that much. To pretend that you're above all that. To pretend that other things are more important blah blah blah.
Gives your ego a little boost and makes you feel like you're somewhat superior.

I understand, I do the same thing.

>>2471936
>>2471936
>>2471936
>cure for male pattern baldness

do want

get to it /sci/

>>2472001
This is why we do science
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QspuCt1FM9M
Justin bieber made tasteful

Bieber might be able to make 30 million dollars faster than me and my college degree
but I know how to blow up 3 billion dollars if you give me a week or two.

anyways, without engineers and scientists, business men wouldn't have product to sell, the flow of goods would cease, and 30 million dollars would not be redeemable, anywhere.

and then I'd still be able to blow up tons of shit.

>>2472001
One doesn't need millions of dollars to enjoy life. It's possible even with modest sums of money.
I'd say it would even be worse if you spent most of your time actually making money instead of using it, it'd defeat the whole purpose of making money in the first place.
I'm one of the opinion that actions should be purposed for more direct interests (such an action benefits you and maybe your fellow men as well). Money is useful to have in today's world, but for individuals it just increases the quality of life up to one point and then you hit a vertical asymptote.

>>2472021
>anyways, without engineers and scientists, business men wouldn't have product to sell, the flow of goods would cease, and 30 million dollars would not be redeemable, anywhere.
Don't forget artists,architects, designers, etc...
Oh also musicians
Like Justin Beiber
wait...

>>2472030
> and then you hit a vertical asymptote.

THE HORROR

>>2472021

so your pointing out that your whole life is entirely subservient to justin bieber and this makes you feel good how?

I will make his money worthless.

Tell a bunch of people who are not doing their job for money that they won't get much money by doing said job.

Worst. Troll. Evar.

>>2472073
It makes him feel good that he used /sci/ to hone his trolling skills
>babee's first troll

>>2472079
Could you please explain me how?
Thanks in advance.

>>2472052
>Don't forget artists,architects, designers, etc.

I make a point of forgetting them
they have no bearing on humanity's survival, which is and will always be the largest commodity.
Are architects going to ship our food around the country?
Are painters going to build the vehicles to move the goods?
Are musicians going to design fuel for those vehicles? or power our cities, or keep the water clean, or keep the hospitals open?

>>2472094
Post-scarcity via the TRS.

>>2472001
>project self onto other people so I don't feel bad about being such a pathetic loser.
Please get out.

Dudes, this isn't the kind of shit we want on /sci/, this is an obvious troll successfully filling /sci/ with cancer.

Please let it die, or if you feel compelled to join in this stupid conversation, sage.

>>2472098
You're forgetting the fact that people don't NEED Ipods or computers or any of that shit.
It just makes things more convenient.

>>2472114
>project self onto other people so I don't feel bad about being such a pathetic loser.

Please get out.

>>2472246
no you.

>>2472254
no you.

>>2471682
Median is about $95,000/yr and I avoid the psychological trauma of child stardom. Even trade.

And no sage.

if you faggots think justin beiber is rich.. think about the black guy that signs his checks.

this is the faggot that earns most of what beibers fans throw away.