/sci/ - Science & Math

But I don't have any fetuses...

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, you're right.

Or was unable to do so.

>>2446709
If you're reading this, then your parents had sex.

If you're reading this, then no one murdered your great grandfather.

>>2446735
>If you're reading this, then your parents had sex.

Artificial insemination.

>no one murdered your great grandfather

Happened after he procreated.

>>2446735
>If you're reading this, then your parents had sex.
Nope, in vitro fertilization.
>If you're reading this, then no one murdered your great grandfather.
My great grandfather was murdered when I was eight and he was 87.

It you're reading this, your parents are your parents.

>>2446761
>>2446751
Touche on pedantic technicalities.

>>2446775
>biological parents

if you're reading this, your father thrusted and your mother tilted just right for that exact sperm to land

If you're reading this, then you're reading this.

Are you implying that everyone who can't read or doesn't know English was murdered as a fetus?

If you're reading this, then you just lost the game.

>>2446810
they might not be able to understand what they're reading, but they are reading it.

>>2446810

Well, i'm sure it would be better if they had been.

In Soviet Russia, this reads you!

>>2446830
Technically reading implies at least comprehension of the symbols. It's not reading if you don't know the alphabet. It's just looking.

If you're reading this, you haven't gotten laid in a while, are not getting laid now, and probably won't get laid in the near future.

>>2446860
It's true.

If you can read this your father decided not to cum in a tissue before your conception.

>>2446843
well, a portuguese speaking person that can read and knows the alphabet can read this in their language. It will not make any sense for them, but they will be able to.

Someone in Japan wouldn't be able to read this at all(assuming they only know the japanese alphabet and not 'ours'), in that case your point is valid.

>>2446875
He came in a tissue and rubbed it all up in her vagina.

mother decided not to murder MY fetus? oh god I hope not.

In russia, this is reading you.

If you can read this, you will die

>>2446914

GOD IS READING THIS AND HE NEVER DIES

>>2446927
That which does not exist cannot die, so I agree with that part.

Joke's on you, OP. I'm illiterate!

>If you can read this then your mother decided not to murder you when you were a fetus.

Fix'd.

GOD IS NEVER DIES AND DIES FOREVER AT THE SAME TIME!

If you reading this than you can read that. Also, join to the tautology club

And if she did, I wouldn't be around to give a shit.

It's cute that you think you have a point.

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