/sci/ - Science & Math

So, is EK your wife, and so you want to masturbate on comments saying how your wife is great?
Or you fantazise about her, and want to see if you are not the only one, as that would be too much pathetic for your ego?

>>2419846
looks like a fat dude with chicks underpants on.
sage because i'm not gay like you engineers.

Ek once agreed to submit a sample of handwriting. This marking only the second time a female agreed to participate in one of my experiments.

I am still waiting for #1 to appear with a flashlight/breast picture.

bumping with science until my waifu notices!

>>2419846
lol, you made my day
thanx OP
:D

...(presuming not sarcasm...i cant tell)

You forgot the EK summoning ritual:

"You know...its a sad thing that chicks don't like geeks...they keep dating a lot of jerks at the same time, which is wrong..they know nothing about love.

discuss.
"

(I'm not a fan...)

>>2419868
>>2419869
>implying people with waifus have egos
>implying you can change my opinion on EK
>implying implying
oh you!

No.

tell me about this EK...

>>2419898
how many times has that actually happened?

>>2419872
Post it!
>>2419881
Oh no dear! I would never be sarcastic about you.
>>2419898
Its true. "oh wow you actually like math and physics"
>>2419903
Haters gonna hate

>>2419950
Oh I never actually received a sample. But that's ok, i got bored of the study anyways.

Now I'm thinking of doing something involving cake.

>>2419962
sample of what? my handwriting?
i thought i posted it...

..
i think he wanted the picture of the breasts with the torch shining through (i havent done this)

>>2419928
She is the most wonderfufl tripfriend on /sci/ and an excellent conversationalist. She is dignified and graceful.
>>2419935
Don't worry about the haters and expatriate robots
>>2419953
Oh noes! Misogyny will never hold you at night like EK will :3

>>2419962
>>2419971
You could always post it again!

If you guys don't like EK stick around for the info pictures.

REPORTING

I don't get this thread.

But it'd be nice to hear more about experiments with breasts and a flashlight. Might even contribute if it was interesting enough.

>mfw i don't give a fuck or know about EK

>>2419971
If you had, I must have missed it.

As for the breast, a femanon had said she was lactating and would post a picture. We were all curious to find out if there was a noticeable difference.

>>2419992
what, my handwriting?
really? i can if you like, but i dont see why you would want to see it.

>>2419976
oh my god, you are so sweet :)
xxx.

>>2419935
I've started posting here like 2 weeks ago.
Since then it happened about 4 times I think..it may not seem to be much but from the amount of times a thread like this appears and given that you probably post here only a few hours a day, and me too(so maybe I've missed some), that probably means you made that in every single thread like that you found.
And in one of them, a poster noted how every thread you post becomes about you and what you think(I guess he is an oldfag)..and I think that it was in the same thread that reached almost 300 posts and you remade it.

Well, I'm new here...but from the data I've got, thats my opinion.Sorry.

>>2419996
Its an appreciation thread for the most wonderful tripfriend!

Presumably light will go through partially just like your hand or if you used a powerful enough light source. No bones or organs to get in the way and block light.

>>2419995
hmm? you are reporting the thread?
"i- !LoVeEKpnh2"
i thought this would be right up your street =p

>>2420006
As I am not lactating, I can't contribute. Too fucking bad, guys.

this thread is proof of the faggotry in /sci/

you're dead to me sci.. you're dead.

>>2420023
You can always contribute by coming up with more SCIENCE! for us to test.

>>2420010
are, you would be refering to those long assed mrality threads that happened a week or so ago... they were fun. but quite a rarity i assure you.

if you don't like me that is fine, im not mad.

>>>/soc/

>>2420007
Do it :)
>>2420001
Welcome and learn about the magic of EK!
>>2419995
Yes! A fellow believer.

Reported... Hopefully she doesnt get janitor because of this.

>>2420013
Ha! Well now I just have to try.

.......

Light only slightly comes through (near surface of skin). I guess fat doesn't let light through so easily eh?

>EK
>fag too lazy to spell out "two"

>>2420022
No, silly. Reporting in.

I once thought I had a heart attack, but the doctor said that my ekg was clean. He kept asking if I was doing cocaine.

>>2420051
As I recall, "EK" meant "I" or "me" in some obscure language when she adopted it.

>>2420031
>>2420039
Why do you hate EK? Have you never laughed or cried with EK? Have you never been surprised or pleased, amazed? Have you never felt the kinship of EK; or the touch of EK?

She is beautiful. And we have to start being pro-EK.

>>2420041

>Do it :)

what shall i write?

>>2420037
>they were fun. but quite a rarity i assure you.
Then the theorem holds.

FFS people, it's just a woman.

>>2420048
>implying /sci/ has janitors or mods
>implying I wont just reset my ip and recreate this thread

Im posting info pictures so grab them, if you can't stand EK. Not like this is worse than science vs religion anyways or transhumanist circlejerk

>>2420053
oh, whoops lol :)

>>2420058
no, thats a coincidence. somebody else pointed that out. i was unaware.

>>2420062
...methinks you must be being sarcastic :(

>>2420065

A quick brown fox jumped over the fence, while searching for a treasure. Keep fear alive, long live _____.

AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIiJjKkLlMmNnOoPpQqRrSsTtUuVvWwXxYyZz

>>2420089
Wow fascinating, here I thought I knew some obscure EK lore.

>>2420065
Whatever strikes your fancy.
>>2420073
I am sorry sir, that you cannot accept that some women are far more than "just a woman". She is EK.

>>2420058
ik is me in dutch, ek can be pronounced ik.

>>2420089
I have a "bad" habit of becoming highly obsessed with things and people once they catch my attention.
I'm sorry you think I am being sarcastic, but I promise you I am not :)

bumping an EK thread

>>2420108
heres my handwriting :)

>>2420165
how would you know if i am beautiful etc? you havent ever seen me. i never upload pics.

>>2420174

>>2420174
Do you always write in cursive? also how do you write your zses like that, and your rses remind me of some math equation. cant remember which one though.

>>2420186
lol

>>2420198
erm, yeh pretty much.
thats just how i always write...doesnt seem much differnt to how my mates write ect.

>>2420195
lol, y wud u wanna save that? :)

>>2420181
Beauty is much more than just the physical look of a person. Some of the most "beautiful" celebrities and models are ugly, corrupted by greed and money. You thankfully are not :) You are a beautiful person.

I hope one day you see yourself as a beautiful person not for the way you look but for who you are as a person.

I suppose my mind is filling in the details that I don't know fueling the fascination with you.
>>2420186
Carpe Diem. Seize the day and be united with EK.

My waifu > EK

No but seriously what the fuck is going on here what the vaginas.

No.

>>2420215
if you actually saw me in person, i doubt you would think this.
i am a skinny, geeky science-girl...i'm definitely nothing special.
also, im fairly short.

i mean i dont have much problem getting guys... but some of my friends are far more attractive than i am.

>>2420215
>Beauty is much more than just the physical look of a person. Some of the most "beautiful" celebrities and models are ugly, corrupted by greed and money. You thankfully are not :) You are a beautiful person.
> Woman/gay/hipster detected
> maybe EK itself
> IF EK is really female

>>2420235
what is your profession / field of study?

>>2420222
You, sir, are just as delusional as I am. At least my waifu is a real person and human. Im obsessed with EK like that girl in Misery. I probably have a problem

But who cares when EK is Miss perfect?

>>2420238
i dont samefag, and even if i did, do you really think i would be so arrogant as to start an entire thread about myself?

...wait, dont answer that.

Tripfaggotry on my /sci/?

Pic related, it's my waifu.

>>2420250
she doesn't even have a nose.

>>2420247
2nd year zoologist.

>>2420248
>miss perfect
lolno
far from it...

>>2420212
Hopefully to troll EK-haters.

>>2420248

>real person

Fine parahumans don't exist. Yet. I will be in my lab.

>and human

Hey fuck you buddy, as long as it's sentient it's all good.

>>2420259
I have a friend doing zoology. He seems to like it, except for the statistics.

EK is a woman, I've never met a woman I wouldn't pursue and attempt to fuck. I really like the moderately good looking and slightly intelligent ones.

I think pretty much everyone ITT is about the same.

Hi EK, wanna fuck?

>>2420238
>>2420233
hahaha I can assure you that I am not EK.

>>2420235
Why are you being self-depreciating? You are a wonderful and beautiful person. Who cares if you are short or skinny? You are still EK and still the best.

There is more to beauty than proportion and symmetry of the bodies and faces of people. The beauty on the inside radiates to the outside and gives people an aura around them that you can feel.

>>2420269
...troll them with 'i can haz cheezburger?' written with a dried out felt tip pen and photo'd with a shit webcam?

???

EK what university do you go to?

>>2420274
In order to derail this thread, I would like to ask you what you think the scientific basis is behind furries. I am not one so I cannot comprehend it, but it seems like it effects one's life more than most other fetishes, and people are much more open about it, comparitively.

I am curious.

I like EK, but this thread is frustrating, because I have THIS much competition if I want to find a girl like her.

>>2420280
lol same! :) stats is kinda hard...

>>2420281
lolno
sorry, but i dont hookup over internets.
if you ever miraculously randomly meet me IRL, then possibly.

>>2420294
...i dunno man, it still sounds like you are being sarcastic.
if you are legit, what have i ever done to warrant such praise? i'm a pretty standard tripfag TBH..

>>2420299

I call it the Eliza Syndrome. It's a general inability to socialize with people caused by past negative experiences that causes the person to resent others, retreat to his lab and create glorious leopardgirl.jpg.

In other words: Fucking Rotwang from Metropolis and the machinenmensch. The only difference is that it's a particularly furry version of the machinenmensch.

>>2420259
Hey EK. being a zoologist , what do you think about zoophilia ? Have eve thought about having sex with a dog? What about your mates? Any of them is? Elborate

>>2420297
erm...hmmm
i dont wanna be tracked down. id rather not say.
sorry.

>>2420305
why would you want a girl like me?
there are far more beautifl girls out there. ones hat are more intelligent as well.

GOD DAMN WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS THREAD EXIST.

EK OR WHOEVER THE FUCK THIS IS IS RETARDED. HAVE YOU HONESTLY READ ANY OF YOUR POSTS? YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID.

AND WORSE. YOU'RE SELF IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO MAKE A TRIP AND THINK YOU MATTER.

BY THE WAY. WE KNOW YOU'RE A GUY.

FUCK. OFF. AND DIE.

FUCKIN SAGE

YES I MAD

>>2420259
You really enjoy this huh? I know not all females are alike but I'm still kind of embarrassed because of this thread. Must be hormones taking over..

more like <span class="math"> E_K= {1 \over 2}mv^2 [/spoiler] amite guise?

>>2420322
no, ive never even considered it. the idea is vulgar to me. kind, intelligent male humans only.

>>2420299
OP here. I too am curious about it.
>>2420259
Oh EK! You are perfect even if you don't realize or admit it. The imperfections of people make them endearing and human, loveable and real.
>>2420305
I am not competition brother. I realize fully I will never be with EK and that it is probably for the best. When you love someone you will let them go so that they can be happy, because you put them and their needs and wants before yourself. I hope you scientists understand this one day.

>>2420311
Just trying out a bit of irony. I don't expect to fuck.

I don't believe you'd garner this much attention if you didn't post pictures of yourself and admit to having a vagina.

that said, I do like reading what you have to say, but mostly because there's a bias against biologists in general and green biology in particular on this board, and I happen to enjoy both. Your posts are appreciated.

>>2420295
>>2420327


>>2420333
trips tres never lie

>>2420346
> you-will-never-masturbate-to-pictures-of-EK.jpg

>>2420329
enjoy what?

>>2420327
<<<pic

>>2420294
You can't.
EK can't prove it is female either.

EK, maybe picture of you without face or any other identifyable things? :)

or a picture of your room or desk or something... or anything?

>>2420352
I'm old enough to be EK's dad, I doubt she's my ideal, or I hers.

>>2420343
theres no fuckin way you are for real...all i am is text on a computer screen.

>>2420346
oh cool. thanx :)

>>2420319
That's cool, I can understand that. I think the reason I find a lot of furries are super annoying is because of their terrible obsession with everything weeaboo usually, and I just hate weeaboos.

You're cool though, props to being a dignified furry.

I disapprove of namefaggotry in general, as it goes against the anonymous spirit of 4chan, but EK is cool. She writes good posts and we have had some thoughtful conversations.

To everyone who is not EK. Would you enjoy the attention of an obsessive, clingy, potentially psychopathic 4channer?

See this from her eyes, I know as a male it seems any attention from the opposite sex is good attention, but would you really want this kind of attention ?

I just can't help myself, and I have to let her know how I feel about her. Even if she hates me, I could never do anything but appreciate and love her.

>>2420382
wat, I thought I was the oldest fag on /sci/, but I'm not old enough to be her father. Well, I did lose my virginity at 14, so theoretically...

( ._.)

IT'S PLATONIC GUYS I SWEAR

>>2420395
I don't know about these other faggots, I'm just having fun. You've heard of this activity?

>>2420367
i can prove, i just wont.

nothing short of screencapping my cunt would be absolute proof...and im not gonna do that.

>>2420381
...why?

...also, no.

>>2420382
there is no such thing as ideal, everybody is different, and nobody is perfect in every way.
also, how do you know how old i am?

>>2420326

You just sound very rational and down to earth. I've yet to meet a girl like that, it's one or the other. Too bad you're not in Canada

>>2420408
you told us your age

>>2420388
This is real. I am real, I know it might be hard to comprehend that someone can fall in love, with minimal knowledge of a person. But my mind truly fills in the blanks and you are a complete, whole person. A beautiful person.

I cannot sage this thread enough.

Also, with my gender bias absent EK is not very intelligent and does not write mature, well-though out posts.
gb2 /soc/. No one cares.

>>2420394
hmm... can your remind me of which threads you have discussed things with me? just some keywords...maybe i will remember you.

>>2420395
i'm not so keen on attention TBH. IRL i am very shy.
not that i mind this thread...its fine. i mean, some of the OP's posts are kinda embarrassing, but w/e.

>>2420421
>someone can fall in love, with minimal knowledge of a person
It's not love unless it's reciprocated. What you have is a crush.

>>2420359
You must enjoy this topic, is what I mean. It seems you're very fond of attention (assumption made based on your former posts, though I'm not too familiar with your posts as it seems we're on different time zones and hang around different threads).

Out of curiosity.. Could you describe your relationship to you father and males in general?

Also, what animal(s) are you most fond of?

(Don't ask, it's pseudo-scientific crap I'm thinking about.)

Getting in another sage to correct myself. Thought* >>2420433

Tripfag appreciation thread! Bump!

>>2420433
>EK is not very intelligent and does not write mature, well-though out posts.
really?
quote me.what have i said that was not intelligent or well thought out. post a link to one of my comments.
you must be able to find one...

>>2420408
Theoretical fear of bad consequences impede you from doing that=you can't

>Creepy neckbeards fawning over some allegedly female tripfag
>103 posts and 30 images omitted.

So I guess /sci/ is the new /r9k/.

>>2420459
Actually she can. She is physically able to do it. She just isn't willing or wanting to do it.

>>2420464
Indeed. Deleting it was the worst choice ever.

>>2420451
You write like this.
>>2420212
It's disgusting.

>>2420443
>It seems you're very fond of attention
i'm honestly not! but apprently i come across like that.

>Out of curiosity.. Could you describe your relationship to you father and males in general?
well my father is very very nice... kinda distant in some way. but not controlling at all, and hats how i like it.
males in general...well im sorta a tomboy, most of my friends are guys, i just tend to get along with them better than girls, because girls tend to be far more emotional, which i just dont know how to deal with, wheras guys are just pretty cool, blunt, and to the point, and i apreciate blunt honesty.

>Also, what animal(s) are you most fond of?
cats! :D
cats are really cute and friendly. dogs are quite cool as well.
...any small furry mammal, and i'm sold.

>>2420477
>implying grammar and syntax proves intelligence and the thought process that is exerted into a written message.

>>2420464

Just for the record I only drool on leopardgirl.jpg not EK.

>>2420480
>browses 4chan
>lots of guy friends
NOPE.jpeg

>>2420470
Invalid.You're already assuming that it is female.

>>2420480
>most of my friends are guys
If I've learned anything from my time at /r9k/, it would be that a woman with more guy than girl friends are trouble.

Were those comments provided in the OP's original screenshot photo supposed to be poignant and demonstrative of how great this EK person supposedly is? If so, I am missing something.

EK what other boards do you lurk?

>>2420319
>actually referenced metropolis
You sir, are awesome.

For extra points please say you prefer the Georgio Moroder soundtrack.

>>2420505
trouble?
what do you mean?

>>2420505
lesbian amirite?

>>2420503
I have to assume the she is a female or my argument would be moot. Plus I am only correcting how they are misusing the can.

>>2420497

Nobody cares about you, tripfag. Must be hard having all that sweet attention stolen by another tripfag with a cleverer scheme.

>>2420515
>implying most of your guy friends don't want to fuck you (or haven't already) and this wouldn't be offputting to a potential boyfriend

>>2420510
occasionally /mu/ /g/ and /v/ and /b/

/sci/ is my main board (and /b/ is kinda shit...ive cut back on it substantially)
also /r9k/ before it got BAl33ted.

>>2420513

I don't know, I just got the (Restored) version that had a single never-ending orchestra thingee, so I don't think that's it.

>>2420496
>implying white-knighting on an anonmymous image board is cool.

Also, syntax, grammar and spelling, especially "text speak", is very related to intelligence.

>>2420545
That explains C++.

>>2420518
no, straight.
...or possibly slightly bisexual.
im not even sure =p

>>2420534
i dont want a boyfriend.
boyfriend = commitment and imprisonment.
i am happy being free and single.
...also, to be completely honest i have at some point fucked most of my male friends... call me a slut, i dont care, they are lovely people.

Why is this degenerating into an EK hate thread?

Why are you robots so damn misogynistic? Why do men liking women infuriate you so much? Why didn't anybody love you?
>>2420480
Cats are great!

>>2420525

Actually I'm happy enough with having one of my threads archived and being remembered as the resident furfag God :3

>;3~~

>>2420545
Never implied that. I am saying pretentious assholes like yourself give smart people a bad name and that content is what important.

As always, there are many haters, but I know many share a much brighter picture of EK.

EK represents the very best of humanity, she is humble and graceful yet confident and strong, she will make you laugh at your own mistakes and rightfully dismiss those whose whole purpose is to cause anger.

She is driven by curiosity, the will to understand the world, and indeed, by extension the universe. It is my firm conviction that no-one could dispute her full heart devotion to this board.

EK, I migth not always agree with you, but I will always support you, maybe we will meet in the ancient halls of science one day, until then.

Keep going.

>>2420561
what did you expect?
this is the first time a thread has been solely about me, and i am far more hated than liked on this board. it was bound to deteriorate into a hate thread.

>>2420558
>fucked most of my male friends

>>2420571

>>2420451
The comments provided in the picture prove how unintelligent and mediocre you are. It's complete drivel. You are a perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect, I suggest you check it out.

>>2420571
...duuuuude.
are you a poet?

>>2420581
problem?

>>2420596
what picture?

>>2420609

>what picture?

That's it, I'm out of here.

>>2420596
>mfw i read the first line on the wiki entry of the dunning-kruger effect

>>2420609
Probably the OP's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN1ru6_u8lY

>>2420571
You understand!
>>2420578
They only hate you because you are everything they want, but can't have and they are too childish to accept it and move on. Also no girl ever liked them. Don't let these sad little boys get to you!
>>2420581
Oh no women are sexual too! Nearly every guy would fuck everyone of their female friends if they got the chance. Stop being insecure.

>>2420616
Hits close to home doesn't it? Don't worry, cognitive dissonance will take care of that for you.

>>2420614
oh right, OP's pic.... yeh.

>>2420629

>>2420632

No, no, it's a metaphor: "Provide a picture" -> "Provide insight."

ITT: Nerds fawning over, what I presume to be, a nerd girl. Such a sad sight to see.

>>2420609
Sure.We are not your friends.

This thread is pretty fucking epic, EK-haters not out in force but they're gathering at the gates.

>>2420621
lol, i didn't start this thread, and if you dont like me then stop reading my comments, i was only answering questions other people had put to me.
would you prefer i just ignore them?

>>2420629
don't worry, im not emotional, and i tend not to care what most people think.

>>2420649
if in your fucked up wor;d 'fawning over' = 'hating on'
....

>>2420671
I estimated it to be half and half.

>>2420662
>>2420671
>>2420661
>mfw my appreciation thread makes even more people hate EK

>>2420671
Why do you type like that?

>>2420686
naw, its me and 2 other dudes. everyone else hates her :(

>>2420686
hmm...maybe.
ah well, i shall just ignore the haters.

>>2420694
it was a typo.

>>2420703
Do you not find this whole thread slightly pathetic?

>>2420706
erm, yeh kinda.
doesn't do well for me trying to maintain an image of NOT being an attention whore, if this kinda thing pops up.
this is a /sci/ence board, its shouldnt have anything to do with me personally.
i appreciate the affection in this thread (if it was genuine) but lets move on please.

>>2420706
>slightly
I lol'd. I am forever a neckbeard. This thread is incredibly sad and pathetic.