/sci/ - Science & Math

>It's like the moment I say I'm a physics major they instantly lose all interest no matter how well I was doing before. What the fuck.
Self-selection. You don't want to breed with them.

My wife is a PhD biochemist, BTW.

Fuck girls. When you grow up, you'll realise this.

Hurr durr i think my major defines who I am

>>2406302

Are you attractive?

Cause thats basically the only thing the fine bitches care about.. And money, try to explain to them that being a successful physicist could result in money, the concept money + you = pussy

yeah buddy, i'm sure it's because of your major

You just need to say it with confidence.

I Am A PHYSICS Major!!!

>but I also don't want to be forever alone

Ah, so you'd rather get a woman to suck your wallet dry? Trust me, son, don't bother with them.

>>2406331
>>2406331
LOL, this

Really? Is it really a huge turn off for girls to see a man who does physics? That's some shallow shit.

>>2406311
>My hand is a PHD biochemist, BTW.

ftfy

Op if you want to have meaningless sex then just don't tell them, if you want a long relationship seek out someone that isn't a moron. Problem solved.

>>2406342
You really think there's a reason for me to lie about that? You sound threatened. You don't need to be.

Well you've got to make it MEAN something to them.

I'm an aerospace engineer but I know when I say that to women their eyes glaze over so I just tell them I'm literally a rocket scientist. Then their pants magically fly off.

A ballet guy impregnated Natalie Porter! Women like man that can move their body and feelings.. not only their minds... its a reasonable.

>>2406382
You ever seen the legs on a male ballet dancer? They've got some muscle. Also DAT ASS.

dude, just say your a finance major, like I do, scores hot bitches all the time (though be careful, some of those women can be very mercenarial and have little issue making you a baby daddy), and i'm a chem major.

>>2406398
Lying is a poor foundation for a long-term relationship, if that's what you're shooting for.

tell them you're a philosophy major or something and they'll think your loldeep

>>2406314
then make it interesting. for fucks sake, the only people who like to talk about math are people into math.

rather than say a physicist, tell women the most interesting fucking thing possible that you want to do as a physicist.

also, joke around with them, and don't be so fucking serious. no woman wants to listen to a fucking math sermon.

I'm female and want to date a physics major. But they're not interested in law majors. What is it with you pricks? I'm interested in physics but not enough to make a career out of it.

>read Cosmos at uni
>dude notices, says something in a not-so-confident manner about the book
>"what's your major"
>"law"
>"oh really bye then"

And no, I'm not ugly or fat or have a weird voice..

>>2406413
get out of law while you still can.

>>2406405
this is actually not a bad idea. If they're stupid enough to think finance majors are are worth something it shouldn't be too hard to convince them finance is essentially the same thing as physics when they find out.

Here's a question, why are you even trying to go out with these bimbos?

>>2406421
Naw, I like it. Technicalities are awesome.

>finance is essentially the same thing as physics when they find out

What?

>>2406452
are you planning to practice in the US?

>>2406460
He's talking about BSing it.

>>2406450
because I'm genetically wired to want attractive girls.

I know, it's retarded. but doesn't change anything.

>>2406462
Nope. Eurofag.

>>2406486
ok, nevermind.

here in the US, the legal field is a fucking lottery.

>>2406470
Attractive is not the same as bimbo. In fact, it seems to be the other way around.

Don't fucking tell them your major unless you are asked. If then they asked and you said the truth which turns them off, then that's good, you just weeded out shallow bitches.

Clearly you are talking to sorority sluts. What you need to find is the pseudo-intellectual hipster girls. Try the philosophy department.

>>2406517
Are you mad man? Imagine a philosophy vs science thread being replayed in your head once every half hour. This is what it feels like dating a pseudo intellectual philosophy hipster.

>>2406517
or just go to the engineering department and take cocks up the ass
it's all good

>>2406534
That has never been my experience with the philosophy majors. Maybe you should get off 4chan more.

>>2406534
I like science as philosophy, Objectivist here.

physics fag here

physics is sexy, intelligence is sexy, T n A are sexy

wherever you are, they must all be american or poor there...

>>2406302
>I can't stand the terrible reputation it has among women

WTF are you talking about? What piss poor place do you live in? Get the fuck out of stupid-ville ASAP!

>>2406555
lol. physics is sexy when you can explain it to someone with words.

otherwise, its a geek sanctuary, male or female.

I don't care about what what a guy does, but why he is doing it... if he is in finance or physics i can distinguish if an activity is his real calling.... or he are doing it to please others, appear superior or some exterior compensation...

>>2406487
Law girl here yet again. I have philosophy as a minor, another turn-off for scientists. Ha.

Physicist in my 5th year here.
And I can tell you telling a girl you're a physicists kills the mojo instantly.
sux, man.
So I usually add sub freaky cool subjects I'm working on and hope that helps.

most of the physics guys ive met are really attractive...OP must live in a shithole populated by dumb sluts.

>implying having the wrong major in college will make you be forever alone

>>2406627
>herewegoagain.jpg

also I'd like to add
>>2406608
I have "a problems" with law majors too. Maybe it's not fair but it doesn't fit in my way of thinking. See, when I met a girl (or guy) doing law, I always think that they do it for money. And I like to study out of interest. Or to change something.
I'm good with philosophy though. (I take some lectures sometimes, but the girls there are a little bit..artsy, but not in the good way)

the fuck is that meant to mean, faggot!?

>>2406627
This is actually true. Where does that stereotype come from? Jealous dumb fucks who were rejected?

Why you care about gettin laid, shouldn't physics be your mistress?

Tell them how you control the planets or something more realistic. if you don't got the powah, no bitch will cowah

>>2406654
This.

>>2406650
Well.. yeah. Many do. And others study it because it's valued.

I just love the order.. like laws of physics, only you might be fucking able to change them or use them for your goal. Takes logic. And creativity, even.

>>2406302
>>2406302
Most physicts are married with children.

\thread

Just tell them you're a scientist. If they ask what kind, they won't care, if they don't, they're too dumb for it to matter

Sounds like you need to learn the Feynman Method. Read all his books, many of his stories were about how to pick up women.

tell them you study the philosophy of science
then correct them when they insinuate shit about false problems of science

um, lie, OP, lie. we all lie to women. that's how the world goes 'round. just say you're a doctor.

Holy motherfucking shitballs of fucksticking hairy ballfucks. this is fucking always on this board
I went for the biology shit course cause I'm going to med school and there are LITERALLY no guys in these classes, only girls. I was joined by one male friend of mine, that's it.. and guess fucking what; THEY ARE FUCKING BORING, GIRLS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR AND CHATTING WITH THEM IS LIKE TALKING TO A DOG, THEY ALL REACT THE SAME WAY AND HAVE THE SAME CRAPPY HUMOR LAUGH AT THE SAME FUCKING FUCKKKKKKK
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yes, imad. I always go eat lunch with my buddies in the physics course. now there we can raise some hell and have fun.

But yeah, some of those chicks are hot and all that. That doesn't mean chatting with them is any fun. fucking retards.

Should have become a chemist faggot

>>2406752
>you're supposed to be the funny one
>that's how you get women
>ignoramus learned nothing about sex from biology

>Math major
>5% of class female
>my face

>>2406355
How would I go about becoming an aerospace engineer?

the fact you are a fag may help also.
Physicist here. Been with women. Told them lies. Got tired. Just want to be alone.

>>2406752

Gay guys have it made.

>>2406757
oh hey, I can make them laugh and all that. They just can't make me laugh. Every day. All year.

>>2406797
I thought gay guys liked the company of women.
also, i did have sex with one of them last year. And yeah, it was great. (dated for a while then broke up w/e). What isn't great is being school buddies with these idiots, sitting next to them every day.

>my face when my PhD Neuroscientist sister is married to a firefighter who doesn't know what atoms are

There is no hope for you. To be a male scientist is to sacrifice everything for the sake of advancing the human species.

>>2406838
And to be a female scientist? men are intimidated by those that make more money than they do (high-tier science majors tend to) and those smarter than them. You have to pretend to be stupid to catch a good-looking one.

You guys should go after foreign (esp Asian) girls. You don't know what you're missing. The Chinese politburo is engineers.

>>2406854

Stop whining, there are so many males in high tier science that you can take your fucking pick.

>>2406783
>>2406783
>>2406783
>>2406783
>>2406783
can someone answer this question?

>>2406857

You have to accept that she only likes you because of your job title and salary.

>>2406854
intelligence is a massive turn on (for me)
right after a beautiful face

>>2406854

Blatant fucking lies. Many a male would give his left testicle to find an intelligent female in his field.

>>2406879

>good grades in highschool
>apply to University
>get accepted
>work hard
>graduate
>apply for job
>get job

tell them "rocket science"

bitches love rocket science

>>2406854
Well, that's as obnoxious as saying that women don't find a physicist attractive.
Oh wait

>>2406752
I'm in bio too but I think I can't make friends because I'm sort of socially awkward.
I dunno otherwise. I have no personality, what could I have in common with girls?

>>2406881
just like you only like her because of her face/figure?

Not everyone is that shallow.

>>2406889
What major? post grad shit?

Focus on your education first. You can wait to get girls until after your a physicist and make a generous income.

>>2406903
>I have no personality
what does that even mean? I never heard someone saying that about themselfs.

>>2406912
>physicist
>generous income

>>2406688
>physicist=pedophile

>>2406302

I'm a female physicist, and men in the field are complete and utter pigs. Every time I run into one of my male peers in a colloquia it's no better than running into a club half naked. Guys know my name that I've never even met, tutoring is a nightmare because asking "What did you get for number five?" is almost always interpreted as "I want to have sex with you."

Physics majors are a complete turn off for women because they've met physicists and they know how they act: socially inept perverts

Fuck physicists, date engineers.

>>2406923
Maybe the answer was 69?

>>2406913
No interests. Nothing that sticks out.

>>2406923
9/10 trololollol

at campus the "people who saw every star trek episode"-is huge compared to real life. You wanna tell me these guys are ass grabbing dicks? ridiculous.
People say "I wan't to have sex" while you tutor them? Where do you life? Africa? There is something called head of faculty.

>>2406952

I'm still in grad school, how many men have you met that are honestly sitting about thinking of ways to court women in your department?

"Oh, the girl from quantum is such a lovely creature, I think I shall ask her to dinner and perhaps a promenade around the park after?"

It's more like
"That one girl in quantum, how do I sleep with her?"

>>2406972
Bitches and whores mang, what do you want.
They're just not going to fall cooked onto your lap.

>>2406972

That's how men work. Romance is a facade men use to fuck women.

Maybe you want to be a lesbian.

>>2406972
I got some bad news for you, dude. All guys are like that.

>picking a major because of how women will react to it
You probably shouldn't be in physics anyway.

>>2407006

I'm not mad because physicists are generally socially inept sex fiends, I was just answering the OP about why women don't like physicists.

Anyways, like I said, engineers!

>>2407021

>engineers

Not surprising since women usually love being friends with gay men.

>>2407021
except for your answer is bullshit. I'm sorry for your experiences but physicists are usually rather quiet sci-fi or math loving freaks - at least compared to non-natural science majors.

>>2407037

I sense a lot of butthurt in this thread all of a sudden

Well, I'm a female physicist and I'm dating a male physics student so... I don't know what to tell you other than I'm bisexual and I also totally got me a lesbian gf because she though physics was hot... maybe that's just bis and lesbians though but ... tough luck kid

>>2407050
>>2406923

>4chan
>Physicists
>Female
>Two of them

Those are some astronomical odds.

>>2407050
your point being?
(except for you date two people)

>>2406302

>>2407045

you must be new here

>>2407060
i think she was trying to make the point that shes dating a physics major so op finding a chick isnt impossible. the rest is just a dumb bitch's self involvement

How needs girls when you got engineering?

>>2406302
>>2406302
>>2406302
Could be worse

>>2407060
>implying there is anything wrong with dating 2 people.

What Phd do women find attractive?

>>2407067
>dumb bitch

Well this thread took a wrong turn somewhere.

>>2406312
>>2406302

>>2407086
Physics

>>2407086
what you study is irrelevant for attractiveness.
attractiveness depends on what kind of person you are.

>>2407060
Yeah sorry if it wasn't clear I was indeed just saying that in my experience there are indeed some girls out there who dig physics students so i suspect it's just bad luck for OP and I recommend he don't give up.

>>2407096
What if he doesn't like whores?

>>2407080
>herewegoagainagain.jpg

>>2407111
Hm.. that's funny. The image didn't show up.

>>2407095
Sort of true. However, the Ph.D does say something about someone's personality and abilities. There have to be certain characteristics that most students share. What those are, don't know.

>>2407086
Anywho, math, chem, phys students whom I've met seemed quite alright. And those are fields I hold in value.

>>2407106
Hey. fagballs. A whore takes money. I fuck for free.

>>2407120
Ok you're right, my apologies.

>>2406643
>>2407111
stop posting this you stupid thick cunt!
you arn't funny, and you arn't entertaining.

>>2407158
I thought it was kinda funny though. I should go to sleep now.

electrical engineer here

Girls practically get wet when they ask me what I study. I almost majored in physics and I'm glad I didn't now.

>>2407191
Gynecologist here, just letting you all know that I win. Always.

>Except for the ... you know... rancid vaginas...

>>2407158
funny?
entertaining?
You surely miss the point.
I'm in favor of making a sticky thread with all your opinions and the details about the strange world you live(and no one else) in order to get rid of your posts.
In all threads discussing social issues, you fail to realize that exceptions have no value while trying to figure out the behavior of masses.You insist with your non-mainstream opinions and how your social circle is different from any other in the world("I have no emotions, polygamy is ok and nerds get girls").
I don't know if any of these things(your opinions, your life, your friends) are true, if you're just another hipster who thinks that different=cool or if you do that just get attention.

btw, are you a mod/janitor? I think I saw one of your posts(in answer to my first) vanished.

>>2407269
lol, you've seen me post before, havent you?

>>2407269
It seems like it:
>>2407309

>>2407332
obviously i am not going to admit whther i am a janitor/mod or not.

>>2407364
But you are.Ive seen your post.

This thread is fucking ridiculous. Really, scroll up and read everything posted in here. I repeat, it's fucking ridiculous.

In response to the OP's own personal failure at impressing women (as I highly fucking doubt his major had anything to do with it) this shitbucket of a thread was made. Everything posted in here is nothing but broad, generalized statements against women, engineers, or those of majors that aren't yours.

In short, tl;dr- fuck this thread. imad? yes, which is why I posted this, fucktard.

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