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2392490 No.2392490 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: you have a Time Machine.

You plant archeological evidence to be discovered by yourself ( or others).

Yoe get the laughs (maybe get famous) and blow the collective mind of human race

Profit

>> No.2392494
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2392494

i plant a note : >>2392490 is a fag
turns out to be true

>> No.2392503

you go 100.000 y back in time, you paint with addecuate materials a crude representation of pythagoras theorem in not so much visited cave, and hide it below some heavy rocks...until you "discovered" it nowadays

>> No.2392508

>>2392494

your profit: being a lame person

woa, way to take advantage of situation, you sir win so much

>> No.2392518
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2392518

hide a clockwork mechanism inside some ancient vessel

but forget it, it has already occurred

pic rel

>> No.2392521

OP pic from where?

Turtlehead poking out - not sure if to shit bricks or not to shit bricks.

>> No.2392528

Translate "Mein Kampf" to ancient greek, hide it between next batch to check in philology department of some college

>> No.2392529
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2392529

go back roughly 2000 years, around Jerusalem, and perform a simple grave robbery....

>> No.2392535

>>2392521

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/cathedral-spaceman-carving.shtml

Funny

>> No.2392537

>>>2392521
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Cathedral,_Salamanca
>Among the ornate carvings on the façade is the incongruous likeness of an astronaut floating in space; it was added by an artist during restoration work in 1992 as a symbol of the 20th century.

>> No.2392539

I'd go back to some war (haven't decided yet) that is being fought with flintlock rifles and hand some guy on the front lines an AK-47 and a deagle.

>> No.2392542

>>2392529

Leave Slowpoke toy there, return, go to church--->rofl

>> No.2392571
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2392571

Go for Muhammad, convince him with FX that you are Allah and that he have to explicitly state in the Qur'an that all muslims have to prey in (pic related) pose, including rainbow horn

profit

>> No.2392573

>>2392571
fixed: pray

>> No.2392580

Hide some carbon fiber piece in a not yed opened Aztec tumb

>> No.2392599

Inscribe a play by play record of two girls one cup in stone and meticulously plant it in every single major historical tomb I can think of just before they're sealed.

>> No.2392604

appear before some nomadic Hebrew shepherds, tell them that they are my chosen people. Inflict a number of arbitrary and meaningless rules for them to follow in order to gain my favor. Abandon them and never look back.

>> No.2392606

>>2392573
That did not need fixing imo

>> No.2392632

>>2392599
also; shitting dick nipples

>> No.2392662

Bring Mein Kampf and detailed plans and specifications for modern weaponry to 18th century Prussia.

ETERNAL ARYAN REICH

>> No.2392664

if it were possible to change the past in the future it would have already been done

>> No.2392722

>>2392664

Yes but we would have no way of knowing that something in the past had changed, because we would have lived like it was always the normal.

People could be changing the fuck out of time right now, but we would have absolutely no idea in knowing. FUCKED.

>> No.2392748

>>2392722
Unless a tangent universe is created whenever you change something back in time.