/sci/ - Science & Math

How to cure stupidity? That will NEVER happen sadly.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=669334#post669334

http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

THE DEISTS !

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427

http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

THE DEISTS !

It is your job to prove earth is not flat. Burden of proof man.

>>2354511
LOB, oh you

>>2354512
these inferiors cannot be educated, and perhaps they shouldn't be.
"Levi Jones
Associate Pastor of Theology

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: With my nose stuck in the Bible.

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You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Going yappity yap yap yappity
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No one cares for your unsaved whining. This is a forum for Christians to gather. Furries are disgusting perverts who are not welcome.
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This infraction is worth 15 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
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"I can help, please contact me at levijoneslbc@gmail.com"

WHAT HAVE I DONE

>>2354502
There is a much bigger problem bro

>year 2011
>human beings still believe god (ancient fairytales)

>>2354511
This is absolute nightmare fuel-level rage. I am actually left speechless after reading these. The flat earth society I have seen before. I just assumed they were masterful trolls...

But this forum.

No.

All I can say is that I now have a headache.

>>I had similar results with the paper. The Bible doesn't mention anything about static electricity, so I think it's safe to assume the devil is trying to confuse you.


So can someone just be serious for second. Are they trolling?

>implying that they aren't all trolls
>implying you didn't just get trolled

I see what you did there...

And they MAD!

>>2354623
>>2354616
They are REAL. The only troll there was OP

how can you beleive in gravity if it's just a theory (a geuss?)

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32062

they're trolling

>>2354639
>Gravity is not a fact, but only a theory, and, as every True Christian® knows, the word “theory” means “vague, delusional speculation on basis of wrongly interpreted data.”

True Christians®: 1
Athiests: 0

>>2354638
actually i see myself like a preacher of the good speech of non-fantasy world. these poor inbreds probably never travelled or took a plane. or ever opened a book that's a fact.

i knew that leaving a link to e621 on my profile would make at least one of them cry blood. so yes, they madden so mad.

yiff yiff

itt: we troll OP for being a furfag

sick fuck

>>2354687
Dumbass.

Hollly shit the other boards. Oh fuck /sci/ Is this for real?

>>2354693

furfuck

Hey OP, what does your parents think to you being a furry?

OP should die the little fuck up.

>>2354694

OP is a furfag, what do you expect?

>>2354557
You'd better have a pic of that
>>2354502
PROTIP: there will always be crazy people, with education, the amount of crazy people with time will approach zero in a similar manner to graph related. Notice that I said APPROACH zero.

Also, yiff in thermodynamically unsound afterlife

perhaps it's an education issue or something. i think it's not really supposed to be in /sci/. this kind of retard, you got the same in saudi arabia, learning and living by the Koran. where some endoctrinated populations doesn't even talk one word but "allah".

million years of evolutions for this.

>>2354687
i'm so trolled i hate you and i swear i'm gonna furkill myself suicide because you fursulted/fursecuted my fursona and my furdom.

>>2354711
forgot my pic

You have your own ED article...interesting.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Patachu

>>2354717
ok then find a way to educate the whole world. I suggest economic development, after all, with economic development, education will inevitably improve.

>>2354502
Sorry, but:
>Against stupidity... Archailects themselves... contend in vain.

You're all fucking retarded. You stupid scientists claim that Earth is spherical and rotating at a speed of between 700-1000 miles per hour, depending on your latitude. This is a very high rate of speed. However, you can disprove this nonsense by simply jumping up as high as you can. Really, it's that simple. What happens when you jump? You come straight down to where you were. But, if the Earth were indeed spinning at such a fast speed, wouldn't you land hundreds of feet away? If you were to stand in the flat bed of a truck going 75 mph, and jump straight up, what would happen? You wouldn't fall straight down. You would fall out of the truck. That's because trucks move, the Earth doesn't. This experiment proves the Earth is fixed in space and doesn't move.

>>2354717

But you obviously HAD to gather them in this thread. GG, let the shitstorm go!

>>2354711
FIRST i need to know what to ask since this godfag wants me to send him an email.

suddenly i can't think of anything.

>>2354502

I'm a zoophile, and I'm going to screw my dog right now. I'll get a cam link open. Enjoy it motherfucker.

>>2354762
*comes*

>>2354769
OMG YAFF CANB U SEND IT TO ME PLZ
levijoneslbc@gmail.com

/sci/ I believe we are being trolled. This very likely isn't the real patachu. Let's have a robot thread.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=640789

lulz

>>2354802
WTF?

Anon posts legit shit!
There is a FlatEarthSociety fucktard, just like
there is a Christain religion.

NEWS FLASH! THE WORLD IS FULL OF MOSTLY DUMBFUCKS WITH NO CRITICAL THINKING ABILITY

Op is not trolling

Flat Earth Society is a thought experiment. It's a challenge to see how one can take the side of something so incredibly wrong (like the earth being flat) and prove it right. Maybe some fundies got strung along without realizing it, but the whole site is a giant troll.

you troll the fuck out of them.

>>2354757

No, you are also moving at the same speed as the earth. The same goes for when you are in car, plane, etc.

This is also why people go flying through windshields and have their limbs torn off if car accident. Car may stop, but you don't.

Objects in motion stay in motion in until effected by another force, but to be fair, every object on earth is always moving.

NEWS FLASH! THE WORLD IS FULL OF PRETENTIOUS DUMBFUCKS WHO CALL OTHER PEOPLE DUMBFUCKS

>>2354834
dumbfuck

>>2354813
Now that's an interesting result of trolling. Perhaps /sci/ should raid that site. Still though, I'm posting robots.

>>2354828
I don't know who's trolling who anymore.
This thread can't possibly be this meta.

You rage you lose
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617

Bonus:
Read some of the signatures in this thread.

>>2354849
perhaps yeah, they're completely inoffensive with their iq. but then; they'd believe any raid like an act of satan or something. that's useless.

robots.

>>2354816
Someone makes up fantasty, thinking its funny, or to challenge your thinking, or whatever.

It works as intended if the audience is smart, if they have critical thinking ability. However, if the audience is fucking retard, they may just believe the fantasy (and take it as truth).


Examples of EPIC TROLLS: Christainity, Mormanism, Scientology, Flat-Earth Society, Creationists.

They all started out as jokes, dumbasses took them seriously.

>>2354862
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>>2354862

These fucking aspies really believe it!
He doesn't imagine that picture is obviously shooped!

Also PATACHU! Search for
Furries, there's a discussion where some pastor claims they're REAL and sent by Satan himself to doom America!
My heart... hgnnn..

>>2354887
>>2354862

FYI: That is a satirical website. The whole thing is made up.

However, there are dumbfucks who actually think like that. "Fundementalist Christians". The purpose of the website is to show you how stupid christianity is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

>>2354915
>>2354502

We don't think, we just think we do.

>>2354872
>>they'd believe any raid like an act of satan or something.
I don't think you understand the point of raiding. Though I cannot suggest raiding, as these people seem to troll themselves

>>2354862
ROTFL

Also SIGN OF END TIMES - CORNINGWARE:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54134

And I thought the shift to non-pyrex glass was an attempt by the government to thwart my home chemistry experiments! It's really a sign of the end of the world!

>>2354757
i feel inclined to reply even though this is a troll.

Basics laws of physics prove you wrong. You as a resident of earth are already moving with the earth. If you get on a moving car and drop a ball, the ball won't fall away from your hand but directly underneath it. It's related to relativity.

Did you send your email yet?
Why not just fill it up with ASCII horsecock?

OH GOD MY FACE BROWSING FURTHER

>Stars are not giant balls of red gas, but actually diamonds. Again, if stars like Arturus and Betelgeuse were so big, why do they look so small in the sky? Also when you look at them, they are not red. They are twinkly and silvery-white, just like diamonds..

>The Earth is not a sphere. That's just a bogus old wives' tale that spread around so heavily that everyone believes that nonsense. If the Earth was really a sphere, then people in Australia would fall off into space. Gravity is a downwards force.

This whole site is just integrist filth. RAIDS,FFS. RAIDS.

>>2354511
>http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>2354915
The Author of the Website is Chris Harper. He was expelled from Liberty University (founded by Jerry Falwell, big fundie christian asshole) in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive, and "unchristian".

Harper changed schools, got his masters, turned atheist, and now hates fundies with a fuckin passion. To educate people on the biggotry, ignorance, and harm of christianity, Harper Satarizes the shit of them.

>>2354502
You goto http://www.landoverbaptist.net
and think less of christians.

The Author's work has done what he intended, by bringing there ignorance to the forefront.

>>2354862
>Now, if you still don't believe these scientific facts, here are some real photographs taken at the ends of the earth:

No, he is a troll. He is 100% trolling. There is not a single damn person alive who is that stupid.

>>2354984
No shit sherlock

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

>>2354915
>>2354939

you broke it, Joker...

ITT:Faggots who don't know these sites are taking a satirical swing at satirists

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=496113&postcount=38

>>2354939
actually there's convicted creationists who believe this shit. even if this one is being satirical, others still exist.

so yeah now /sci/ can chill down.

nananananananananannananana!

>>2354984
>There is not a single damn person alive who is that stupid.

Have you ever met a christian?

>>2354995
Sorry to burst your bubble
I don't get your pic? Who the fuck is the black guy?

>>2355032
agree

Why do you want to raid this shit?
This whole site is just a troll, don't take it seriously.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Dumbasses. If you're going to rage over flat earthers, at least rage over the legit ones:

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/

According to this picture the sun has a shadow, even though it emits light, and the shadow from the planets is not placed away from the sun. These pictures are obviously and incompetently doctored. Not that I would have expected anything but incompetence and lies from the Obama-funded NASA.

>>2354935
Ironically, he has picture in his signature where the earth is obviously shown as a round sphere.

>>2355029

your ignorance is unbelievable

>>2355105
Wait, nevermind. I'm a huge faggot, please disregard my previous post.

>>2355069
>MFW the fact that the "earth is round" is so fucking trivial, that the sources in the wiki article link to children's websites

Hoping one day it becomes trivial "not to believe in fairytales (religion)". There is hope for humanity yet!

Patachu : Confirmed Enemy of God - BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

That's what you deserve for believing in a fake God like Renamon! Learn2 Jesus Christ Our Savior

wololo

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44533 This is so hilarious, except sadly some religious people believe this: when I was about 9 or so, I remember reading a religious book that essentially said that thinking critically about things is a sin, and that one must choose either religion or their own mind. Since I valued my own mind the most, you can guess how that turned out.

>>2354775

Fake patachu is fake.

>year 2011
>no oxygen in space
>human beings still believe sun is burning

The earth is flat.
Dimension is in the mind.

>>2358403

This.
Also, fairies are real because we can't see them.

>year 2011
>no oxygen in space
>human beings still believe that woman was created from a rib of man

Landover baptist church is a joke, you morons.
They're not real fundies.
jesus christ, you're as stupid as the people you make fun of.

This thread sums up pretty well why i hate /sci/