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2311296 No.2311296 [Reply] [Original]

You have 1 month to teach Sarah Palin the basics of chemistry so that she can pass a typical university's chem I final exam

-OR-

You have 1 month to teach George W. Bush the basics of calculus so he could pass a typical university's calc I final exam.

Whichvever choice you make, if you fail, your entire family will be murdered.

HEAVEN OR HELL, /SCI/, WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE

>> No.2311310

Chemistry is easier than calculus, so Palin.

>> No.2311320

>>2311310

But palin is way dumber than Bush.

Bush graduated from Yale. He was a C student. Probably had a calc course at some point. Doubt Palin's had any chem since high school, if that.

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>>2311320
>palin went to high school

>> No.2311335

>>2311320
>implying that matters

You really think Bush is going to remember more calculus than Palin remembering chemistry?

>> No.2311345

>>2311335

A university chem course is taught at a level above high school chem. So that's new material for Palin. Calc for Bush at least isn't NEW, even if he's probably forgotten most of it. Kind of a crapshoot in my opinion, either way.

>> No.2311353

>implying you can teach a monkey calculus

>> No.2311366

>>2311353

>implying you can teach a pig with lipstick chemistry

either way OP, you'd be fucked.

>> No.2311377

W. certainly isn't the smartest president we have ever had, but at least part of it is his good ole boy act. He probably had some exposure to calculus for business in his MBA program.

>> No.2311405

George Bush is undoubtedly miles ahead of Sarah Palin in terms of education and intelligence. Furthermore, calculus is much easier than chemistry. Passing a calc 1 final is a piece of cake.

>> No.2311426

Early chemistry is like memorization. Which Palin sucks at, apparently. Ouch.

Early calculus is easy logical reason. Which Bush sucks at, apparently. Ouch.

Really good choices, OP. Family is dead.

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>> No.2312835

Heaven or hell? More like Hell or Purgatory. Im pretty sure I'm fucked either way.