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2266130 No.2266130 [Reply] [Original]

I want to propose to you a hypothesis

i propose that there really are none who believe the word of the bible, i think that Christians are just the biggest trolling organization on the planet, its a top secret and it is every christians obligation to never ever tell the secret, what do you think /sci/?

>> No.2266133

>>2266130
This doesn't have anything to do with science

>> No.2266135

>>2266133

Don't forget your sage

>> No.2266138

>>2266133

yes it does, The picture is astronomy related and

Astronomy is a natural science that deals with the study of celestial objects (such as stars, planets, comets, nebulae, star clusters and galaxies) and ...

debate over, i win u lose youre a faggot and im not

>> No.2266147

Gentlemen, I loosely base my beliefs in christianity but I do so through these use of allegory.

My logic:
The bible is allegory. The symbols and stories are man made which means they begin in reality and are filtered through the mind. All things perceived in the mind come from natural patterns and shapes.

Therefore, the patterns and shapes portrayed through allegory in the bible must have a realistic basis for comparison.

Even fantasy must use what is present in reality otherwise science would be useless in that realm... oh... wait?

>> No.2266153
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2266153

>>2266138
Astronomy studier here, you raised no subject to discuss astronomy you just posted a picture. Then continued on to start a discussion about a non science subject, that even if you secretly wanted discussion about your picture would be overshadowed by what you wrote in your text.

TL;DR stop being a faggot and go back to /b/

>> No.2266174

>>2266153

doesnt matter you pseudo intellectual faggot

i outsmarted him in terms of wether or not his statement was correct

he said that my post had nothing to do with science when my post actually does have something to do with science, if he didnt want to get owned then he should have said, the topic you proposed in your post in non science but he didnt and you are focusing your whole mind power in explaining something obvious so that makes your faggot properties of higher levels

>> No.2266181

>>2266147

Just as long as you remember that the bit about god and miracles was metaphorical also.

>> No.2266183
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2266183

>>2266174
>uses pseudo intellectual.
>Tries to prove a point over trivial things.
>someone points this out and argues back like a little kid.

And i am the faggot?
pic related

>> No.2266192

>>2266181
Metaphorical for what though? The term must apply to something realistic. Is it the multi-verse? Is it the smallest particle? Is it the connections between them?

As below so above and beyond I imagine, drawn outside the lines of reason. Push the envelope, watch it bend. Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. Withering my intuitions missing opportunities and I must feed my will to feel this moment drawing way outside the line.

>> No.2266198

>>2266183

no youre just trolled, you wouldnt have responded if you wouldnt have given a fuck about my previous intended trolling act, every intelligent being in this world wouldnt have responded to my post and by replying to it you have proven my point, thanks..

>> No.2266237

>>2266147
Thats why i believe in vampires. Twilight MUST be based on something real.

>> No.2266258

>>2266237
You seem to be missing the point. Vampires don't exist, but metaphorically things which survive off of the life force of other things exist all around us. In fact all things living survive off of other living things so with an intellectual understanding of allegory one could say Twilight is actually a very philosophically deep book on certain level but in no way does Twilight surpass the bible.

Come at me bro.

>> No.2266259

>>2266198

you're a fucking idiot.

that is all.

>> No.2266270

back in my day:

Gods didnt die
Kings were worth more than their crowns
Vampires wernt anybody's buddy

>> No.2266274

>>2266259

umad

>> No.2266277

>>2266270
Team Jacob detected.

>> No.2266299

I met a christian who told me I actually believe in god "in my heart," but that I don't want there to be a god so that I can sin.

>> No.2266319
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2266319

>>2266130
>really are none who believe the word of the bible

Sounds about fucking right. The Bible is full of all sorts of fucked up stories and contradictions. Only fucking retards actually believe that nonsense. Most Christians have actually never read the whole fucking bible.

Number one way to convert a christian to an atheist, actually make them read the whole fucking bible.

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2266325

>>2266299
You should have cut his fucking throat and raped his mom....lol. No Mercy for the fucking stupid!...jk

>> No.2266327

>>2266319
that's a straw man if ever i did saw one

btw the bible is just a bunch of truthisms culminating in proverbs, which basically means the internet is our bible

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2266344

>>2266327
>guy who posts everyfucking day about how everything is a strawman argument

>doesn't actually understand what a strawman is