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2246168 No.2246168 [Reply] [Original]

DO NOT ask for your body to be donated to science after death.

A scientist will likely have sex with your corpse.

>> No.2246171

If it looked like that, he would.

I've got a neckbeard, though.

>> No.2246182

Why would I care. My body is no more important than any other piece of meat after brain death.

>> No.2246413

or stupid medicine students will make stupid pranks with your body parts.
or your body be used for crash tests
organ donor : yes
donate body to science : no

>> No.2246419
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2246419

>medicine students will make stupid pranks with your body parts.

>> No.2246430

>>2246419
when i was student, a guy was dropped out after putting a corpse penis in another girl's pocket....
that's what i was calling "stupid pranks"

>> No.2246440

>>2246430
still don't care, not like i would be using it at that point. go back to /x/ with your fixation over your own remains.

>> No.2246445

I'm really not seeing why I would care about any of this?

Actually, if my corpse penis was being used by someone else, to make his/her life better, I would view this a positive force in the environment.

On the flipside, let's waste a huge amount of resources and land, and put my body in a coffin in the ground. Sounds like a great idea.

>> No.2246461

>>2246430
How is that in any way stupid?

>> No.2246500

>>2246168
At least some form of me would lose its virginity.

>> No.2246519
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2246519

DO NOT ask for your body to be donated to necromancers after death.

A necromancer will likely reanimate you as their servant.

>> No.2246520

Yeah, I know...and then pictures will be posted on chans...just search for dissected-chan on ED

>> No.2246521

For anybody to care either way about ANYTHING after they're dead is stupid.

>> No.2246526

>>2246168
And not one fuck was given that day.

I would be DEAD motherfucker, do you know how that shit works.
No matter what you believe, there's nothing you can do about it and it does not affect you in any way.
Why care?

On the other hand, at least some of those donated bodies will help advance the cause of science and maybe help someone else live a longer more healthy life.

Finite gain vs nothing to lose.

>> No.2246547

>>2246519
meh, better than my currant pension plan.

>> No.2246552

If I was dead I don't think I would care

>> No.2246558

>>2246168
>implying I would or would be able to give a damn about my body when I'm dead

>> No.2246559

How is that a bad thing OP?
(1) I'm right, and there is no afterlife. I don't give a fuck.
(2) I'm wrong, there is an afterlife. I now have something interesting to watch during my first hours of unlife.

>> No.2246565

then I wouldn't be a virgin anymore