/sci/ - Science & Math

and just who the FUCK are you?

can't get any attention on /b/ or what?

I understand, however, you're an end loving faggot.

>>2243608

He calls himself Coolface, but that ain't his real name.

>basement dwelling faggots
>OP browsing 4chan
>trollharder.jpg

>greentextan

Insolent curs. You all make me sick.

istock_girls_laughing.tiff

I know this is a troll, but you've touched on something interesting.

Ideas have to germinate some place. The world doesn't change because the smartest guys decide to sit in a room and talk about what to do. They're made by people like you and me. The best ideas make impressions on people, which leads to legitimizing it.

You have a very negative world view if 4chan is anything but a positive gathering of minds to you.

>>2243638
Yes 4chan can be a good thing.

But most of the time it's just ignorant assholes spouting uneducated bullshit at each other.

>>2243651
No, really? Who would've thought?

>>2243638

>You have a very negative world view if 4chan is anything but a positive gathering of minds to you.

I have no words.....Nothing productive stems from this board. It's just fags arguing with fags in attempts to come across as smart as fucking ANONYMOUS posters.

>>2243661
>Nothing productive stems from this board.
Who are you to say what people take from here? Imaginations run completely wild on 4chan. There's possibility for production based on that fact alone.

>>2243661

Yeah, really. When any serious discussion can be sidelined by a single dedicated troll, the ability to come up with with anything significant is amazingly low. Having everybody be anonymous just compounds everything.

>>2243699
You don't understand how ideas grow.

You should. You're on 4chan for crying out loud. You see memes every day!

I think you're too cynical. This is a playground. Chill out.

>>2243594

>>>/b/

>>2243713

Fret not, I'm so chill you could keep a side of beef in me for a month. Hehe...

I've also sat on this board and watched discussions fall apart because some kids are having fun pissing other people off. It's part and parcel of the atmosphere here. You do get the occasional interesting thread, but this place isn't conducive to the development of in-depth concepts. The trolls are just one issue. Another is the fact that even the best threads have a lifespan of maybe a week. Having a memory like a sieve, where you can't recall or refer back to an idea you had a month ago, is problematic when it comes to idea development. You're always having to retrace your steps. Some people can work like that, but I can't.

If I were looking for serious scientific dialogue on a messageboard, 4chan wouldn't be on my list.

>>2243751

>Fret not, I'm so chill you could keep a side of beef in me for a month. Hehe...

We get it, you're a female. No one gives a shit if you have tits or not.

>>2243774

HA!

derp

>>2243594

For the OP

>I'm disdainful and edgy to get a little satisfaction in life
How's that working out for you OP?
What? It has driven all your friends away and now you're gonna die alone in your tiny cellar?
Well carry on then.

>visit /sci/ for first time by accident, meant to go on /sp/
>see this thread
>laugh
>realize op is right for once
>my face

>>2243883

Nice mad, bro. My post is an accurate description of this board overall, nothing more.

>>2243896

OP here, I'm a /sp/artan as well. /sci/ are shitty neighbors. I miss /po/

There have been brilliant people on and off this board, including some who are famous, many extremely highly educated and successful, and at least a few leading world experts on certain scientific subjects.
There's also at least one who frequents 4chan who is considered the most expert on his subject in the world.

>>2243594
>Implying science in the US military isn't shit teir

The US military has the lowest IQ of any US orginization. It is for dumb poor people.

>>2243903
agreed

lol

>>2243902
>>2243896
>jocks coming to /sci/
>lolurdumb
reported OP for whinery

>>2243903
>who is considered the most expert
>lol /sci/

>>2243897

You say that like any board on 4chan isn't one big shit fest.

Seriously, name one board that isn't full of pretentious underage dumbasses.

Take your time

but your 100% correct

>>2243906
>The US military has the lowest IQ of any US orginization. It is for dumb poor people.
>orginization
>/sci/

>>2243902
Why the fuck are you here?
Shouldn't you be sucking off your father?

>>2243924
>but your 100% correct
>your
Jesus fucking christ, /sci/ might be more retarded than /b/

>>2243925
I ment organization of adults. /sci/ is mostly little kids.

>>2243932
>orginization
>ment
>implying /sci/ knows how to spell

>>2243594
Sage this shit...DUUUURRRRR

>>2243903

By far one of the most fake claims I've seen on 4chan. That's saying something.

OP and his ilk are teenage trolls of the lowest caliber.

Sage and report.

Sage.
And.
Report.

>/sci/

Okay lower/sp/ecies, time for you to go back to your male group bonding.

Who knows, with enough practice, you might amount to engineers and then you can have your own lemonparty and be famous.

>>2243966

>>2243966

>Who knows, with enough practice, you might amount to engineers

Says a lonely fag on 4chan who's literally achieved nothing career-wise. In before "but I'm studying _____" No one gives a shit about future success that may not happen.

Yeah, /sci/ sucks ass. /sp/ rocks.
/sp/ pride!

>>2243966
>engineers
Enjoy your upper-middle class lifestyle where you work 35 years of your life, spending the majority of your time punching numbers into a computer. Cool life bro.

>>2243985
Ohh??????????????????
/sp/ pride THREAD!

>>2243985
>/sci/ has this saved on their computer

/Sci/ is actually decent when the kids are in school taking their remedial math and physical science classes.

You are seeing the bottom of the fucking barrel now since school is out.

>hurr hey guys look how retarded i am
>jokes on them, i was only pretending

>>2243985
>20081111-hardcore-gay-sex_0.jpg
>/sci/

Ya'll nerds will nvr b as coo as /sp/

There are people in many of the "greatest" scientific departments of the world who say what amounts to the same thing about their colleagues.

/sp/ represent

>Engineers

Have fun in 20 years when all your jobs are done in India for pennies on the dollar

YOU WILL NEVER GET AS MUCH COCK AS /SP/

/sp/fag contribootying

>>2243994
Just in case a ronery engineer or a jocksucker like OP happens by and needs to feel at home.

>>2243984
Says a merry jock on 4chan who will never achieve anything. In before "but I'm sucking off manager _____" No one gives a shit about future success that will not happen.

Were you just too blatantly homosexual for suck/sp/enis?

>>2244005
>implying you know what people in the greatest scientific departments of the world say about their colleagues

>>2244000

I didn't even know what sp was. I had to go to the top and click it.

Threads on the first page
>People calling mascots furries
>Team circle jerks
>Ronery green text thread
>3 threads have troll face in the op picture

Well now I know why you're here and not there

>>2243985
>>2243989
>>2244000
>>2244006
>>2244015
>>2244016

>post fag images on your OWN board
>think you're trolling /sp/
>my face

C'mon "scientists" I thought you guys were supposed to be smart.

NEEERRRRRRDSSSSSSS

/sci/ is for losers.I bet most of you retards have never even sucked dick........pathetic!

>>2244030
science is dumb
sp is smart!

>>2244030

/sci/ guy here. I laughed hard at the truth of this.

>>2244028
>go on /sci/
>front page
>existence of god - oh so edgy!
>this thread
>communism
>how i use batteries?
>what is a proton?
>left/right sided brain
>americunts retard logic
>hot chick studying
>troll science
Stay classy, /sci/

>>2244035
OWNED

>>2244043
>hardcore-engineering-studysession.jpg
>Engineering_Love__celebrating.jpg
What the fuck is wrong with /sci/? Retards.

>>2244050
Welcome to sci

>>2244043

>Engineer study session

lol'd because that was exactly what I was thinking when I scrolled down.

OH BOY GUYS, HOW'S THAT SCIENCE AND MATH GOING FOR YOU?

>>2244030
>>2244039
>implying we hadn't been grown accustomed to engineers

Well, now that /sp/ came out of the closet, we at least know where all the engineers come from.

We have made scientific progress tonight brothers!

>mfw /sci/ gets butthurt and thinks anyone who likes sports is a jock

PROTIP: This isn't highschool.
No one is going to shove you into a locker, you little faggots.

>>2244058
>sage every post
>know that thread will be bumped
>keep on poasting
>/sci/

>>2244063
bleh

I am honored. I never thought I would ever be trolled by those guys who are always on ESPN.

You know, those guys from /sp/ who are all at least Division I athletes.
Oh, right, have fun with your midlife crises!

>>2244063
I know not everyone who like/sp/enis is a jock.
Some are bear-bellied former jocks who didn't make even the first cut.

>>2244030

lol

>>2244074
Are you a native English speaker? Because you talk like full retard.

>>2244045
I knew those two guys were from /sp/. They make a good couple.

>>2244080
Aww, so so cute. /sp/'s first troll. /sp/ sure is growing up. Before you know it, they will be out there working along side their mom, giving handjobs for $1.50.

>>2244080

>>2244080

I think he's mad

>>2244097
>dat filename
>dat picture
>dat post
/sci/ confirmed for official pedophile board of 4chan.

>>2244080

>/sci/

>>2244104
Welcome to the internets. How's the first five minutes been for you?

/sp/

>>2244120
The first thing you learned on the internet is that the /sci/ board on 4chan is full of pedophiles? Cool story bro.

DOMINATE SP! DOMINATE!

>>2244129
pic so very fukken much related

>>2244146
>mfw /sci/ doesn't know how to tell jokes
>which is why they will be foreveralone.tiff

>>2244162
I'd tell you to lurk moar, but I don't think you'd benefit from it.

>>2244170
>I'd tell you to lurk moar
>sage even though he'll post again
Confirmed for a new member to 4chan.

>>2244162

>>2243594

>>2244179
>doesn't understand sage or the different reasons that people sage
Can we just drop this already and get back to ridiculing /sp/?
Or talking about science?

>>2244178
I'm sure you know all about hurt butts, right sp?

>>2244192
>herp I disagree with this thread
>derp I'm so mad
>herped a derp my butt hurts
>I know, I'll sage it
>now everyone knows I'm mad and butthurt
Mission accomplished, /sci/

>>2243594
ITT: We learn how gay sports are

I knew it was homoerotic, but Jesus-Fucking-Christ /sp/! How do you explain this overt faggotry?

>>2244216
It seems you have a bit of an issue with your reading comprehension, let me type that out in terms you might understand:
>You no understand sage
>You no understand why people sage

>>2244216
This is actually an interesting thread. I used to think sp was cool and manly, but apparently they are nothing but little girls. Fucking sad

>>2244220
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that guy kissing Kobe???????????????

>>2244236
>mfw I realize you spend all day doing calculus on your ti-89 and fapping to japanese cartoons and that is why you are so incredibly butthurt right now
It's okay, it will get better.

>>2244270

So, what makes a day productive?

What's important to you, anon?

>>2244255
It is perfectly normal to touch, grab, stroke, and even suck teammates cocks. NERDDDDDSSSSSS!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

>>2244270
He is so cute, he is trying to insult anon.
Awww, poor little guy. Nice try though!
Hang in there! You will get it eventually.

>>2243594

>>2244270
Dawwwwww!
It's so adorable when people like you try their first widdle troll and fail like you.
Who's an adorable little troll?
You are.
Yes you are.
YES you ARE!

>>2244270

>>2244284
>>2244305
>>2244315
>>2244328
>>2244333
Sure is samefag in here.

>>2243594
>>2244270

>>2244343
Confirmed for butthurt failtroll.

>>2244343
>can't think of a comeback

>>2244345
>>2244347
>>2244352
>they think masturbating to computer-animated images of japanese teenagers makes them superior to me

>>2243896
seconded

most /sci/borgs are smarter than I am but yet they vastly overestimate themselves and underestimate IRL scientists with significant achievements

>>2243594
>>2243594
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE SP GUIZE, WE WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN LAUGHING AT YOU!

I understand if you have to go though, your grandpa's cock isn't gonna suck itself.

Notice how>>2244328
replies to
>>2244315
and not
>>2244284

Now why do you suppose that is?
Question dodging is, typically, a sign of inadequacy.

>>2244380
>a sign of inadequacy.
Confirmed for not knowing what inadequacy means.

>>2244380

wrong post. meant >>2244343

>>2244368
>masturbating to computer-animated images of japanese teenagers

wtf?
Do you even know where you are? Did you get lost on 4chan? Was it too complicated for you?

/h/ - hentai
/sp/ - gay porn
/sci/ - science and math

The links to the "boards" are on the top and bottom of the page. You click them once with the left mouse button (do you know left from right?). Hope that helps.

>>2244385

You're still dodging the question.

besides >Unable to deal with a situation or with life

>>2244406
>implying math and science and engineering majors don't fap to asian cartoons
Nice try.

>>2244406
ITT: /sp/ gets told

>>2244406
>>2244426
What's it called when you agree with yourself?

Wow, /sci/ sure is butthurt when confronted with the truth. Are they still pissed because /sp/ lay claim to their first significant GET?

>>2244415
When I first learned how to use the internet I would get lost too. Don't worry about it brah.

>>2244428
>>2244430

you tell me

>>2244434
>blond-girl-laughing.jpg
>blond
/sci/ confirmed for most retarded board on the internet.

>this thread

>>2244430
>Wow, /sci/ sure is laughing when confronted with the lousy trolling of /sp/.
>Are they laughing with me or at me?

Do mods or janitors ever come to /sci/ at all?

I swear the report button does absolutely nothing

>>2244437
WTF? Why are you so confused?
You don't know what dirty blond hair looks like?
Or is it that you have never seen a women before?

I know it may come as a shock to you, but not everyone has a penis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman

Maybe if you stopped all that homoerotic sports shit, you could actually meet one IRL.

>>2243594
>implying i wouldn't rather kill myself than work for the US millitary

>>2244486
>>2244499

Guys, just let the thread die.

There's nothing more to discuss.

>>2244507
Nothing was ever discussed. This thread was just /sci/ making fun of /sp/. Do you feel happy /sci/, picking on poor little /sp/?

>>2244529
>Do you feel happy /sci/, picking on poor little /sp/?
Yes. Yes I do.

ITT: /sci/ trolls itself.

How's that "superior intellect" working out for you guys. So far you've managed to do the following:

1) Post images of naked men on your OWN board
2) Neglect actual science-based threads taking place
3) Completely over-react to a very lazy trolling effort.

/sp/ confirmed for victor of this thread.

>>2244616
LMAO.....sure.....
Whatever help you sleep at night little guy.

>>2244638

>Whatever help you sleep at night little guy.

You sound like a troglodyte attempting to be modernly-sarcastic. Way to further reinforce the /sp/ victory.

>>2244005
>mfw when I took that photo
Surprised anyone saved it, let alone posted it.

>>2244703

>bragging about taking a picture of a celestial body every fucking person on the planet sees on a daily basis

Wow, that's ground breaking science right there!!! I was wrong about this board!!

>>2244674
Starting to feel sorry for you. You need to learn how to accept a defeat gracefully.

>>2244713
Well I'm glad you've come to your senses! Welcome to the club!