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So how do I teach my brother to become Einstein? I want him to be a successful scientist later. I want him to be the very best, like no one ever was, to catch them is his real test, to train them is his cause.

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>> No.2207480

You need to remove his foreskin first.

Teach him to use his left hand.

And encourage him to be gay.

>> No.2207515

Honestly man get him reading as soon as possible and just let him loose in a library regularly from there.

Childcraft is an excellent encyclopedia series for children.

It is important that he is never lied to about the nature of reality (a la religion).

It worked for me is all I can say.

>> No.2207520

>>2207480
I already told my mom that removing the foreskin is much more hygienic and clean, so he got circumcised. :)

>> No.2207527

Dolan, you are officially black listed. I am going to fully enjoy never seeing another one of your shit tier troll posts.

>> No.2207529

You can't teach potential, so just wait till he's about 17 and you'll know whether he has a chance to become a genius or not. If he does, then start teaching him.

>> No.2207533

>>2207520
it angers me you forced genital mutilation on a baby boy
you are a disgusting person

>> No.2207534

>>2207527
Good heavens, not the black list!

There's no trolling going on honey, I really got a brother and that really is my goddamn brother on the picture.

>> No.2207537

stay with your wife. give him a good home. throw away your TV

>> No.2207539

>>2207520
Dolan, you went from bad to worse in my book.
Fuck genital mutilation.

>> No.2207540

>>2207534
Except one message which you can probably guess. Fuck circumcision, LONG LIVE SMEGMA.

>> No.2207545

>>2207533
>>2207539
Loosen your panties, faggots. He's not circumcised, we have a tradition of anti-jewdicks in our family.

>> No.2207547

>>2207540
Dick cheese can be cleaned out easily in the shower
Now your little bro lost a part of his fucking penis and sex wont be as fun for him. Way to give into the jews, you litte shit.

>> No.2207549

Yeah I agree with that /b/rother.......THROW AWAY YOUR FUCKING TV RIGHT NOW! That shit destroyed my childhood.

>> No.2207553

>>2207547
I'll eat your dick

>> No.2207554

Read to him talk to him explain things that happen as if he is smart enough to understand it. Give him books, let him see you reading exploring and asking questions as well. And make him play an instrument and a non-contact sport track tennis, etc.

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>>2207520
> so he got circumcised. :)
>>2207545
>He's not circumcised
FULL RETARD

>> No.2207558

>Post everyday on /sci/ as a namefag
>LOL IM FAMOUS

>> No.2207563

>>2207545
but you said he was circumsized in the earlier posts

>> No.2207564

>I want him to be a successful scientist later

there's no future in science.

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>>2207564
s-shut up

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2207570

anons caught this dolan fuck on his troll
i think he jumped thread

>> No.2207571

>>2207563
>>2207557
Only on /sci/.

Seems like your troll filter (if that can even be called trolling) is inexistent.

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>>2207570
Another victory for science!

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>>2207570

>> No.2207581

Homeschool him, allow for normal holidays but not summer vacation, this will but him several years ahead of his peers.
when he gets old enough to do highschool start using khanacademy.org instead of textbooks, teach him hard science instead of just repeating the same crap over and over, challenge him in reading, lord of the flies rather than harry potter for example.

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>>2207571
fuck off
really
making bullshit threads on /sci/

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>>2207570
>>2207571
NOPE
HE STILL HERE LOL

>> No.2207590

>>2207571
Worst tripfag ever
Everyone cuss him out

>> No.2207595

>>2207579
Dolan nobody likes you. Please leave.

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>>2207595
>>2207590
Sympathetic people understand me and like me just the way I am. I don't do this for him, for her or anybody. I do this for and myself alone because it is what is best for me.

>> No.2207612

>>2207595
>>2207590
Sympathetic and intelligent people understand me and like me just the way I am. I don't do this for him, for her, or anybody. I do this for me.

>> No.2207666

sorry he can't be the next einstein, i am

>> No.2207722

You must be relentless OP. Start him on the uberman sleep schedule by 6 months. You'll have to prepare your own fish-puree babby food. He will need a high protein, medium fat, low carb diet. Traditional "schools" are out. You must train him. He must learn the classics, greek, latin, homer, the philosophers, the poets, mythologies. Set a pace to get to calculus by age 9. Quantum Field Theory by age 15. Allow for no playmates. If playmates insist on coming around, they must be eliminated. Sexual drive must also be eliminated, as it will prove an endless distraction. Castration may seem cruel, but he will thank you for it when he claims his Nobel Prize.

>> No.2207733

molest him.