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Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:19:55 2010 No.2203513 [Reply] [Original]

huyrr
funniest troll physics yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:20:55 2010 No.2203520 Chlorine is a gas, I don't know how its solidified in that picture, and elements best bond in liquid states and gaseous states rather than a solid state especially when the result is a solid in itself

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:21:55 2010 No.2203523 >a poison and and an explosive combine to create something that makes food taste better the elements themselves are trolls

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:23:55 2010 No.2203528 Hydrogen is Flammable in the presence of oxygen, Oxygen is a flame accelerate Combine them together to form the fluid that we use to put out fires

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:26:55 2010 No.2203534 ITT: we discuss how two things that are normally dangerous combine to form something useful

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:28:55 2010 No.2203543 >ITT: we discuss how two things that are normally dangerous combine to form something useful Like genitals!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:31:55 2010 No.2203551 >>2203543 >implying a penis is dangerous

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:31:55 2010 No.2203553 >table salt is NaI >Na explodes in water >I turns skin purple >throw salt on someone and then pour water on them >become an wizard as they are knocked back 40 feet and are purple

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:32:55 2010 No.2203560 >>2203551 http://jstrisports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/scary_bat1.jpg Looks pretty dangerous to me. Worksafe board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:34:55 2010 No.2203563 >>2203551 I lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:36:55 2010 No.2203573 File: 114 KB, 700x693, scary_bat1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2203560

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:37:55 2010 No.2203578 >>2203553 table salt is NaClI

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:38:55 2010 No.2203583 >>2203573 >lookatmyballslookatthem.jpg I really did not need to see a bat penis.

>>	op Tue Dec 14 20:38:55 2010 No.2203589 File: 358 KB, 872x828, physics2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:39:55 2010 No.2203593 >>2203573 is that actually what bat penises look like? howcome i can't find any other pictures of bat penises like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:39:55 2010 No.2203595 I don't understand, I don't see a troll Na+ + Cl- does = fucking table salt... I don't think those pictures match reality, and neither does the empirical equation. But the ionic equation works.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:40:55 2010 No.2203600 >>2203578 So now you're the Unibomber Barney Hitler wizard. Even better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:40:55 2010 No.2203601 >>2203593 Wait, you actually looked for more?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:41:55 2010 No.2203605 >>2203578 >Sodium Carbon Iodide Iodide 0/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:43:55 2010 No.2203610 >>2203605 lol'd

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:46:55 2010 No.2203623 >>2203605 STAND BACK HE IS MAKING CHEMISTRY

>>	op Tue Dec 14 20:47:55 2010 No.2203629 File: 396 KB, 380x390, Bear_George_by_Lufhat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP here. surely, if you got Na+Cl it should be in alphabetical order and be ClNa? just sayin'

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:54:55 2010 No.2203665 >>2203629 Does Tungsten go before or after Ununoctium, then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:54:55 2010 No.2203666 >>2203629 nope.avi metal goes first L2IUPAC

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 20:57:55 2010 No.2203679 >>2203666 UPAC DONT KNOW SHIT MOMMA TAUGHT ME ABCS BEFORE THEY TAUGHT ME ANYTHING

>>	op Tue Dec 14 20:58:55 2010 No.2203681 File: 3 KB, 236x176, woa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] but gasses should be before metals. because gas starts with G and metal starts with an M so cause of alphabetical order it should still be ClNa

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 21:04:55 2010 No.2203712 >>2203681 THEN EXPLAIN THE PRESENCE OF CaO SIR.

>>	op Tue Dec 14 21:08:55 2010 No.2203726 [2] OCa (s) + H2O (l) Ca(HO)2 (aq) (ΔHr = −63.7 kJ/mol of OCA) like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 21:10:55 2010 No.2203734 >>2203726 no like the alphabetical order thing

op Tue Dec 14 21:16:55 2010 No.2203753
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not unlike metal transfusion, where if you fuse 2 of one element it makes the next element on the periodic table, a is followed by B and so forth.

Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz

see /lit/ for more information

>>	anomynous Tue Dec 14 21:26:55 2010 No.2203802 in a salt the metal comes first and the halogen comes second /thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 21:28:55 2010 No.2203807 >>2203802 see >>2203679

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 21:32:55 2010 No.2203822 File: 17 KB, 251x212, 211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2203802 Ionic vs covalent, doesn't matter, the least electronegative atom goes first. /Thread, faggot

>>	op Tue Dec 14 21:35:55 2010 No.2203830 File: 122 KB, 600x603, 1289818014759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2203666 >>2203734 >>2203802 LOOK ALPHABETICAL ORDER IS WHAT MATTERS HERE WHY ARE YOU GUYS BEING SO DIFFICULT?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 21:44:55 2010 No.2203862 File: 8 KB, 422x319, 1290398340162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2203520 My face reading that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 22:21:55 2010 No.2203939 File: 27 KB, 280x331, get.a.brain.morans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2203513

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 22:37:55 2010 No.2203981 I ate really spicy food yesterday. It was delicious but now my anus is feeling the spicyness :(.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 22:46:55 2010 No.2204008 >>2203822 Then why is methane CH4?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 15 09:04:41 2010 No.2205820 tard, it's troll chemistry. /thread.

>>	Naggarothian Wed Dec 15 09:11:23 2010 No.2205837 >>2203528 I thought of that in grade 9. Took it up with my science teacher. >>2203513 Pic is wrong, but science in it is right. TLDR Sometimes,real science is trollier than any troll science could ever be.

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