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Alrighty so I got a little brother three days ago. Now my dog is jelly as fuck when my mother is holding the little one, and so he begs me to hold him in his arms too.

What's the science behind jelly?

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>> No.2193271

Your dog might kill your little brother.

Also, why the fuck did do you have a little brother? Aren't you like 20? Aren't your parents like 50?

Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

>> No.2193310

>>2193271
Thanks for the tip, but I highly doubt my dog will have the balls to hurt the babby, I told him I'd excommunicate and then burn him at the stake if he did. Anyway my mom is in her 40s, maybe slightly too old to fit to our social standards. Oh well, accidents happen (yeah I fucking bet it was one), but she's a great mother.

>> No.2193321

as a chem engineer, i may be able to help!

assuming your bases of jelly is grape, your answer leis somewhere in (K2C4H4O6), which is a vital part of most jellies;

as you can see, the whole formula is one-molar; containing 2 potassium atoms, 4 carbon, 4 hydrogen, and 6 oxygen, one gram-mole of jelly weighs 226 grams.

as you can imagine, jelly is quite dense; but one gram-mole of a new BaBY is 237.047 grams.

as you can see, a BaBY has a higher density than a jelly. in a 1 dog container full of jelly, if 1 BaBY is added to the container, BaBY will sink to the bottom, and jelly will rise.

that is the science of your jelly.

>> No.2193333

>>2193310

After the mother reaches age 40, the possibility of her offspring developing trisomy-21 (Downs Syndrome) increases exponentially. That was a terrible thing for your parents to do.

>> No.2193352

>>2193333
Accidents happen.

His dad was probably poppin' Viagra or Cialis or something.

>> No.2193422

>>2193333
He was checked before and after birth quite a few times, he's in perfect condition (also as far as I know he doesn't look retarded).
I'll buy him some huge colorful Lego (or whatever the brand is) blocks for Christmas, that way he can prepare himself for the harsh life of engineering.

>> No.2193459

>>2193321
10/10

>> No.2193536

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

>> No.2193556

All living things want attention.

>> No.2193584

You spoil your dog too much

No joke. This is extremely common, though. I personally think animals are great but to actually *not* spoil him you'd basically have to treat him like a slave, so it's your choice if it's worth it or not

>> No.2195436

nasty vagina eh
we should kill Dolan

>> No.2195656

>>2193244

Jealousy is a NATURAL emotional response that all of us animals experience.

Yes, believe it or not, we humans are animals too. Nothing separates us from other animals in the animal kingdom except our intelligence. Christfags?

>> No.2195680

>>2195656
tree of knowledge

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