/sci/ - Science & Math

>>2128859

HOLY HELL THAT THING LOOKS HIDEOUS!

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Well if evolution follows certain laws, and humanoids are a norm. Pretty high, but if there is no limitations then humanoids at all are out of the question.

Aliens don't exist so Absolute Zero

50-50. This is the chance of everything involving women.

>>2128874
Really now?

>>2128874

100% because there are xenophiles like me in existence.

>>2128859
fap fap fap

>>2128874
Hey look guys, its an idiot.

drake equation and then add additional variables

>>2128859

Sexy aliens? No.

No.

Short answer: No.
Long answer: NOOOOOooooo.

Genetically-engineered super-furry human-animal hybrids are a commpletely different story.

Pic related, it's original content for a change.

>>2128936

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>>2128936

So I might finally be able so sex up a vixen chick?

An alien race that are attractive to the majority of humans? Highly unlikely.

An alien race that a small number of humans are fetishistically attracted to? Almost certain.

As long as it is physically possible to have sex with the alien, someone will find that alien attractive.

>>2128956

Yes.

>>2128936
Dear CCM

Hey, fuck you.

From >>2128899

>>2128975

Furries........

I'd say it really comes down to what is sexually attractive for the individual. I mean, anamorphic furries are a great example; hell there's tentacle porn.

I should really play Mass Effect 2 again....

>>2129010

Video game references will surely get the furries away.

>>2129010
Yes. Space Marine furries :3

YES

Chances of just meeting an alien race in our lifetime are astronomically small :)

I hope the aliens are witches.

You realize that all those humanoid aliens from shows like Star Trek etc. with cat ears and leopard spots are thinly disguised furries, right?

>>2129052

THAT WAY BE CAN BURN THAM ALL ON THE STAKE!

>>2129039
But when they do finally get here, they will experience an aggravated sexual assault, by golly.

I prefer my swarms of genetically engineered Terran sex clones personally, but to each his own.

That depends. Do you consider the average /d/ user to have "human standards."

>in after the Sol system gets interdicted by every alien species within 20 parsecs.

>>2129078

>mfw ferro fluid sexbots

>>2129060
no, most TV aliens are NOT furries, just humans with different color and added ridges on face. I honestly can't think of a single live action tv sci-fi series with an alien that has cat ears.

Oh, but they have to be posthumans, though. Otherwise the mommy issues don't kick in properly.

We exist, therefore we are possible. The universe is HUUUUGE, which means that chances of another civilization which looks similar to us existing are pretty high. MEETING them is quite a different thing.

>>2129102

>>2129105
>mfw we reach Omega Point and can just access a database to find which ones they were and pull up the virtuoids of them to meet and have sex with

>>2129114
Posthumans are, in this context (I think) the sentient beings created by humanity. so we would be its parents, in a collective sense.

>>2129119
Everything went better than expected. Also Aschaton will be fought for control of the omega point's pornography.

>>2129080

Oh, fuck, did I ever laugh.

Also, HEY COFFEE MUG!

>>2129126
mmm, delicious incestuous trans-evolutionary sex

>>2129137
I hope I get to have sex with a tentacled post-human god.......

Can't help but think Extra-terrestrials that are more advanced than us, would evolve past the need to be sexually attractive. They all look ugly as shit. It would be like a clique of science geeks looking down upon us, but envying our superior looks.

Why are you guys so bothered about Alien females in outer space when you haven't even tried females in other countries yet.

>>2129114

Because a relationship with a baseline human woman would offer nothing new.

A relationship with a posthuman would be the most intellectually satisfying thing ever. Imagine meeting someone who thought you how to, say, turn Tennis balls inside out without making any holes or incisions, someone who could make up twelve patentable ideas before lunch and rewrite the laws of geometry, mathematics, et cetera.

Which is why in my novel the main character (Well, at least main during the 2070-2900 period) is a genetically-engineered super-furry human/clouded leopard hybrid with a posthuman-level intelligence who is discriminated and ignored beyond imagination and then helps design a relativistic interstellar vehicle and meets this Pretty Cool Guy Aerospace Engineer (*cough cough* much?) who doesn't treat her like an animal and everything is beautiful for four years, then he goes on that same interstellar ship, and eleven years later he returns only for her to watch his ship being taken down by a bunch of idiot luddites afraid that he might turn the relativistic ship into a relativistic bomb.

Nobody smiles again.

>>2129196

>>2129132

HEY AXEL HOW WAS YOUR DAY

>>2129170
>envy
>human looks

No, it would be akin to a man looking at a gorilla.

Those who have bias, will have bias.

>>2129196

>>2129196

>>2129196

That's so incredibly boring I can't begin to describe it. I don't care about those people at all. They're just plain uninteresting. I'm not sexually attracted to people who can turn tennis balls out. And I'm not a furry. I don't know any furry publishers. I don't know anyone who cares about that. I'm sorry. But it's the truth.

I'm researching the Civil War so I can write a darkly humored political thriller involving a cunning United States Marshal. I think it's a little more... accessible.

>>2129212

Alternating between boring and engaging. I had some incredibly entertaining discussions, combined with immensely dull periods tossed in between.

Tomorrow, though, I get to have some fun with images.

>>2129211
Eat a dick you fat fucking faggot.

>>2129250
I can't believe someone actually saved that pic.

>>2129254
>writes country songs

>>2129254

But Robert Zubrin makes a cameo appearance.

And how can you not immediately fall in love with a chick who can turn tennis balls inside out WITH NO CUTS? Ignoring the whole species barrier for a sec.

>>2129274

>mfw interstellar travel and Robert Zubrin making a cameo appearance

CCM confirmed for Charles Stross.

FUCKING CALLED IT.

>>2129257

>Tomorrow, though, I get to have some fun with images.

Elaborate.

>>2129254

>I'm researching the Civil War so I can write a darkly humored political thriller involving a cunning United States Marshal. I think it's a little more... accessible.

Confirmed for Republican.

bump for... science

>>2129274

I'd call that a quality for her being fucking amazing and intriguing.

Seriously, how the hell do you do that?

>>2129289

Recording a TV show, followed by image editing. Just got paid for doing the latter, which was fun... Nothing like a Stalin-esque erasure of someone from history.

>>2129392

>Seriously, how the hell do you do that?

Obviously it's never revealed.

>Recording a TV show, followed by image editing. Just got paid for doing the latter, which was fun... Nothing like a Stalin-esque erasure of someone from history.

I lol'd.

>>2129392
>Nothing like a Stalin-esque erasure of someone from history.
But that's what a stalinesque censor would say. Double-extraplusgood.

>What are the chances of meeting an alien race that has a female gender/sex
A better question.

It took 6 billion years for life to evolve on this planet. We're orbiting a 3rd or 4th generation star, 3rd generation stars are probably necessary for the development of life seeing as how first generation stars would all be hydrogen only and 2nd generation stars would form in dust clouds primarily of hydrogen and helium from the first generation stars and containing only a few light metals. Planets such as Earth are only likely to form from 3rd generation stars and beyond.

Although 3rd and 4th generation stars certainly could have formed early in the universe the number of them would be significantly lower than today. Thus planets formed near stars before the formation of the earth 6 billion years ago would have been gas giants of helium and hydrogen or contain only very light metals.

It is possible that we're the first intelligent life in the universe or we're among a small group of very early sentient life forms anywhere. Even with our current technology we could seed the entire galaxy with human life in only a few hundred million years, this would help explain why we haven't seen such advanced cultures that have already done so. We may simply be among the first who can.

>>2129445
Depends on how you define female gender.
Something that cares for their young?
Something that contributes the ovum for reproduction?
Something that carries the young until birth?
something else entirely?

>>2129474

I'd argue that female defines any member of the species that produces ova or similar cells. Anything else can change with evolutionary needs but that's what I'd call at the core of a female. If, alternatively, two parents each contribute a pair of cells of equal character that merge into one, then traditional gender definitions are meaningless, but it could be possible to define a female by whichever assists most in the gestation of the embryo or carries it internally.