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Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:25:25 2010 No.2124299 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: If wishes exist, what would you wish for...

I wish women would find me attractive for my intelligence instead, and not for my money or to make their girlfriends or ex-boyfriends jealous.

>mfw that wish will never be granted

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:25:25 2010 No.2124301 Fucking beta. Go to /r9k/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:27:25 2010 No.2124315 File: 2 KB, 111x107, 1287871438096.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish women even paid attention to me in the first place. >mfw when they don't but a faggot like you apparently is

Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:27:25 2010 No.2124317
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Immortality.

Invest a few quid in a business, sit around changing identitiy for a few hundred years, take my cash back out, buy FTL spaceship and weep with joy.

mfw this doesn't happen

>>	Trans-human Warrior Sun Nov 28 20:29:25 2010 No.2124325 File: 42 KB, 245x271, Cerealbubblepipe..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why? Why worry about that when we will soon have sex clones, genetically engineered for compatibility?

Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:33:25 2010 No.2124347
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I would wish for self-confidence, a modest income, a social life that makes me smile everyday, a girl that's cute but clever and a bit devious, and my relationship with my parents to be made less shitty.

>mfw shit like this is always easier said than done

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:34:25 2010 No.2124349 >You have one wish, mortal, use it wisely "I wish I had the ability to grant myself as many wishes as I want."

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:36:25 2010 No.2124361 >>2124349 Classic.

>>	Trans-human Warrior Sun Nov 28 20:36:25 2010 No.2124364 >>2124347 Why you mad though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:36:25 2010 No.2124365 >>2124317 This I wish to gather all knowledge and understanding

Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:37:25 2010 No.2124370

>>2124349
That's not the question.
You are not being clever.
No one appreciates the joke because it's not funny.
You are probably thirteen years old, at best.
Take that as a compliment, because the alternative is just being really, really stupid.
If anyone finds this funny, it will be you, the samefag trying to hide your dipshittery.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:37:25 2010 No.2124374 >>2124349 You'd think an all powerful, wish granting entity would already filled up this loophole in some way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:39:25 2010 No.2124381 >>2124299 work on confidence. your wish is now granted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:39:25 2010 No.2124383 File: 3 KB, 184x172, sigh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124364 I sad, not mad. Very, very sad. mfw

>>	Trans-human Warrior Sun Nov 28 20:39:25 2010 No.2124392 File: 65 KB, 338x338, 1253842117979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124370 Why are you mad at a retarded post made on an anonymous forum, a post that will have no bearing on reality what so ever?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:40:25 2010 No.2124395 File: 48 KB, 364x469, You mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124370 You jelly you didn't think of it first?

>>	Trans-human Warrior Sun Nov 28 20:41:25 2010 No.2124404 >>2124383 Get happy instead you live in one of the greatest times in human history with a comparatively high level of comfort a level of comfort not even dreamed of by most of humanity in history.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:42:25 2010 No.2124413 File: 113 KB, 1028x735, aaa stupid imply.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124404 >you live in one of the greatest times in human history >Implying the Italian Renaissance wasn't God Tier

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:45:25 2010 No.2124429 >>2124381 Confidence is for rich, collar popping douchefags at the frat house.

>>	Trans-human Warrior Sun Nov 28 20:49:25 2010 No.2124446 File: 17 KB, 238x217, AHAHAH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124413 >mfw shit-mucking still existed, and the church.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:49:25 2010 No.2124448 File: 8 KB, 204x204, a Doubles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124413 >Implying the Italian Renaissance had talking pianos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muCPjK4nGY4&feature=player_embedded#!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:50:25 2010 No.2124457 >>2124446 >The Church God, /sci/, this is why I hate you guys so very much.

>>	Trans-human Warrior Sun Nov 28 20:51:25 2010 No.2124459 File: 17 KB, 493x402, waugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124448

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:51:25 2010 No.2124461 I guess so people would use there brains more so there would be no religion, a venus project like world would come and that i get to live forever

>>	Trans-human Warrior Sun Nov 28 20:52:25 2010 No.2124463 >>2124457 I meant the bad catholic church at the time, not every church or Christian ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:54:25 2010 No.2124468 File: 31 KB, 526x300, WTF am I reading, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124463 >>2124463 >I meant the bad catholic church at the time,

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:59:25 2010 No.2124487 >>2124413 >>Implying the Italian Renaissance had ultra-sensative Robotic Hands http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KxjVlaLBmk&feature=player_embedded#!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:59:25 2010 No.2124489 >>2124463 >bad catholic church Define this for me, please.

>>	Trans-human Warrior Sun Nov 28 21:00:25 2010 No.2124495 >>2124487 Fap hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 21:01:25 2010 No.2124498 >>2124487 >Dynamic Regrasping HOLY FUCK

>>	Trans-human Warrior Sun Nov 28 21:01:25 2010 No.2124500 >>2124489 The inquisition, Galileo etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 21:05:25 2010 No.2124512 >>2124448 >Implying the Italian Renaissance had SuDoKu solving robots http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp8Y2yjV4fU&feature=player_embedded

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 21:06:25 2010 No.2124520 >>2124500 >Galileo Umm, what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 21:09:25 2010 No.2124528 File: 19 KB, 250x300, animatronio.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124487 >>2124512 Problem /sci/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 21:14:25 2010 No.2124556 File: 472 KB, 508x270, ce98fadec40a227b2a9aec16292e8f68.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124487 >DYNAMIC REGRASPING

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 21:20:25 2010 No.2124584 >>2124556 >OVER 20 POUNDS OF DYNAMIC REGRASPING

>>	Trans-human Warrior Sun Nov 28 21:21:25 2010 No.2124590 File: 14 KB, 497x501, WHEN_I_SAW_IT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124584 OVER 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY REGRASPING!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 21:23:25 2010 No.2124593 File: 69 KB, 281x206, 1289789062619.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 21:26:25 2010 No.2124609 File: 51 KB, 450x307, 1289757206701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 21:30:25 2010 No.2124627 >>2124584 >>2124590 >>2124593 >>2124609 Viral bullshit, not a meme. 4chan was the target of a, frankly insulting, viral marketing campaign and you guys are propagating it. No other board is continuing this (except /b/) why are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 21:31:25 2010 No.2124635 >>2124627 you're wrong

>>	Trans-human Warrior Sun Nov 28 21:31:25 2010 No.2124638 >>2124627 Why you mad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 21:34:25 2010 No.2124653 File: 53 KB, 729x650, 1290567289303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124627

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 23:06:25 2010 No.2125079 File: 47 KB, 319x243, 1289104534840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124627 Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 23:16:25 2010 No.2125113 File: 56 KB, 358x262, over202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2124627

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 01:27:25 2010 No.2125537 id wish for the power to take any thing i imagine and make it a reality.. so basically god

>>	Trans-human Warrior Mon Nov 29 01:28:25 2010 No.2125540 >>2125537 But humans already do that......

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 01:31:25 2010 No.2125549 File: 19 KB, 589x375, 1277246790087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I wish women would find me attractive for my intelligence Sure is /r9k/ in here...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 01:35:11 2010 No.2125557 i'd squander my wish on being able to levitate birds at my whim

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 01:37:56 2010 No.2125563 I'd wish for a small home way far out in the middle of nowhere upon which I'd never have to pay taxes or rent and enough money for me to be kept fed. ultimate goal: never have to work or be bothered by anyone ~

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 01:39:45 2010 No.2125572 >>2124299 I wish I had money or intelligence. Ideally both.

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