/sci/ - Science & Math

>/sci/
>sex
LOGIC ERROR

"This thing is great! Worth every penny!"

>>2115947
first funny one I've actually seen for this pic.

What if I... zuck yo dick?

>>2115938
Thats /b/ not /sci.

>>2115924
wtf is /SCI/?

Engineers are gay
Fucking engineers

>>2116003
I fucking lol'd

"I've just noticed the walls and bed covers are made from your hair"

"After the singularity, there will be robots to do this for me!"

Feels like warm apple pie
Created from scratch

>>2116054
holy shit

>>2116054

>>2115947
>>2116054
>>2116044

"Did you know that all the dust underneath these hotel blankets is actually dried bits of flesh that came off everyone who slept here before us?"

Yeah it's a theory dumbass, like gravity is a theory! AAAAAAAAH I'M GONNA CUM

>>2116001
go away. we don't have that case-sensitive bullshit you cunts have at /b/.

THE ATOMS IN MY SEMEN WERE FORGED IN NUCLEAR FURNACES LARGER THAN YOU CAN COMPREHEND

"Promise.... me.... you won't... tell /sci/.... about this...."

In the future women will have penii instead of clitorii and then you too will be able to feel my pleasure

>>2116185

first lol of the day, thank you sir

>>2116185
i nostalgia'd

>>2116125
lmfao

>>2116185
Hahahahahaha
But this is more like what /v/ cries out during sex
If you just made that, you should seriously post it on /v/ with the /sci/ changed

>>2116227
No, this plays on the fact that both of them are cyborgs.
It was just easier to do this than it would have been to draw up(with my non-existent talent) any visible augmentations on them.

Also, I no longer think that /v/ can appreciate a good game.

>>2116247
I haven't been to /v/ in a while, but last I checked they still had a hardon for Deus Ex

>>2116247
>Also, I no longer think that /v/ can appreciate a good game.
Just like /sci/ can't have a good discussion about science.
All boards are like that - intelligent individuals drowning in a sea of durrhurr.

>>2115924
Shit, she's too hot. I'll have to use colder air next time.

>>2116185
Oh, I didn't get the reference. I just lol'd because I thought it was referring to the concept of a 4th spatial dimension, I guess the game did as well

>>2116284
>referring to the concept of a 4th spatial dimension, I guess the game did as well

Nah, it's a reference to the character being Russian. Well, I guess maybe it's meant to have echoes of the dimension thing.

The lady in question is a military cyborg, and hearing the words "flatlander woman" is her killswitch - it makes her explode in an EMP burst.

>>2116284
I think the game referred Niven in that.
>The in-universe term flatlander refers to any human born on Earth, in contrast to those who live on other planets or space habitats.

>>2116295
Oh! Maybe. But there was no space exploration in Deus Ex.

I thought it was just like, from the flatlands. You know, cos she was from Russia.

>>2116333
If you read some of the newspapers, I thenk there's at least one near the helipad while searching for the ambrosia canisters, there's news about lunar cargo lrailgun test that goes badly wrong(hinted at it being sabotage).

I also seem to remember there being some news about a probe somewhere, but I can't say for sure, that could have been some other game.

>>2116383
Oh okay, I don't remember that stuff.
But your idea still doesn't really make sense, since everyone in the game is born on earth.

I still think it makes more sense that she's from the flatlands in Russia.

>>2116383
sorry for the typos, I'm typing this outside on my work laptop and it's only 260ºK here

>>2116395
>ºK

>>2116412
>1284964295666.jpg-->129866660.jpg
>mfw

>>2116393
But it does make sense if you remember that the game makes references to other scifi authors.


Of course, that requires you to read most of the texts in the game and not just those that are needed to advance the plot.