/sci/ - Science & Math

do want.

should be good for a laugh...do it please.

DO IT

>>2099744
>If I told them I was an atheist I could lose my job
Isn't that illegal under FEDERAL law?

<span class="math">Te_{X}a^{^{^{S}}[/spoiler]

It'll just make me more depresses and cynical ;_;

>>2099768
>Texas

>>2099744
Move to Austin, whineyfag.

>Creation Science
>Science

>>2099744
>Creation Science textbook

<span class="math">Texas \subset United States[\math][/spoiler]

>>2099768
You think they care?
If I did they'd think I was Muslim Hitler.

>>2099782
>Creation science textbook
>science
>textbook
>litteracy
wtfamireading.jpg

>>2099768
Same with the "Creation Science" textbooks. Unless you're in a private Christian school, in which case they can do whatever the fuck they want, Texas or not. But I think I've been trolled.

>>2099791
>>2099791
http://www.answersingenesis.org/tj/v13/i2/teaching.asp
bullshit
lemme scan it

OP, I hear ya. I have often thought of going to texas as an atheist missionary, you know, just suing the shit out of people who harass or discriminate...

I've looked at dirt-cheap property in the panhandle, and realized that the reason it's so cheap is so many people are dumb, and dumb is bad for the economy.

If you ever get too discouraged at being forced to make kids dumber, come on up to colorado. You'll make far more money, have more respect, and deal with far fewer creationists. The fishing and hiking are spectacular as well...

Best of luck, keep up the good fight. The nation is behind you, though from where you're standing that may be hard to remember.

>The vast majority found about 90 % of the public desired that both creation and evolution or creation only be taught in the public schools.

I DON'T EVEN

WHY

CREATIONISM ISN'T SCIENTIFIC IN THE SLIGHTEST

SURE TEACH IT IN RELIGIOUS STUDIES CLASS BUT NOT IN FUCKING SCIENCE CLASS

I MAD

Okay you faggots, OP here.
http://www.nwcreation.net/booksonline.html
Online book we study. Fucking shit. When do we get our school mascot " Priest Pablo the Pedo?"

please yes, i need a good laugh, but it will prob just piss me off

>>2099800
I will be trolling my upper people like the principal by teaching kids about how California is great (They fucking HATE california due to gun laws and liberals)
Oh yeah and I'm gonna make them join the Flat Earth Society.
captcha: nigger hebrews

>>2099809
Oh yeah I hear you. I sometimes chuckle a bit when reading this shit.

>>2099809
Good thing it's not up for a vote.

Unrelated, but for English, someone called Steven Hawkings a "radical extremist cripple."
>>2099810
http://www.nwcreation.net/booksonline.html
http://www.nwcreation.net/booksonline.html
http://www.nwcreation.net/booksonline.html
http://www.nwcreation.net/booksonline.html

>>2099744
>Creation Science textbook

Even Texas isnt that Retarded

>Texas doesn't teach CS in public schools

You are either a dumbass who chose to work in a Christian school in full knowledge you would have to 'teach' creationism or a troll.

>>2099832
That's right let creation-friendly areas go without real biology education. Good idea, faggot.

>>2099829
would love to see Hawking become the new Dr. Claw

In the most rural areas, where schools are around 20 miles away, the people set up a school. And teach what they think is right.

I hate this.

>my face when nobody takes creationism seriously in my country

>>2099847
Seriously retarded.
And yes I know you're trolling.
Some people there are not.

>>2099840
> rural areas

Ic your problem there. Might as well be teaching them this book.

Troll them harder. Teach them word for word what is in the bible. Like how God sits on a chair surrounded by smaller chairs, with angels on them. and there are 4 creatures that have 6 wings and are covered with eyes. Tell them that is what heaven is. that is where they go when they die... if they have been good that is

>>2100204
>Introverted colors
>Dat misquote
Real picture if anyone needs an awesome wallpaper

Please please please post them!

Intrigued near is intrigued

>>2101720
>implying Gagarin actually said "I see no God up here".