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2083247 No.2083247 [Reply] [Original]

NOBELL PRIEZ PLEESE

>> No.2083249

How do you stand in it?
How do you steer it?
>NOBEL DENIED

>> No.2083250

-_-

>> No.2083253
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2083253

>>2083249
Hmmm, I guess this would only work for unmanned probes, then.

>> No.2083261

>>2083253
K, but how do you remote control it?

>> No.2083266

>>2083261
you'd make the controls 100% out of light, obviously.

>> No.2083267

>>2083249
make it a misile, checkmate.

>> No.2083273

>>2083267
That's a laser you fucktard.

>> No.2083275

>>2083266
SUPER LIGHT!

>> No.2083282

The only reason we can't travel faster than 300,000 km/s is because fucking light CHOOSES to travel at 300,000 km/s.

We must find a way to open up communication with light and convince it to speed the hell up so the rest of us can get on with colonizing other stars and shit.

>> No.2083290

>>2083282
I for one volunteer to be the diplomat to light.

>> No.2083302

>>2083282
I tried talking to my flashlight but it didn't answer. :(

>> No.2083631

this is stupid even by troll science standards