/sci/ - Science & Math

I fucking dare you to do it.

Considering the temperature on Jupiter is around 160 K, I'd think not.

No, but you will be crushed by pressure so go try it anyway.

>>2069886
What fucking presure, moron?
If he's standing on the surface there's no pressure or we'd all be squashed on earth too

>>2069885
>>2069885
oooooh shit son it's on now

yes, it works precisely like this picture

follow the instructions

enjoy

>>2069899
Nigga, you just went full retard.

Considering that Jupiter is a missed Sun, I'd say it wouldnt be hard to finish God's work

>>2069899
>standing on the surface of jupiter
>jupiter is a gas giant

>>2069916
There's someone on this board that doesn't belong...

>>2069899
How can such a short post fail on so many levels?

>>2069914
my god are you retarded lol, its a planet not a star or cloud lol of course it has a surface

>>2069920
>Jupiter is a giant ball of gas and liquid with little, if any, solid surface.

http://www.nasa.gov/worldbook/jupiter_worldbook.html

>yfw you realise you're a fucking retarded niggerfaggot

>>2069920
It has a solid core, but not much else

>>2069913
A missed star? Please explain, dear sir, as you have piqued my curiosity.

>>2069933
are you serious using nasa as a source!
and you call me retard

>>2069947
u mad?

Check what gases Juptier is made of. Not necessarily that reactive, especially considering this: >>2069883

>>2069947
OP here, you are a pretty bad troll

>>2069913
>I'd say it wouldnt be hard to finish God's work
>God's work
>God

what if you detonated several nuclear devices

>>2069963
>Not Reactive
>Hydrogene

>>2069935
The composition of jupiter is similar to that of the sun

>>2069998
But isn't the mass orders of magnitude below what would be needed for it to become a star?

>Implying hydrogen burns in the absense of oxygen.

>>2070003

Yup. There's this meme floating around for awhile now that if the sun had just a little bit more hydrogen it would be a star.

But that's just fucking wrong.

>>2070004
>implying "burning"

Yes, the sun and a candle flame are pretty much the same, except in SPAAAAAAAACCCEEE

>>2070013

So now you're saying the sun is a big ball of hydrogen that got triggered into combustion because somebody lit a match?

>>2070009
>implying the sun isn't already a star

>>2070020

Dammit, I meant jupiter.

>>2070024
heheheh... i knew what you meant

>>2070020
the sun is a planet moran....

>>2070015
sarcasm, how do they work?

If you went to Jupiter and light a match you would in turn create what is known as UsurpedHydrogenEquilarium
Depending on the length of the match particles of hot nitrous peroxide would detonate a pleathera of juice babies
and then a rain of arcane sperm would engulf you like a japanese chicken dinner

Wouldn't you need oxygen to light a match?

Check out Arthur C. Clarke's 2010 for a what-if about Jupiter turning into a star. Pretty cool shit, i think we should do it

>>2070061
use a flamthrower, with liquid oxygen mixed in with the fuel