/sci/ - Science & Math

because you are weird.

Because that's where you came from.

>>2041939
gurls r gross they have cuties amiright?

>>2041941
you projecting bro?

#Anusfornia here we come, right back where we started from....#

As a bisexual, I'd say buttsex just feels good man.

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO COVER THEIR PENIS IN HUMAN EXCRETEMENT AND RECTAL ODORS.

>>2042015
You gotta to try it, it make look rough but it feels so good, I love wiggling my penis in a girl's rectum.

I have recently started to fuck my own ass.

Havent be able to milk my prostrate yet but it has been pretty intense.

>>2042015
I dont know whos asses you've had access to

>>2042015
The rectum may function in the passage of waste, but under normal conditions, its presence is only transitory. I wouldn't like what you describe either, but you're speaking out of ignorance on the matter.

i stick my finger in there from time to time, while banging a girl. they let out a nice squeal.

>>2042067
what he said.
It's like saying the mouth should only be used for eating when dem BJs feel goodman.

>>2042146

>>2042155

>>2042155
>>2042165

back to /b/ with you

>>2042170
boy bro you really added something didn't you?

>/sci/
>talking about sex

does not compute

>>2042177
Well, considering I've been the author of the only informative response in the whole thread, I'd say yes.

>>2042199
I have no formula for love!

It's about the domination of women. I'm pretty sure my entire sexuality is based on it.

>>2042201
>implying

>>2042199

biology

>>2042218
you're a closeted faggot then

>>2042218

Yeah I love gagging a girl with my cock and getting it all covered in her gag flem and then slowly sliding it into her while she wriggles to get away.

Feels good man. I can't really crush on it though never loosens up enough to go to town so usually just get a couple good shoves in to let her know I mean business, and that she belongs to me.

I like to imagine all the really nice guys that would treat her like a princess and never do anything even remotely like that to her, and how they'll never even touch her boob because deep down she really likes to be violated and dominated by guys like me.

Circumfrence for the win.

>>2042235
says the closet faggot

>>2042260
look, if it's only about domination for you, what's better to dominate: a piece of shit woman or a much stronger male?

u engineerfag by any chance?
anyway, I'm sure you'll accept being gay soon ...

>>2042259
wisdom

>>2042259
>I like to imagine

This part I believe..

It's probably an instinct from when mammals still had cloakas.

Captcha: scepticism cougar

>>2042280
what? Why wouldn't one want to dominate the prettiest thing?

>>2042283

always lol at anons that talk about sex like it's some mystical thing people don't do everyday.

Is it really that hard for you guys to charm a girl into gagging on your cock?

I mean, I'm relatively good looking, but I'm relatively average in almost all other respects and I've found girl after girl are more than happy to just do whatever I want them to in bed when I apply the right attitude/language towards them.

Not all of them however are so willing to allow the ass to be gapped. That one takes some time and honest effort.

Worth it though.

>>2042291
Oh, evolutionary biology, how I wish you weren't defiled by so many grasping attempts to reductionistically explain all the minutiae of human behaviour through plausible-sounding theories backed by no evidence whatsoever.

>>2042291
lies
captchas are only ever one real word and one horseshit word

>>2042308
ever made a chick puke?

>>2042308
>right attitude/language
>Circumfrence

If you're into assholes, you are gay. No exceptions.

I check this board at work and school, that's why it's SFW.

sage'd and reported.

>>2042331
yeah nudity is still evil isn't it?
WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS AND GET RID OF THAT RELIGIOUSLY FUELED BULLSHIT!?

>>2042319

Was talking about the circumfrence of my cock you douche. Neckbeard detected

>>2042347
0/2

Some of us "right language" folks spell it "circumference".

>>2042340
>Full retard detected

>>2042359
right back at you

>>2042354

It's pretty early for a westcoast Amerifag ranting about analsex on 4chan to be expected to spell cirumference correctly my apologies. More caffiene necessary.

>>2042375
True enough. Enjoy your morning Coke(s).

>>2042380
when you sage it means you get the fuck out of the thread, so fuck off.

>>2042389
That's not what sage means at all.

>>2042389
Actually it means not causing the system 4chan is running on to bump the thread you're responding to to the top page.

It's just stupid what you said.

>>2042340
Yeah, the only explanation for some chick spreading her asshole open with her fingers being unsuitable for the workplace is "RELIGIOUSLY MOTIVATED BULLSHIT."

>>2042400
why is it unsuitable?
I expect the following argument to be PHENOMENALLY good.

>>2042400
On /sci/, everything is either caused by religion or atheists.

>>2042417
considering the entire population of the world is either religious or atheist, what you just said is fucking stupid as hell.

>>2042400

If I ran a workplace, anal porn would be just fine with me. If anyone was offended, they could fuck off and quit/get fired.

Man, I con't wait till my generation takes the full reigns of power on this planet. ANAL SEX FOR EVERYONE

>>2041932

Because it's a smooth tight hole to fuck, OP. A smooth tight hole. It's what men crave.

HA HA THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BUTT SEX

>>2042015
you don't. anybody who knows anything about anal knows to use an enema before doing the act

Hey, femanons.

Does it feel good after you take a nice big shit?

I didn't know if that was a prostate thing, or an anus thing.

Guy does it: EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW GOATSE
Girl does it: Seexxxyyy! Fap Fap Fap

Wat

>>2043391
No, it definately doesn't. Really not. Like, absolutely not.

>>2042317

maybe on my dick a little but not enough that it's roaring out all over me.

I like it when it gets all slimey and when you pull it out of their mouth you get the phlegm trails, but I don't want strait up stomach explosion upon my divining rod.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RraXwlatyrs
http://analvapor.ytmnd.com/
Bend up and smell my anal vapor
Your face is my toilet paper

you guys are all weird

yes, anal sex feels great and it's tight and blah blah blah

however we evolved alongside the vagina to ejaculate inside, so technically the vagina IS the better hole to fuck. nonetheless anal is nice, and it is domineering, and we keep women in check by fucking that other hole. so NO, I don't like anal sex; but YES I do like having power and control (and therefore will continue to practice anal sex)

>>2043525

very /sci/

>>2041932
>why is the female anus so enticing

It is not, I would take a vagina over anus always. Only faggots with a secret scat or homo obsession like to stick it in the anus.

>>2043641
this

>>2042015
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
lrn2clean bro

>>2043641

Feels good, man.

I am indifferent. They are both good. I had a girl who wouldn't do anal so I wanted to stick in in her butt, then another girl who really liked anal and I wasn't interested anymore. I just wanted that pussy. So I pretty much only want it if I can't have it.

>>2043410
are you honestly saying that because both guys and girls have the capacity to give blowjobs we should find it sexy either way?
Now that's 'tarded

The dirtier the better.

If only I could get a girlfriend. ;_;
I'd love to lick her, even her asshole and play with it. So far I've only been with prostitutes and I wouldn't even kiss a prostitute not to mention licking her pussy or asshole.

probably has something to do with the fact that most people are on a sliding scale from gay to straight instead of one or the other. The ones that like anal sex tend to be right in the middle/borderline bisexuals. However, those that just like the pussy are 100% straight

tl;dr if you like ass you might be gay

>>2043641
your_opinion_man.jpg

>>2044535
I still don't get this fucking logic at all. Both sexes have mouths so one cant find a womans mouth attractive without being maybe gay?

>>2044535
>tl;dr if I like ass it makes you so very mad, what in exchange makes me happy and enjoy ass even more

>>2044565

only if you prefer the blowjobs to vagina sex then yes, you're probably gay. If you like them the same then you're probably bisexual. If you only like vaginas/tits you're probably very very straight

i dont understand why you get so offended by this, nothing wrong with being a little gay

>>2044573
>If you only like vaginas/tits you're probably very very straight

Says the bible.

>>2044573
It's universal that both blowjobs and anal feel better than vaginal. I bet you've had none of them.

i'm straight and i just don't really care for blow jobs. i like being in control of my pleasure. also anal is just too painful for the girl, i enjoy making the girl feel good, turns me on.

Bum sex is awesome.

>>2046501
Bum hole sex is indeed nice.

i doesn't get it.... if you like to have sex with women, regardless of the hole wouldn't that make you straight? since to be a gay man you would have to be attracted to other men? you guys are all crazy

>>2044647
you ever even had sex before? Vaginal>Anal