/sci/ - Science & Math

Congrats, now you're going to die soon as a nation.

metric system

Because Americans hate science. Graph backs me up.

Ohhhhhhh boooy! Its ego trip tiem!

>>2031590
that just means that the retards here don't like science

We still do more science then anyone else

DealWithIt.Jpeg

>We invented space travel

>>2031577
>We invented space trave
NO U

>>2031598
Your science is shit.

we invented flying too

>>2031590
the question "do you believe in evolution" is dumb. evolution in the sense that organisms constantly adapt to their surroundings is scientific fact
the theory that we all evolved from space dust and galactic cum is a theory. I'm not saying it's not a correct theory but the question is phrased horribly.

/sci/ - Trolls

For as long as I can remember.

>>2031606
Well the Russians did it first

But by now we are just better at it then them

also 6 moon landings

those faggots have never been our of orbit

U-S-A spells J-e-s-u-s!!1!
http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/aid/v5/n1/american-government-leaders-support-creationism

>>2031613 the question "do you believe in evolution" is dumb.

The fuck? That wasn't how the question was phrased. I don't even know where you're getting this from.

>>2031676
>>2031590
public acceptance of evolution

if you ask an American if they believe in evolution they're instantly going to assume you mean the theory of evolution

>>2031577
Because of these rednecks, lobbyist ass kissing bastards
http://gawker.com/5686027/possible-chair-of-energy-committee-god-promised-thered-be-no-climate-chang
e

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q566ys0sqVQ
I thing that explanes a lot....

Probably 100 years ago americans were smart

also, Von Braun was german.

So was the science behind space travel in the 60's

>>2032887
This.

Nazis got us to the Moon. Not Americans. Not democracy.

>americans proud of capitalism, ban socialism without even understanding it
>talk as "we" when it comes to stuff like this

In god we trust

Don't forget that you reached the point you are at through thievery, at the expense of nature and humanity and mysticism. All your technology is stolen, you spend too much money and deplete resource, and you're all educated dumb.

>>2031613
>Oh_boy_here_we_go.tif

>mysticism
GTFO of /sci/

>>2032901
>implying nazi system wasn't a democracy

>>2032990
lol

>>2032969
>implying it was
youareclearlyagenius.jpg

>>2032990
well... the Spanish Empire almost had the world.
But now they are just a bunch of apes in a peninsula.

>>2032990
>quality music arts philosophy literature and architecture
lol

Go back to /int/

because for a country which is supposed to be the worlds great superpower, you continue to shame yourselves by allowing religion and corruption to run your nation, although im sure the two are connected but i digress. you have the best colleges and universities but a large number of your population are uneducated or illiterate. You preach human rights and your constitution, but for the most part, homosexuals are segregated and don't have rights of other citizens. Racism is still common, in the southern states at least. And despite the inhrant flaws in what should be the pinnacle of western society- you preach and boast about what you have done, like in WWII, when most talk shit about what happened in the war, claiming the US saved europe despite arriving late and st34ling ma k1llz.

That in a few words is why i hate America

>>2032990
lol the british empire spanned a third of the planet at its peak

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Fuck you, /sci/. As long as you keep responding to shit like this, the trolling will never end.

>>2032990
Fixed, more or less

>>2032990
>>2033100
from italy with love

>>2032990

Thats some mighty fine trollskillz you've got there.


I don't hate americans. I just make fun of the stereotypical image of redneck Americans shooting things.
And your stereotypical image of being obese.
And America starting a war with every sandnigger and his camel.

>>2033111
> 111
trips automatically wins thread

>>2033100
>germany not crossed for arts, literature, music and philosophy
they practically invented that shit, what are you smoking?

>>2033136
> german philosophy
its-shit.jpg

>>2033136
You mean Austria, right?

>>2033087
so? just requires you to search a minute more for a decent thread

>We do the most science the any other country
Actually no, you do the most engineering. Science is dominated by europe

Because jealousy. Your country is barely 234 years old yet accomplished more than anyone else in history in such a time span. It's enraging.

>>2033100
Okay, the original troll is funny. Yours not so much.

USA:
>no rich history (culture is dealt with in other categories)
We obviously don't have as long a history as much of europe... although there's a more interesting and rich history as, say, germany.

>no impressive empire / conquest
lol -- you guys make up your mind. Either we have a global empire or not. I say, no, it's not an empire, but as to conquest, we have conquered much of the world, japan, the philippines, europe... we just chose to fucking give it back. I'd say that's pretty cool of us.

>no quality music, arts, philosophy, literature and architecture
Here's where you hit troll mode.
BLUES, JAZZ, ROCK AND ROLL, COUNTRY, BLUEGRASS. We invented that shit, and further variations on it. It's what you hear if you turn on a european radio station. It is unique american culture that you're enjoying. In philosophy, we have Thoreau, we originated the economic philosophies that govern the western world.

>no cuisine
Our cuisine is superior to French cuisine because we took French cuisine and made it better. We call it fucking Cajun cooking. We also invented fucking barbecue. Well, the American Indians invented it, but that's part of our heritage, and we perfected it. Southern barbecue is the pinnacle of the world history of cuisine.

Hahaha, I thought maybe this board would be good, but it's worse than /new/. I'm going back there.

Because like Australia it's completely made up out of scum that Europe didn't want anymore, and a couple of indigenous people nobody cares about.

>>2033172
Europe is not a country. Fucktarded yuros are dumber than shit. USA still has the best minds too.

>>2033182
lol yea we kinda conquered every land in the world, but we gave them rights to represent themself, kinda like caligula, oh wait, actually, we gave them the countries back, we just loan and endept ourselves to show off, police the world, and brag
Did I mention God blesses our country daily? yea, it's pretty much awesome

Einstein & Newton alone are bigger than any American.

Oh, and where is the LHC? Thought so.

>>2033191
lol all the important historic scientists come from europe. The greatest scientific mind currently alive is british.

Who are these "best minds" and what did they do for science, lets see if it compares to just a single country of europe

>>2033191
why does america have the best minds? americunts are either fagtarded religious fanatics, mentally incapable atheists or new jersey women (yes, even the men)

>>2033189
Ausfailia is a land of shitty convicts.

America is created by intelligent people who left the shithole known as Europe at that time to practice their beliefs and freedoms freely.

Later, more European immigrants came to the land of opportunity known as the United States of America to become the most successful and much more successful than their European counterparts at the time. Today, the US is the most powerful country in the world and nobody can stop it.

tl;dr Europe is shit and made up of retards who got left behind.

>>2033197
>LHC

You mean an international project funded and full of American scientists. I thought so.

Also Einstein moved to and died in America. He knew what the superior nation was.

EU has a higher standard of living than USA.

1 out of 7 Americans are legally poor.

due to globalisation you cannot claim any country
to do the most "science" as
nearly all scientific advances are due to a global effort


lowest education rate for a 1st world country
your "best colleges" are not filled predominately with americans

you cannot invent electrical power. franklin discovered it, but did shit all with it.
Edison did better, but Tesla did the same (plus the transformer). Not to mention Edison
tried to ruin Tesla's career out of spite. (tesla was not american)

america invented space travel due to the wealth acquired from bullying countries into wars,
then forcing them to buy weapons of mass destruction that america sells (more than anyone else).

wright brothers invented air craft, then immediately (literally) signed a contract with the
air force to create fighter planes. Nice job (Y)

Britian lead the greatest spread of democracy through the world, america did a little with a
few minor countries

the soviets did not occupy Europe in WW2

.....

seriously, where are you getting this info?

>>2033216
Einstein & LHC are both European. Deal with it.
He moved to USA for political reasons only.

>>2031590

Wait, so more than 10% of people in Denmark don't believe evolution.

That chart just proved what I always feared, no matter where you go there will be retards.

Guess I might as well stay in the US then. :(

>>2033217
1.7/5 people in the EU make less than half the money the average American does. Filthy yurotrash have fucking ridiculous taxes and a worse debt. Plus living in Europe is expensive as fuck but we still make more money + have much more expendable income + the stuff we can get here is cheaper.

>>2033208
yes of course, they weren't chased away, they wanted to practice their religious freedom
and that's why europe is almost completely agnostic and america is still in the mideval period in their state of mind

oh yes, I've dealt with your stupidity. nothing surprised me anymore

>>2033217
unlike Europe
Where everyone is poor

>We do the most science the any other country

>>2033222
Nope.avi

We scattered his ashes on American soil and own his brain.

Do you have his brain? I don't think so.

>>2033191
Intelligence Pro Capite in the USA? smaller than South Africa and India.

>>2033182
>we have conquered much of the world, japan, the philippines, europe... we just chose to fucking give it back.
>implying you would have been able to keep it without russia slapping your shit and giving them enough room to start WWIII.

>BLUES, JAZZ, BLUEGRASS
Technically invented by slaves working in cotton fields, yet incorporated lately in the american culture.

>Our cuisine is superior to French cuisine because we took French cuisine and made it better.
>Our cuisine is superior to French cuisine because we took French cuisine and made it faster and fatter.

>>2033227
The poverty rate is still higher in USA.
EU has socialist values, so the public doesn't suffer from disproportional spread of wealth. It's balanced in the EU, so you're proving nothing.

EU still has a higher standard of living, the rest is just all political taboo.

>Why does /sci/ hate america?

You are ruled by Jews. You are somewhat of a Foreign Legion of Israel. You invade countries that couldn't even dream of invading the USA in 500 years, several thousand miles away from your borders under the pretense they would pose a threat to the USA or even the whole World. Not even Hitler talked about conquering the World but the USA always talk about ruling the World and last but not least you fucking faked the Landing on the Moon.

>>2033227
and americunts whine over china perfecting the rules of their own silly economic game
you probably didn't even know the government is trying to fuck you in the ass for all you've got
trust me, america will always be a shithole without future, even if they don't self destruct

>>2033230
Yet somehow we're still the most powerful and influential country on Earth. Amazing how your inferiority complex finds ways to express itself in sheer butthurt.

Also you have Italy, Ireland, etc. MUCH more religious than America can ever hope to be. The irony of your stupidity then projecting it on others? Laughing hard, brah.

>>2033245
>whining about China
>outsourcing to 3rd world countries

This is what eurotrash actually believe. Come back when you send 12 men on the moon, you irrelevant shitstain.

http://www.usdebtclock.org/world-debt-clock.html

Cool economy, yuro dipshits.

>>2033247
I don't care about influence.
That doesn't affect my standard of living.
If my standard of living is higher, that means I'm happier.
EU has a higher standard of living, and society benefits.
USA has relatively low standard of living despite it's military power -- which is no good to people like me & you.

>>2033247
that's just as smart as saying HAHA you have 2 states where everyone (including the police) are sectarians
and how is america influential? just because no pussy country ever objects to their shadow wars except for iran?

>>2033242
>DAH JOOOS

Don't forget your tinfoil hat, Eurofaggot.

>>2033252
you can do the same, whiney bitch
instead of falling lights, waving flags and double shadows you can actually fake a decent moonlanding
even americans don't believe that shit

>>2033265
>didn't know the religion of the most influencial americunts

study more, dipshit

>>2033259
>If my standard of living is higher, that means I'm happier.

No it doesn't because happiness is objective.
Logically, if you were actually happy you wouldn't show such a massive inferiority complex towards Americans in an attempt to prove such a thing. Enjoy that eternal butthurt, you irrelevant shitstain.

>>2033240
Look buddy
We're not an isolated little town sized country okay?
We have people coming in and out all the time.
The US is not a community and we can't afford to give everyone an equal share of the American pie.
The rules here are simple. If you work hard you will succeed.
If you stay at a shitty job you don't like, you'll be miserable.

EU citizens live longer than Americans because they live better. And the health-care of EU is far superior.

These facts are hard to swallow for Americans, but they're true.

>>2033266
-2/10

Thanks for parading your stupidity and paranoia out for everyone to see thereby invaliding anything you have to say.

Don't forget your tinfoil hat.

>>2033276
You're right, happiness is not objective but there's a relationship between happiness and standard of living.
On the contrary, I'm showing on what areas EU is superior to USA, I'm only stating facts.
USA has the strongest military, I'm not afraid to admit.
You're afraid to admit that the quality of life in EU, and specifically Western Europe is higher.
I'm not delusional like you are.

>>2033271
>still believes in some semitic conspiracy
>is obviously some nazi worshiping retard

Typical eurotrash.

>>2033292
My parents went to Europe and they said that everyone there was poor and there was no room for expansion and innovation because the countries were so crowded and small.
They enjoy the art, cooking and all the beautiful sites though.

>>2033292
That depends on the country and area. Just like in the US where certain states have a better standard of living than Europe. We definitely have the best healthcare in the world, much only if you have the money (which I do). Besides, we Americans are very happy living fast. You euros with your boring shitty socialism and mediocrity can shove it.

>>2033290
>implying minus two for a supposed troll does not project your insecurities
>also implying that falling lights, waving flags, and double shadows has nothing to do with fake video's of the moon

but I know you'll only start suspecting the truth if you hear it from your fucktarded christian parents
I've dealt with it. I talk to morons a lot.

>>2033295
just because your leaders are all jews does not mean it's a conspiracy? how is something everyone knows a conspiracy?

as I said: study more, american retard

>>2033313
Europe is packed full of gypsies, slavs, and mudslimes. Much worse than any niggers or spics can hope to be.

>>2033321
Name those leaders than, tin foil hatard.

US has gotten into a war against terrorism for 9 years and terrorism still exists, despite the fact that the US has the most advanced army and weaponry. They are getting killed by civilians with AK-47. This for 8-9 fucking years.

This fact should be enough to qualify the states us retards.

lol

there is a brilliant foreigner and/or nazi patent behind every "great american invention"

>>2033322
yea sure buddy, our cancer is worse than your cancer
you probably didn't know there are 800% more niggers in your country than any of which you come up with?
next thing I'll probably hear is that blacks are more sofisticated

>>2033313
That may be true in the case of your parents, but statistics show otherwise on a grand scale.
France, Germany, Italy, UK (not a country), Norway, Finland, Sweden are countries which have the highest quality of life in the globe. There's data to back this up, all you have to do is research.
I'm an American citizen.
We need to get the fuck out of the war, promote Universal health care & get our shit together.
I have to fucking work & go to college, I get laid once a month at most, this shit is serious.
I'm not afraid to criticize, it's part of being a good American citizen.

>>2033319
>implying all those bullshit conspiracy theories haven't been debunked
>implying trying to save face to cover for your inferiority complex by things like troll or leaving doesn't make it obvious that you are extremely asspained
> USA-12 men to the moon Rest of the world- Nil

>my face when your shitty country is still arguing about whether or not creationism should be taught in schools

>>2033327
why should I? you accuse anyone to be a nutjob for anything
hence you are a dumb faggot

>>2033337
You're seriously going to defend gypsies? The stupidity of you yuros will never cease.

>>2033341
just saying they're debunked doesn't make it true

you have 30 seconds to logically refute the hollow earth theory

>>2033342
It Texas fault
They still have the religious cowboy mentality and they're the ones who print our books

>>2033345
you seriously expect anyone to read that image macro? and I've never seen a gypsy in my life, why should I be afraid of them?
blacks actually stab people for no fucking reason

>>2033342
>mfw I think that's hilarious because everybody doesn't like that state anyway
>mfw the Supreme Court said that teaching creationism as science in public schools is wrong and religion in public schools is banned

>>2033355
Actually, I just used that image macro for the face. Then again, reading is obviously too difficult for your inferior yuro mind.

>>2033347
Burden of proof, eurotrash.

Prove it.

>>2033364
yea sure buddy
and of course, everyone's inferior to you because you have proven that your intellect reaches the ceiling by doing absolutely nothing
that's what you're good at, mouth breathing and posting irrelevant opinions

>>2033371
that's not refuting anything
buy a dictionary, and try again, dear dumbass

>>2033383
>>2033376
>too retarded to use the shift key
>too retard to use the period key
>attacking strawman

It doesn't take a genius to comprehend your level of intellect.

>>2033217
http://hdr.undp.org/en/statistics/

All of the EU lags behind us

Norway is not part of the EU

Holy fucking shit.

ITT Eurofaggots get

[ ] not told
[ ] Told
[ ] FUCKING TOLD
[X} FUKKEN TOLD AND CRUSHED IN ALL ARGUMENTS

>>2033400
America status:

[ ] Not Told
[ ] Told
[ ] FUCKING TOLD
[ ] TOLDOSAURUS REX
[x] American

>>2033402
FUCK YAH

AMERICA COUNTRY OF THE YEAR FOR ALL YEARS.

AMERICA MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY ON EARTH

1991-End of time

>>2033393
>implying I doubt anyone could comprehend my messages by writing as neatly as possible
>implying I'm putting words in someone's mouth

so how am I of low intellect?

>>2033400
>implying americans know the meaning of the word argument

>>2033411
For you to even have to ask that question just proves your massive unfathomable stupidity.

tl;dr Because you're wrong and believe in fairy tale theories.

>>2033413
You're right, we just crush you by default. There is no argument because you're inferior to US.

>>2033419
just an example dumbass, and your speculation runs wild
obvious dumbass who only believes hearsay

>>2033428
says who, some idiot who hides behind anonymity?
for all I know you could be korean, then you'd actually BE superior

Wow you guys suck. I'm running back to /a/

>>2033443
who was the first man on the moon? that guy or the one filming it?

>>2033440
>Korean
>Superior to anything

ok, i'm out of here.

i don't know how you can do that, but even shit threads can be ruined.

>>2033433
>>2033440
>believes in conspiracy theories and insults religion
>has the gall to call others heretics
>irony everywhere

Wow, you just went full retard.

So that euroshit is a gook loving conspiracy theorist antisemite? Welp, that's Europe's finest people. I'm out.

>>2033452
and nothing of value was lost

bye faggit

>>2033455
nice strawman. is it based on anything or are you just american?

>>2033467
bye scared faggot

arguing is hard, huh?

The moon landing was faked. It was staged in a set. Look it up, there is a reason you don't see any stars on the film and that the flag flies IN A VACUUM!

/sci/ - Trolling & Religion

>>2033479
This is hilarious, you are either the worst troll or you actually believe conspiracy theories that died out fucking years ago. Also, if you REALLY want to be refuted about the moon landing being fake, just watch the moon landing episode of Myth Busters. Or are they to "compromised" and "in the loop" for your deranged little mind?

Holy balls, you guys are worse than religious people.
Get the fuck over it.