/sci/ - Science & Math

if she wont get it tested then its not yours. If she wants you to pay child support, get a lawyer and demand a test.

go back to r9k

>>1961007
>Since we all know you cant trust a women
nice stereotyping faggot! ...Also *woman* / *'you can't trust women'
...either way...GTFO my /sci/ bitch.

>>1961051

no woman, you get off of MY /sci/

you do know moot is gay and wouldn't have much a problem banning every single one of you're kind

>>1961051
problem, feminists?

>>1961051

:-O

>.<

xXx

>>1961051
>Implying if you fucked two men you wouldn't tell the one with the most money that it was his

Oh women

Women have evolved to cheat.

It is why the males mother often has resentment towards the males wife.

>>1961064
i'm not a femenist, i'm a humanist. men are equal to women.
>>1961063
no, i doubt MOOT is gay
>banning every single one of you're kind
>my kind
what, women? ban all women? yeh rite! i don't see that happening.

>>1961091

There is nothing equal in nature.

Women are just there to reproduce, men can do everything else better.

>>1961091
u mad cristina?

>>1961091

Who's the blonde whore?

>>1961084
no!
no i wouldn't!
first of all, i personally don't even want to get pregnant.
secondly, if i did, i certainly would not lie about it, and i definitely would not choose they guy with the most money. there are far more important things in life.

So are you going to cite actual laws or what?

OP here

How do I test my babies dna? I have some cotten buds, litmus paper and common house hold chemicals.

Help please

>>1961106
did your husband let you use the computer? get back to cleaning those floors.

>>1961113
I'm pretty sure this is something you need to send its blood to a lab for.

>>1961108
Who is the true enemy?

>>1961113
Here's what you do: Take some ammonia and bleach, mix together for a while. Get a syringe, inject it into you baby's heart. (You might want paper towrls to stop any bleeding.) Wait one hour, draw blood, and measure pH. Do the same for yourself. If the pH is equal, you're genetically related.
Protip: Also, ingesting a small amount of mercury beforehand will improve accuracy of test results.

>>1961124
Ignorance

>>1961115

oh yeh you're really funny arn't u? like women can't use computers, yeh?
fuck you! you fucking troll, ive had it with all the "tits of GTFO" "women should be in the kitchen" "make me a sammich, bitch!" etc.
it's not funny, and i am not going to do what you say...ever!

>>1961131

Timestamp a pic of you with a manwhich you skank.

>>1961131
>>1961106
>>1961091

Why do you retards respond to this troll?

http://anthro.palomar.edu/blood/default.htm
check it oldschool style first
just get to know this information about blood and paternity
you might not even need to test the dna
i know for a fact one of my 'brothers' can not be from my father
he has both a and b antigens and my father has type o blood = can't happen ( barring freak situation involving a 'dead in womb' twin having the other antigen but that would involve the mother having ab blood as well)

>>1961131
trolololo

just find out your blood type and your wife's blood type.

>>1961131
obvious troll is obvious.

>>1961141
>>1961148
>implying i am a troll

...how am I a trolling?? i am dead, fuckin, serious!
w/e i don't care what i think, if you think IM trolling then clearly you are fucking retarded...

>>1961197

are you aether?

>>1961197
lol that's hilarious. Come and get me tough guy.

>>1961197

We give you the benefit of the doubt.

We assume you aren't jaded and stupid enough to make those rediculous arguments, so we assume you are trolling us to watch our reaction.

Well... some of us feel obligated to consider you a troll because some people seem to care about being trolled, so only some of us are actually giving your the benefit.

sage for science

>>1961202
no i stopped trolling for a while but its nice to see my fans miss me :)

>>1961197
>>i am dead, fuckin, serious!

You are dead, fuckin, and serious? That's impressive. Most corpses can't even emote, let alone have sex. Then again, I suppose you'd still technically be fucking if someone dug you up and fucked you. Still, impressive on the serious part.

>>1961091i'm not a femenist, i'm a humanist. men are equal to women.
>men are equal to woman

bahaahhahahahaahha I'm sorry remind me what percentage of the population are women. Now remind me what percentage of the best people in any field are women. Even traditionally feminine hobbies like crocheting the best people are men.

>>1961215
>rediculous

ridiculous

Aether meet EK, I think you two will get on.

>>1961156just find out your blood type and your wife's blood type.

Actually that's a good idea. You can test the kid's blood type at home. While this won't 100% tell you it's yours, it could show you that it's 100% not yours.

>>1961007
If she wants child support you can force a DNA test for her to get it.

>>1961234

How do you test a kids blood?

>>1961202

...don't compare me to that asshole, clearly i am not him, he is a tripfag, and he has about 3 accounts at least....maybe more.

http://ezinearticles.com/?Can-I-Do-a-DNA-Paternity-Test-Without-the-Mothers-Consent?&id=3571458

first result from google you fucking retard.

here's a tip: kill the baby if it's yours. then the stupid genes won't pollute the gene pool.

>>1961223
>implying i am dead
...wtf? you fucking idiot, how would i be typing??

>>1961249
>implying a namefag isn't the same as a tripfag.
>implying someone who posts a picture of themselves with every post isn't worse than any namefag or tripfag.

>>1961223
disregard... i just got it..
>>1961229
we've met...and we do not get on...trust me.

>>1961263
i don't post a picture of myself with every post...just some of them..like if the text is in the style of an emotion that you will need my face in order to understand it etc..

...and yeh, you are probably right...the only difference is that i can be impersonated, while a tripfag cannot.

>>1961197
timestamp or gtfo troll.

>>1961279

oh? i suppose you want 'tits' as well?
...
how about YOU GTFO, you dickhead.

>>1961314
Is there any way you could fix your hair? It's horrible, you look like some sort of offbrand cabbage patch doll.

>>1961324

i'd like for her to fix her face. but we both know that's impossible.

>>1961324

what? straighten it?
...well i have hair curlers...and i kinda like me with curly hair... u don't like it? ... aww...:(

>>1961330
the fuck is wrong with my face??

...oh wait, disregard that, you are a troll.

you probably wish you looked this good.

>>1961255

...
Idiot... well, judging by your capacity for language, I take it that you really are a woman, even if you're not the camwhore in those pictures.

>>1961345
you have serious issues.
most dwellers imitate attractive young females on the internet, and that's pretty fucked up.
but you, you my friend, you need help. this bitch is rank.

I think it should be required by law to text each child for paternity before it leaves the hospital.

>>1961333u don't like it?

It's over the top and I can't stand looking at it. It looks like the way touching fiberglass or chalk dust feels. Tone it down, TOO MUCH CURL.

>>1961353
i'm not imitating anyone.
and i'd prefer you to keep your childish bigotted opinions to yourself.

>>1961369
It just looks like that because it's falling out from all the meth she does.

>>1961377
i don't give a shit what you'd prefer you fucking mong.

fancy a coffee x ?

>>1961380
I didn't really think she looked like a meth addict, just kinda skanky... until I saw this post. Meth addict for sure :/
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>>1961051
>>1961091
>>1961106
>>1961131
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>>1961314

wow that dumb bitch gives me wood (pic related)
can she make sammiches too?

>>1961385
...you're like the sixth person who wants to go out for coffee....does /sci/ just love coffee?
secondly, i don't plan to meet up with anyone over the internet.
thirdly, if you reply so disrespectfully to me, why would i want to meet up with you anyway?

>>1961388
Look at the hair, eyes, cheeks and arms. No question, meth addict.

>>1961399

because if you really look like that, you don't have a chance with a guy who'd treat you nicely. so take what you can get, have some coffee with me, i'll put a bag over your head and we'll both get some benefit out of the encounter that night.

>>1961399..does /sci/ just love coffee?

Coffee was the development that made scientific progress possible. Yes sci loev coffee.

>>1961399
you are stupid as well as ugly as well as a basement dweller imitating some rank gash

>>1961405
hey stop chirpsing my gal you chief

>>1961401
i'm not a meth addict.
i don't even like drugs
if that is supposed to be insulting, you fail.

>>1961414
You need to eat a sandwich or talk to fit. I didn't think it was possible to have an anorexic looking body and a fat face.

>>1961422

she's the female version of pete doherty, somehow simultaneously flabby and emaciated.

show tits please

its kinda scitzoid the effect the pics give
with different clothes on and different appearance each time
not hard to imagine they are realtime and she is a psychochic

>>1961091
>>1961051
>>1961106
>>1961131
>>1961197
>>1961249
>>1961314
>>1961399
>>1961414

>Ugly attention-seeking whore

Also, I'm tired of seeing these pictures all over /sci/.

>>1961405
no.
>>1961408
not a basement dweller. i just like science. and ive helped a few people out on this board.

>>1961422

it's very possible

ever seen a 9 year old?

>>1961433
good thing you matter


you dont

seriously though.. goldilocks?
if you are gonna take a stand on an issue why this one?
do you for a second trust any female with anything that they might want for themselves or might be jealous of you over? especialy anything they can spend, fuck or wear?

Cristina uses 4-chan?

Oh my. Your youtube channel is GREAT, but this isn't the place for a sparkling mind like yours.

Don't ask why I'm here, I guess I'm a masochist.

>>1961433
>I'm tired of seeing these pictures all over /sci/.
get used to it. I'm the 'queen of /sci/' apparently :)

>>1961458
10/10
I hate that excuse for a women.
Deserves to die.

I find the blonde pictures extremely attractive, actually.

>>1961458
more like the bitch of /sci/

anyway, show tits now

>>1961460
lol at thinking that people are different
women are no different than men

>>1961458I'm the 'queen of /sci/' apparently :)

Alan Turing beat you to it decades ago. You're just an ugly troll. Also I don't think you've helped anyone, you just respond to religious trolls.

>>1961468
Studies show men to be significantly more trustworthy.

>>1961481
[citation]

>>1961125
This will work. It may be somewhat inaccurate, but you will get a general idea, and if the results are vague you should probably get an actual test.

>>1961458
Completely not a mastertroll, with a db of pics of a slightly less than average woman.

It's not coincidence she's wearing something different every time, has no timestamps and the only picture including anything related to 4chan was obviously shooped.

Get with it, /sci/.

>>1961481

thats because maternal instinct drives women to make decisions that benefit herself or her family above all else. men on the other hand look to help others in order to get laid.

>>1961051
Lol women cant science

>>1961474
actually i avoid troll threads with a passion. and i have really helped people. i was on last night... i helped a couple of gys out with a chemistry problem or 2.
umad?.jpg.

>>1961197
>w/e i don't care what i think
I lol'd

Ugly bitch is ugly.

>>1961492
not all my pics were taken on the same day. i saved them, they are on my hard drive, so i can post them without having to take a new pic every time.
>the only picture including anything related to 4chan was obviously shooped.
it wasn't shooped
...you don't believe?
well, see if i care :)

>>1961468
you are wrong there. do you understand why evolution delivered to us two genders? from not long after red algae started it off natural selection has favored this certain biological condition.
not burdened with the task of reproduction men gain tremendously in matters that benefit the individual. the individual thusly strengthened; he then has more to offer back to his mate, offspring, and community.
you are slave to your internal biology in ways that affect your life for the worse, causing instability and chaos that has developed to benifit your offspring moreso than yourself.

> it is illegal to have a paternity test without the mothers consent
Or a court order. They're not that hard to get.

I solve this problem by only having sex with women I trust.

Works for me - sorry if you can't have your cake and eat it.

no timestamp = troll.

>>1961523
LOL YOUR ARGUMENT WAS INVALID BECAUSE I SAID IT WAS XDDDD

You're falling behind already, and the lack of proof is making it worse. Better shift tactics before it's too late, brah. And please respond, I'm enjoying myself quite thoroughly.