Troll physics IRL

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Anonymous Wed Oct 27 06:07:14 2010 No.1959055 [Reply] [Original]

Troll physics IRL

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 06:09:14 2010 No.1959057 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 06:09:14 2010 No.1959059 >>1959057 graphene

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 06:15:14 2010 No.1959070 Hey, man. That shit was like one atom wide. Must have taken SOME effort to do.

Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Wed Oct 27 06:17:14 2010 No.1959075

>>1959057
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphene#Occurrence_and_production
In 2004 physicists at the University of Manchester and the Institute for Microelectronics Technology, Chernogolovka, Russia, first isolated individual graphene planes by using Scotch tape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 06:18:14 2010 No.1959076 >>1959075 Then why doesn't Richard Gurley Drew get a nobel prize?

>>	Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Wed Oct 27 06:24:14 2010 No.1959086 File: 49 KB, 350x466, ducttapebandit[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1959076 I dunno lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 06:32:14 2010 No.1959104 File: 52 KB, 881x665, 1287299185937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 06:43:14 2010 No.1959128 >>1959104 tides have more to do with the rotation of the earth and moon about their common centre of mass

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 06:54:14 2010 No.1959139 File: 10 KB, 210x240, countertroll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1959128 moderately successful countertroll is moderately successful

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 07:46:14 2010 No.1959311 File: 54 KB, 794x605, trollscienceoriginal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 07:53:14 2010 No.1959327 File: 74 KB, 994x440, troll_physics.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lulz, I am Iceland, let's make some elictrisity guise.

>>	Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Wed Oct 27 07:55:14 2010 No.1959334 File: 5 KB, 274x242, 1288083029203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1959327 You did good Iceland, you did good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 07:57:14 2010 No.1959339 >>1959327 how is this troll physics, or is it a troll-troll physics?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:01:14 2010 No.1959346 >>1959339 It's IRL troll physics. As in, troll physics that exists IRL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:02:14 2010 No.1959352 >>1959339 yes, unfortunately if somebody wants to troll the troll troll physics by making some troll troll troll physics, it'll look like they're just doing troll physics and they'l look stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:06:14 2010 No.1959362 Someone should make a troll physics of a lepton decaying and creating a virtual particle, complete with "problem, conservation?" I would, but lazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:07:14 2010 No.1959363 >>1959352 The earliest troll-physics looked like retards. Then the earliest troll-troll-physics looked like failed troll-physics. The time is almost right for troll-troll-troll-physics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:09:14 2010 No.1959366 >>1959363 i'm tempted to draw a evolutionary diagram

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:09:14 2010 No.1959368 File: 45 KB, 480x360, Hääh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wat? Who is Troll Physics?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:12:14 2010 No.1959379 >>1959368 What the fuck is that in your image, faggot? inb4 shitstorm thread hiding engaged

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:16:14 2010 No.1959391 File: 47 KB, 354x500, RasAlGhul.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1959379 It's your stupid bawksy you feckin' /b/-tard. What else?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:17:14 2010 No.1959394 File: 165 KB, 1187x792, 1286221014031.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] u jelly

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:33:14 2010 No.1959429 >>1959394 this would never work

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:33:14 2010 No.1959430 >>1959394 Holy shit, that might actually work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:34:14 2010 No.1959432 >>1959394 YOU STOLE MY IDEA FOR TIME-RELEASE WATER! I'LL KILL YOU!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:35:14 2010 No.1959434 >>1959394 The water would just fall out of the holes. This is high-school-level physics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:46:14 2010 No.1959454 File: 107 KB, 1505x845, MAXIMUN POWER!!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i win for best troll physics

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:49:14 2010 No.1959464 File: 496 KB, 825x702, 1287156550217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 08:59:14 2010 No.1959480 >>1959464 with an electron microscope you can see prior to the big bang, nobel pl0x

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 09:00:14 2010 No.1959482 >>1959480 As in before?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 09:05:14 2010 No.1959492 File: 44 KB, 800x600, 1287161626639.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] where is my nobel prize

>>	Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Wed Oct 27 09:09:14 2010 No.1959502 >>1959492 Wait, what happens to magnets when you cut them in half like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 09:10:14 2010 No.1959508 >>1959502 They become a smaller magnet dipole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 09:11:14 2010 No.1959511 >>1959502 You get two small magnets. >Captcha: problem Nostes Who's Nostes? Some Physics guy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 09:16:14 2010 No.1959522 I'm looking for the 6 -> 9 perpetual motion machine, can someone post it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 09:23:14 2010 No.1959534 File: 168 KB, 800x600, 1287134910497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1959522

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 09:25:14 2010 No.1959539 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 09:25:14 2010 No.1959541 >>1959311 not troll physics but troll economy. give that much money away to them and the market would be saturated with money not worth as much as true tangible goods i.e. grains/meats/fuels/clothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 09:32:14 2010 No.1959550 File: 88 KB, 1024x768, 1288093493897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] umad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 09:47:14 2010 No.1959591 File: 74 KB, 800x600, 1285707836366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1959550

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 09:48:14 2010 No.1959592 File: 148 KB, 1706x770, speedreading.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1959055

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 10:01:14 2010 No.1959614 File: 187 KB, 1074x707, 1286602362148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1959592 mine is better u jelly.

>>	anon Wed Oct 27 10:03:14 2010 No.1959620 File: 253 KB, 747x2203, b1546187da9a322fcd111be7abc35f7a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS GOOD

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 10:10:14 2010 No.1959630 File: 115 KB, 1600x1200, 1277691995779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1959534 FUKKEN GENOOS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 10:21:14 2010 No.1959642 File: 60 KB, 1024x768, 1287426485161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 11:27:14 2010 No.1959796 File: 293 KB, 2370x1246, 1287280510550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 11:42:14 2010 No.1959844 >>1959796 what the hell just happend? where am I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 11:52:14 2010 No.1959874 >>1959844 trollface is successfull the whole world is jelly

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 12:05:14 2010 No.1959915 File: 132 KB, 508x689, 1287242687699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why hasn't anyone thought of this yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 12:17:14 2010 No.1959955 File: 94 KB, 604x972, 76ca788b141c74967a61e2162ba6ddf1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 12:20:14 2010 No.1959960 File: 162 KB, 338x273, dick-tracy-watch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1959874 Curse you, Trollface...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 12:53:14 2010 No.1960036 File: 60 KB, 650x521, 126c72d8324133538b519af3f9e29e19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 13:03:14 2010 No.1960055 File: 40 KB, 800x353, 9ac960f0239b12ca6e487bf1bb81d8a6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Prophet of the Armageddon Wed Oct 27 13:09:14 2010 No.1960063 >>1960036 you can also just remove the sign and walk normally

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 13:17:14 2010 No.1960081 File: 78 KB, 1143x783, trollscience.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 13:25:14 2010 No.1960097 >>1960063 What a dumbass, thats illegal

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 13:39:14 2010 No.1960129 most are clever

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:01:14 2010 No.1960213 File: 91 KB, 877x595, Mad USA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] INfinite Money

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:05:14 2010 No.1960225 >>1960213 wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:06:14 2010 No.1960227 File: 70 KB, 800x775, 6642dad2dcc57cf1e5b25ace35f669f1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:07:14 2010 No.1960231 >>1960227 And thus Anon was comatose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:18:14 2010 No.1960265 >>1960227 WE NEED TO TROLL DEEPER

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:23:14 2010 No.1960288 Fury27219 is a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:26:14 2010 No.1960294 >>1960265 OH GOD WEVE BEEN TROLLED INTO LIMBO

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:30:14 2010 No.1960299 >>1959534 ERROR: Weight of the blocks is undefined at top/bottom of belt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:31:14 2010 No.1960300 >>1960081 If this works then I could have the ultimate cooler!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:33:14 2010 No.1960306 It's humorous how some participants in this thread are confused about the difference between troll physics and troll-troll physics. Carry on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:35:14 2010 No.1960309 >>1960300 It does work if you had a true vacuum then it could never heat up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:35:14 2010 No.1960311 File: 51 KB, 800x470, c4e1d23a8af44b6c66d3c445341f8cf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1960306 wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:46:14 2010 No.1960337 File: 91 KB, 952x783, dyemonds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS THREAD IS NOW DIAMONDS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 14:51:14 2010 No.1960353 >>1959915 This one had me going until I saw that the TV is unplugged.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 15:03:14 2010 No.1960387 >>1959434 yeap I've tested that myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 15:12:14 2010 No.1960416 File: 100 KB, 884x704, 1286697475511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 15:16:14 2010 No.1960422 >>1960416 How about F=ma. Glue yourself to the floor so that you stop accelerating. m = F/a = F/0 = infinity. You now have infinite mass and are a black hole. would fire up paint but i'm far too lazy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 15:25:14 2010 No.1960456 >>1960416 Too bad there is no acceleration

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 15:31:14 2010 No.1960479 >>1960456 Universe expansion accelerates, so there's acceleration, I am already punching boulders

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 15:32:14 2010 No.1960481 File: 71 KB, 500x1186, 4453654873ae73a1ae2bc1e9eb911e89.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] captcha: former fisholov

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 15:39:49 2010 No.1960505 >>1960456 Acceleration=change in velocity Earth is in orbit mfw Earth has no acceleration

Anonymous Wed Oct 27 15:45:14 2010 No.1960521
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>>1960481

It would have to be going the same place as you, plus using oil to power itself, and by the fact when it turns a corner. the amgnetic field will weaken slightly so if weakend too much you'll carry on going but probably off a cliff...

problem trollface?

>>	Abzol !ng1dzl9RIY Wed Oct 27 15:52:14 2010 No.1960537 File: 313 KB, 500x700, baw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1960422 Did it for ya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 16:14:14 2010 No.1960604 >>1959492 >>1959550 >>1959642 >>1960416 these ones win!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 16:35:14 2010 No.1960703 File: 94 KB, 700x900, 3e99faa0537eb87b60792c4013637904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 16:37:14 2010 No.1960711 File: 116 KB, 700x851, 8ce420dbbf3ba77e895ff9e4a8ae022b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 16:38:14 2010 No.1960715 File: 37 KB, 616x444, 1287150699018.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 16:44:14 2010 No.1960735 File: 137 KB, 800x600, solarcar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to make millions after i market this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 16:47:14 2010 No.1960741 File: 193 KB, 682x1417, Implying_the_game.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 17:15:14 2010 No.1960807 File: 180 KB, 938x645, 123456789101112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 17:22:14 2010 No.1960826 >>1960505 Earth's acceleration is towards the centre of Sol, moron.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 17:32:14 2010 No.1960846 >>1960807 as earth turns it would spin around and hit stars and other planets and shit. that'd be annoying as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 17:36:14 2010 No.1960855 File: 97 KB, 1218x1076, Troll physics OC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 17:42:14 2010 No.1960869 >>1959454 Why wouldn't this work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 17:49:14 2010 No.1960888 >>1960855 Alternatively, weigh self at equator.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 17:55:14 2010 No.1960907 File: 237 KB, 1218x1076, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1960855 Version 2.0 up in here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 17:59:14 2010 No.1960917 File: 21 KB, 400x300, 1284323133258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1960869 You mean like hydro electric dams?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 18:01:14 2010 No.1960922 >>1960917 Exactly

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 18:10:14 2010 No.1960955 >>1960869 it fucking does, it's called a hydroelectric dam

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 18:10:14 2010 No.1960960 troll physics is seriously the funniest thing I've seen in ages. I know it's dumb, but holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 18:15:14 2010 No.1960970 File: 124 KB, 792x871, bowling ball universe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 18:16:14 2010 No.1960972 >>1960869 its called a fucking river you idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 18:20:14 2010 No.1960984 >>1959394 >implying a COLD SOLID has less mass than a WARM LIQUID. You almost had me there, Trollface

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 18:23:14 2010 No.1960993 File: 47 KB, 711x695, TROLL FLYING.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 18:24:14 2010 No.1960998 >>1960993 This would work if you were travelling fast enough and were out of the atmosphere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 18:25:14 2010 No.1961001 File: 161 KB, 650x975, trollammo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's one I made for /k/ awhile back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 18:25:14 2010 No.1961002 >>1960993 THIS is the best explanation for orbits out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 18:28:14 2010 No.1961014 what si the website for troll physics

>>	=D Problem? Wed Oct 27 18:29:14 2010 No.1961018 File: 43 KB, 288x432, Penguin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love penguins.

Anonymous Wed Oct 27 18:44:13 2010 No.1961082

Hi, I'm a real scientist and I don't know what the hell any of you fools think you're talking about. Not one of these poorly drawn suggestions is even remotely conceivable. And what is the deal with this smiling face used repeatedly in every single illustration? Is this the work of one man or of many?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 19:12:35 2010 No.1961172 >>1960537 thank you, that's more than i could ever have imagined.

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